Now this is not to gloat about never missing an open linky day at the dVerse boat. I already did that and I don't want to be a repeat cat. This is not the anniversary of the blog. That comes a little while after egg nog. So what could it be? Hmm I guess you'll just have to wait and see. So take a knee or scratch a flea., as you find out what it is all about.
On one faithful day,
That cat had an idea at his bay.
It has been done by some,
But not by this rhyming bum.
The idea was to do this.
Something about a miss.
And maybe I hiss,
Even throw in some bliss.
Boogerman and snot,
Flowed a whole lot.
Zombie feet came into view,
Leaving a treat for you.
Some serious, some not.
Some caused brain rot.
Repeating a tune,
That only makes trolls swoon.
Not something you want.
Unless you want me to taunt.
Blabber and a troll,
Took a stroll.
Under a bridge,
He pushed her from a ridge.
A ridge under a bridge would work.
The bridge is just a perk.
Although Brian built the thing,
Betsy let the materials fling.
So if it breaks,
And you fall into lakes.
The twins are at fault.
Hope you know how to pole vault.
I got a little off track,
As I tend to do at my shack.
From aliens to whoopdi friggin doo.
One Eye still doesn't have a clue.
Bloody Hell, I made daydreamer rhyme,
More than one time.
Gave Heaven some lust,
But Hell might hold me in trust.
Showed off Irish Air's stalker.
He was quite the talker.
And off course movie after movie came due.
A big nerd, it's true.
Oh well to that.
Beats chewing the fat.
Who wants to do that anyway?
Takes all damn day.
With a Flappy wannabe,
You'd be better off lost at sea.
Did you get it yet?
Read the label below I bet.
If you said yes.
Come now, confess.
Either way,
I get to gloat today.
As on this day,
I still have my say.
But with this post,
I can now boast.
That I went a WHOLE year.
Not missing a day with a post from my little rhyming rear.
That is right all, here today at my stall, I have gone every single solitary day for a year without missing a day. Now I can go lean back in the hay. Actually that would itch like a bitch. Have to say it once more, NEVER missed a day for ONE WHOLE YEAR at my shore. Damn, I really have a lot of gas. Maybe I'll go for two with my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
On one faithful day,
That cat had an idea at his bay.
It has been done by some,
But not by this rhyming bum.
The idea was to do this.
Something about a miss.
And maybe I hiss,
Even throw in some bliss.
Boogerman and snot,
Flowed a whole lot.
Zombie feet came into view,
Leaving a treat for you.
Some serious, some not.
Some caused brain rot.
Repeating a tune,
That only makes trolls swoon.
Not something you want.
Unless you want me to taunt.
Blabber and a troll,
Took a stroll.
Under a bridge,
He pushed her from a ridge.
A ridge under a bridge would work.
The bridge is just a perk.
Although Brian built the thing,
Betsy let the materials fling.
So if it breaks,
And you fall into lakes.
The twins are at fault.
Hope you know how to pole vault.
I got a little off track,
As I tend to do at my shack.
From aliens to whoopdi friggin doo.
One Eye still doesn't have a clue.
Bloody Hell, I made daydreamer rhyme,
More than one time.
Gave Heaven some lust,
But Hell might hold me in trust.
Showed off Irish Air's stalker.
He was quite the talker.
And off course movie after movie came due.
A big nerd, it's true.
Oh well to that.
Beats chewing the fat.
Who wants to do that anyway?
Takes all damn day.
With a Flappy wannabe,
You'd be better off lost at sea.
Did you get it yet?
Read the label below I bet.
If you said yes.
Come now, confess.
Either way,
I get to gloat today.
As on this day,
I still have my say.
But with this post,
I can now boast.
That I went a WHOLE year.
Not missing a day with a post from my little rhyming rear.
That is right all, here today at my stall, I have gone every single solitary day for a year without missing a day. Now I can go lean back in the hay. Actually that would itch like a bitch. Have to say it once more, NEVER missed a day for ONE WHOLE YEAR at my shore. Damn, I really have a lot of gas. Maybe I'll go for two with my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
One year without ever missing a day of posting especially when you post such thoughtful, interesting content is no mean achievement so well done Pat. You put people like me who struggle to post bi-daily to shame haha.
ReplyDeleteNow I'm done butt kissing, before the Cat starts to start his hissing. Congratulations today for the achievement at your bay.
Yep, never missed a day
DeleteAnd already done until the end of October at my bay
So we may go for two years
With my rhyming cheers
a whole year posting every day, wow...i think i only did that my first year blogging, before i got into poetry slinging, but i like what you keep bringing, and to be part of the show as you grow and go and blow along with zombie feet, well thats just neat so here mud in your eye for flying high in the falling sky, oo i just dropped a tv show at your bay, say that calls for a hawaii (high) 5-oh i just did it again, this should be a sin, not original sin, from the movie bin, again, and again see what you began...you cat, are the man
ReplyDeleteWell it has only been a year and a half or so
DeleteOf blogging at my show
So I sorta did it in my first year too
And yeah zombie feet blew away it's true
Not one but two
Shows in view
Look at you
Going all tv at my zoo
Irish Air's
ReplyDeletehad some
fun poking
fun at
your bum.
With One Eye
in tow
here at
your show,
we laugh
and we
cry at
your bum
in the sky.
For it's
without
hair here
at your
lair.
You write a post about not missing one day for a year and I write a poem about your bum.
Congratulations for your consistency Cat and thanks for the poo!
See old one eye
DeleteNow you must give a sigh
For Irish Air called you it too
I will never let her forget that at my zoo
And yeah you like the cat's bare bum
Giving it a hum
As you drink rum
And maybe chew gum
Damn that takes skill
Glad I can thrill
Might do it for another year
We'll see if it can be keeped up by my rhyming rear
And the pringle cans will keep coming
For as long as the cat keeps humming
*sigh* I saw that...and burst out laughing because I knew it would be used as future torment from you cat!!
DeleteAnne!! WTH?? Calling me One Eye?? LOL
hahaha yep she fell for my evil plot
DeleteAs I say it a whole lot
Now she has one eye on the brain
And has joined the one eye train
You can try to brain wash Anne but she'll never fall for trap! She's way to smart for the likes of you, cat!
Deletehaha that is why
DeleteShe gave a cry
To old one eye
You can't win, so fry
You'll never convert me Cat. I'm loyal to Elsie till my dying day! I merely pulled the term from your rhyme and fooled you into thinking I was on your side. That shall never happen as you disgust me!
DeleteNot trying to convert
DeleteBut with your little spurt
You still said one eye
I'll never let that die hahaha
Are you saying that your poems come out of your arse?
ReplyDeleteTo do so what show a lack of class.
Bah the cat doesn't care
DeleteIt is a fact many are aware
All I can say is congrats on a great year Pat!
ReplyDeleteAnd let's see how many more
DeleteAre in store
Congrats on not missing a day of blogging ~
ReplyDeleteYou have given us some crazy, funny and outrageously rhyming posts ~
Cheers Pat ~
Yeah it's been fun
DeleteAnd surely not done under my sun
Congrats dear!
ReplyDeleteI know you never stop!
Nope I never stop
DeleteUntil dead I drop haha
One whole year and never missed a day
ReplyDeleteI'm sure the cat cheated in some strange way
Finally, your true evil shows
boundaries, you don't know
to insult my age, my eye and now my brain
Will the cat ever refrain?
Congrats, Pat - truly an awesome accomplishment
Cat - pffft
The cat will never stop
DeleteIf if your one eye gets lazy and tends to drop
That would be even more scary though
And pfft don't pfft me at my show
I pfft you here
DeleteI pfft you there
I pfft you any freakin' where
Don't you have a litter box to play in somewhere? I know how you love your poo.
Pfft to much
DeletePfft just a touch
Pfft in the clutch
And you'll pfft your one eye out and such
The litterbox is always around
Should a pringle can need to be found
Touch a hair
Deleteon her head
and you'll
deal with me.
She has two
eyes with
which to see.
She knows
your evil
ways but
somehow
comes and
stays.
So be nice
foul feline
you fetid
wretch
for lucky
you are
to have
we two
at your
bay
every day!
Fine I won't touch
DeleteAt least too much
For I'll get my can
And fry some up in a pan
Then I'll let it fling
Bah, you'll always come back to my wing haha
Congratulations, Pat! That is a huge accomplishment--not to mention you've been writing novels and kids' books at the same time. That's pretty awesome :)
ReplyDeleteYeah it took a bit of doing at my sea
DeleteBut glad it was done by me
And of course you did it too
I stole the idea intitally from you haha
That is quite a feat
ReplyDeleteand never a repeat!
Bet you never stop talking for real
not even during a meal.
lol....
LOL nope not one repeat
DeleteOf a previous rhyming beat
And the cat never does shut up day or night
He thinks that is just right
That is incredible. Congrats to you!!! Now I feel like a total lard ass only posting 3-4 times a week.
ReplyDeletehaha at least you stick to your times
DeleteI just have so many rhymes
wow..that is something...now go, lean back in the hay and relax a bit...and don't mind the fleas...smiles
ReplyDeleteBut the fleas itch
DeleteSo the cat won't go for your pitch
That's an amazing accomplishment. Blogging ever day for one whole year. Congrats!
ReplyDeleteYep every single day
DeleteAnd usually 40 posts ahead too at my bay
Pat,
ReplyDeleteGas you got,
and poems a lot
to spend a whole year
with everyone here.
I hope you stay rapt,
for your writing's so apt...
Away I go
DeleteAt my show
With my flow
And rhymes in tow
That is a remarkable feat. I set out to do as such, thinking "aint no thing" but nope that bird would not sing, but you had the smarts to know that if you ate the bird, she'd always stay singing inside you, so the biggest kudos to the year-long rhyme, even an extreme makeover blog-edition was done in this time, and you did it well, not just some two line posting spell, a feat indeed, now, try and repeat that deed :)
ReplyDeleteYeah it isn't the easiest task to do
DeleteThat is why I keep 40 ahead at my zoo
Then when things get in the way
I always have something ready to go at my bay
Not sure if I can or will repeat
But I'll try for such a feat
A whole year?! Truly amazing. I am glad I found you somewhere along there.
ReplyDeleteYep, never missed a day
DeleteAlso glad I found your bay
Cat, that is an impressive feat! I don't think there's one other blogger on the planet who can say that. Now go get yourself a mouse and celebrate! You deserve it.
ReplyDelete(Nothing new at my pad today, so I'll save you a trip. I'm buried under the blogfest!)
Well there are one or two
DeleteOut there that made such a feat come due
Now two years I know none
So that may have to be done
And blogfest buried you say
That must cause dismay
LOLOL... Darn... I just read this to Chloe...lol She said 'is he barmy?'
ReplyDeleteShe didn't really, but, it RHYMED! LOL
LOL it rhymed pretty good
DeleteAnd nope here at my hood
Not too barmy or daft
May have been born on a raft
Even I've missed a day or two, though the last one I remember was a day I needed to break free and have some alone time from everything.
ReplyDeleteOh once in a while I need a break
DeleteBut when your 40 posts ahead a break you can take
a whole year of filling my ear
ReplyDeletewith smiles worth more than their miles!
Glad fun is had
DeleteAll the while at my pad
a whole year posting every day, wow ! Love it :)
ReplyDeleteYep not one was missed one bit
DeleteWith my rhyming wit
ReplyDeleteThe Zombie feet
made my heart miss
a beat
but its you pat
who makes me
complete :D
do i sound like a teat? :D
haha not to much
DeleteBut maybe a touch
Although the cat will forgive
And let live haha
That is quite an accomplishment, I must say! Congratulations my rhyming friend. Here's to a new year of rhymes :)
ReplyDeleteYep another year will come
DeleteFrom my rhyming bum
Congrats, is there a world record for that? Uber impressive.
ReplyDeleteSure there is a record somewhere
DeleteBut many just post random new stories at their lair
Pat, no one does it better. You the man. More aptly, continue teaching use how to write verse in rhyme. A little secret: I'm studying your work.
ReplyDeleteI'll continue at my sea
DeleteWith lots of glee
And studying me?
Hmmm some of it, like zombie feet, may make one flee
that is truly an accomplishment- no joke. Blogging can be incredibly time-consuming! I applaud you for getting the post up... but also for filling each one with rhymes!
ReplyDeleteYeah it can take tons of time
DeleteBut luckily I can easily rhyme
And give all their fill
Whether or not I thrill
I commended on your record posting
ReplyDeleteThanks from the cat
DeleteAnd of course Pat
Truly, I am impressed, Pat!
ReplyDeleteNot many could match that!
A high-five to that cat!!
A hi five
DeleteI'll take that at my hive
Always nice to impress
That I will confess
With your rhyming aside
ReplyDeleteone year is worth pride.
Although it struck me in the end
my first thoughts had come to portend -
that it might be the anniversary
of your cat's loss of virginity.
You see it was something about a "miss"
and then throwing in some bliss
And then adding the "snot"
and how it flowed "alot"
You added Heaven's lust
with Hell's bent trust
And what with "Whoop Di Friggin Dooo"
and one-eye not having a clue
I was almost certain
you had opened the curtain
of my own very first time!
But there was no cat involved.
That sir is a little strange.
Everyone knows it was the sheep on the range........
Hmmmm well sounds like quite the fling
DeleteAlthough you may want to forgo such a ring
In a public place
People might give you a weird face
But then oh well
What the hell
Let it fly
Your a sheep loving guy haha
To post a poem every day -
ReplyDeletethe thought of that blows me away -
and to carry it off with style and grace,
to keep on rhyming at such a pace -
to attempt that would blow all my fuses,
at least this year I've got great excuses.
Hat's off to you for your achievement,
to stop now, though, would mean bereavement.
Oh I won't stop
DeleteThe rhymes will still plop
Not sure on the grace
But it has its place
Hope you didn't blow to far
Thanks for visiting my bar
Wow! Every day is quite impressive,
ReplyDeleteTo always be so delightfully expressive.
hee.
Cheers!
Yep, quite the run
DeleteAnd I'm not done
I know when I visit, I will always find a smile. Congrats on a year. That is a feat. Life tends to kick me offline sometimes. I try to write every day but don't always come up with anything to post.
ReplyDeleteWell done and thanks for a much needed smile :)
Glad I could give a smile
DeleteThat wasn't vile
And yeah it can be tough sometimes
But then I just make nonsense rhymes haha