So as the cat was going to dVerse it turns out they were closed so he had to sit outside and curse. I guess they had a terminte infestation and had to wait a certain gestation for it to come to pass and so they snubbed my little rhyming ass. Or at least that is what I hear. Maybe my rhymes they fear. Either way it is all their fault. For the cat has gotten sun burn at his vault. Do you know how hard it is to scratch when you have hair that is more than a patch?
Turn to the left, turn to the right.
Either way brings a fright.
For a nice big burn,
Gets you at every turn.
Red like a lobster some say,
Which have yet to try at my bay.
But red like bull,
Hmmm of something they are full.
As the bull runs at red,
Guess I better stay in bed.
Of course that hurts too,
Although at least when I moon all of you.
You will see a red moon rising quite fast,
Unlike Bad Moon Rising I hope it doesn't last.
Red like a clown nose,
Now that surely brings woes.
I will chew off dVerse at the toes,
If such a thngs flows.
Maybe I could pass for a lion,
There is no harm in tryin.
Then they may stick me in a zoo,
That would turn me blue.
Geez all the colors of the rainbow,
Thanks to the dVerse show.
If only they opened the damn door,
Instead of being yellow at their shore.
Look another color worked in.
Damn, I'm good at my bin.
Even while red I'm in the black,
Eating an orange at my shack.
I guess things aren't so black and white,
For grey could dim the bright light.
And all because of the burn,
This color thing took a turn.
Maybe I'll get red like a firetruck,
And hose down each dVerse duck.
Then they could have a swimming pool,
Wouldn't that be cool?
It'd get cold in the winter,
They could keep warm by smashing a printer.
You see where a sun burn takes you?
All over the place like the cat doesn't have a clue.
All thanks to dVerse,
So blame them when you curse.
Or snuggle up to your spring fling,
And give fall a ring.
Get drunk as well,
And now I go back to sun burn hell.
Thanks for that dVerse,
You made me go color perverse.
At least I didn't mention brown,
That would make many frown.
And so my colorful take on this dVerse show is done and now I go back to the yellow sun. For the cat can feel the burn and take it at every turn. At least I'll look bright and cheery for some lass as I trot around with my sun burnt little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
Turn to the left, turn to the right.
Either way brings a fright.
For a nice big burn,
Gets you at every turn.
Red like a lobster some say,
Which have yet to try at my bay.
But red like bull,
Hmmm of something they are full.
As the bull runs at red,
Guess I better stay in bed.
Of course that hurts too,
Although at least when I moon all of you.
You will see a red moon rising quite fast,
Unlike Bad Moon Rising I hope it doesn't last.
Red like a clown nose,
Now that surely brings woes.
I will chew off dVerse at the toes,
If such a thngs flows.
Maybe I could pass for a lion,
There is no harm in tryin.
Then they may stick me in a zoo,
That would turn me blue.
Geez all the colors of the rainbow,
Thanks to the dVerse show.
If only they opened the damn door,
Instead of being yellow at their shore.
Look another color worked in.
Damn, I'm good at my bin.
Even while red I'm in the black,
Eating an orange at my shack.
I guess things aren't so black and white,
For grey could dim the bright light.
And all because of the burn,
This color thing took a turn.
Maybe I'll get red like a firetruck,
And hose down each dVerse duck.
Then they could have a swimming pool,
Wouldn't that be cool?
It'd get cold in the winter,
They could keep warm by smashing a printer.
You see where a sun burn takes you?
All over the place like the cat doesn't have a clue.
All thanks to dVerse,
So blame them when you curse.
Or snuggle up to your spring fling,
And give fall a ring.
Get drunk as well,
And now I go back to sun burn hell.
Thanks for that dVerse,
You made me go color perverse.
At least I didn't mention brown,
That would make many frown.
And so my colorful take on this dVerse show is done and now I go back to the yellow sun. For the cat can feel the burn and take it at every turn. At least I'll look bright and cheery for some lass as I trot around with my sun burnt little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
I love this stuff Pat and I also love the new Summer tagline, I think I might just oblige with that haha. I'm not too happy to hear that you got suburned either cat. I do think it's DVerse's fault but next time make sure to wear sunblock you dolt.
ReplyDeleteI will still blame dVerse
DeleteAnd let out a little curse
The cat doesn't like that stuff
If makes his fur all rough
lol, the door will open soon enough, 3 pm come and join the bunch, but ow oh yikes sun burn sucks, hot to the touch and inching and such...do aloe your bum, but dont ask me to help, there are just some things you must do yourself...
ReplyDeleteLMAO I'm sure there are a few
DeleteThe cat could get to help it come due
And yeah when you finally open the door
The cat will surely explore
I love summer but not the red carrot faces around. ;) and some ask me this, hey how waz the weekend? Did you get tanned? "hey dude, I am a brown woman, tanned enough"
ReplyDeleteNext time when you tan long enough, avoid Florida, I don't think cannibals can resist barbecue smell."
Loved the rainbow post
LOL I don't want those cannibals after me
DeleteThey surely don't cause glee
So the cat will avoid such a place
When he has a red ass and face hahaha
red ass? You mean you was suntanning nude?
Deletepray do tell us more, I'm strangely amused.....
DeleteLOL the cat does it all the time
DeleteStretching out and letting everything show all sublime
OK I'm buying myself new spying binoculars....
DeleteHmmm the cat will have to get a shield
DeleteSo you don't see things that he tends to weild
For his snip snip
Would get some lip
This is so funny..ha..ha ~ Off to visit Dez ~
DeleteLOL don't encourage him
DeleteThings may get grim haha
see how we regal the crowd, cat, with our glorious talks.... we always go deep into the essence of life and universe.....
DeleteYeah and get plenty of views
DeleteI guess people much have some loose screws
yep, those with loose screws usually end up screwed, but it's good since they're usually not aware of it....
DeleteWell that is just no fun
DeleteBeing aware surely must be done
"Do you know how hard it is to scratch when you have hair that is more than a patch?"
ReplyDeletedepends which part of the body we're talking about, cat!
Well the cat has hair everywhere
DeleteSo he could be talking about any part at his lair
A fine tribute for d'Verse
ReplyDeleteFirst anniversary is obvious
It has all been fun
It was a fine run
Forward to another year
Bring all the good cheer
Was just musing
And just wondering
What Pat has in store?
Hank
God only knows what will come
DeleteOut of my little rhyming bum
But I'm sure plenty will be in store
To be ranted about at my shore
If it's that difficult to scratch, I can only imagine it's that much more difficult to get burnt!! Only you, cat!!
ReplyDeleteP.S. Who can blame them? I mean, you're rhymes can be scary!! Especially when you try to bully your innocent readers and the even more innocent mimes. :( :(
haha only me
DeleteI guess the fleas are now burnt crispy
Will have to get some new ones to send to you
And your stinkin' mime crew
Nooo, keep your fleas to yourself!!!!
DeletePfft I will share
DeleteSo beware
I got sunburn real bad the other week. I literally had "lobster arms" and then the grocery store crew tried to confine me to a small tank, put rubberbands on my hands, and tortue me until a customer bought me for several washingtons per pound. That's the last time I shop there.
ReplyDeleteWell in these tough economic times
DeleteI guess one has to pinch many dimes
And try to sell whatever they may
Even you and your lobster display
Adam, that is the funniest comment ever.
DeleteLOL!
Oh gosh..thanks, I needed that. hahahaha.....
One of those days?
DeleteWith no sunny rays
haha...more like one of those months
DeleteI wish July to be over a whole bunch.
Or at least for happier days
with lots of sunny rays. :)
I wouldn't buy you and eat you, Adam, I'd make you sing me UNDER THE SEA like Sebastian :))
DeleteWell I can surely relate
DeleteTo such a fate
I too wish for this crap to be over
Gets pretty bad when the cat would rather have a butt sniffing rover haha
Pat, I thought the cat always has the hat?
ReplyDeleteat least an umbrella for fella?
I can imagine what the fun for cat to heal his back
with sour cream maybe? :)lol
Yeah his head is fine
DeleteBut his behind isn't so divine
Nice and red I will say
In its display
Congrats on the first anniversary there.
ReplyDeleteI know they are glad to have you at their lair!
Yeah I suppose they are
DeleteEven if I steal from the tip jar
haha...oh, that's what it's for
Deleteif you're a regular contributor!
lol....
I'll remember that excuse
DeleteShould they ever notice money dropping from my caboose
Ouch on having sunburn...on a little rhyming ass, or not. LOL
ReplyDeleteA curse on dVerse for not allowing you in..oh what a dreadful dverse sin. Now you will have to moon them all from your little (burnt) shining bum, no matter what colour it happens to be...show them some. :)
*&*^!*#^ <<< Swear words... you've got me rhyming (somewhat) again LOL
LOL have to cover up the swear
DeleteNo need for that at my lair
As getting you to rhyme is always quite fun
And yeah a full red arse moon must be done
a colourful brother
ReplyDeletefrom another mother
ring ring, ring ring...
hello!
Hello Pat
you make those hues
sing sing...
theres no escape
every week, a rib, the Hattman
doth brake!!!
I will not brake unless I break
DeleteThen I may go drown myself in a lake
Or whack someone with a rake
Yeah both of those are prob fake
Oh, the rainbow of colors for Dverse.
ReplyDeleteYeah the colors just popped out
DeleteAs I did my shout
Always interesting when I find my way in;
ReplyDeleteThe cat, Patt and poetry - good for a grin.
Glad that is so
DeleteAs my rhymes flow
I love all the colors when you get a sun burn...
ReplyDeleteand having a pool is a good idea, a pool party..he..he...
Happy day to you ~
Yeah a pool party is grand
DeleteAs long as they don't use it and go to the litterbox sand haha
Love this, Pat. You always make me smile. :) Thanks!
ReplyDeleteOh so fun to go a rhyming mile
DeleteAnd get a smile
now when I listen to Creedence Clearwater I'm going to visualize a bloody ass. thanks.
ReplyDeleteLOL any time
DeleteBut yeah that visual is a crime
Oh Pat you really made me smile
ReplyDeleteI'm sorry your bum hurt for a while
hope it gets better real pretty soon
but nevertheless you still cut the groove -
Heehehe - hugs n love - Lib
Yeah I can have fun with most
DeleteAs I rhyme and boast
And always fun to crack a smile
Even when I get vile haha
Well, you know what door opened for me yesterday? Trump's!!! And yes, I have the proof!
ReplyDeleteHmph! I will not believe you
DeleteThat such a thing came due
Sunburn isn't fun
ReplyDeleteOn the face or the bum
I say sit in the snow
But not if it's yellow.
xoRobyn
I'd have a ways to go
DeleteTo find some snow
But with this heat
Could be a treat
now this was colorful..in the most literally sense..smiles
ReplyDeletehaha always am at me sea
DeleteAs it is just fun and causes glee
hahaha, well isn't that the most original way to tell a story about an achin' bottom. :)
ReplyDeleteOriginal I try to be most times
DeleteUnless I have to scare away any mimes
Not only does hair make it hard to scratch, but it makes it itchier too...
ReplyDeleteThat is true as well
DeleteCan cause quite the itchy hell
haha, I guess animals can get sun bum, never thought of that before. Chelsea will lay out on the concrete for quite the while, actually have to tell her to come inside, otherwise she'd bake all day, and her tummy does get quite pink, but as for pain, I never see her blink, but yeah, sub burn must be at play in some cases, and that doesn't sound like it would be fun. I see my color spree and a subliminal effect on thee, but probably just the coincidental thing, seeing I remember you wrote once that you have like six months of posts in the bin, waiting to shine their grin. fun write
ReplyDeleteLOL yeah this one was done a while ago
DeleteAs I am about 40 posts ahead or so
At most times here
Not now I fear
But yeah they can get sun burnt too I suppose
Doesn't seem to cause them woes
Hi Pat! You rhyme, I like that:-) I was also waiting at the door, but I always wear sunscreen... nice to meet, I'll be back
ReplyDeleteBah the cat is too cheap for sun screen
DeleteAnd would rather cruse dVerse and be mean haha
Wow, what a fun place! Funny way to congratulate dVerse, with a curse. A spot of pink can turn into quite a burn, I hope that you let the snake fern and watch the whole thing upturn-that's my sorry attempt. :) I have a feeling that I've met a clever cat.
ReplyDeleteThat cat is clever
DeleteWith his rhyming endeavor
At least so I'm told
Nice rhyming as you join the fold
You are master of end-rhymes, Pat. We need to study your poetic work in that area. Always fund reading your work, sir. Hope you'll visit my blog as well. I do read yours.
ReplyDeleteA master you say
DeleteDamn stroking the ego at my bay haha
Glad it is fun
As I enjoy doing it under my sun
Ha.....thanks to dVerse
ReplyDeleteI'm hooked on your verse!
A blessing not a curse!
Well that is grand
DeleteBeing hooked to my land
At least until something vile
Then you may want to run a mile
i like the poetry of gray dimming the light
ReplyDeleteLillian gish
Yeah that of the gray
DeleteCan change day to night or night to day