Not sure where this even came from one of those moments where a word was heard from by little rhyming bum and then poof off I went once more on some rhyming run at my shore. As if that is different than any other day at my bay. So the Face it Facts are another random post at my bar. When are they not? Yeah, I do that a lot. Is it bad when you talk to yourself so much? Maybe just a touch.
Like a breeze,
Comes a tease.
That of ease,
Making you scurry like fleas.
Dark alley is faster,
Obvious disaster.
Sticking with what you got,
Head up a butt.
Adding to a gut,
Forgettng a nut,
An easy scam,
Like King Abubu ham.
The tease of ease,
Is worse than fleas.
Which many fall for,
Wishing not to explore.
Time or lazy,
Makes em believe crazy.
Like some magic,
Will prevent tragic.
Stuck in the ease,
Unable to bath the fleas,
Yeah for Blabber I'll go with knees,
For they have more rings than trees.
Unable to become wise,
Stuck with the flies.
A thing for bugs?
Should be put on their mugs.
Like right across their forehead,
As they should stay in bed.
Unless they can walk across the yard,
Not believing the thumping bard.
Wising to the need for the long way,
Forgetting the easy display.
Taking the extra time,
To tick off the mime.
I mean learn the sublime,
Of a dollar over a dime.
Worth the wait,
With a hardened fate.
Bringing forth ease,
Finding that which will please.
Through the muck and grime,
Not wasting time.
Unless you want to get the mime,
That isn't a crime.
Forget the ease,
Ignore the breeze
Cure the fleas,
Cover the knees,
And keep at it,
Chopping away bit by bit.
There we go another for the dVerse show as I rambled on the go. What? The mime was a nut. Who cares if he is in the wood pile. I said go bit by bit by a mile. So chopped up came to pass. Poor mime bothered my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
Like a breeze,
Comes a tease.
That of ease,
Making you scurry like fleas.
Dark alley is faster,
Obvious disaster.
Sticking with what you got,
Head up a butt.
Adding to a gut,
Forgettng a nut,
An easy scam,
Like King Abubu ham.
The tease of ease,
Is worse than fleas.
Which many fall for,
Wishing not to explore.
Time or lazy,
Makes em believe crazy.
Like some magic,
Will prevent tragic.
Stuck in the ease,
Unable to bath the fleas,
Yeah for Blabber I'll go with knees,
For they have more rings than trees.
Unable to become wise,
Stuck with the flies.
A thing for bugs?
Should be put on their mugs.
Like right across their forehead,
As they should stay in bed.
Unless they can walk across the yard,
Not believing the thumping bard.
Wising to the need for the long way,
Forgetting the easy display.
Taking the extra time,
To tick off the mime.
I mean learn the sublime,
Of a dollar over a dime.
Worth the wait,
With a hardened fate.
Bringing forth ease,
Finding that which will please.
Through the muck and grime,
Not wasting time.
Unless you want to get the mime,
That isn't a crime.
Forget the ease,
Ignore the breeze
Cure the fleas,
Cover the knees,
And keep at it,
Chopping away bit by bit.
There we go another for the dVerse show as I rambled on the go. What? The mime was a nut. Who cares if he is in the wood pile. I said go bit by bit by a mile. So chopped up came to pass. Poor mime bothered my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
First!
ReplyDeleteWow been quite a while
DeleteSince you were first in the comment mile
she waited in ambush :)
DeleteTo comment at my sea?
DeleteWow she really is determined isn't she?
to comment and to put a stinking bomb at your AC unit, cat!
DeleteLOL have no AC unit at my mat
DeleteSo we sit and suffer thanks to the shit hole we live in but at least there isn't a rat
Look in the cupboards Cat, there are no rats but there are mice a plenty. They've been trained to eat underwear that smells only of your arse. It's like perfume to them.
DeleteWell the cat wears none of those
DeleteAnd I can bite of the mice toes
Then sling them out the door
And bat them across the floor
With a tease
ReplyDeleteI ease
into places first
with a dollar
to spare and
a dime
to share
with a mime
if he's time and
not chopped into
pieces and bits
into buttons
and bows
or hardened
by grime
what a crime
it would be
to waste.
Pfft would not be a waste
DeleteTurn him to paste
And let the mime fry
No one will cry
I hate the feckers too Cat. Hey, you know that Pirate Cat I was going to paint for you. It turned out to have Boobies. Yeah, it's a girl for sure. So I bought another figure for you. And this is where you owe me you disgusting feline. The new figure is a magnificent sculpt, just stunning and a new one for them. So I got it for you.
DeleteNow this is what I need from you. If you can find a female that is willing to side with your stinky arse I'll paint the female as one of your minions. Quite frankly you need some as you don't have any as of yet. I also have a spare female Mage that could be a minion for you. But again you'd have to find a female willing to be one of your minions. Good Luck and May The Force Be With You.
Ewwww!!!! Who is going to be on HIS side???? *gagging*
DeleteLMAO well if the cat is so magnificent and all
DeleteHe needs no minions to call
He always remains on step ahead
So he doesn't need help from a big eyeball or any pretty little head
Hmm not sure who would side with the cat though
As the blue guy has ran away from his show
And besides I play better alone
Humans have such an awful tone haha
What did you do to the poor blue guy - he ran away! It made me sad that he left and I know it's the cat's fault!
DeletePfft he just could handle the defeat
DeleteAs with dvds the cat has him beat
talking to yourself is not bad
ReplyDeleteuntil you start answering
of badgering yourself
a mime wont have that problem
sitting on the silent shelf
and acting crazy as a defense
might save you from offense...
Yeah that is true
DeleteLet the craze out to view
And all will run away
Leaving you to enjoy the day
thank goodness anne finally showed
ReplyDeletei did not want to be first yet again
leaving everyone bowed...smiles.
I was first at your bay too Brian. Early bird gets the worm. Or is that insomniac gets to comment first. I always get those two mixed up.
DeleteFirst here and there
DeleteWith your blare
I guess the liquor is keeping you up
As you continue to fill your cup
Gin is good for the constitution Cat, better than poo.
DeleteI suppose it is
DeleteBut throwing poo is a fun biz
I hate fleas
ReplyDeletespare me them please
I'd rather climb trees
or search for lost keys
than have to treat for fleas
spare me please!
LOL wow you really want to avoid
DeleteAnd are a tad paranoid
With three dogs I can see why
You want those fleas to die
how do we know that you bum is actually little, cat. Maybe you're confusing it with your front part? We really need photographic evidence in this case, otherwise we shall consider you a rhyming liar, cat!
ReplyDeletehaha if one day
DeleteOn your blog roll for display
Is the cat's rump for all to see
You may curse me
it will be a glorious day! The pope will put it in the Holy Calendar :)
DeleteLOL well we'll wait for a blue moon
DeleteTo see the full moon of this loon
Tonight is a full moon. I say shoot yours Cat and take a side-by-side photo. You could pay Betsy to do it as she has already taken a great photo of a full moon (I'm still jealous of that photo).
DeleteI hope your arse is just hairy and not made of green cheese.
pay me lots
Deleteand I'll take the shot!
Tonight is a full moon, too
just for you!
LOL jealous you are
DeleteOf her photo from afar
Well that is the best you will get though
For the cat's rump would show
As you don't like green cheese
So you'll have to settle for fleas
Pfft no money here
As we didn't win the second time I fear
So stuck being broke
And no pic of this bloke
excuses, excuses.... And I'd be offended if I was Petsy that you won't let me take a bum photo of yours.....
DeleteI would have closed my eyes
Deleteso as to keep my innocence alive.
ha.
LMAO Dez really has a thing for the cat's bum
DeleteKeeps on beating that same old drum
yes, that is so true
DeleteI think he has a thing for you!
But better you than me
I can dance with him without worry!
hahahaha.
I did say one of Alliances main goal is to show the nation cat's bum! We need to reveal the truth behind it. Nothing personal!
DeleteHmmm not sure that is such a lofty goal
DeleteAs many an eye will pay the toll
we'll show it only to our enemies then ;P
DeleteYou have more enemies than me?
DeletePlease do tell, I'll send them a nice flea
All this bloody talk of fleas.. now I'm all itchy...I hate fleas (and any other type of bugs which bite me, as I'm allergic to a few) in this Canadian zoo. :)
ReplyDeleteDamn, I always try to leave a comment that doesn't rhyme and somehow, end up doing it anyway. It must be something to do with visiting your bay, A ! LOL
LOL yeah we'll blame it on that
DeleteWhen we all know you really like to rhyme at my mat
And yeah those fleas suck indeed
Of them all should take heed
Ohh, for the love of goddddd!!! Enough with the fleas on my knees!! I can't take ittt!!! I actually have a bug bite on my ankle that is itching me like crazy. It's all red and swollen :( Was it a flea, cat??? Was it a flea sent by YOU?!?!?!?!?!
ReplyDeleteLMAO well fleas do bite there
DeleteOf that I am aware
So it could have been one
Oh that would be so fun
You and the fleas OMY!
DeleteLOL they rhyme so well
DeleteAnd cause people hell
Isn't he mean with these fleas?? My ankle is itching like mad and I'm willing to bet that it's all his fault!!!!! hahaha
Deletehaha that be a good bet
DeleteAs they were sent from this pet
As I'm not a pet owner, I may have just escaped from these buggers.
ReplyDeleteEscape is good
DeleteAvoid these suckers you should
Asking too much
ReplyDeleteIn such a rush
In with pleas
Chased by fleas
A little mime
Close to mine
Good answers received
As I had perceived
Hank
Glad you can perceive
DeleteAs with that you can achieve
And get rid of the mime
For he would never chime
Um...what was all that about?
ReplyDeleteYou lost me with your tease fleas shout.
I think you wrote this after emptying your rummer
as few times too many...what a bummer.
lol....
haha lost you
DeleteThat is fun to do
Plus blogger stuck you in spam
Guess they thought you were toe jam
I have an award for you!
ReplyDeleteIt's something new!
So quit scratching your fleas,
Come claim the award please!
I suppose that I can do
DeleteJust let me run to the loo
I trained the mime
ReplyDeletefor it takes not time
Yeah, he's a nut
but he loves your butt.
Your axe missed it's mark
and he still creeps in the dark
He says he'll return
for your gaze he still yearns...
Pfft that is a scary thought
DeleteI'll arm myself a lot
And chop off his arms
Won't raise any alarms
As no ones likes the thing
And he can't sing
So won't say a word
Just look absurd
He will use his feet to tap instead
Deleteand fill your heart full of dread.
Tap tap tap, you'll hear every night
causing you to wake in fright!
There he'll be standing above you
an armless mime, headed for your loo.
we should hire an army of mimers, the cat seems to hate them....
DeleteI think that's a great idea, Dezz. Maybe a flash mob of mimes?
DeleteI'm appointing you as the head of their training, general Elsieton, you are in charge of the mission!
DeleteWell if mimes are to show
DeleteThen they will surely glow
As I relieve myself on each one
Won't that be fun?
Then they melt away
And I'll go back to sleep at my bay
Dez, I already have an army of them!! You're welcome to borrow mine...they already hate the cat from all his mime hate talk in the past ;)
Deletethat's nice, Jaxy, I love it when our lady generals act in advance :)
DeletePfft Blabber thinks she has an army but it is all in her head
DeleteAs they and what's up there, long ago fled
Dont take offense, but how do you and Blabber always post something similar or in sync. If you both are girls, I could imagine something ...
ReplyDeleteLove the rhyme, sniffing litterbox helps me to ease? No?
Well sniff away
DeleteI'm sure it is quite the nose display
How do fleas and stress go together?
Maybe in some tropical weather? haha
You arent asking people to use fleas to ease the stress?
DeleteWell I suppose if they like
DeleteBut not sure fleas would make stress take a hike
I'd love to go to Pat's bar.
ReplyDeleteWhere rhymes aint crimes yet R's are.
Drazin serves the drinks
While Tarsier Man just stinks.
If Drazin served the drink
DeleteThe bar would sink
As all would run
As his third person talk was spun
My dog once infested my room with fleas
ReplyDeletethe next year the window was infested by bees
Take fleas over bees
DeleteAs they can sting your kees
I gotta ask, what do you think of Sondheim?
ReplyDeleteEnjoy him much at my sea
DeleteAs he has made plenty of songs like the ones for Dick Tracy
And many more
With great lyrics in store
Great ramble. I love how the majority of it is back to back rhymes, as is the norm, but there's a back to back to back and a back to back to back to back rhyme scheme snuck in here too, very fun and cool is this rhyming stew
ReplyDeleteYeah just rhymed away
DeleteHere for display
As I had my say
In a back to back way
ha..i'm just wondering about your knees..more rings than trees..eh...? smiles
ReplyDeleteI cover them well
DeleteSo I'll never tell
Ugh, fleas are horrible. And if they're in the house, they love to bite me in particular. :P
ReplyDeleteYeah and they always go for my ass
DeleteFleas are so crass
Oh, how I hate fleas, for they really love me.
ReplyDeleteYeah seem to love us all
DeleteAs they sit about each hall
No to fleas, bugs and mime Pat ~
ReplyDeleteEnjoyed reading the comments too ~
Have a good night ~
They are good to say no too
DeleteEspecially creepy mimes coming due
Apparently one of those rhyming fleas bit me for OLN because shockingly my poem rhymes this time. Strange because I didn't think fleas could live at this altitude, they must be superfleas!
ReplyDeleteAll rhymes is grand
DeleteWill come see your land
And fleas are tricky
No matter how icky
Oh, and I forgot to mention there are movie titles in it so up your alley?
ReplyDeleteMovie titles surely work for me
DeleteAs they cause the most glee
Can hear with your bum?
ReplyDeleteThat's quite a feat, my chum.
But you have more class
than one with his head up his ass.
And I'm bright enough
DeleteThat when things get rough
I can give them an extra shove
And their ass surely feels the head love
My cat hates fleas, too. He once got infected by tapeworms from those nasty pests (before we adopted him and saved his furry tush).
ReplyDeleteYeah mine got worms too once as well
DeleteShe thought the pills were hell
Fantastic, Pat!
ReplyDeleteThat is fun to see
DeleteFantastic for me
Fleas.............now I am itchy bugga you and your fleas..........lol
ReplyDeleteWe had a problem with our dog having fleas because the neighbours dog had fleas and even though we treated our dogs he didn't so it was really hard to get on top of the problem. It would be cool if I could come up with a rhyming comment but alas not the case you will just have to settle with whatever comes to mind and that isn't always a good thing because my mind is here there and everywhere just like fleas....lol
LOL well minds around here go in the gutter
DeleteSo feel free to mutter
Even if you want me to bugger off
I won't scoff hahaha
Oh, that reminds me; I have to go dose the cat. She's been bringing home weird friends.
ReplyDelete........dhole
Those friends you don't want
DeleteAs they will surely haunt
Thanks for the itch!
ReplyDeleteDon't scratch too much
DeleteEspecially if it's in places where one should not touch
I'm thinking ...E Lear or Spike Milligan and loving the madness!! thankyou!
ReplyDeleteThe madness is always here
DeleteWith my little rhyming rear
Cure the fleas,
ReplyDeleteCover the knees,
And keep at it,
Chopping away bit by bit......Love your ramble ;)
Yeah wasn't such a gamble
DeleteAs I went on a flea ramble
Rhyming's such fun!
ReplyDeleteUnder my sun
DeleteIt is a ton