Seems I do a lot of telling, subtly with no yelling, here at my sea. So now I am going to just question thee. No, none of that tagging crap is on tap but lots of fun will happen today under my rhyming sun.
Do you know why it rains?
Should you care about drains?
Why does the sun glow?
Does it matter that you don't know?
Can you lick your elbow?
Are you scared of a crow?
Why must a chair sit?
Can't it roll a little bit?
How many licks does it take to eat an apple?
Did you think I would say snapple?
Why must you look at me like that?
Don't you like a rhyming cat?
Would you like to ask something?
Is that the phone giving a ring?
Petsy is that you?
Do you expect me to have a clue?
How am I supposed to know what numb tongue feels like?
Do you think it's like having it run over with a bike?
Penguin Man, what do you want?
So you want me to taunt?
Did anyone see The Fountain?
Don't you think that thing should be buried under a large mountian?
Was that good enough for you?
How did I not know Blabber would chime in at my zoo?
Do you really want me to repeat that?
Don't you think people may fall asleep at my mat?
Or is that what you are trying to do?
Did you know NY drivers are really bad but not as bad as Boston ones but almost as bad as Alaska ones but oh so close to Toronto ones but very different than Texas ones but a lot nicer than Ireland ones but a lot smelly-er than Greek ones but not as blinding as Seattle ones or Ohio ones with their smog blocking view?
Wasn't Blabber the best nickname ever?
Isn't the cat oh so clever?
Why no Brian today?
Don't you think ....... would be boring as he gawks away?
You want to hear from that other Nyer as well?
The former big eye who now shows a beach that looks swell?
Don't you think hers would be bigger?
What happens if we hit a trigger?
Ask about ketchup on apples you say?
Ewww, hmm wasn't that an easy display?
How many waffles does it take to fill a car?
Wouldn't that be for the waffle guy's bar?
What is a bloody wanker?
Would it be wise to ask a banker?
Maybe that Irish Air lass?
Why does she like to pull things from my ass?
How many gb's is in a computer the size of a house?
Maybe Bauer can answer that or Mickey Mouse?
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Did you really just go there at my hood?
Aren't blue guy's so dry?
Maybe we should go back to the former big eye?
Isn't it too bad Glory Dear is still buried in dirt?
Wouldn't you like a question from her to spurt?
You really want to hear R?
Would that go far?
Wasn't this great?
Did you like R's question at my gate?
Don't you have enough for a whole week?
Will you ask questions as you take a leak?
Will you let me know if some answers come to pass?
For that would make me a happy little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
Do you know why it rains?
Should you care about drains?
Why does the sun glow?
Does it matter that you don't know?
Can you lick your elbow?
Are you scared of a crow?
Why must a chair sit?
Can't it roll a little bit?
How many licks does it take to eat an apple?
Did you think I would say snapple?
Why must you look at me like that?
Don't you like a rhyming cat?
Would you like to ask something?
Is that the phone giving a ring?
Petsy is that you?
Do you expect me to have a clue?
How am I supposed to know what numb tongue feels like?
Do you think it's like having it run over with a bike?
Penguin Man, what do you want?
So you want me to taunt?
Did anyone see The Fountain?
Don't you think that thing should be buried under a large mountian?
Was that good enough for you?
How did I not know Blabber would chime in at my zoo?
Do you really want me to repeat that?
Don't you think people may fall asleep at my mat?
Or is that what you are trying to do?
Did you know NY drivers are really bad but not as bad as Boston ones but almost as bad as Alaska ones but oh so close to Toronto ones but very different than Texas ones but a lot nicer than Ireland ones but a lot smelly-er than Greek ones but not as blinding as Seattle ones or Ohio ones with their smog blocking view?
Wasn't Blabber the best nickname ever?
Isn't the cat oh so clever?
Why no Brian today?
Don't you think ....... would be boring as he gawks away?
You want to hear from that other Nyer as well?
The former big eye who now shows a beach that looks swell?
Don't you think hers would be bigger?
What happens if we hit a trigger?
Ask about ketchup on apples you say?
Ewww, hmm wasn't that an easy display?
How many waffles does it take to fill a car?
Wouldn't that be for the waffle guy's bar?
What is a bloody wanker?
Would it be wise to ask a banker?
Maybe that Irish Air lass?
Why does she like to pull things from my ass?
How many gb's is in a computer the size of a house?
Maybe Bauer can answer that or Mickey Mouse?
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Did you really just go there at my hood?
Aren't blue guy's so dry?
Maybe we should go back to the former big eye?
Isn't it too bad Glory Dear is still buried in dirt?
Wouldn't you like a question from her to spurt?
You really want to hear R?
Would that go far?
Wasn't this great?
Did you like R's question at my gate?
Don't you have enough for a whole week?
Will you ask questions as you take a leak?
Will you let me know if some answers come to pass?
For that would make me a happy little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
I'm petrified of crows. I did not see the fountain. Blabber isn't really all that clever considering that I blab a lot. Leave NY diners alone!!!!! lol I know what a bloody wanker is now. Dig up Glory Dear!! We miss her!!!!
ReplyDeletehaha yes you and birds
DeleteAre always lost for words
GOOD! Do not watch that thing
For the dvd you will want to fling
Well instead of blabber
I could have went with umm stab her..hahaha
Yeah glad you know what it is
And pffft too much of that digging biz
I'm not scared of crows but I'm terrified of pidgeon shit. And so is my car. I guess it's an easy target.
DeleteLol that is a valid fear
DeleteSeems to fly from their rear
Yes, it's so terrifying it makes me misspell the word whenever I think of it hahaha! But over here there's this a gang of geese as well. I once walked up to my car and one freakin' goose was standing on the roof of my car, looking at me like it was thinking, 'WHAT!' Can you believe that sh........ poo?
DeleteLmao the goose wanted to gawk
DeleteAnd maybe even squawk
As it glared at you
Thinking you are the equivalent of poo haha
Why not just generalize and say let's just stay out of cabs! And how many waffles does it take to fill a car? Probably twice as many as pancakes! Enjoy your day!
ReplyDeleteWell that would be no fun
DeleteAnd I like the answer you gave a run..haha
I ask questions a lot. Many of your questions sound like Socrates ones. Answer is a question.
ReplyDeleteAnyway how much glue did you happen to sniff in the morning today?
Pfft Pat or the cat isn't pretending to be that guy
DeleteThat would just be a lie
And yep asking questions all the time
Could very well annoy a mime
The glue was all gone
So I sniffed things out on the lawn
Lawn poop sniff?
DeleteYou are always after the mimes.
Just noticed your summer rummer quote. good one.
haha yeah the summer rummer
DeleteWon't make many have a bummer
Unless they get to drunk and end in jail
And Mimes need to hit the trail
oh you got your Brian right here....i was out the door yesterday on a day date with the wife, having a life, so i was a bit slow to go around to all the other shows...smiles...filling the car with waffles would be fun, then eating your way in when done...
ReplyDeletePfft having a life you say
DeleteWho has time for that at their bay..haha
Might be kind of fat though
After eating your way through such a flow
your ebil person will be whipped mercilessly for trashing THE FOUNTAIN again, you ebil, ebil feline creature!
ReplyDeleteWell it is hard to trash
DeleteWhat is already trash and gives a bad rash
A whipping would be better than watching that ever
Far less painful an endeavor
LOL The Fountain wasn't THAT bad... I guess.
DeletePfft it was a huge pile of crap
DeleteDon't suck up to that Dez chap
Looks like Matt is picking his side again!!! lol
Deletehe is realizing that beside being ebil the cat also has a horrid movie taste :) I mean, that feline offender actually loves Mel Gibson....
DeleteLethal weapon beats the fountain any day
DeleteHeck Shrek 4 beats such a display
A lot of questions
ReplyDeleteBut begs no answers
Ask for no reasons
For no one bothers
Hank
Yeah that is true
DeleteSo ponder the great blue
And that is all
No answers on the wall
Pfffffftttttt! who make all these questions??
ReplyDeleteHs Im buried but alive Lol
haha yeah Gawker Island is keeping you alive
DeleteSo you are still five by five
Im a survival
DeleteNot sure I count survive
DeleteAs being buried in dirt and alive
Ha!
DeleteGlad it is funny
DeleteBut to really get out it will cost u money
I drifted off in my imagine when you asked how many licks would it take to eat an apple. I bet it would take at least a year if you licked and licked all day. I don't know but I want to find out in the name of science.
ReplyDeletehahaha you let me know how that goes
DeleteAs it will surely cause your tongue woes
Not sure you could even get through licking the thing
But you are welcome to try and report back giving me a ring
A direct translation of bloody wanker would be cursed masturbator.
ReplyDeletehaha yeah that is what I thought
DeleteAs I now hear it a lot
Yes, that is me on your phone
ReplyDeletePick it up and say hello!
Lol what makes that more funny to
DeleteIs i just got a weird voice message from who i have no clue....haha
Lol what makes that more funny to
DeleteIs i just got a weird voice message from who i have no clue....haha
haha...did I make you flustered?
DeleteI see you can stutter.
I would have said it was me
you know...dear ol' sweet Betsy.
lol you thought with my numb tongue
I forgot to leave my name with the message begun?
you mean you people actually have voices and real bodies adn everything..... you're not just little cyber people living in the computer?
DeleteStupid phone did that
DeleteHated by Pat
And no we are just imaginary and all
As we yap on each wall
Well, Dezzywezzy, we know YOU are a real person, for didn't you once tell us you looked like a model? (or was it a cute seal?) Just quoting.... just quoting.... I'm not real, by the way. I'm actually Blue on the inside, so you've been talking to my alter ego all that time. (O, you knew that already.)
DeleteI believe the actual quote was 'walrus' :)
Deleteyep, a walrus, I'd never say me is a model in million years.... maybe a model for Walrusmart stores :)
DeleteWalrusmart. lol. :)
DeleteLol could start your own chain
DeleteAnd have enough money to fill a train
I don't know how many waffles it takes to fill up a car, but if you bring the waffle mix, I say we find out on my asshole neighbor's Porsche. You game?
ReplyDeleteLmao yep sounds like a plan
DeleteWhen we are through he wont evet ne a waffle fan
Mickey mouse is very computer sauve. Now you got me wondering how many licks it takes to get to the centre of an apple! Well I have my summer planed out now!... I ment that about counting the licks on an apple, just noticed you have a summer rhyme at the end of your post!
ReplyDeleteFill your rummer, get drunk all summer? Is a rummer a place for your rum? or is it slang for rump?
A rummer is like a flask
DeleteAnd glad i can give you summer task
Good luck with that
Let me know how many it takes at my mat
My beach is rockin' that is for sure,
ReplyDeleteLots of hot bods and an ocean so pure.
Till the tourists arrive and clear out the stores
Need to send them back to Canada so I can have peace once more!
Hahaha the canadians causing you more strife
DeleteThat is so nice and screws up your life
Loved by the cat
And a little even by Pat
That's it! Elsie has reached her boiling point!! A rant about you Canadians is coming!!
Deletehahahaha GREAT!
DeleteI knew you'd take the bait
It's written - I took it easy on you blasted Canadians...some people can be sooo sensitive! It'll post around midnight LOL
DeleteI know. It doesn't take much to rile me up, huh?
Lol nope can push your buttons with ease
DeleteBlame it on the fleas
You are correct--The Fountain should be buried. On the waffle thing, I would love to give it a try.
ReplyDeleteAnother fountain hater yippee
DeleteSee Dez all agree with me
Jack & Coke on the beach
ReplyDeleteMight aswell, its called a treat
Yeah it be something to suck back
DeleteAs you hanged out on some beach shack
No, but I can lick my elbow. I just tried it.
ReplyDeletexoRobyn
Really you can do that
DeleteThat is impressive to the cat
Just tried it myself. I couldn't do it. So either your elbow is short or your tongue is very long ;)
DeleteLol a long tongue
DeleteStretch it too far and may pop a lung
We call them merchant bankers, the wankers!
ReplyDeleteLol that they are
DeleteAgreed at my bar
I've never thought about licking my elbow before until this very post. Damn yous!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteLmao the cat is making you think
DeleteHope it doesnt bring you to the brink
People say there are no dumb questions
ReplyDeleteBut not in my profession
Yeah dumb questions surely arisee
DeleteEven to those that think they are wise
Can't lick my elbow. Not for lack of trying, though.
ReplyDeleteLOL. I love your commentary on drivers from different places.
And of course I like a rhyming cat!
Lol made you try to
DeleteThat is fun to do
And as the drivers go
They all have a different flow
How many waffles does it take to fill a car?.... i think i should try this...off to bake waffles...smiles
ReplyDeleteLol take pictutes of it too
DeleteI want to see if it is true
I'm as dry as a desert, so it's time for a drink alright. Bottoms up, Pat, and I don't mean that cat's haha....
ReplyDeleteLol well he could bottom up with ease
DeleteAnd share more than fleas
What is a bloody wanker... it certainly could be called... a banker... ahahaha...... LOL U R Sooooooo Bad!~! Giggling out loud here.
ReplyDeleteLol that is a rhyme that is just so true
DeleteThey are bloody wankers all around to view
Questions abound distinctly, as the cat does some inquisitive thinking. Some great fun and some philosophy too, all together alongside the rhyme that's always in the cat's view.
ReplyDeleteYep always in rhyme
DeleteAs it is question time
The only thing that is a crime
Is the stinkin mime