Look At These Nut Jobs! Truly Search Engine Slobs!

So the cat has been saving up some to use and to obviously abuse, those that come my way from some awful search engine play. The simple facts are they must have failed search engine school in order to find this rhyming fool. But I will not let their plight go in vain. Once more I go down the search engine lane.

"I went to the dentist today"

Really? You just had to go and tell me that. Since when have I ever talked about the dumb dentist at my mat? Who the heck would even type that in? I want to tell a search engine I went to the dentist, I have no other friends, what a sin.

"don't piss in my cheerios and i won't shit in your fruitloops"

I suppose this could come from my cereal character excursion. Still someone must have been looking for quite the diversion. Typing all of this out in some search engine shout and then finding me. I guess they got the diversion they wanted to see and don't worry the cat won't pee and make you flee.

"nice handwriting styles"

hahaha boy are they in the wrong place. The cat can't write and Pat could not even write nice if he were to trace.

"oops oops"

So were you telling the search engine oops? As you went and did "you know" in some ones fruit loops?

"i love my wagon my little red wagon golly gee i m a lucky boy"

Again talking to a search engine as you spread your love. Why not talk to a dove? But golly gee you are a lucky boy with your wagon toy. What if I fix your little red wagon and kick it over. Maybe then you will talk to rover.

"voiceless whimpers"

Guess this came from my bit of bliss. I'm sure you were looking for some video of a lad or miss. Or both if that's you thing, maybe an animal having a fling. Yeah I will stop there, any further and I may raise some eyebrow hair.

"the heavy man felt depressed because he was stretched too"

This thing was searched four times! That's right four frigging chimes. Who they heck would put this into a search engine even once? What a frigging dunce. I hope the heavy man at least got happy and was stretched a little less thin so he was no longer sappy.

"port a potty two way mirror"

This one is an obvious one, guess someone appreciated my port a pottie see through fun. Not sure why though. Not a place I'd want to go.

"younger borother a flock of bleeps"

Firstly I guess he/she can't spell and secondly, I guess he/she wanted their younger brother to go to hell. Or maybe it's a guy named Borother or with all those bleeps they just confused one another.

"kiss my ass rhymes" "rhyming threats" "things that are funny"

Seem to all apply. So I guess they found what they wanted and the search engine did not make them cry.

"mouse hamburger" hamburger dirty"

Isn't that an obvious one? If you don't kill the mouse before putting it between the bun, it will go and make the hamburger dirty. So kill it and don't be flirty. Then the hamburger is yummy in the tummy.

"ecstasy's run through bare"

Should I even take a guess? Maybe they can't spell with their mess and wanted to drug a bear? And wanted to see how long it would take to run through its hair.

"risk pictionary hungry hungry hippo trivial pursuit life battleship"

This one truly believed the search engines have magic powers and the things can bring on board game showers. Such lazy people not typing them in one at a time. Bet they got a shock when they found the board game rhyme.

"rhyming alcohol warning tips"

Blame this one on the jig and dVerse, sure all the rhymes just made them curse. Probably drove them right to drink and now their head is hanging in the kitchen sink.

"needs and wants pyramid" "all seeing eyes" "the pyramids destroyed"

Some one truly has a thing for pyramids I'd say and they keep coming back my way. Damn! Those aliens are back stalking me. Stay away or I will kick you in your little grey/green man knee. Go build another pyramid and leave me alone. I don't care if you like my tone. Keep your probe away. My bush with the tush does not want to play.

Now I am done making fun, at least for this rhyming run. So if you find me through some weird search engine sass. Expect a retort from my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.