The cat was minding his own business, or at least pretending too, thinking of all the Christmas characters that there are to view, when these not so Christmas-y twerpy orange things, once again showed up at my wings.
You'd think they would take the hint and go pop a poisonous mint. I suppose it beats the killer Easter bunny or all those cereal mascots pretending to be funny. But bush number three has no room for such ugly little orange things that give their advice for free.
That poor reindeer sure took a hit. If these guys didn't look so creepy I might like their little skit. I wonder what made their hair go green? Where could that head have been stuck for such a scene? Damn! They keep interrupting me. I need to make them flee.
Are they saying something about the cat's hat? I can take it off and smush them flat. I will still be able to rhyme even if I get chucked in jail for a orange man murder spree crime.
I guess it takes one to know one, right? Both the elves and these weirdos are kind of challenged when it comes to height. But now it's time for them to take flight and I will not wish them a good night.
That is right scram! Or the cat will make you into jam. Look at those oranges things scurry down the hall. I guess they do fear the cat's call. So the facts are, if those orange mooks ever come near your bar, give them a cat meow and hiss, not some mistletoe kiss, and off they will run. Or better yet just get a gun. Help their misery pass and that is all from my little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.
You'd think they would take the hint and go pop a poisonous mint. I suppose it beats the killer Easter bunny or all those cereal mascots pretending to be funny. But bush number three has no room for such ugly little orange things that give their advice for free.
Oompa Loompa, do-ba-dee-doo,
I’ve got a perfect puzzle for you.
Oompa Loompa, do-ba-dee-dee,
If you are wise you’ll listen to me.
What do you get from a red nose?
Prancing, Dashing and Donning no clothes.
Beside the cold making you look rather small,
And getting to carry a great big haul?
You'll get no
You'll get no
You'll get no
You'll get no face full of relief.
Oompa Loompa, do-ba-dee-da,
Being first lets you avoid the wet bar.
So you will live in happiness too.
Like the Oompa Loompa do-ba-dee-doo.
That poor reindeer sure took a hit. If these guys didn't look so creepy I might like their little skit. I wonder what made their hair go green? Where could that head have been stuck for such a scene? Damn! They keep interrupting me. I need to make them flee.
Oompa Loompa, do-ba-dee-doo,
I’ve got another puzzle for you.
Oompa Loompa, do-ba-dee-dee,
If you are wise you’ll listen to me.
A magic hat might seem fun,
Giving you legs and letting you run.
But the appeal loses its charm,
When almost everything could cause harm.
Not to mention the yellow snow.
Oompa Loompa, do-ba-dee-da,
Avoid being made of snow and looking bizarre.
So you will live in happiness too.
Like the Oompa Loompa do-ba-dee-doo.
Are they saying something about the cat's hat? I can take it off and smush them flat. I will still be able to rhyme even if I get chucked in jail for a orange man murder spree crime.
Oompa Loompa, do-ba-dee-doo,
I’ve got another puzzle for you.
Oompa Loompa, do-ba-dee-dee,
If you are wise you’ll listen to me.
Who do you blame for working all day?
For a fat jolly slave driver at your bay.
The kids may seem like an easy culprit.
Don't be foolish and raise the pulpit.
Blame the damn comericals.
Oompa Loompa, do-ba-dee-da,
Know shoes are less appealing than a toy car.
Now you will live in happiness too.
Like the Oompa Loompa do-ba-dee-doo.
I guess it takes one to know one, right? Both the elves and these weirdos are kind of challenged when it comes to height. But now it's time for them to take flight and I will not wish them a good night.
Oompa Loompa, do-ba-dee-doo,
I’ve got another puzzle for you.
Oompa Loompa, do-ba-dee-dee,
If you are wise you’ll listen to me.
What do you do if you have no cheer?
Shouting Humbug to whoever is near.
As you stroll across town,
You may get looked at with a frown
You may get looked at with a frown
But your pockets still jingle.
Oompa Loompa, do-ba-dee-da,
With bags of money you can go far.
Now you will live in happiness too.
Like the Oompa,
Oompa Loompa do-ba-dee-doo.
That is right scram! Or the cat will make you into jam. Look at those oranges things scurry down the hall. I guess they do fear the cat's call. So the facts are, if those orange mooks ever come near your bar, give them a cat meow and hiss, not some mistletoe kiss, and off they will run. Or better yet just get a gun. Help their misery pass and that is all from my little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.
nice, BTW merry christmas :)
ReplyDeleteI wonder what are you on today, Pats :)
ReplyDeleteAnd why on Earth would you have a cracked doors? It's playing with fire, if you ask moi!
You sure have a strange cast of characters, "borrowed" and otherwise!
ReplyDeleteMerry Christmas too
ReplyDeleteGlad it was a nice view
hahaha that cat doesn't need to be on anything
He's already crazy enough at his wing
hahaha they can fit their head through the tiny crack
I should have hid in my bush until it was time to attack
haha yep strange indeed
Another will be coming soon to be feed
Those "borrowed" ones just won't go away
I think they are trying to remain relevant today
I love Oompa Loompas! Excellent stuff Pat, what a surprise that you're posting excellent stuff, it's not like you don't do it every day! That's a face it fact by the way!
ReplyDeleteMaybe I should post crap
ReplyDeleteThen I could surprise unlike my usual lap..haha
Yes those Oompa Loompas come and go
Every once in a while at my show
Strat!
ReplyDeleteThey're back!
Grab a germ orb
and hold it over your door!
hahaha yes one of those I need
ReplyDeleteSo those stratty things can be blocked from my feed
Besides, orange and green
ReplyDeletedoesn't go with the Christmas scheme.
Tell them to turn that orange to red
then they'll look festive riding on their sled!
Oohh.. i loved thei Oompa Loompas completely :)
ReplyDeleteHave a great day and Merry Christmas :)
Oompa Loompas are the creepiest things ever!
ReplyDeletehaha yeah that orange is rather tacky
ReplyDeleteNot to mention they look completely whacky
Red might be just as scary though
But then again you never know
Maybe Tripit will join in..haha
With his ADD at my bin
Glad you loved them completely, I think
As they are rather scary, at least they aren't pink
Merry Christmas to you as well
Still have another christmasy tale or two to tell
hahaha not sure about ever
But yes they are creepy even if they think they are clever
oh where you have taken the oompa loompa! You never disappoint! ~ Rose
ReplyDeleteWould sound great set to music.
ReplyDeleteLMAO! Oompa Loompas. Too funny! Poor frosty...I don't think he pees so could he really make yellow snow? As for the magic hat, don't be a jealous cat just b/c Frosty's has powers. A magic hat is more like one in a kazillion!
ReplyDeletehaha the oompa loompa's get taken far far away
ReplyDeleteHere at my bay
haha set to the oompa loompa's music might scare
But it would be funny at my lair
hahaha all that has to happen to the poor snowman
Who melts if he tries to get a tan
No matter the magic hat
See I'm still a more unique cat..haha
Anyway, all it would take
Is for a dog to come up and drain his umm snake
Lift is leg on him and his magic
And he'd be yellow, so tragic..haha
Ompaloompas singing about christmas? I love it!
ReplyDeleteI wonder if Santa and Willy Wonka change workers every so often so they can have some change in there monotonous lives! or if they use them against eachother with threats of firing them all and replacing with the other!
Tripit?
ReplyDeleteOh, skip it!
I'd rather have hiccups
or use an off-brand ketchup.
lol....
oh gosh...too silly?
maybe too much caffeine down here where it's chilly!
fukin oompa loompas!!! damn orange midgets :S
ReplyDeletenever looked at santa like a slave driver haha makes sense
ReplyDeletehaha yeah the could interchange quite easily I think
ReplyDeleteAlthough each of their singing would force me to the brink
The cheery would be okay for a while
The oompa's just sound so vile..haha
The threats would be a good idea too
Make sure all the work is due
hahaha Tripit might take offence to that
You know he's going to come back at Pat's book mat
I guess now he'll have to make a hiccup remark
At his rainbow park
Well I'm sure the caffiene keeps you warm at least
After all on coffee you feast
Yeah those midgets just won't go away
Always trying to have their say
hahaha yeah he has to make his quota each year
So I doubt the elves really cheer
More grumble and growl
As Santa's orders start to howl
Oompa Loompa, do-ba-dee-doo
ReplyDeleteI wish I could be as funny as you :)
Just stop by your local hardware store and pick up some Oompa-B-Gone™ spray!
ReplyDeletei was so fan of the first version of charlie and the chocolate factories !!!!
ReplyDeleteand the Umpa lumpa <3
haha you can be quite funny too
ReplyDeleteNothing like that scary oompa loompa crew..haha
It said out of stock
Leaving me in a state of shock
I guess those things are all over
They are trying to replace rover
Yeah the first one was great
The remake was a complete hunk of garbage not even good for fish bait
Christmas + Oompa Loompas makes for a fun read :D
ReplyDeleteThose oompa loompas and the lollipop boys scare the the shite out of me. I think their related. And I bet they have wee willies too, so when you kick 'em out into the cold naked, well microscopic comes to mind. Never eat yellow snow, never ever eat it hahaha
ReplyDeleteOompa Loompa's scare me. Seriously. scare me! Willy Wonka freaked me out. Oh how do you do it? How do you rhyme all the time?
ReplyDeletehaha I guess the Oompa Loompas have the spirit
ReplyDeleteAnd they aren't afraid to cheer it
hahaha they scare you
As much as that cow and the fire that came due?..haha
I'm not sure I would want to look anyway
But you can and give the orange guys a fullfledged O'Leary Air display
Yes, avoid that yellow snow
Of course could add to it if you really have to go..haha
hahahaha another scaredy cat errr umm dog
And beats me really, just keep rhyming away at my blog
oo sorry for being late, maybe fate saved me from the oompa loompas for a bit, because now my brain will throw a fit unable to get it out of my cabeza, the cold shrinkage could lead to disgracage
ReplyDeleteI don't remember the Oompa Loompas being orange. My memory has run out of storage. Haha Look at me rhyme with orange.
ReplyDeleteLove,
Lola
Oh no; now I have the oompa loompa song stuck in my head. Curse you cat . .
ReplyDeleteThis was brilliant.
.........dhole
Bah even you have an off day
ReplyDeleteBut you still came to play
Making up your own words all your own
Guess the Oompa Loompa's really did make your brain groan..haha
hahaha look at you indeed
I think you've been spending to much time on my feed..hahaha
hahaha the cat loves placing a song in your head
Now he's not the only one that those things cause dread..haha
Nice intertwine, yep avoid the oompa loompas all the time, or try to when they aren't pushing their rears into my gears. Little jingle def does tingle as it's the residual kind, always stuck in the front of mind. But I do love a good puzzle, as they shouldn't be sung and not muzzled, yet the oompa loompas, somehow, I've always associated with those darn Koopas.
ReplyDeleteYes, I'm sure Tripet will be back
ReplyDeleteas he was barely introduced on that last lap.
But really what's not to love?
He was happy and smiling and sweet as a dove.
And from what I could tell
as least he wasn't from hell.
hahaha.
hahaha I think your psychic powers are at play
ReplyDeleteAs tomorrow the Koopas may just visit my bay
Yeah puzzles need not be sung
Especially with those little guys could pop a lung
Although he was a bit of a pervert
As he looked down her shirt and had a thing against dirt
And nope not from Hell
Lucy and the Leftovers are the only ones from that well
Those oompa elves were pretty sassy, weren't they. I still see their blue faces and creepy hats in bad dreams.
ReplyDeletehaha yeah nightmares they can incite
ReplyDeleteAs they are creepy and a real fright
Oompa Loompa, do-ba-dee-doo
ReplyDeleteRed-nosed? ok! he's been around
Partner in crime? Jolly Ho!Ho!Ho!
He too, big,red,round and rotund
Sure, let them make their rounds
The little ones happy with laughter
So many stockings to be found
Pat,Cassie and the cat Merry Christmas cheer!
Hank
nice :)
ReplyDeleteIf you had any of those songs in the original Charlie and the Chocolate factory movie it would make it way more tolerable.
ReplyDeleteIf I had a dollar for every time Oompa Loompa's turned up at Christmas, bugging me for nuts, I'd have 4 dollars.
ReplyDeleteMy 12 year old refuses to watch the original Charlie and the Chocolate factory. The Oompas give him nightmares.
ReplyDeleteWow, not only do you write hiliarious rhymes. You can turn them in to art. :D
Thanks for the christmas cheer
ReplyDeleteAnd not letting those orange things cause fear
Big, round and rotound works really well
Plus he stands on the corner and rings his bell
Nice
Like your fuzzy dice
Anything is more tolerable then that remake hunk of crap
So horrible you can't even take a nap
Wow! 4 whole dollars you say
But it be really $2 you way
As you'd get taxed for half of it
hahaha sucked into the bowels of the tax pit
hahaha well they are pretty weird looking and strange
ReplyDeleteSo I see how nightmares can come at ones range
I can write hilarious art rhymes
As long as no drawing is involved always fun times