As if Google hasn't stuck their over sized nose into every ones business already, now they are going to make sure you go slow and steady. Their precious robot car, after traveling near and far, had it's first big break. I wish they would drive this into a lake. But oops wasn't the cars fault, so no need to break the Google vault. As it was all the humans doing, least that's the idea that's brewing.
This makes me think planking is a good idea, that just strikes fear. Having Google make a computer that controls how you drive. I'd rather stick my head in a bee hive. Also isn't it rather convenient that the human did it, so they can use it to increase PR for the computer a bit.
No wonder there is so much money crap going on, people wasting it on garbage like this from dusk until dawn. Could take 10% of that and train people a little more and they could be better than before. I know some will still drive like idiots though, no matter if they are going fast or slow. But still the day I let a computer drive me, as the day I buy a boat and go live on the sea.
Oh wait that would probably be computer controlled too, maybe I'll go live in a zoo, with the new robot animals or something. Oh annoyance this does bring. But wait the insurance people will fall in love and they'll flutter around like a dove. As now the computer will make less payouts, guaranteed Google will get kick backs from their happy shouts.
Disgusting indeed, I hope Google's bank account starts to bleed and all the money goes by by, letting this stupid car idea fry. But the chances of that are nil, so guess one day we'll get our fill, of all these robot cars. Just think of all the drunks that will use it as an excuse not to get thrown behind bars.
Oh look a car is coming the other way and it's swerving on the icy road to my dismay. But I can pull over as the computer won't let me, so poof I get hit like a tree. Or someone runs out in front of the car and the computer can't see that far, poof dead human one or two because the stupid thing still can't stop on cue.
So if you want more of the facts on this junk, can find the story about this foul smelling skunk by clicking here, although warning it does strike fear. Now that was just another rant with some sass, from my ever ranting little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.
This makes me think planking is a good idea, that just strikes fear. Having Google make a computer that controls how you drive. I'd rather stick my head in a bee hive. Also isn't it rather convenient that the human did it, so they can use it to increase PR for the computer a bit.
No wonder there is so much money crap going on, people wasting it on garbage like this from dusk until dawn. Could take 10% of that and train people a little more and they could be better than before. I know some will still drive like idiots though, no matter if they are going fast or slow. But still the day I let a computer drive me, as the day I buy a boat and go live on the sea.
Oh wait that would probably be computer controlled too, maybe I'll go live in a zoo, with the new robot animals or something. Oh annoyance this does bring. But wait the insurance people will fall in love and they'll flutter around like a dove. As now the computer will make less payouts, guaranteed Google will get kick backs from their happy shouts.
Disgusting indeed, I hope Google's bank account starts to bleed and all the money goes by by, letting this stupid car idea fry. But the chances of that are nil, so guess one day we'll get our fill, of all these robot cars. Just think of all the drunks that will use it as an excuse not to get thrown behind bars.
Oh look a car is coming the other way and it's swerving on the icy road to my dismay. But I can pull over as the computer won't let me, so poof I get hit like a tree. Or someone runs out in front of the car and the computer can't see that far, poof dead human one or two because the stupid thing still can't stop on cue.
So if you want more of the facts on this junk, can find the story about this foul smelling skunk by clicking here, although warning it does strike fear. Now that was just another rant with some sass, from my ever ranting little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.
Oh I can not imagine sitting there in the passenger seat
ReplyDeleteHoping the robot the stop sign does see.
My right foot would be breaking on the floor board
as I wondered what we were driving toward!
Seems rather scary to me
I like the wheel in my own hand, you see!
Yes would just be a completely weird feeling
ReplyDeleteMy brake foot would also be reeling
You just could never trust a machine
To be sure all was seen
I trust myself way more than this piece of crap
I hope it takes on big dirt nap
kinda freaky when the cars start driving themselves...havent they every watched terminator...maybe that was prophecy and google is skynet...the governator needs to get some royalties here...oh i forgot to rhyme, i am slime...see there you go, so long for now, dont have a cow...
ReplyDeleteA limerick if you may,
ReplyDeleteFunny having a robot car to drive
Would it ever be likely to arrive
All in one piece
Proudly at ease
But the driver? He is lucky to be alive!
Yeah first thing I thought of was Terminater too
ReplyDeleteMaybe Arnold should sue
You still paid the rhyme dime
So no so much slime..haha
hahaha that was a good one
Limericks are such fun
Yeah the human would prob have a heart attack
As the computer went down the track
wow, I never heard of this before, guess that's proof my rock is way too insulated. But I read the article and geez. Blame the humans, that should be the slugline for the car. The thing you wrote about the drunks is too perfect. Esp. for me here in Buffalo, I think there would be a lot of those cars out on the road.
ReplyDeletegoogle indeed has an over-seized nose..sometimes it scares me a bit - i mean there is google mail, google maps, google friend connect, blogger is owned by google, now google+ - they really becoming more and more powerful and i feel a bit uneasy about it... and i'm totally amazed about your rhyming skills as you even manage to cover topics like this with a rhymer smiles...awesome pat
ReplyDeleteI heard their special car had already crashed and also hope it helps the idea get smashed. :)
ReplyDeleteComputers are made by humans, therefore blaming errors on the human doesn't make the computer infallible. It just makes the computer controlled device more scary. It will do what you tell it to, whether you directed it correctly or not.
Yeah I never knew it was going on at all
ReplyDeleteUntil I came across this news call
Really made me sick
This robot car trick
Big piece of crap
Better take a dirt nap
And yeah I can see the drunks loving it
As they use it to babysit their habit
Yes it is quite scary
One must be weary
As whatever you type gets saved in some big database too
That's what I heard, think it's true
Uneasy the whole thing is
But Google is one unstoppable biz
Yes I can do most anything in rhyme
Each and every time
My sentiments exactly it should be smashed
Whoever invented this dumb idea needs to be tongue lashed
Yeah they'll always blame the human for everything
So the computer can't feel the sting
And it will go about it's day
Doing whatever you say
Wrong or right
Day or night
Gawd luv a bleedin duck ain't no robot car gonna drive ma truck... OMGoodness, I'm rhyming now Holy cow!
ReplyDeleteYou and your little rhyming ass! LOLOL
I do not want to held captive in a Google car!
ReplyDeletehahaha look you rhymed a bunch
ReplyDeleteMust have had a good lunch
Yes I love my little rhyming ass
It can be pass gas, be crass and still sass..haha
With your there
No Google car is getting near my lair