So as some may know and if you don't you should hang your head low. Pat ran away from the cat and went to visit NY and Blabber at her mat. Having been nowhere what so ever before it was quite the adventure from our shore. Elsie is going to get a roast in a post or three for her suggestion to us at the NY sea. But anyway this isn't particularly about there just yet but plenty of posts will come on that which is a safe bet. Instead I will copy Blabber at my shore and do a list once more. Oh wait! Hmmm those lists are for posts at a different date. Isn't it confusing when you have 40 posts ready to go? Anyway, on with the show.
Pat would surely like to thank Blabber for getting him away and also TheViking, Madre, Brother and the many others from Blabber's blog for making it such a fun stay.
The cat may have bitched more than a ton to get Pat back under our sun but after that it seems it was truly needed by Pat. Blabber also took good care of him and nothing happened with any crazy nut cases, excluding a towel guy who I will get too, that could make things go grim. So Pat is okay to travel once in a while I suppose as long as he never leaves us at nanny's to cause woes. It also causes quite the amount of gas for my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
1. Sure it gives the odd hum but you learn fear of flying is kind of umm maybe sorta dumb.
I mean if it goes boom you won't feel a thing from its doom.
2. Things are bigger on TV even though it only has a 46 inch screen to see.
Hmm I suppose they get a close up or Pat was drunk off his coffee cup.
3. You learn your picky eating is fleeting.
Pat even ate raw fish which was not a tasty dish.
4. You learn they hate NS people down there. At least when it comes to a taxi fare.
If you want to believe Blabber that is with this "No" biz.
5. You learn that if you were truly an internet stalker crazy person or something like that, you would be squashed flat.
Blabber will never again forget her phone giving all nothing but a tone.
6. You learn diners are great. But stupid Canada, or at least NS, has none which is such a sad fate.
That is true, Canada has a loose screw.
7. You learn China Town will make you frown.
Stinky place and that wasn't even the full blown effect in your face.
8. You learn camels can pee forever in a day and it is quite the nasty display.
No wonder the Sahara has such a big litter box and when you are around them watch your socks.
9. You learn there are truly wonderful people in this world in real life and not just nut bags that want to cause you strife.
The cat still isn't sure on that fact as Drazin keeps coming back with his third person act.
10. You learn more about yourself being away then you ever would have if all you did was stay.
Which I would say is the true joy in going anywhere and all should do it when they can as it will surely be done more at my lair.
Pat would surely like to thank Blabber for getting him away and also TheViking, Madre, Brother and the many others from Blabber's blog for making it such a fun stay.
The cat may have bitched more than a ton to get Pat back under our sun but after that it seems it was truly needed by Pat. Blabber also took good care of him and nothing happened with any crazy nut cases, excluding a towel guy who I will get too, that could make things go grim. So Pat is okay to travel once in a while I suppose as long as he never leaves us at nanny's to cause woes. It also causes quite the amount of gas for my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
Great recounting of your holidays buddy, it's great that you had a good time while you were away man, Canada definitely does have a loose screw haha.
ReplyDeletehaha yep Canada has a loose screw
DeleteThat is for sure with no diners in view
A camel's hump is actually full of piss, hence the lengthy urination time.
ReplyDeleteThat I did not need to know
DeleteAfter watching that thing go
I hear Canadian's are like less angry Americans, glad you had a good time!
ReplyDeleteThat would be a good description I suppose
DeleteBut the Americans I met weren't angry even though some were scary enough to curl my toes
OHahaha. Love the list, though it wasn't as colorful as blabbers. So,mupyou had good time there. Raw fish? Cat would have loved it? I hate sushi
ReplyDeleteReally, Cap? Sushi is so yum!!! :)
DeleteYeah I know it wasn't as colorful as can be
DeleteI am working on that at my sea
Raw Fish the cat would eat
But Pat did not find it a treat
Pffft yeah right
Nasty plight
I'm with Meandmy, I'd never put a living creature in my mouth, especially not a raw one!
DeleteUmmm it isn't living when you eat it
DeleteIt has taken quite the hit..haha
yes, and then your stomach becomes the graveyard for poor dead animal corpses :((((
DeleteNah it goes in the loo
DeleteAnd become your favorite thing, poo
hahaha.. funny story, my first sushi, I didnt know and liked the color and looked quite appealing, I took it near my mouth and you dont wanna know the rest.
DeleteTill today, if you want to get rid of me, the magic word "sushi"
I would not go away
DeleteBut I would slap the sushi away from my mouth any day
Blah is all I can say to that
Never again at my mat
I know people rave about sushi
Deletebut I have never had the desire to chew it mushy
not in my mouth
not in any amount.
And I like almost everything
but can't bring myself to try that yucky thing.
hahaha.
LMAO well Pat has tried something you haven't at your sea
DeleteThat just fills me with glee
Even though it is nasty in every way
And will never again be eaten at my bay
Your hands full to the brim
ReplyDeleteIn Canada sure looks fun
Dining and China Town stint
Your sojourn on the run
Hank
That I was indeed
DeleteHere at my feed
As Canada is fun enough
But NY beats it with all its stuff
I am constantly in the city and riding in cabs! Never has one told me "no". Even my family and friends were like "What did he say?". LOL
ReplyDeleteYou love coffee now!!!
I'm not so sure about being squashed flat, but you'd certainly have a mob of people to deal with. hahaha
LOL I'll believe you
DeleteThat no comes due
I guess NS people just aren't liked much
Or they were just crabby and such
Drinking coffee right now
And most at work are having a cow..lol
Yes that is true
Tons of people in view
Really? With cinnamon, sugar in the raw, and soy milk? Yum!!!!!!
DeleteAll they had was sugar here though
DeleteSo that is all I added to the coffee flow
Drank is all back too
As strong it was the machine at my work that came due
Soy milk and cinnamon I will be bringing in
And then it will be that much better at my work bin
You're a coffee man now
Deleteand they're having a cow
I dropped my jaw at the news
but was not having the blues
It's especially nice when you feel cold
next winter won't freeze your toes! ha.
Yeah all their jaws dropped too
DeleteWhen they watched such a thing come due
Of course I like it strong
The crap we got at Tim Horton's i.e. your starbucks is blah and all wrong
You're right, you do learn things about yourself by being away
ReplyDeleteyou come home with an enlarged perspective back to your bay!
That is very true
DeleteAnd a huge ass perspective I got when I came back to my zoo
OK, I officially haven't understood half of your list, but I guess that nothing surprising since I rarely get your shroom and weed inspired posts... :)
ReplyDeleteHope Madre and Viking didn't need to change your diapers, cat!
Did I really expect a penguin man to get it
DeleteNo is the answer to that fit
But then you don't read anyway
So who cares if you don't get my display..LOL
'tis true, I never read a thing at your bay, it's just all such an unhealthy display....:P
ReplyDeleteWell the unhealthyness will soon go away
DeleteAs I change up this ugly ass black and white display
I hear they pray even in Vatican for that to happen :)
Deletehaha even your evil pope guy
DeleteHmmm I guess I better give a change up a try
Oh no you ate some sushi? Lets hope you don't have any tape worms. That should be a wonderful thing to worry about. Laughed pretty hard at the comment about Sahara's litter box. Sounds like a fun experience, though the cat surely missed you, he kept us entertained.
ReplyDeleteLOL you had to go and tell me that
DeleteNow I'll be a paranoid cat
Yeah one big litter box they must need
For we they let loose you must take heed
Raw fish... sushi? Aw, that's sad, I'm a fan.
ReplyDeleteSounds like a good trip, though. NY happens to be one of the places I'd love to visit.
Not a fan at all
DeleteThe one thing I ate that would make my neck hair stand tall
As it was nasty to me
But fun to give a go and cause glee
NY is great
Hope one day a visit is your fate
Glad to hear your vacations is going great!
ReplyDelete(we have diners in BC... in fact there are more resturants per person in Victoria then anywere else in Canada!... but we have like only four diners...)
Hmmm well that sucks for NS I will say
DeleteI need to go visit your way
We don't have a diner at all
Stupid NS sucks summer, spring and fall
glad you had a great time man...i love NYC, its the place to be...and you even ate sushi, i love it, and lol'd at the litter box bit, people in real life are certainly cool, nice to know a few when you visit their blog pool, give me a heads up next time and i will drive up, just to see what you drank in that coffee cup
ReplyDeleteSounds like a plan
DeleteAs of NY I am a fan
So will surely go once more
Down to the NY shore
And all over the place
I will now show my face
And it is nice to know people for real
Knowing they are the real deal
I would def fly over too
Deletebecause I want to meet all three of you! :)
Glad to hear you had a good time! I've always wanted to go to NY. Also... a fear of flying isn't THAT dumb. Mostly because I still have it, even after flying around the world. I don't know if you can or can't feel the impact... but I'd rather not find out!
ReplyDeleteYeah NY is great
DeleteAll should make a trip their fate
I suppose it isn't that dumb
But I figure what the hell and just ignore the hum
As if I crash
I hope I go out in a firey bash
Then at least I won't suffer one bit
But if you survived the hit
Yeah that would suck
So I can see being afriad of it but the fear in me is strat out of luck
So Pat you learned a lot in NY and a lot of Jax, nice:) and Im glad you enjoy coffe now LOL
ReplyDeleteI think Jax is a nice influence:)
Yeah learned a ton
DeleteWith my NY run
And all for the better I will say
Yeah she is a big influence on me at my bay
And change will come
But I will still be the same old rhyming bum
oh Iknow Pat, I know
DeleteOh dear
DeleteYou know about my rhyming rear
Excellent post, except - I must take issue with your view of Chinatown, which is right next to Little Italy. I find the aromas enchanting. But maybe that is just me.
ReplyDeleteGreat rhyming.
Little Italy was great
DeleteSuch fun and will never get hate
But Chinatown was just stinky and dirty to me
But to each their own at each sea
i have learnt to take flying as a bus ride. it's smooth most times, when it gets bumpy, then it's a bumpy ride. however, when i'm travelling alone and it gets real bumpy, i often hold hands with the stranger next to me ! hahaha.
ReplyDeletehave you seen elephants pee ??? geez. its like a never-ending waterfall you'd actually see a pool on the ground when it finally stops!
Yeah that is a good way to look at it
DeleteSure the stranger wouldn't mind it one bit
And have never seen an elephant pee
As that would just be nasty
I'm kinda scared to comment right now...how in the world am I getting roasted?? LOL
ReplyDeleteSo, you try sushi but not pizza? How about some good ol' off the cart Sabrett? Yummy!! I can't wait for my trip in July. I may have to stay with Blabber and Madre =)
LOL The cheese wasn't too appealing to him. He doesn't get along with dairy well. But, I'm having Pizza withdrawls, girl! hahahaha
DeleteHe's not a fan of hot dogs either. I like off the cart knishes ;) So yum!
LOL You're welcome any time, Elsie!!!!
Now it makes sense...the cheese!! That'd do it! Can't even have the white pizza (which I find gross!)
DeleteOh, I had a knish last time I was there with spicy mustard - to die for!! Oh, next time, get him to try chopped chicken livers LMAO *damn, now I'm hungry for some. I may have to run across town tomorrow and get some...
I liked the cheese sticks though
DeleteThat were fried at the Italian resturant show
I'm not sure I would like it
But may give it a hit
Then the next time I come down
Will know for sure to try it across town
Chopped chicken liver umm ewwww
That would take a lot to come due..hahaha
Elsie and Blabber would be fun
Under the NY sun
No diners in NS, wow, never would have guessed that one. But now come to think of it, it doesn't really matter, as we have them everywhere all over and I can't remember the last time I went in to one, I think it was a couple years back and I had a breakfast greasy hangover bash. I can't wait to hear the towel tale. I can't believe he didn't like chinatown, I think that's a very cool place to visit, can't understand anyone but it's cool, like walking around in another world, don't think I ever actually ate anything there though. The raw fish things is overhyped, I'll eat it but not really the sushi type. Pretty cool list, covers a lot I'll admit, I bat you'll make pat pay with that excess of gas lol
Deletethe cat is not a friend with dairy products? That's a valuable info for the Alliance, I will send it to Kowalski immediately!
DeleteIn reality, the Penguin man is not on good terms with dairy products either :)
Diners are great
DeleteI go there all the time if NS had such a fate
But we do not
I guess they think diners can rot
And yeah it was a sight to see
But chinatown was just nasty
Yeah I can eat a little dairy
But a lot of it is scary
Pretty much make me want to hurl
Or give the loo a whirl
Alright since we are here to confess - *ahem* I can't handle all that much diary either, however, I still eat as much pizza as I can when I visit along with all the pepto bismal I need =PP
Delete@Pat-What about the deli's?? Did you try a deli sandwich? Or a breakfast sandwich? That is another favorite! An egg special. Yum! Although, if you can't do dairy - does that mean eggs too? I don't handle eggs well either....again, lots of pepto lol
@Dezz-this information can be valuable indeed! =)
I did an omlette when I was down there
DeleteAt the NY lair
And it tasted fine
My stomach never crossed a line
Never tried a deli sandwich though
At least not that I know
Somethings just bother me more than others I guess
But eating more and more is better for me I will confess
if you decide to make another trip, you have to try an egg sandwich!! I promise they won't stop you from going into a deli like they did the Trump Tower LMAO =)))
DeleteOh one day I surely will make another trip
DeleteFor NY has to be seen twice at least as it is so hip
so you went to nyc...oh i'm envious...fell in love with that city...and so true...You learn more about yourself being away then you ever would have if all you did was stay... and i love sushi...
ReplyDeleteYeah it is a wonderful place
DeleteAs they move at quite the pace
Yep so much was learned about myself
By going to another shelf
Pfft keep the raw fish
Nasty dish
Okay. Can you please explain what a peeing camel was doing in NYC? LOL!
ReplyDeleteLOL at the zoo
DeleteAs it used the loo
I want to go to NYC! That sounds like so much fun to me. I'm glad you had a great time... glad we didn't miss any rhymes. :)
ReplyDeleteNope didn't miss a thing
DeleteAs I let the rhymes fling
And all should go
As NY is quite the show
I've never been to China Town
ReplyDeleteall we have down south is maybe an asian grocery store that is a little run-downed
Yeah you don't want to go
DeleteSmelly and nasty at that show
No diners at all in NS? That's just wrong. You'll need to take flight more often.
ReplyDeletexoRobyn
Yeah none what so ever
DeleteCrappy NS with no diners that I can't go in never
#7...so true! I was pretty disappointed with the China Town in SF (the original China town in the USA no less).
ReplyDeleteYeah just nasty in every way
DeleteAnd smelly at the china town bay
I wonder if you saw an mobsters, you have to look for the guys with the violin suitcases and 'da fuggedaboutit' look in their eyes. You tried sushi i hate that, but i had to try it.
ReplyDeleteDid you stand out as a tourist in a loud hawaian shirt?
You I had to try it too
DeleteBut it was just eww
Prob saw a mobster as well
But not sure so what the hell
Nope did not stand out
I'll save the hawaian shirt for my Hawaii shout
Never thought of the Sahara as a big oversized litter box, but, why not?
ReplyDeletehaha yeah that is what it could be
DeleteAs those camels want to pee
It was fun to read your list--I love #10. Sounds like you had an interesting trip!
ReplyDeleteOh yeah was quite the trip
DeleteWould do it again without cat nip..haha
I am glad you enjoyed your NY stay. And its true, you learn more about yourself when you are away, and see things in a whole new way. I gathered that you met real life bloggers too; hope it turned out very well ~
ReplyDeleteHave a good night Pat ~ Nice to read your comment posts again ~
Yeah I met a real blogger down there
DeleteAnd had a blast at the NY lair
Learned a ton a well
And now I'm back to cause hell..haha
So the desert is one big litter box.
ReplyDeleteoh, that made me laugh and cough.
Never will I see it the same way
now that I know the camels treat it that way!
No Pringles can is big enough
to take care of all that stuff!
What a very fun list
and good for Jax
She's so sweet to invite you down
and show you around the town.
I have to say that diners are one of the best
things that the USA has to offer it's guests.
They are all over the country
and have the best food and a bounty.
LOL yeah after watching the camel go
DeleteThat is one big ass litter box at their desert show
No pringle can could be big enough
As the sides would melt for their pee is tough
Yep was a blast
And it went fast
Yeah I am getting that
I wish we had diners at our mat
Sucks in every way
Stupid Canada with no diners at our bay
I don't mind raw fish, prepared correctly
ReplyDeletePfft you can keep that
DeleteNasty to Pat
So glad you had a wonderful visit there !!!
ReplyDeleteYep great it was
DeleteAs I went and felt the NY buzz