So as I was going about the old rhyming tracks, once again thinking on giving the eye some whacks. I came across another type of one that just seems so fun. Never knew there was a name for the thing. Don't worry, later the facts I will sing. Right now I will just confuse and abuse. Warning! Your mind you may lose.
One day there was a man,
Who up and kicked the blender.
It seems he tripped on a crack,
When he had a heart fart.
His dog was a wonderful mutt,
Who liked to lick his eye.
Never knew that could be done,
But the dog found it rather neat.
His wife was in for a shock,
Because he was naked showing his toe.
The first she'd seen of that in some time.
The cops knew it wasn't a donut shack.
Then up his nose,
The coroner stuck a vacuum.
He went to suck,
Then thought what the baloney.
The man rose from the table,
Like he was in a children's toy.
He stood rather bold,
You could tell the room was nice.
After the coroner had a fit,
The man went and took a strat.
It seems all the gas,
Had really backed up in his stomach.
Finally he scratched an itch,
Called the corner a donkey,
Found he was still bare,
So he stole some clothes to wash.
He did get back home,
Smiling at the garden weeds.
His wife's lips were flappy,
And his kids were oh so bored.
Everyone started to cry,
As the dog licked his lip.
Then they were left in dread,
As the man really fell over tired.
So did you get all of that? Aren't I just a confusing cat. Making you want to say one thing but read another one. Hopefully I only confused a little with my fun. But if it was a whole lot. I'm sorry ummm not. As you just suffered a Mind Rhyme. Yes! That is a real life chime. Did you just give me some sass? It's so loved by my little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.
One day there was a man,
Who up and kicked the blender.
It seems he tripped on a crack,
When he had a heart fart.
His dog was a wonderful mutt,
Who liked to lick his eye.
Never knew that could be done,
But the dog found it rather neat.
His wife was in for a shock,
Because he was naked showing his toe.
The first she'd seen of that in some time.
The cops knew it wasn't a donut shack.
Then up his nose,
The coroner stuck a vacuum.
He went to suck,
Then thought what the baloney.
The man rose from the table,
Like he was in a children's toy.
He stood rather bold,
You could tell the room was nice.
After the coroner had a fit,
The man went and took a strat.
It seems all the gas,
Had really backed up in his stomach.
Finally he scratched an itch,
Called the corner a donkey,
Found he was still bare,
So he stole some clothes to wash.
He did get back home,
Smiling at the garden weeds.
His wife's lips were flappy,
And his kids were oh so bored.
Everyone started to cry,
As the dog licked his lip.
Then they were left in dread,
As the man really fell over tired.
So did you get all of that? Aren't I just a confusing cat. Making you want to say one thing but read another one. Hopefully I only confused a little with my fun. But if it was a whole lot. I'm sorry ummm not. As you just suffered a Mind Rhyme. Yes! That is a real life chime. Did you just give me some sass? It's so loved by my little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.
Scary thought. If anyone skimmed that, they'd think you'd finally run out of rhymes, haha!
ReplyDeleteOooooh, I wuz da foist!
ReplyDeleteMy brain began to "fill in" the words it expected to see/hear. Like an optical illusion but an aureal illusion. You created a jam in my mind.
ReplyDeleteOh yeah, it really works!
ReplyDeleteI was thinking the cat was a sweetheart.
Ha, you thought 'jerk' didn't you
yeah, your mind will want to do it, also.
lol....
um filled with disturbing imagery...a naked man with his toe, at the coroner with a vaccum...what trickery is this...
ReplyDeleteyour usage of the word fart never ceases to amaze me, now we have a heart fart too? :)
ReplyDeleteMaybe he HAS run out of rhymes, he just doesn't want us to know! ;)
ReplyDeleteHa, I need to drink some more Mountain Dew and try again...
ReplyDeleteYou feel well today Pat??:) (lol)
ReplyDeleteWhen I translate these sounds so crazy, but is OK:)
ReplyDeletewhat is this :P
ReplyDeleteHis dog was a wonderful mutt,
Who liked to lick his eye.....
I tried so hard to understand
But, I failed, u succeed
Okay. You're totally messing with head with this one.
ReplyDeleteWhat you been smokin'? ;)
Uh ok, nice rhyme as usual though I really don't understand much.
ReplyDeleteGreat stuff man, this is such a complete and utter melt as we say over here, I love it though, as always!
ReplyDeleteOh, confusing. Yeah. Okay.
ReplyDeleteoopppsssyy.. i learnt a lot of new abuses ;)
ReplyDeleteWait... there's....no... rhyming? My brain just wrinkled.
ReplyDeleteAfter you mind rhymed me, I went back and read it with the words that should've been there. Only you would unrhyme a rhyme. Silly cat!!! hahaha But, I secretly think it's a great idea. lol
ReplyDeleteHappy weekend :)
Me run out of rhymes?
ReplyDeletePffft will never happen until at least 1000 chimes
Things to rhyme about maybe
But never rhymes at my sea
Look are grammar nazi and the lingo
Next you'll be using no insted of know..haha
haha a jam in your mind
Such a delight for my rhyming behind
Using my own trick on me
That's not nice at my see..haha
But yes I did think jerk
Just another rhyming umm perk
hahaha yeah taking it literally could be a tad
Ummm bad
Off course the flip side could be worse
Either way one might curse
I can amaze with fart
Now that's just dear to my heart..haha
Bah I'll give a big dose tomorrow to prove
I still am in the rhyming groove
haha maybe you need something a tad stronger
Or you never know could work drinking the dew longer
Pat is quite well
In case you couldn't tell
hahaha sounds crazy not translated too
So it's not just you
haha yippe I succeed in my non-rhyming rut
And the answer was butt
I smoked a little catnip
As I went on this little mind trip
hahaha understanding could be hard
Especally today at my yard
A complete and utter melt
Like the way that sounded and felt
Happy to confuse
And maybe mind abuse
hahaha not sure I'd use those
like a vacuum instead of a hose
A wrinkled brain
Now don't pop a vein
hahaha unrhyme a rhyme
That is a great way to describe my chime
And yes only me
That also causes such glee
And Napoleon famously said: 'Not tonight Josephine, I have a Pat Hatt headache!"
ReplyDeleteA dog who like to lick his eye.... indeed! LOLOL
hahaha a Pat Hatt headache
ReplyDeleteThose you can't fake
I may have to coin that
As it is liked by Pat and the cat
If a Pat Hatt headache becomes really bad, we could call it Rhyme Time Syndrome. lol...
ReplyDeleteIt could be described as a rhyming affliction that causes pain but becomes obsessive to the point of being debilitating. Bloggers know they should stay away for their own mental health but continue to torture themselves. lol. Yep, I have RTS. And there is no cure. hahahaha.
Im glad you are OK and happy:))
ReplyDeleteThat's freaking hilarious. I was just saying to myself that this is one cool puzzle, where all these seemingly out of place lines make a whole. If you can't tell by now, I love that type of stuff. But then you mentioned the Mind Rhyme and damn, I went back and laughed me, well that's not possible. Funny, Funny piece. Needed that laugh. Thanks
ReplyDeleteI'm confused! D:
ReplyDeletei kept making things rhyme, then i'd read it and learn i was sadly mistaken :(
ReplyDeletehahaha that sounds like a good name
ReplyDeleteI'm sure many inflictions it could aflame
Sorry for it sucking you in
Maybe to get rid of it you wear one of those alien hats made of tin
Yes will be okay and happy
And almost never too sappy
Glad a laugh was given in need
Here at my feed
Know you like such puzzles and stuff
But this was more fluff I puff
As the mind rhyme came about
And I had to give it a shout
Confused you say
Oh that's fun to hear at my bay
hahaha I tricked you too
Damn I'm good at what I do
aah You make me laugh thanks for it, it was a difficukt day:)
ReplyDeleteI really got confused
ReplyDeleteand didn't know what to think.
I fear I was being used
and wore black pants with socks.
Is this how it goes?
Yes it went on a bit while confusing
ReplyDeleteI thought the ends would always rhyme
Your trademark on all of your threads
Expected the last word not 'tired' but 'dead'
Hank
poor dog :(
ReplyDeleteGlad I gave your difficult day some fun
ReplyDeleteAs my non rhyming rhyme was spun
Hmmm not quite sure on yours
Unless I'm missing something here at my floors
The second line is supposed to make the reader think about the real rhyme, like if the first ended in duck and the next line was what the you'd obviously expect **** but instead so bee or something just to mess them up
I know one may need plenty more coffee in their cup
Well I did the eye rhyme
So had to give the mind rhyme a chime
It should have been dead
But the mind rhyme changed it to tired instead
Hey the dog could lick his eye
And that's no lie
When Im sad (like yesterday) I appreciate so much when a friend make me smile:))
ReplyDeleteThe cat can usually get a smile
ReplyDeleteEven tho sometimes he goes vile haha
:)
ReplyDeleteA smile once more
ReplyDeleteHere at my shore
He was naked showing his toe
ReplyDeleteNeedless to say, he was ready to go...
Yep ready indeed
ReplyDeleteOr at least he planted the seed