Go Riot! Don't You Want To Try It?

The cat does not want to lead any dumb humans around. So instead I went out and found, a guest blogger of the day to come by my way. Yes Riot Man will be on call, just for a few seconds at my stall. For oh this is going to be fun. Oh don't shun. These facts should be followed by everyone. Just watch out for his gun.

Riot Man Recruits

From those naked to those in suits

Step right up and follow me

My face is so pretty

I shall not tell a lie

With me you'll reach the sky

I promise we'll cause a commotion

That will get you a demotion

If not fired

You surely won't get hired

You'll follow me like a flock

Because I make you gock

At my shiny toys

Impressing all the girls and boys

Your brain will slow to a crawl

As I give my riot call

In fact as you loot

You'll act like that which goes toot

And what comes out of it

As you throw your pointless fit

Is what you'll have for brains

But you will break the chains

Along with a window or two

Maybe free a monkey from the zoo

Replacing it with you

For all to come and view

As the monkey takes hold

Winning the gold

Of the life you threw away

Because you listened to my dismay

A chimp was proven wiser

Because you used me as an advisor

So come one, come all

I'll make you stand tall

We'll break and smash

Throwing around some trash

Speaking so foul

We'll make old ladies howl

With me you'll be big and bad

No longer a little lad

Now that you've given me a scan

Follow the Riot Man

We'll make history you see

No longer able to pee

Without an escort

After losing in court

Doesn't that sound grand

So raise up your hand

Become a following loon

Acting like a goon

All it takes is one look

And you're on the hook

Answering the Riot Man call

Was your brain always this small

Now wouldn't he be fun to follow. It wouldn't be the first line of bull you humans were able to swallow. But I guess maybe some will see the light and Riot Man will go forth all alone tonight. Maybe he needs his own billboard to attract his rioting horde. Or maybe he should get a Riot Woman by his side. Then those would come far and wide. To see that nice looking lass, as she wiggled something similar, yet more plastic, to my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.