So when Pat was at work, Cassie was being a jerk. I went to tackle Miss Priss and slapped her one, making her hiss. But then she moved as I dove at her and began to purr. For a pile of DVDs fell on my head and then a few more, oh the dread.
Pat has these things going up the wall and down the hall. But I had to pick up the spill and of course Miss Priss left me to fit the bill. But like something straight out of Meteorman, it seemed I tuned into a new wave ban. For every one I touched to put back on the pile, I seemed to tune into that movie dial. Warning! This could get vile as I walk another movie mile.
Who is Keysor Soze? Maybe that nice blue jay? Wait! I didn't say To Kill a Mockingbird. Don't act like Aliens going all absurd.
Feeling a bit shagged, fagged and fashed are we? It's All About Eve I see. Now sit Up there is no time to go infinity and beyond for you, silly pup. Sin City is where you live and a Scarface I will give.
Having fun traveling down this Mystic River. A Beautiful Mind can be such a giver. You're going to eat lightnin' and you're gonna crap thunder! The People Under the Stairs may consider that a blunder.
Fencing, fighting, torture, revenge, giants, monsters, chases, escapes, true love, miracles, damn I'm tired now. I can't even let out a meow. I guess it's Gone With The Wind or I suffered a Breakdown and The Wrestler has me pinned.
Men are shameless. If you're not thinking with your wiener, then you're acting directly on its behalf. Oh don't laugh. Son of a bitch, he stole my line. I guess with Modern Times that's just fine.
The Apartment is almost clean. Gladiator's speech is making a scene. Maybe Some Like It Hot? I cast you out, unclean spirit! I guess not.
That American Beauty is causing much Heat. It's just too bad Twelve Monkeys make her complete. That's a tad Off Beat though. Maybe it's time to feel the glow?
I don't want any Stripes. But I am sorry The Elephant Man broke your pipes, as he came in like a Raging Bull and Chinatown is no longer full.
Richard Parker and I stole this money from the company to pay for my sex-change operation. Umm let's change to The Kid station. Not time for A Christmas Story. So go call back in old Glory.
There is nothing more frustrating than playing hide and seek with a deaf wolf, don't you think? That Full Metal Jacket sure does may you sink. He's got so many politicians in his pocket he walks with a limp. Maybe he should just have a Fast Five or a blimp.
That was a lot of work and that was just one pile picked up where I lurk. The rest I will save for Pat, for I am a crazy enough cat. Talking to myself here at my shelf in all those voices and such, is just too much. So alas, the following was based on a not so true story about my little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.
Pat has these things going up the wall and down the hall. But I had to pick up the spill and of course Miss Priss left me to fit the bill. But like something straight out of Meteorman, it seemed I tuned into a new wave ban. For every one I touched to put back on the pile, I seemed to tune into that movie dial. Warning! This could get vile as I walk another movie mile.
Who is Keysor Soze? Maybe that nice blue jay? Wait! I didn't say To Kill a Mockingbird. Don't act like Aliens going all absurd.
Feeling a bit shagged, fagged and fashed are we? It's All About Eve I see. Now sit Up there is no time to go infinity and beyond for you, silly pup. Sin City is where you live and a Scarface I will give.
Having fun traveling down this Mystic River. A Beautiful Mind can be such a giver. You're going to eat lightnin' and you're gonna crap thunder! The People Under the Stairs may consider that a blunder.
Fencing, fighting, torture, revenge, giants, monsters, chases, escapes, true love, miracles, damn I'm tired now. I can't even let out a meow. I guess it's Gone With The Wind or I suffered a Breakdown and The Wrestler has me pinned.
Men are shameless. If you're not thinking with your wiener, then you're acting directly on its behalf. Oh don't laugh. Son of a bitch, he stole my line. I guess with Modern Times that's just fine.
The Apartment is almost clean. Gladiator's speech is making a scene. Maybe Some Like It Hot? I cast you out, unclean spirit! I guess not.
That American Beauty is causing much Heat. It's just too bad Twelve Monkeys make her complete. That's a tad Off Beat though. Maybe it's time to feel the glow?
I don't want any Stripes. But I am sorry The Elephant Man broke your pipes, as he came in like a Raging Bull and Chinatown is no longer full.
Richard Parker and I stole this money from the company to pay for my sex-change operation. Umm let's change to The Kid station. Not time for A Christmas Story. So go call back in old Glory.
There is nothing more frustrating than playing hide and seek with a deaf wolf, don't you think? That Full Metal Jacket sure does may you sink. He's got so many politicians in his pocket he walks with a limp. Maybe he should just have a Fast Five or a blimp.
That was a lot of work and that was just one pile picked up where I lurk. The rest I will save for Pat, for I am a crazy enough cat. Talking to myself here at my shelf in all those voices and such, is just too much. So alas, the following was based on a not so true story about my little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.
All these movies make my head spin
ReplyDeletebad guys lose and good guys win.
One could watch movies all day long
but right is right, and wrong is wrong.
Maybe I'll do this in my spare time
when I get bored with writing in rhyme.
Your not so true story using movie titles, what else is about that rhyming YKW (you-know-what).
ReplyDeleteOut of every movie you mentioned in your post I've only seen the Gladiator. Sheltered much? lol
ReplyDeletedude 12 monkeys, dont make me go brad pitt on you, cause one flew well over that cuckoos nest, talk with your weiner bet you are glad to get that off your chest, all that work you might need a rest...
ReplyDeletehaha sometimes the bad guys win
ReplyDeleteWhich could be a sin
But it isn't too often they do
Yes I've watched more than a few
During some days
Especailly when outside the snow plays
You know what
You mean my butt?..haha
Geez very sheltered indeed
Need to expand your feed
Although at least you avoid the crap
And the stuff that makes one want to take a nap
Going all Brad Pitt on me?
Does that mean you'll cheat with old Jolie?..hahaha
hahaha wasn't necessarily about mine
Just another movie line
Yes I will take some rest
From another movie fest
Oh, no. Now, I'll spend the rest of the day muttering, "who is Keysor Soze."
ReplyDeleteooh, I always love me a story with some slapping, purring and other naughty actions ....
ReplyDeleteAgain you shoud have linked all those
ReplyDeleteGreat one bunch!!!!
Nice working of the celluloid genre into the mix.
ReplyDeletehahaha I could spoil it for you if you like
ReplyDeleteTo stop your muttering hike
Naughty actions
Can get some reactions
Just watch what you do
And those who can see you..haha
Yeah sure
Linking is one big bore
Never take that tour
As I go movies galore
It all gets worked into the mix
As I go on about flicks
And take my movie licks
Except for maybe those Deliverance hicks
When Pat's away,
ReplyDeletethe cats will play!
At least it was DVD's
they're easy to stack again, you see.
Better then a roll of toilet paper
dragging through the house during some caper.
But tp may be more fun
for the ones that got it done!
I almost missed this post today
ReplyDeleteI've been reading and reading and reading away
lost in a time fraction I was
can't stay away just because!
Yes they knock over things every which way
ReplyDeleteAs they go about their day
I hid the tp a bit
But they can still open the cupboard if they want a tp fit
Just makes it harder to do
So that brings something new
Yes Orlin does think tp is way more fun
As he's wasted a ton..haha
Bah you never miss one
Always here for fun
Whether a day or two late
Or stuck behind a time fraction gate
Wouldn't want you to have to say strat
Over and over again to the cat..haha
Not a diehard moviegoer I guess
ReplyDeleteI did do for just about a few
Remembered some quite well at best
Others only the titles I knew
Hank
only 50 pages to go,
ReplyDeletedon't you know
I've read all day
in between the laundry play.
The family's been neglected
but I'll blame you for that one.
Hey, how's the tongue today
any perspiration at play?
lol....hahahaha. Oh, that was funny.
yes, it's hard to beat the tp for an indoor game
if you're a feline and thinking life is lame
when pat is gone to work
and no mice are there to lurk
so they have to find entertainment
that will make you lament
when you walk through the door
and they sprawl across the floor
acting like they don't know what's wrong
but say you were gone too long.
ha.
you ever listen to the people under the stairs? they are an l.a. band. hip hop. very fun, like this piece. only different:)
ReplyDeleteyour form was different for this. i wonder why.
Ohhh.. I haven't seen most of movies on this list :(
ReplyDeleteI guess I'll have to see them first ;)
Oh, and I forgot to ask who dusts this huge library of yours? Seems like awfully lot of work to do :) Do you have a butler named Igor?
ReplyDeleteWell at least you knew a few
ReplyDeleteAnd have had a view
Know the titles too
So not a bad go from you
DAMN you really went right to town
Hope none of your five men gave a frown
At least you got the laundry done
So they'll be clean undies for everyone..haha
The tongue is a bit dry
I seem to have a perspirating eye
I guess it skips senses
After jumping some fences..haha
Not going to let that one go huh numb tongue
hahaha I'll always have that one to be flung
hahaha that's just what they do
Sprawl out with everything in view
Like nothing they did was bad
And act all glad
Because fun was had
Screw the Pat lad..haha
Shame, shame out of touch with the movie game
Oh well sure there is someone to blame..haha
Igor up and quit
It was too big and made him have a fit
Bicentennal Man joined up the other day
But all he can talk about is going the human way
So he got fired
Now someone needs to be hired
Care to dust
No beneifts, low pay and lots of hours, doesn't that sound like a must..haha
So witty. I love it when you incorporate movie titles like this :)
ReplyDeleteYes many many many reside in my brain
ReplyDeleteSo I just let the movie titles and quotes rain
I love these movie writes. This one, I do have to say, I didn't do nearly as well as I did at the previous show. A couple of quick notes- Yep, quick, not a joke. Usual Suspects is an all time fave of mine and although I don't dig the horror show, I actually really like where the people under the stairs go, very underrated If I do say- Mystic River's a good movie, and while I believe awards it did win, read the script-it's better even. Lots of good films scattered about the room- and yeah, for every Chinatown there's a breakdown in their someplace too:)
ReplyDeleteIs there anything from which u cannot pick up the rhyme..
ReplyDeleteFun read !!!
Great fun, as always!
ReplyDeletehaha someday I'll go all far far away
ReplyDeleteAnd do ones many haven't heard of at my bay
Making the percentage even lower
Not even big enough to get chewed by a lawn mower
Just to cause pain
Or pop ones vein..haha
Yes the usual suspect is a damn good one
So well done
haha Breakdown and those trucker hillbillies might come after you
Don't buy a truck that is new..haha
haha doesn't seem to be
As all comes out at my rhyming see
Got to love movie fun
As my mouth does it on the run
That's some great advice right there- I've seen those hillbillies first hand, and their trucks- lol
ReplyDeletehahaha yeah I've seen a few as well
ReplyDeleteIf they play a fiddle run like hell..hahaha
Oh and Ed not ignoring you, stupid blogger said spam was due and stuck you in the crappy spam box, just saw it and undid the locks. Nope never even knew it was a band, you know the form is different when I take a movie stand..haha
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