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Every Flipping Word! Yes, Pat Truly Is A Movie Nerd!
Now this one took a little extra effort to do. There are enough movies here to make one turn blue. …

Thought Nantucket Could Trick Me! I Am Too dVerse At My Rhyming Sea!
Before we get to the post of today Pat has to have his say. Yeah, the cat let him on. Let's jus…

Stuck In A Crowd! They Are Just So Loud!
So the cat took a wrong turn the other day, trying to avoid Drazin and his so called godly display.…

A Wild Walk With Some dVerse Talk!
So dVerse wants me to wander into the wild. But it is no longer mild. All this damn snow makes me w…

The Questions Continue To Arise! Some Have To Be Lies!
So that dumb Beyonder guy spurted out questions once more the other day on my dVerse tour. Most of …

Time To Make A Buck Or Two Off The Black Friday Crew!
You know the economy or at least your wallet or purse or whatever you call it, could get a whole lo…

You Cause Too Much Flack! Take It Back!
I know all of you down below are thankful and all today. Been there done that at my bay. But the ca…

Rhyme Time Saves! Even Those In Caves!
Did you know I was doing you all a favor? Yes, even you, you back shaver. For if the cat was not su…

Things Quickly Go To Hell, In This dVerse Tale I Tell!
So on my way to dVerse today. It seems I was in for quite the display. All the clowns seems to aris…

Head Shots Don't Get More Points! This Time It's Ummm Other Joints!
So Brian it seems your head shots get more points write is only 99% true. For oh the things I am ab…

You Try To Be Nice And dVerse Denies You Twice!
The cat thought he would take a dVerse lap and see what they had on tap. They were all in a frenzy …

Stupid Flappy! Time I Get Stamp Happy!
Betsy, if Flappy is around when I get out of this hole, stealing your idea is truly going to be the…

You Think You Are Iconic? This Is Nothing But Moronic!
So over visiting Sub Radar the other night, expecting a tune to come into my sight. When I saw this…

You Might Need A Tissue, As The Cat Tackles A Real Issue!
So Elisa asked for one and all to do a loss piece at their hall. But for what source? Why her book …

What The Strat! Today I Will Be A Lazy Cat!
The cat does not want to entertain today. Is that okay? No? Well I guess you will just have to go w…

Another Rhyming Feat! dVerse I Just Cannot Be Beat!
I have not done this for a while. So I made myself run the rhyme mile. For those that have seen it …

Suggestions From My Mat, So We Won't Get Squashed Flat!
So with them blithering on about us getting flattened like some dinosaur, I figured I would help th…

Cat Got Your Tongue? Oh You Have a dVerse Lung!
So dVerse decided to be a copy cat and go all about idioms, which were done a while ago at my mat. …

Damn It Yankee Doodle! I Don't Want Your Stratty Poodle!
I think I made one butt sniffing crack too many for they kept coming back like a bad penny. They wo…

Dezmond Might Be Thrown For A Loop. I Beat Him To The Scoop!
I got the news for you all now. The cat was out in "Fake and Prissy Land" and gave a nice…

I'm Feeling A Little Off Today. You Want To Turn Me On You Say?
This just had to be done. I thought about it way back under the summer sun but it just sat on the b…

DAMN! The Cat Is Great! The "Strat Hits The Fan" At Any Rate!
So the cat was employed by Pat to come up with something to do with strat. I had to charge overtime…

Who Is Taking The Brunt Of This dVerse Grunt?
"Damn it! I will get you if it's the last thing I do. You and your little dog too."

A…

Driving Like I Am Using A Walker. May As Well Pull A Brian and Be a Stalker!
Construction Zone Ahead
My you can read! Reducing your speed. To that of a toad. Like your car will…

Do Whatever The Heck I Want? Oh dVerse You Should Not Taunt!
So after reading all these rules, which yeah I barely ever follow anyway because ummm I don't h…