Beats me where this came from. I guess I just had to beat this drum. Not the usual movie fun, but needed to be done.
So that's some fun facts on all the crap, that seems to keep making the movie lap. But it's one big continuous circle we're stuck in, making us stuck in the garbage bin. But never fear, as with any rhyming rant or cheer, you won't find any PG here, at least usually when you come to peer. As I will remain crass, with my little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.
Brand new on your screen
A movie like any other
Sucking in the teens with over bloated scenes
Yet still trying to appeal to your mother
Brand new on your screen
A movie you've already viewed
As before it even starts, you've seen the best parts
So out of your money you've been screwed
You curse the preview clip
For the inflated hype
But you get a grip
As your bathroom break saved on bum wipe
Brand new on your screen
Wow it's in 3d
Newly converted, looking so perverted
You'll forget they charged a larger fee
You still might get a thrill
When they talk all kiddie
As PG trumps free will
Causing shhhhirt to make you giddy
Brand new on your screen
A 200 million dollar flick
With half to the poster face inflating his ego base
Along with paying to bronze his dick
Brand new on your screen
The DVD with bonus features
Each cost a dime to make but your wallet they break
Those real life greed sticken creatures
Brand new on your screen
Sequel number two
Barely rehearsed and worst than the first
Don't worry in five years they'll be a redo
Barely rehearsed and worst than the first
Don't worry in five years they'll be a redo
So that's some fun facts on all the crap, that seems to keep making the movie lap. But it's one big continuous circle we're stuck in, making us stuck in the garbage bin. But never fear, as with any rhyming rant or cheer, you won't find any PG here, at least usually when you come to peer. As I will remain crass, with my little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.
Ah, so true
ReplyDeletethe words from you
don't remember the last time I saw a movie
and raved about how it was so groovy.
So not worth the price
sitting on my couch is nice
and watching it on DVD
and that way the popcorn is free!
We're better off reading your book!
Hope folks are taking a look!
hah! I know where this came from... those cheesy pre-season trailers for upcoming shows. Funny!
ReplyDeleteYeah I haven't actaully gone to any of that crap in years
ReplyDeleteNot much deserve any cheers
I'll take the DVD any day
As sitting on the couch, with a big tv, is the best way
Don't eat popcorn so no problem there
Another book plug you're on a tear..haha
haha yes those things are crap
ReplyDeleteEspecially if some garbage reality tv they flap
Then I just want them to die
And no more trailers for this guy
How very true! Watching it at home is more fun and more relaxed,popcorn and all!
ReplyDeleteugh...the remakes seem even worse...superman coming soon, might want to take the hearse for the dead horse...they keep beating, ruing all my old favs, makes you want to pull your hair out, blow some hot air out, that rhyme was a cop out, i got to go get out...
ReplyDeleteYes way better and more relaxed
ReplyDeletePlus going to it you aren't taxed
At least not directly that is
They'll get you in the end that tax biz..haha
Yes those remakes they should shove up their behind
They are compelte trash, just about every single find
Yep both blow hot air and pull out your hair
Plus curse and swear
As what ones wants to do
Wasn't so much of a cop out by you..haha
Pat, I agree with the remakes most are absolutely terrible and I typically refuse to watch them. 3D I've learned is a gimmick and a half, and from reading my sqwerm reviews I'm sure you've seen me rant about not finding any worthy of the extra 3-4 dollars they stab you for. But that all said I prefer a cinema, stadium because I'm spoiled, having done plenty of the traditional, and there's no comparison, the kids growing up now, they don't know the difference, it's kind of sad in a way. Even though I have a large flatscreen there's still that special feeling going to see a movie on the big screen, in fact it almost makes the bad ones tolerable, if it weren't for the price these days that is.
ReplyDeleteI never see the remakes though. Except for this week, I'm pretty sure Fright Night's coming out, and as sappy as the original is, it's still one of my favorites, so i have to go and see how they destroy it with Colin Farrell of all people.
I agree, This rhyming rant here had to be done. Now wait for spiderman and batman to come out this year, all of course restarting at year one. lol
Yeah they are just awful hunks of junk
ReplyDeleteShould be buried in a trunk
And chucked to the bottom of the sea
So no one could ever see
Yeah Colin Farrell will ruin that
The original and even sequel was liked by Pat
But this one will be garbage for sure
Just like Footloose, Dirty Dancing and so much more
Yes Spiderman is starting all over once again
How many times do we really need to see the origin or these superhero men
If you don't know it by now
Then climb out from under your rock some how
They just get money making the same thing over and over
Like some stupid butt sniffing rover
Actually that's probably insulting the dog
Maybe they could be a mud rolling hog
Yep! I don't even bother with movies anymore.
ReplyDeleteYeah I nowhere near do as much as I used to
ReplyDeleteI still watch older ones, but screw the new
Ooohh.. so true man..!!!
ReplyDeletewhenever I go to watch a movie.. it always turns out to be a torture and then I blame those trailers which made me go for the movie... :( :(
"Along with paying to bronze his dick." I am laughing out loud here, Pat. I only Netflix, and this is the reason why. Hard to find a movie worth the price, because they are either blowing shit up or slobbering all over each other!!
ReplyDeleteGive me Bogie and Bacall DVDs any day of the week. We are old movie freaks at our house, anyway. We will pay good money for a John Sayles movie, though. Thanks for the laugh and the pointed critique of Hollywood! Amy
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brand new post is much better n enjoyable to read even without a trailer :)
ReplyDeletethe whole situation creatively woven in words is worth a read !!!
Brilliant! Says it all about the celluliod industry of recent times. Mind you I loved the remake of True Grit...that was a good redo...I thought...
ReplyDeletehaha yes those stupid trailers make anything look good
ReplyDeleteIgnore them we should
And just assume it's crap
Then maybe we'll avoid taking the crap movie lap
Yeah that's pretty much all they do
Once you've seen one fake ass slober you've seen two
And blowing shit up is so pointless now
They've blown up everything from a house to a cow
Mind you 24 usually did it right
But something like Indiana Jones 4 and the nuke is one big big fright
Yes don't need a trailer at my place
I think I can do well enough yapping off my face
Glad it's worth a read
With my new movie lead
Yeah recent times are complete trash
Most just leave a bad rash
I agree True Grit wasn't bad
There is always the exception to the rule to be had
The Mist was a decent remake too
But something like the Fog one would be better off sticking their head in the loo
Pat, I enjoyed your movie take
ReplyDeletefind most too expensive to partake
except if there is an exceptional one
or for rainy days or cold winter fun
but in summer I prefer being out in sun!
Yeah most are just pointless to go to
ReplyDeleteBetter off visiting the zoo
Yes in the winter is the best time
To watch some awful crap as the cold weather is a crime..haha
Better off visiting the zoo?
ReplyDeleteHope you didn't mean my little home, you!
No, I'm sure you didn't as there are other zoos
but they probably don't amuse
quite as much as my little house
at least I don't have a mouse!
yet. ha.
hahaha no I didn't mean you
ReplyDeleteThat I would never do..haha
Well at least not in the comments below
I make sure everyone saw your show
Yeah now that you said that
A mouse will be crawling across your mat
But five kitties will kill it
So no need for a fit
No fit by me with a mouse
ReplyDeletein my house
but if it turns to five
which is likely at my hive
then I may have a fit
just a little bit
The kittens should come to the rescue
to earn their dinner, that is true.
They could make mice burgers like you've shown
here before at your home.
So should I serve Heinz with those
just don't squirt it on your clothes!
Depends on the cat
ReplyDeleteSome like mustard with the mousr squashed flat
Others like ketchup with it plump
The cat wears no clothes so already over that hump..haha