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Tarsier Man Sniffs A Butt. Or Maybe That Was The Mutt!
Tarsier Man saw an ad. Lost puppy of some lad. So he decided to help, As the reward made him yelp.
A zi…

A Different Whoopdi Today Is At Play At My Bay!
FYI all your numbers were bad, didn't win a thing for that Pat lad. But it did not go so trying…

Payback Has Come Once More Today At My Shore!
So the cat got that thinkingcap back enough for now with a simple rhyming meow. Now the tutu thing …

Pick A Number And You Could Be Rich After One More Slumber!
So the cat is looking to have a golden plate and make winning the lottery my fate. Yeah I know the …

This dVerse Will Suck With Any Luck!
Another dVerse I missed way back when I was doing other things at my den. But it at least doesn'…

What Would You Do If This Were True?
So Gawker Island is toast and now it is time for another long arse one at my coast. But instead of …

The Robots Are Coming! Don't You Hear Their Humming?
I bet it may surprise you to know that robots are taking over your show. That is right! Day and nig…

Crazy Pat And That Hard Head Brat!
So at that other shore the cat was out and about to explore and went into that uncle Hard Head'…

Whoopdi Friggin Doo Gives A Booby Prize To You!
So Robbie Raisin has heard all of you out there have flipped me the bird. For I did not give a boob…

Question Everything Today At My Wing!
Seems I do a lot of telling, subtly with no yelling, here at my sea. So now I am going to just ques…

How Not To Fall Flat When Dating A Cat!
So Blabber always does these dating things at her shore with a nice even ten thing to explore. I th…

Irish Air Was In A Funk With This Drunk!
So the cat was finishing his weekly session of fertilzing Irish Air's gardens at her shore when…

You May Confuse But When You Reuse You Can't Lose!
The cat is going to show you how to reuse today. For all should recycle away. Hmm maybe Pat should …

Time To Park And Decipher The Bark!
At that other place where a mutt shows his face, the cat noticed he likes to bark quite a bit. I gu…

Pffft! Is All I Can Say To This Dismay!
So this will be short,
Here at my court.
Because I'm on my phone,
As I give this groan.

For the…

Globland Fun Under The Sun?
So a while back Irish Air was being all nicey nice at her lair and mentioned a convention, for whic…

Stupid Pat! Time To Show Off The Cat!
So Pat likes to take the fame for the children's books and the cat's rhyming game. Okay, he…

I Will Get Some Lip For This Trip!
My eyes are coming out of my head and causing me dread, especially after looking at this crap. So t…

A, B, C Or D! Beats The Hell Out Of Me!
So dVerse wants me to commit and make a choice with this rhyming fit. Pffft why would I want to do …

Things That Try To Go South In My Mouth!
Today thanks to the cat you will now know what not to eat at your mat. For I will tell you about ea…

What The Hell Has Popped Out Of The Well?
The cat is distraught I must confess for as Miss Priss and I were out watching old people play ches…

We Find Some Hicks With Number Six!
The scaries are back once more here at my shore for another encore, which I fear will go on forever…

The Bees Knees Without Fleas!
What do you want you old arsemonger? Are you dying of hunger? Do you just want to chew the fat? Blo…

With A Single Drop Comes A dVerse Pop!
The cat broke the dish and yep, he made a wish. It had quite the pop that it made me hop. So I figu…

When The Seinfeld Syndrome Decides To Strike, It Means You Take A Hike!
So Blabber was well err blabbing on about the stupid reasons she told dates to take a hike and Pat …

A New York Minute Part Two! Brian, Screw You!
So Brian already used the title once at his sea and so part two had to come from me. Look I even pi…

Time To End This Crime With A Rhyme Chime About The Mime!
Time and time again the cat has made fun of the mime whether in rhyme or in the comments below. Bla…