So this is an idea the cat had, upon meowing two different ways at that Pat lad. After he stole the computer from me and wrote that book of his for all to see. The facts behind this one, will be told when done. But it's going to confuse you in every way, as I have my say. But I love it, so feel free and have a fit.
Upon this daring sight
Your eyes may turn to night
Yoon they daray tusi
What was that you say
Your confused already here today
Whay waco thal yohe tosa
Nope the cat doesn't have a cold
Don't really care if you're not sold
Nodo reath caca doif hayo ano soco
You don't get the facts
Maybe you need new acts
Yoma doyo gene neth faac
Such a terrible cat am I
For making your eyes cry
Fosu amak teyo eyca cram
Wipe those tears away
Hard on the eyes at my bay
Hawi thon teth eyaw
Black with shades of grey
As I continue to play
Blas witi cosh tosh plof
Figured it out yet
Some may I bet
Sofi mait outi beye
Now lets place it into one
And you can see together the fun
Noan youle capl itse toin thon
Converge/Merge!
Yoon they daray tusi
Whay waco thal yohe tosa
Nodo reath caca doif hayo ano soco
Yoma doyo gene neth faac
Fosu amak teyo eyca cram
Hawi thon teth eyaw
Blas witi cosh tosh plof
Sofi mait outi beye
Noan youle capl itse toin thon
POOF!
Say you dart honey
Thaw why acolyte shit
door death if can
mad yoyo negate one
mate fake same crayon
hat with hoe way
blot cash sue ploy soft
shout bet may
Now fan loo fit coin telethon coy
tape sin haha cocoon you coo
Thaw why acolyte shit
door death if can
mad yoyo negate one
mate fake same crayon
hat with hoe way
blot cash sue ploy soft
shout bet may
Now fan loo fit coin telethon coy
tape sin haha cocoon you coo
FINALE!
Acolyte death door
Honey ploy sin cocoon
Coin negate shit
One way dart
Honey ploy sin cocoon
Coin negate shit
One way dart
YoYo mate, HaHa coy
Crayon blot you coo
Hoe shout fit
Soft say thaw
Cash bet fan
Crayon blot you coo
Hoe shout fit
Soft say thaw
Cash bet fan
Now you tape hat
Loo same with why
May sue if can
Mad telethon fake
Loo same with why
May sue if can
Mad telethon fake
So start with rhyme and ended with this little chime. Merged the start of each word above and below, to get the jibberish that does show. Then went and made words from each line, using any leftovers to add when needed to the next batch so they wouldn't whine. Then picked them out and about, putting them in a combination to shout. Now wasn't that a confusing day, did I cause you much dismay? I bet you thought I was full of gas, but something always does come out of my little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.
dude WTF, whole lotta quck like a duck, i am delirious, see jumble, double delirious..this might take me a while to figger out you lout...lol
ReplyDeleteOMGoodness Pat... I feel a bit like a visit to the doctors, if you didn't feel ill when you arrived, you will by the time you leave.
ReplyDeleteThis has given me brain-ache....LOLOLOL
Talk about double-bleedin-dutch-and-such.
Hi..!!
ReplyDeleteYou got a prize..!!
check it out at: http://madhulikaspeaks.blogspot.com/2011/08/here-comes-my-first-award_20.html
:)
hahaha making you do work
ReplyDeleteGuess I'm a rhyming jerk
Making you figure it out
Such fun going all over the place with my rhyming shout..haha
Ewwww doctors I hate
that is a bad fate
Comparing my place to that
Makes my ocd flare up at my mat..hahaha
Sorry for the brain ache
At least your knees didn't quake..haha
Thanks for the prize
Glad the rhyming cat can be wise
Or at least pretend to be
To win one at my sea
Fun write. Love things like this. You always seem to come up with something new and unique. I think you'd like a lot of these creativity books I'm addicted to. They're all mainly about looking at things in different ways- anyhow interesting stuff. Side note: I took a couple of the phrases early on before you spilled the beans, and entered them into google translate and they had no clue, as I thought you'd get a laugh or two.
ReplyDeletehaha yeah always interesting to just fool around
ReplyDeleteAnd see what can be found
hahaha poor Google didn't know
That's Google 0 and plus one for my show
this cracks me up and all i can say is...
ReplyDeletetulashai lo pate ma kida nol
la cavai nusha fi ti qua no che....HA
love your creativity pat
haha what was that you say
ReplyDeleteYou caused me dismay..haha
Oh, I needed help with this
ReplyDeleteGlad you spilled the beans off the dish
at the end
I couldn't pretend
to know exactly what you said
although merging I got without too much dread
Still couldn't completely decipher
and needed you to chauffeur!
I stumped you some
ReplyDeleteOh doesn't that delight my little rhyming bum
So guess I was driving miss betsy today
As miss daisy went out to play..hahaha
lol...
ReplyDeleteMiss Betsy ~ "What are you doing?"
Orlin ~ "I'm tryin' to drive you to the store!"
Of course Orlin would add something that rhymed with store
ReplyDeleteLike more or boar or tour or chore..haha
yeah, but that wasn't in the original script
ReplyDeleteso the rhyming wouldn't be hip.
How about this one...
Oh, yeah, she flap around some, but she's all right, she in da store. Oh, Lord, she jus' looked out da window an' seen me on da phone... prob'ly gonna throw a fit right there at da checkout!
yeah...knew you'd like that one! ha.
hahahaha yeah that one would do
ReplyDeleteWhich you knew
As it has fit
And flap in it..haha
Couldn't resist such a quote at that
ReplyDeletehere at your flat!
with two of your favorite words
not to use it would be absurd!
Now if I can just find Daisy popping a pill....
hahaha or a vein
ReplyDeleteBut I don't think she did such things with her cane
No, but she was pretty sassy
ReplyDeletekinda like Cassie!
haha very true
ReplyDeleteShe could prob teach miss priss a thing or two
well that gave me my eyes a spin
ReplyDeletewhat a mad concoction you spun
gibberish and more, i give up..
happy saturday...
hahaha gibberish can be fun
ReplyDeleteMaybe not a ton
But here I will give it a cheer
Never fear..haha
gibberish it was
ReplyDeletelicorice just because
clownish it's true
brownish hair have you
replenish the laughter
varnish it after
astonish the bloggers
admonish the slackers
banish a few
ticklish are you
uppish is Cass
vanish this lass
Geez you went all on an ish rant
ReplyDeleteDid my tion make that idea plant
Knock that I cant
That was a fun ish chant
Never have to recant
Or any type of transplant
Now I'll go kill an ant
I would have been astonished if you had them in alphabetical order in you ish slant..haha
haha...no alphabetical ordering
ReplyDeletejust typed as the brain did the sorting
ish words were fun to do
now that's all I have for you!
A cool, off-the-wall, cat-inspired write. What's not to like? Too bad my black cat, Missy, died before this was posted. She had all sorts of weird slang, like, "Beak my bassoon, wild aphid!" and my favorite slander: "Bitch hole!"
ReplyDeleteYou are too funny for works, Patrick, this just cracked me up and I have to show the hub tomorrow after I march in the PRIDE parade and he's done with church!! Meeow, Amy
http://sharplittlepencil.wordpress.com/2011/08/19/three-prompts-three-poems/
Got way out looking for a way out. Got entangled but somehow realised it was a bit off. But even then it took great efforts to come to this. Great!
ReplyDeletehaha what no more ish words
ReplyDeleteMaybe you should talk to the birds
See if they could give you some more
Might give you one or four..haha
Bitch hole haha strat
That's a good one from a cat
Also quite the slang
Did she say it nad pop out a fang..haha
hahaha yes it was just up and away
Causing a little dismay
Didn't no where I was going at the start
But just pushed the rhyming cart
Well, lets see
ReplyDeleteanother day and a good night's sleep
there certainly should be more ish words to say
and I'll leave some more here at your bay.
What would you wish
for dinner on your dish?
Would it be a fish?
One who's tail goes swish?
Wouldn't want it to squish
as it goes splash, splosh and splish!
But dinner would be delish!
I fish would be grand
ReplyDeleteI give that idea a hand
Guess it was good you went off to never never land
At your sand
So send the fish my way
And I'll slap it in my food tray
Then lap it up
With some water nearby in a cup
I'll send you a fish
ReplyDeletebut it could be kind of squish-
y by the time it arrived at bush no. 3
with our postal services sabotaging
Pat might not like the smell
in his mail box which wouldn't be swell.
Trippy!
ReplyDeleteYes Pat would get a rather rude awakening when he looked in
ReplyDeleteThat would be such a sin
But so funny to do
Although I'd hate to see the pay back he would send you..hahaha
Trippy, dippy, hippy, flippy, whippy, blippy, nippy, rippy, lippy, sippy, I'm done, such fun
You're so snippy with your zippy words
ReplyDeletenewcomers would think we're absurd!
Payback would be bad I feel
but might be worth it, for real!
ha.
hahahaha oh I'm not so sure about that
ReplyDeleteBut know it would come from the cat
I just hope it wouldn't get too banged up in the mail
Then the poo would come out like hail
As the pringle can lid goes pop
And sight of the package would make your eyes plop..haha
lol...
ReplyDeleteif a pringles can came in the mail from you
I certainly would know what NOT to do
Open it? Never
I'd be sorry forever!
Oh the stories to tell
the day I screamed 'hell!'
lol...
hahahahahahaha that was good
ReplyDeleteBut you never know fill it with something else I could
It wouldn't be as funny though
As catching a whiff and screaming hell at your show..haha
Fun verse, as always!
ReplyDeleteThat it is
ReplyDeleteFun verse is just my biz