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The Exciting Conclusion! There Will Be No Confusion!
Part two of the frightful quest of the cat and all those left alive that visit his mat. Who will li…

Poor dVerse Just Had To Know, That The Nuts Would Show!
Bet you thought it would be part two today! hahaha not Halloween yet so I still get to cause a litt…

Everyone Took A Stroll Because Of A Troll!
So the cat was all hunkered down with the lights low, practicing my hiding and peeking out the wind…

I Sure Have The Words! It's The Language Of The Birds!
So Pat has used strat and others in his books and for the cat Snavofebudusehagostratnugotion has go…

Stupid Truck Driver! But The Cat Is A Survivor!
When Pat was away at work, outside the door the cat heard someone lurk. I figured it was that Drazi…

The Cat Could Not Sleep! Pat's Alarm Clock Kept Going Beep!
The damn thing Shook Me All Night Long. Some American Woman would not let me be, which is so wrong.…

Going Truly dVerse, Old People Might Curse!
You may 86 me from dVerse after this but ICBW and it could cause bliss. Just know well you are LIS …

Another Nut! Why Can't I Just Attract A Mutt?
I guess it's my rhyming stuff or simply how I huff and puff, for all the cat seems to find, are…

On The Road With The Godly Toad!
"You fleabags better let Drazin out of here! This isn't how you treat a God!"

That mo…

Make Things Less Boring and Avoid Snoring!
I guess Pat and his crap inspired the cat the other day, with his stupid accounting and such say. T…

Flappy Just Got Cooler! Elastic Band?...Elastic Band?...Bueller?...Bueller?...Bueller?
Just when one thinks things could not get more annoying, Flappy's same repeated dumb questions …

Oh The Shame! Pat Is So Lame!
So the facts are this brings the cat to 200 rhyming rings. Whoever thought I would do so many of th…

I Said Don't Make A Sound And Then dVerse Noises Were Found!
Might want to plugs you ears, this could cause tears. For some of it is so horrible to listen too, …

This Ruffles My Hair, The Cat Can't Seem To Swear!
So the cat got into it the other day, with some big nut who just had to have his say. Sounded worse…

C From Cat! How About That!
So Fred and his Twisted T went and had to challenge me. So when you go blind from looking at my hmm…

Does That Bridge Send You Over The Ridge?
A bridge does send you over stuff. That I know so do not get in a huff. The cat was asking if it ma…

The Cat Joined The Bus. With The Blogfestivus For The Rest of Us!
Now do not go and cuss. Unless your name is Gus. Then you will get a pass from my little rhyming as…

Skynet Is Going To Cause Dismay Or At Least Put Us Away!
And so our reliance on machines grows ever more, as soon they may make you take the "don't…

A Not So Rhyming Time. Yet Another Pat Crime!
The cat and Pat have been fighting a ton once more. As he just finished up book number two at our s…

Mr. Linky Is Giving Me Triskaidekaphobia Today. Damn that dVerse Way!
I suppose there are worse things to suffer from. Like fear of wiping your bum. But really Triskaide…

Gramana Time, Hurts The Head In Rhyme!
So today from the tac. Wait! I am not some harps pointy thing. Why did I give hatt a ring? What is …

Bumper To Bumper. Never Fear, The Cat Is Not A Leg Humper!
So it seems everything was screaming at me to go all bumper cars my way. From a certain crazy blogg…