FYI all your numbers were bad, didn't win a thing for that Pat lad. But it did not go so trying one final time this weekend at my show.
They've been coming since I can remember,
These who's its and what's its galore.
These fowl loving men and one eye totting women,
Just keep showing up at my shore.
So it's high time I gave them a name.
Something that fits this weird breed,
Like a gawker to some loaded Irish dame,
And a Blabber mouth with an attention need.
But what can you call this crew,
That collects my pringle cans,
Likes whoopdi friggin doo,
And have become such devoted fans?
Petsy's cat collecting zoo?
Penguin Man's Walrus humping dancers?
The Gawker stalking view?
Blabber's two shoe prancers?
There is just such a dictionary man type mix,
With Heaven residing around,
And Mary's dogs doing tricks,
While Workingdan's crack is found.
What am I to do?
With this ungodly crew?
Give a whoopdi friggin doo?
Or rather whoopdi friggin crew?
Off in the distance comes a Glory Dear,
Making Matt's wallpaper peel.
Thinking caps bow to my rhyming rear,
While Daydreamers think and reel.
For it has been found,
With no more round and round,
Or a butt sniffing hound,
Like Sherry's who leaves a brown mound
Whoopdi Friggin Crew!
Whoopdi Friggin Crew!
No one gives a whoopdi doo,
About the whoopdi friggin crew!
Not golden eagles,
Or gut totting beagles.
Not Hank and his rainbows,
Or at Adam's did you know shows.
For whoopdi friggin doo,
All are just a whoopdi friggin crew.
That is always here to view,
And bow to my rhyming gazoo.
Take solace in my rhyme,
Except if your a mime.
Otherwise say what is true,
Join the whoopdi friggin crew.
As you are funny looking too.
But whoopdi doo,
I don't give a poo,
Dez, threw that in for you,
Whoopdi Friggin Crew!
This rhyme has flew,
And now each lad and lass,
Are part of the WFC who visit my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
That was sweet. Just for the record, I had to bow only because of crack. Adam's did you know shows sounds like a good tv show for kids.
ReplyDeleteLovely tribute. Dez throws feces, where does he live? Zoo?
LOL I don't think anyone is throwing poo...yet.
DeleteI do live in a zoo, but the poo is all cat's, he couldn't live without it even if we paid him.
Delete@matt
DeleteI don't give a poo,
Dez, threw that in for you,
@Dez
No one is asking forensics to find whose DNA is in poo, why are you throwing poo.
Yes I threw it in as something to say
DeleteNot something to throw at anyone on display
Well if you paid me enough as well
I could send the poo to hell
But it would take a ton
To make me miss out on the poo fun
ohh ok, me speaketh no english issue. :)
DeletePay you?
Well if you want the poo to go
DeleteYou need to pay the cat a ton at his show haha
Do I get anything for this no.1 ?
ReplyDeletea Pringle can from cat, but don't complain, you asked for it yourself :)
DeleteSee Dez knows your reward
DeleteI guaruntee your nostrils won't be bored
if pringle cans are rewards
Deletethen I'm sitting on a goldmine
I'll fill em with poo
DeleteAnd then it will be true
oh good lord Pat, scat fettish, go easy on pringle can and print poo.
DeleteThey go hand and hand
DeleteHere at my land
at least put rubber gloves on your hands when you're doing it, cat!
DeletePfft the rubber can melt
DeleteAs the stuff I pelt
yes, you get to know you ruined the day
ReplyDeleteout my way...haha just kidding, my rhymes
are still spinning, and what a crew, not motley
crue with spinning drums, but quirky people
that make you hmmmm
I ruined your day? That makes my day :)
DeleteLMAO ruined Brian's day
DeleteOh the dismay
He did not get first
With his burst
Too bad, so sad
He was off by a tad
whew..nice...you worked some cool peeps in here...frickin awesome sir
ReplyDeleteA frickin awesome for a friggin doo
DeleteWhoopi you friggin frickin-ed up the crew hahaha
WFC for lyfe, ridin till we die! err... rhyming until Pat Hatt and the cat have had enough.
ReplyDeleteWell as long as I can type with ease
DeleteAnd the cat doesn't get too many fleas
It will be a while
That we go the rhyming mile
Awesome work Pat. I feel like I'm going to mess up the lottery thing so I won't try haha. I love when you post about your followers too by the way, we're all so awesome :P
ReplyDeleteThe lottery has already come to pass
DeleteAnd nothing was won not even gas
So never fear
And yeah always fun to pick on those that follow my rhyming rear
poo yourself, cat!
ReplyDeleteI really do own a walrus dancing team, believe it or not! We're currently negotiating with Lady Gaga to be her dance crew at her new album!
Wow there should be some good dough in that
DeleteBut then if you trip and fall flat
You could bounce up and do the worm
And get on for another term
I had a team of dancing peacocks but Lady Gaga used them to make a feather dress. Now I have a crew of peacocks too embarrassed to be seen in public!
DeleteOh, my, poor peacocks, guess they are just cocks now without the pea :(
DeleteHmmm that sounded a tad dirty
DeleteAnd not at all flirty
If there is contest between Pat and Walrus and Peacocks, who do you think will win?
Delete@Anne
Good to see msgs from you. Hope you are going good. Pat is becoming uncontrollable without irish breeze
Pffft the cat would win
DeleteAnd that is all the needs to be said at my bin
And pffft to Irish Air
She too will fall no matter how much she decides to blare
I'd like to see how the cat plans on winning when a walrus sits on his tail and refuses to move away.
DeleteAfter enough scratches to the walrus's butt
DeleteThe cat will finally reach a umm err nut
I knew you wanna scratch my nut, cat! I just knew it. I will call you when I have an itch....
DeleteBut the cat has a claw
DeleteAnd doesn't just use the paw
It's Patmania!
ReplyDeletePacman has nothing on me
DeleteI put is game to same with one simple letter change at my sea haha
haha I think it sums up our addiction quite nice
Deleteas we have all been Orlinized.
Yep you all have come to be
DeleteSucked down the rabbit hole type crack of bush number three
well now, there's a lovely description
Deleteof our current addiction!
haha yeah some might raise an eye or two
DeleteBut we know it is of grass and has no poo
Whoopdi Friggin....
ReplyDeleteThere is no other.
We're all diggin'
Scooby's beatnik brother.
CAUTION: I may have used this joke before.
LOL yeah in a similar way
DeleteBut I too have done such things at my bay
So no problem what so ever
We can still pretend it's clever
And new folks won't have a clue.
DeleteBut it's a rerun to me and to you.
But if you try for three
DeleteAll the folks may see
They sound like a fun(ny) bunch...
ReplyDeleteYep out to lunch
DeleteBut a fun bunch
Hope in your
ReplyDeleteWhoopdi Friggin-
the place for birdy
singin...
Yeah a birdy can sing
DeleteJust don't get to close of I could eat the thing haha
My two shoe prancers???? LOL Cat, what does that even mean?!
ReplyDeleteLOL you can decipher that
DeleteAs I am a tired cat haha
Not sure what happened here...
ReplyDeleteWell that is fun
DeleteI like to confuse under my sun
Whoopdi Friggin Doo
ReplyDeleteI'm still part
of this crazy crew.
I have been gone
and it may seem
long
to you and to yours
but to me and to mine
who are trying
to cope and to live
a new way
there's been no
time to play.
we missed you terribly, Annzie!
DeleteYeah you have lots to deal with indeed
DeleteSo whenever you can come to read
Otherwise we'll still be here
And I'll still poo on Dez, never fear
I will have to make me a cape out of diapers when I come to visit you, cat.
Deletehahaha now that would be too funny
DeleteYou could take a pic and sell it for some money
pfftt, the only pic I accept to do for money is for PLAYGIRL :) But I hear they don't do walruses :(
DeleteHmmm you never know
DeleteThey could want to reel in a whole new segment and let the walrus show
Hahaha! I was wondering if my butt sniffing pooch would appear at your bay!
ReplyDelete(Sorry the numbers didn't work!)
Yeah a butt sniffing mutt
DeleteCame to my hut
And the numbers will work next time
Or I'll consider it a crime haha
Eagles and gun-toting beagles? LOL. The Crew is certainly diverse!
ReplyDeleteYep surely diverse
DeleteWould make many a man break down and curse
Haha... well, whoopdi freakin do... we're all as nuts as >>>>> YOU!~! :)
ReplyDeleteWorkindans crack .... and Sherry's sniffing hound who leaves a brown mound... SMH Hehee Really giggling here.
LOL got a giggle from you
Deletehahaha so fun to do
And yeah many are nuts as me
They just hide it better at their sea
Doggone I wish you had won
ReplyDeletethat would have been so much more fun
but oh well tomorrow is another day
and I will await what happens at your bay!
Yeah I wish I had won as well
DeleteThat would really be swell
But oh well always tomorrow to see
If a win can be secured by me
Its fun to be a part of this Whoopdi Friggin Crew..
ReplyDeleteagree with Betsy.. its Patmania..
its hard to resist once someone gets the hang of ur little rhyming ass... !!!
Even if some shake their fist
DeleteI a hard to resist
As my little rhyming ass
At least helps them pass gas haha
The Whoopdi Friggin Crew, just when you thought you knew, out comes another whoopdi friggin dook as is is fun to rhyme all the oos, much fun can be made, as you've done plenty and some, the whoopdi friggin crew, what are they to do, but try to rhyme like the cat can do, impossible feat I must repeat, but with such a clan, it shouldn't ever go bland, hardly ever pound sand, or wake up with swollen glands, instead rhyme will be the verse, in song and even in curse, for the Whoopdi Friggin doers have drinken plenty of the kool aid and should be here to stay, as long as the cat chooses to keep them at his bay.
ReplyDeleteYeah the cat would never give them the boot
DeleteMaybe chase some away with a toot
An all can try and rhyme
That isn't a crime
For if all else fails
Just give some whoopdi friggin doo wails