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New Year's Is Upon Us All. So The Cat Gives It a Call!
The day has arrived to cut last year's ties.
Acting as if by magic one will become wise.
With …

A Suggestion I Bring To All Those Letting A Resolution Fling!
You ready for the cats advice? It may not sound so nice. You may want me to choke on some mice or w…

Don't You Love It When They Whine Thinking They Are So Divine!
Pat was sure feeling the love the other night, as he was set up just right. The little computer gen…

The Song Is A Hit So I Want 12 dVerse Days Damn It!
Now that it's all over and the presents have been raided by rover, any type of food they go for…

Making My OCD Sick And Giving Me A Boxing Bone To Pick!
Boxes are big, Boxes are small.
Boxes are wide, Boxes are tall.
They help you move,
None of that I …

Ho Ho Ho! It's A Rhyme Time Christmas Show!
It's Christmas Day and I'm guessing a whole five people might come by my way. So I won'…

Let's Turn Back The Clock! Don't Get A Shock!
Today we are going to hop in that DeLorean and go 88 or the cat Time Machine to open time's gat…

Let The Dogs Out! Or Put Them Down, Just End Their Howling Shout!
There are many annoyances to living in an apartment building each day. But about most of them I hav…

Here Is A Cheer! It's The Most Shortest Day Of The Year!
I guess it's the most shortest day of the year. But that seems like a redundant thing to my lit…

Only One Year Away! Won't It Be a Delightful Day!
When fire and brimstone rain down over our head and bring with it so much dread. When poof goes thi…

Some dVerse Actions Over Certain Transactions!
I think you will get the facts of today. As I go a tad literal maybe at my bay. Or just stating the…

Drazin and The Lie Slayer! With An Added Feline Layer!
It was a nice and sunny day when a letter came under the door our way. Being the cat I am I tore it…

I'm A dVerse Cheat. But Rules Are Meant To Be Beat!
So over at dVerse there is a display of art and like always they try and steer my cart. Pffft we ca…

I Guess It's Not Longer Rude To Play With Your Food!
There you go kids now when you play and your parents flip their lids, you can say their reasoning i…

You Know You're Super When! You Have At Least, Let's Say, Three of Ten!
So the Grammar Nazi won the draw that the cat picked out with his claw. So today in honor of him an…

The Cat Got A Frog Suit And Can Play a Flute!
I was minding my own business once more and I heard a knock at the door. I knew unless by some fluk…

Those Damn Things Are Back! Their Heads Came Through The Door Crack!
The cat was minding his own business, or at least pretending too, thinking of all the Christmas cha…

With Seven Billion Do You Think You Are A dVerse Civilian?
So today as we go down the dVerse path we are going to do a little math. Damn! It looks like that w…

A Nice Little Shift With A Possible Free Gift!
So the cat got an email the other day asking if I would do a little review my way. It was free to r…

In This To The Hilt! Creating A dVerse Quilt!
The cat has many skills and can even give old ladies thrills. I think with that I've said enoug…

You May Curse My Behind As I Mess With Your Mind!
So as I was going about the old rhyming tracks, once again thinking on giving the eye some whacks. …

Jiggle Jugs And The Drugs!
The crazies were out in full force yesterday. As Pat went to Wal-mart to play. Yeah, I know he said…

Book Number Three! How I Do It Is A Mystery!
The cat and Pat have worked out a system now. So neither of us have a cow. The cat does his rhyming…

Tarsier Man Gets His Day For Some dVerse Play!
So Pat was a computer hog going at book number four and keeping the cat from the blog. Yet the cat …

Ways To Increase! My Liking May Decrease!
These facts today will surely help you in their own way. As there are plenty of ways to increase th…

Have You Heard The News? It Could Give You The Blues!
The cat searched far and wide today and instead of the usual display, the cat is going to give the …