So you want to do such and such a thing there at your wing? Fine, don't share with the cat. I didn't want to know you have the hots for a gnat. But in order to make your wish come true this little dVerse tale is what you have to do.
Zickity lickity ploppity plack,
It's time to go on the attack.
Trippity glappity wittily glop,
Have to crawl before you hop.
With a simple turn,
Of a diggity plapping wippity burn.
You will get things done,
Creating vitty vacky plortora fun.
Eppity eittity eurango dock,
Such a phrase will surely shock.
Tropity gropity lopity loop,
But you'll get the ball through the hoop.
In the final seconds of the game,
Rippity redereta rooga came,
And you secured a win.
Slittle slattle slottle endured no sin.
Aurota purota murota maker,
Prevents you from being a faker.
Clackity prackity lackity lung,
Don't quit until the bell is rung.
Might mean you are down and out,
So give trillo dillo a shout.
With that simple phrase,
All will pippity poppity gaze.
Quimpy rimpy rompy dump,
Will get you over that hump.
Flittery spittery blottery bit,
Will forgo the hump and just get you hit.
Make sure all are said correct,
For glopping glipper can lead to neglect.
Brandily Handily can attest,
Of course yippity pippity aways passes the test.
Whoopidi flopporty tropper shop,
Will ensure you succumb to a flop.
Uttliter drutliter raaaling words,
Should stay with the birds.
Now that the lesson is over,
Forget the four leaf clover,
And give dalingling bagingling a run,
Then the task will be glippity gloppity done.
Get ant facts out of that? Aren't I a confusing cat? But it was so nice to fling a flong and the cat is never wrong. Hmmm yeah maybe a bit but I can take the hit. So fling flong away down at your bay and all will come to pass. Try to trust my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
Zickity lickity ploppity plack,
It's time to go on the attack.
Trippity glappity wittily glop,
Have to crawl before you hop.
With a simple turn,
Of a diggity plapping wippity burn.
You will get things done,
Creating vitty vacky plortora fun.
Eppity eittity eurango dock,
Such a phrase will surely shock.
Tropity gropity lopity loop,
But you'll get the ball through the hoop.
In the final seconds of the game,
Rippity redereta rooga came,
And you secured a win.
Slittle slattle slottle endured no sin.
Aurota purota murota maker,
Prevents you from being a faker.
Clackity prackity lackity lung,
Don't quit until the bell is rung.
Might mean you are down and out,
So give trillo dillo a shout.
With that simple phrase,
All will pippity poppity gaze.
Quimpy rimpy rompy dump,
Will get you over that hump.
Flittery spittery blottery bit,
Will forgo the hump and just get you hit.
Make sure all are said correct,
For glopping glipper can lead to neglect.
Brandily Handily can attest,
Of course yippity pippity aways passes the test.
Whoopidi flopporty tropper shop,
Will ensure you succumb to a flop.
Uttliter drutliter raaaling words,
Should stay with the birds.
Now that the lesson is over,
Forget the four leaf clover,
And give dalingling bagingling a run,
Then the task will be glippity gloppity done.
Get ant facts out of that? Aren't I a confusing cat? But it was so nice to fling a flong and the cat is never wrong. Hmmm yeah maybe a bit but I can take the hit. So fling flong away down at your bay and all will come to pass. Try to trust my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
One again!
ReplyDeleteHank
You really lurk well
DeleteThat I can tell haha
12 again!
DeleteI don't think it has the same ring
DeleteAs the whole first thing haha
No 4-leaf clover
ReplyDeleteNo old horse shoe
Only just a lurker
And a lucky do
Hank
Well that works too
DeleteAs you beat Brian on cue
And once more
Are first at my shore
Unless you're talking about a tadpole in the first verse - I'm lost!
ReplyDeleteBut alas, I'm off to the Big Apple...maybe to use a golden loo....
Be well!
Lost is the way to be
DeleteWith today's ranting at my sea
And right on the golden loo
I will never believe you haha
I think the cat has been on the attack, first I was sick, now my son and my MIL - our trip to the city was cancelled today. Did your evil cal ruin my plans, Pat?? I'll have his hide before all is said and done if he's messing with my kid!!
DeleteYou'll see the proof of my entry into the golden loo, don't you worry!
No way hosa
DeleteYou don't have to worry about germs at play
The cat would never touch those
For he could get some on his toes
And make himself sick
So that is one thing the cat never uses for a trick
Proof you say
Hmmm sure I'll believe it when it is on display
I think she really has been to the golden loo Cat. And when she snaps a pic, she'll be rubbing your nose in it for eons!
DeletePfft doesn't mean she didn't cheat
DeleteWith her golden loo meet
You'll have to put stipulations on the proof then Cat!!
DeleteThat I will do
DeleteOf her and the golden loo
curses i am worse, is not fair to be on vacation at my lair...what languauge are you speaking today, i may need to ponder it a bit more my way
ReplyDeletehaha ponder like The Beyonder if you like
DeleteBut your brain may take a hike
As today I'm just out to lunch
A whole friggin bunch
Bah rather be on vacation that first
Tomorrow I'll start my vacation burst
Still wondering...have to return for a re-read :)
ReplyDeletehaha oh so fun
DeleteTo make people get lost under my sun
Under the sun indeed ;)
DeleteYeah a mind burn
DeleteCame from this rhyming turn
:)
DeleteWow three times
DeleteYou must have really liked the rhymes
hehe..i like all the sounds...would be cool to hear you read this..smiles
ReplyDeletehaha yeah then I think I'd go insane
DeleteOf course I already am I suppose at my lane
Just read your post, Pat.... and all I can say is I need another holiday. :D
ReplyDeletehaha well see I'm just helping you out
DeleteGiving you another excuse for a holiday with my shout
The cat is confusing
ReplyDeletemy mind is transfusing
I like to abuse
DeleteAnd confuse
LOL I think you need to write another book... A dictionary of all the new words you invent :) 'Zickity lickity ploppity plack'
ReplyDeleteIt's time I made my way right back...to the kettle ;)
haha well as the arm gets better that I may
DeleteAlthough I may send many back to the kettle with such a display
Zickity lickity ploppity plack,
ReplyDeleteIt's time to go on the attack???? of course cat/ pat :))
only you ha!
Deletehaha yep it's so fun
DeleteTo make people come undone
With words all made up at my shore
And only me can put them out there to explore
I love new languajes haha
DeleteEspecially ones that make no sense
DeleteWhich I excel at on my fence
Don't enocourage him, Gloria!!! lol It turns my brain to mush...
Deletehahaha oh dear
DeleteA mushy brain coming out each ear
That would cause fear
Oh dear
i was getting giddy reading this :p
ReplyDeletegood fun.
You were made giddy by this kitty
DeleteDamn, I must be witty
Whoopty Doo!
ReplyDeleteoh my goodness and lickety split
I thought i could ryhme... but darn pat
You are IT!!! :D
haha it's easy when you make up the words
DeleteI can just pretend it's the language of the birds
Hey, it's worth a try!
ReplyDeleteYes indeed
DeleteAlthough one may go nuts when they read
All these noises have me humming a tune that I made up!! lol Pippity pappity...yippity pippity...bipidy bopidy boo!! hahaha
ReplyDeleteI think you kind of stole that one
DeleteFrom a Disney run haha
LMAO ok, so maybe I didn't make it up...but still...I should get some credit :) lol
DeleteWell I guess it means your memory is in tact
DeleteSo you get a little credit for remembering that disney fact
After reading this from beginning to end,
ReplyDeleteI feel like I've been using ant spray again!
LOL damn the cat is great
DeleteBringing you back to the numb tongue fate
As he likes to rub than in
So I consider it a win
You mean your tongue wasn't numb
Deletewhen you read it and were done?
Bah my arm went a little numb writing it
DeleteDoes that count a little bit? haha
LMAO. Yes, that counts
Deleteat least an ounce.
haha that works for me
DeleteAt least something came of the crap arm at my sea
He Cat, sorry I'm late. I posted and then fell asleep and just crawled out of bed. You were channeling the great Seuss when you wrote this one Cat.
ReplyDeleteYeah sleep is needed I'm sure by you
DeleteSo let is okay to come view
And Seuss sure got channeled today
But the cat still has a better display
The Spawn learned to read by my reading Dr. Suess to her over and over and over again. She'd look at the words, look at my lips, listen real close and make me read each page over and over and over again. She would cry if I stopped so I spent hours reading to her.
DeleteI have video of her reading Dr. Suess aloud by herself when she was 10 months old. She's got a unique outlook on the world and I blame Seuss!!
Wow 10 months old
DeleteShe must live under the genius fold
And good for Suess to make things unique
Hopefully one day the cat can follow suit and send poor kiddies up the creek haha
beautifully done
ReplyDeleteSo you say
DeleteAt every bay
This concept is actually so good Pat that I felt like jumping up and down while reading the first verse I'm not going to lie. It's just so geniusly done yet in a really childish simplistic way and wow, best post you've ever done I reckon and that is saying something because we all know Pat and the cat rocks.
ReplyDeleteLOL childish I can be
DeleteAnd so can thee
As you jump up and down
All across town
You can't blame a guy this blue
ReplyDeletefor tryin' to fill the same ol' shoe.
I suppose you could
DeleteIf he filled it with wood
Well, that was a fun read!
ReplyDeleteGlad it was fun
DeleteAs it popped out under my sun
You know if you read this, it is a lot of fun ~
ReplyDeleteFlittery spittery blottery bit, my tongue got twisted though ~
haha fun is all I aim for
DeleteMost of the time at my shore
It's been much too long since I heard your song
ReplyDeleteand still coloring turtles to boot
and sending homes and android clones
have you found anything to suit?
I've been chased by death, I must confess
and it has not been fun
but now I'm back Tashtoo attack
and there's lots of ink in my gun
So drop me a line, let me know your fine
and I will answer quick
I'm out of self-pity for this pretty kitty
better hurry before I slip!
Been fecked up here for quite a while
DeleteSo yeah haven't turned much of a dial
Not death of course at my sea
But enough to be way more than an aggravation for me
So I get the self pity thing
And have given it a ring
Hopefully better days come
For you and my little rhyming bum
Though it makes no sense,
ReplyDeleteThere's no sense to make
For made-up words
Take the chocolipity cake.
xoRobyn
haha and you used your favorite thing
DeleteTo make a word as out they sing
Okay. So, diggity plapping wippity burn, quimpy rimpy rompy dump, bibbity bobbity boo, whoopidy friggen do.
ReplyDeleteThe last is the best
DeleteSurely passes the test
I came here to smile, and you did not disappoint
ReplyDeleteWe should all be speaking your language.
haha the world would be crazy I'd say
DeleteIf everyone spoke like I do at my bay
i try hard not to succumb to a flop
ReplyDeletefour child with book senryu
Well now you can stop
DeleteAs you surely had to flop
Another children's book here, I think. Have a good day.
ReplyDeleteHmmm not sure how that would work
DeleteBut it sure give me a smirk
Seriously, you had me at ploppity plack.
ReplyDeleteDon't worry...I'll be back.
That is good to know
DeleteWouldn't want to scare you away from my show
often times a confusing cat
ReplyDeleteConfuse and abuse
DeleteAnd you can't lose
due a stage performance
ReplyDeleteNot likely from me
DeleteI would make them flee
I just might have to stay drunk all summer if I keep coming back to read the cat...This whole thing emerged with a bubble burst, "clackity prackity lackity lung", leaving me with a bitter tongue. I have to stretch so far to rhyme, how in the world do you keep doing this?! :)
ReplyDeletehaha I just keep it up each and every day
DeleteAs out it pops at my bay
May not make sense at times
But I bring forth the rhymes
Shel Silverstein channeling Dr. Seuss. Playful whimsey.
ReplyDeleteSure like to play
DeleteEach day at my bay
The four-leaf clover
ReplyDeleteis far from over
you gangilly-goo
a willy-nilly too soon.
lol So funny. I like your cat.
Glad it's fun
DeleteThe tale I spun
And the cat likes that
At his mat