So the cat wanted to help you out and give a little shout about what one does when they are tired of a bees annoying buzz. Yeah, you want it to quit it, right? That annoying buzzing that keeps coming day and night. Let's just pretend it is a bee for that makes it easy. Plus it rhymes quite well like flea on your knee is so swell. Plus the oh so sublime like kicking a scary mime. Anyway, so how to say I Quit in a different way. This should be quite the display.
Could go with duck it all.
Change the d to an f at your hall.
Or the old Take This Job and Shove It thing,
And slam a door as you leave your work wing.
But then that has all be done,
And they have been used a ton.
So why not find something new,
To say when such a thing comes due.
Stick this in your usb drive and flash it?
Would that be a hit?
Take your clicking pens,
And shove them in your Depends.
Of course they'd have to be old,
For that one to be told.
You heard what I said,
Do you need it stapled to your forhead?
That would work afterwards I suppose,
Could see how that goes.
I'm free!
If you are just full of glee.
Of course then it would soon be,
I'm broke at your sea.
The grocery store was all out of sauce,
But I still have a big FU left for you, boss.
There you go,
If you are made to get groceries at your work show,
That could surely do.
Could even tell them to take the FU and chew.
Maybe you just want to show it,
So walk in with a bag full of umm shit.
Then light it on fire,
And walk out as the sprinklers go and things get dire.
Hmmm that has been done,
But would also be fun.
Although you might get sued,
For being so rude.
Could just move away,
And not worry about what to say.
Go all witness protection,
And let them suffer neglection.
That could be the best,
If you are above the rest.
If not,
They'd probably let you rot.
So then what do you do,
To quit the zoo?
Simply become a member of it,
Bark, wail and howl at the moon in a fit.
Then you will surely get away,
And that bee will quit it at your bay.
Get some nice meds as well,
Along with a nice rubber cell.
So there you go, you can quit, set fire to poo and go to a loony show. All in one day if you are brave and it is all thanks to my rhyming cave. Don't you just feel special now that the cat has given such a meow? Helping all you humans live like me, fun and fancy free. And whenever you want to pass gas you can now do so with ease, just like my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
Could go with duck it all.
Change the d to an f at your hall.
Or the old Take This Job and Shove It thing,
And slam a door as you leave your work wing.
But then that has all be done,
And they have been used a ton.
So why not find something new,
To say when such a thing comes due.
Stick this in your usb drive and flash it?
Would that be a hit?
Take your clicking pens,
And shove them in your Depends.
Of course they'd have to be old,
For that one to be told.
You heard what I said,
Do you need it stapled to your forhead?
That would work afterwards I suppose,
Could see how that goes.
I'm free!
If you are just full of glee.
Of course then it would soon be,
I'm broke at your sea.
The grocery store was all out of sauce,
But I still have a big FU left for you, boss.
There you go,
If you are made to get groceries at your work show,
That could surely do.
Could even tell them to take the FU and chew.
Maybe you just want to show it,
So walk in with a bag full of umm shit.
Then light it on fire,
And walk out as the sprinklers go and things get dire.
Hmmm that has been done,
But would also be fun.
Although you might get sued,
For being so rude.
Could just move away,
And not worry about what to say.
Go all witness protection,
And let them suffer neglection.
That could be the best,
If you are above the rest.
If not,
They'd probably let you rot.
So then what do you do,
To quit the zoo?
Simply become a member of it,
Bark, wail and howl at the moon in a fit.
Then you will surely get away,
And that bee will quit it at your bay.
Get some nice meds as well,
Along with a nice rubber cell.
So there you go, you can quit, set fire to poo and go to a loony show. All in one day if you are brave and it is all thanks to my rhyming cave. Don't you just feel special now that the cat has given such a meow? Helping all you humans live like me, fun and fancy free. And whenever you want to pass gas you can now do so with ease, just like my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
Christ that's a day,
ReplyDeletebut it holds no sway,
to us in the fold,
really I'm just bold!
That's the most words you've ever said on a comment!! I think the SWMBO must have done something really special for you last night to make you this talkative.
Deleteyep, in Lurk's realm it's like he wrote a whole Bible in this comment :PPP
DeleteYeah he is usually like the former R
DeleteBut this time he went all out at my bar
stick this in your USB and flash it,
ReplyDeletenow that is the ticket...
haha and i like the just go crazy in the end
that might be right up my alley, friend
haha yeah just going crazy would be grand
DeleteWag your tongue and wave your hand
Then get thrown in a rubber room
Hmmmm maybe that wuld bring doom
To quit is a right
ReplyDeleteTo show our might
'Just don't you bother'
I have some other
I've had enough
Don't make a fuss
Will just make peace
Cut off the lease
Hank
Yeah getting rid of the lease
DeleteWould surely annoy some geese
Who think they are better than the gander
But have a head full of dander
Witness protection
ReplyDeleteis the wrong direction:
a whole new collection
would need disinfection
or risk infection
and little affection!
Eww infection
DeleteI'll give that a neglection
For that would not be good
Avoid that we should
I hate that buzzing, it's surely confuzzling. Leave me alone and give the dog a bone.
ReplyDeletePfft dog gets no bone
DeleteSo he'll chew the phone
are you finally quitting your job, cat?
ReplyDeleteOr is this about that Blue spy of yours trying to quit blogging recently? He couldn't live without our lurv, for sure....
Hahaha nope still not quitting that
DeleteAs need money at my mat
So we'll blame the blue guy
For his quitting that lasted in the blink of an eye
Well then bloody hell, what is this about cat (question mark).
DeleteLOL funny how you have to write ? out
DeleteAnd I just had quit on the mind and gave it a shout
That is all
Wishful thinking at my hall
methinks, cat is fed up with the Viking woman and wants to date other Nordic ladies.....
DeleteI may have to spread my wings
DeleteAnd have a few late spring flings
To join
ReplyDeletethe crew
no that
would not do.
Be a lemming
and fly
don't jump
and die.
To be
stuck in
the muck
and the
mire of
ho-ho
and
hum-hum
is a fate
even death
won't desire.
So hang
your freak flag
out to fly
and look
them in the eye
and say
goodbye.
LOL my freak flag would be rather large
DeleteI'd have to rent a barge
And have my own ship
Then they would get a grip
Ohh would it (question mark). That's not what the Viking woman says.
DeleteWell she's too fat to see
DeleteWhat is owned by me
I actually do love my job, maybe the people I work with I love more than the job. I am with Dez, what about your quitter alliance guy - blue guy? He is the one - "The cat on the wall".
ReplyDeleteDid you see us in Anne's blog Cat? You are doomed, better go her site with a white flag or a self-destruct button if you are too proud and timid. You cant stand to one loaded lassie there. Nine lives arent enough.
This quitting post would be your confession letter there.
BTB, about your kindle book, is that how the pages from 138 to 145 supposed to be? The last page couldnt be figured out. It was a nice tribute to your pets, it was pretty cute, didnt know that cassie and wild were jealous of each other. Loved your book and I wish and pray that it becomes a huge success. You are awesome and you have the talent and love and passion for that and you deserve better than anyone.
LOL, 'tis true, this post might be cat's psychic vision of him quitting the lost battle against the Alliance :)
DeleteYeah the people are what make it grand
DeleteOr crappy in the job land
And not about the job yet
Unless I win huge by making a bet
Never been over there as of now
But I will go take a bow
And pfft I will never be beat
As it can be a two way street
Hmmm send me an email and I'll send you an updated one
As I changed it afterwards because I heard it was screwed up under the kindle sun
So just shoot me one and I'll attach it and send
As it should be fixed for sure that last page trend
Thanks too
Let's hope such a thing comes due
Then I will surely quit work
With a big smirk
Pfft I will never lose
I'll just go away on a cruise
You speak boldly for one so foolish cat!
DeleteFor down you will go
and dine like
a crow
on innards
and guts.
Your heart
we'll rip out
and feed to
the fish
with a lisp
and three toes!!
you're doomed cat, even poor little me is scared when Annzie talks like this :)
DeleteLOL yes but she is all talk
DeleteAs others may balk
The cat will just watch her suck back the liquor
And continue to bicker
pfft, at our Allied court we all hide in our rooms and chambers when she talks like this, cat, I'd be afraid if me was you, which I'm glad me isn't.....
DeletePfft her wind just comes out her yap
DeleteWell mine comes out the other end and takes a lap
"she is all talk" - you keep digging your own grave in your litterbox Cat. keep digging keep poking her. You are a masochist, arent you?
DeleteYou and your meow army against her might alliance, phooewww what in the world are you thinking?
You will go in history as a biggest nut not a hero, time to give up the fight.
I like the witness protection thing
ReplyDeleteeven though dismay it would bring
Kind of like The Pelican Brief
lounging in the sun on a sand reef.
More movies for me
DeleteOn a roll I see
And yeah that would be nice
As there the cat could chase mice
not sure mice would be there
Deletebut lots of sand crabs to ruffle your hair
would be fun to chase those, too,
as they scurry along the shore by you.
Yeah the cat would have a blast
DeleteMaking them a thing of the past
As they get eaten up
Then if we were there Pat would also have a pup
yep, a Sheba Inu or whatever they are
Deletethen a book can come due of how Cassie covers him in tar.
lol.
Yeah she would sure try and get rid of him
DeleteThinking he is quite dim
Ohh, I don't like bees or any of their buzzing no matter how wonderfully it rhymes ;) lol Again with the damn fleas on the knees and the poor mimes!!!!! Those mimes are planning such a vicious attack you won't even know what hit you. :)
ReplyDeleteLOL you need to let the mimes go
DeleteSo then they will no longer show
And go back to their park
And be scary enough to make dogs bark haha
Set fire to the smelly poo and then get away from the stink for going to the movie?
ReplyDeleteBut do the fire away from your house. ;)
Yeah so you don't get caught
DeleteWould be bad by a whole lot
Really this time
ReplyDeleteIm not sure to say
you know maybe any will be fine ! LOL
Oh dear
DeleteI made you speechless with my little rhyming rear
Yes:)
DeleteI'm going to have bizarre dreams tonight! Stupid bees!!
ReplyDeletehaha then you can at least work them through
DeleteAnd know what they mean on cue
I quit my job and my last words were "Are you kidding me?" LOL
ReplyDeleteLOL oh what oh so great last words
DeleteYou must have scared the birds haha
I like the idea of just disappearing!
ReplyDeleteYeah leave them to wonder where you went
DeleteAnd let them get bent
Ah man, we go from huggies
ReplyDeletebut then it just depends
LOL just grand
DeleteUsing each brand
i wish i could rhyme like that
ReplyDeletebut for me its even worse than math
oh wait...
Well you were close
DeleteHere at my house
I wish I could disappear like the bees..ha..ha...
ReplyDeleteI enjoyed the post and the comments here ~
Just came back from watching Spiderman movie...amazing ~
Good night Pat ~
Yeah it was fun to be had
DeleteAs quitting can be rad
Spiderman was good you say
I'll prob watch it one day
Show em your therapist's fee,
ReplyDeleteTell em sayonara,
And that you have to flee,
Cos you are wanted by police in Damansara!
haha a therapist fee
DeleteOh that would surely set me free
lots of ways to quit, I will surely store some of these in my pocket. The usb did quite please, nice ring and rhyme will shouting the quitting chime. Those darned bees, they really do become bothersome, buzzing about, yet it's not just the noise, but the knowledge that if you let your guard down, it might swoop in and sting.
ReplyDeleteYeah right in the ass
DeleteBees don't have class
And quit chime had to come due
At least I can dream at my zoo
I like to quit. I quit often. It is fun and in the end you have won.
ReplyDeleteYeah you have won
DeleteAnd it is fun to be done