So the cat received hate mail a time or two from the so called snobby poetry crew, slamming the rhyme as they saw fit. But I just treat them like some nitwit. This one though made me laugh a bunch a she/he/it is really really out to lunch.
Now, I'm not going to give it, let's go with "it" for this fit, the time of day and post the crap they kept trying to say. But they did email a time or two, saying they saw the blog and some conversation with them should come due. Some thought actually went into it, as it didn't seem like some scam type shit. So Pat pretended to play along, letting them sing their song.
First it was normal as can be,
Then they really liked talking to me.
Then it came to no more just nice,
It wanted to add some spice.
No idea where the nut came from,
But I laughed off my bum.
As advice on acts,
And some unwanted facts,
Were asked as well,
It didn't take long to go to Hell.
Then I got blasted for ignoring,
Or because I was boring.
And wasting It's time,
When It could be off with a mime.
It's too bad to,
For before It left they would have flown 1000 miles to be in my view.
Right!
And I bet their hot air balloon would take flight.
It was sure full of hot air,
Now It is blocked at my lair.
After one final message came due,
Pound Sand on cue.
Not sure if that was gotten or not,
But it did amuse Pat a whole lot.
King Abubu is pretty bland,
It as least made for fun in my land.
Hope I was comforting too,
As my words flew.
Nut jobs really come out of the wood work,
As they sit and lurk.
I guess that is the price we pay,
For having a blog on display.
Oh well it made for a post for your rhyming host and It was entertaining too as the crap flew. Then came the hate mail that It gave a wail and that is more of what I am used to, with such Peacock's in my view. And that is what happens when you receive a friendly "let's chat" email class. Now you can avoid the hassle thanks to my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
Now, I'm not going to give it, let's go with "it" for this fit, the time of day and post the crap they kept trying to say. But they did email a time or two, saying they saw the blog and some conversation with them should come due. Some thought actually went into it, as it didn't seem like some scam type shit. So Pat pretended to play along, letting them sing their song.
First it was normal as can be,
Then they really liked talking to me.
Then it came to no more just nice,
It wanted to add some spice.
No idea where the nut came from,
But I laughed off my bum.
As advice on acts,
And some unwanted facts,
Were asked as well,
It didn't take long to go to Hell.
Then I got blasted for ignoring,
Or because I was boring.
And wasting It's time,
When It could be off with a mime.
It's too bad to,
For before It left they would have flown 1000 miles to be in my view.
Right!
And I bet their hot air balloon would take flight.
It was sure full of hot air,
Now It is blocked at my lair.
After one final message came due,
Pound Sand on cue.
Not sure if that was gotten or not,
But it did amuse Pat a whole lot.
King Abubu is pretty bland,
It as least made for fun in my land.
Hope I was comforting too,
As my words flew.
Nut jobs really come out of the wood work,
As they sit and lurk.
I guess that is the price we pay,
For having a blog on display.
Oh well it made for a post for your rhyming host and It was entertaining too as the crap flew. Then came the hate mail that It gave a wail and that is more of what I am used to, with such Peacock's in my view. And that is what happens when you receive a friendly "let's chat" email class. Now you can avoid the hassle thanks to my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
I really hate people like that who send hate mail which is kind of ironic and shows that hate really does lead to hate. You've actually handled this perfect though Pat, by showing them that you aren't bothered and by deservedly shaming them at the same time, great post buddy, the cat may some day be king if he continues this awesome rhyming... thing?
ReplyDeleteYeah I enjoy the hate
DeleteAnd it never gets to me at my gate
For it is fun to take the bait
And then rant about them on my plate
poetry snobs suck man, they think their hand is best in the land and it chould be done int he right decorum, just makes sense their poetry is boring, have you snoring and you....are better off ignoring...
ReplyDeletehaha that they do
DeleteAnd plenty come two by two
I like to stick the knife in a bit more
As that can be fun at my shore
They started it right?
So I just make fun and don't let it cause a plight
I think when you receive hate mail you know you made it to the big time baby!!! Congrats to you!!!!!
ReplyDeleteIn the big time
DeleteThat surely isn't a crime!
times ago I received sometimes hate mail or hate comments in my blog made me sad sometimes but now ignore them!
ReplyDeletethey are a lot of hate in this world and this amazing me!
Yeah best to just ignore
DeleteAs they are just an attention whore
Unless you like to poke fun at them too
Like I do at my zoo haha
It is amazing the amount of nimrods out there
Who waste their time sending hate to ones lair
I dont read my spam a lot of times hahah maybe I have to see:)
DeleteWell you never know
DeleteWhat will show
Pat, I can't help trying to come up with a rhyme to respond to your post. When I read your posts they put rhyme into my mind. I'll stop myself and write normal because I can't match Pat Hat and his cat.
ReplyDeleteSorry about the hate someone sent to your gate. At any rate, consider it bait...
Yeah I consider it bait
DeleteAnd let it bear no weight
Just egg them on some more
Can be fun to do and explore haha
And can't help but rhyme
I guess I'm doing my job and it's not a crime
haha, Oh you made them chime in
ReplyDeleteas your rhymes got them thinkin'.
You just don't do it right
and it causes them fright.
Maybe they have Poetry OCD
and it must be done strictly.
A bit jealous I think they were
as they saw your followers happy to be here.
Hope they come back to read your post
as see they didn't bother you, the host!
Theirs must be a boring world
as they had to give the 'lets chat' whirl.
lol....
Yeah they had to take the time
DeleteTo rant and rave giving a chime
You never know
Poetry OCD could show
Prob too much of a snob
To even bring poor old hillbilly bob
To see their place
So they just rant at a steady pace haha
So you had the Peacock and an impostor
Deletewho really did hate your grammar.
Now will this be the Vulture?
Thinking you have no culture?
hahahahaha.....
haha it could be
DeleteAs they are mighty high up there in their tree
Or maybe a crow
As they like to yap you know
or maybe just a coo-coo
Deletewhich would be an obvious chOice to you.
haha
oh that might make them mad
just a tad!
and why is that O so big there?
DeleteI'll blame Jack as he was stepping everywhere.
ha.
haha you coo coo works
DeleteOver the nest gets smirks
Sure blame Jack
For your huge O attack
did they at least rhyme in their letters of complaint?
ReplyDeleteNope not a one
DeleteBut I did when I poked fun haha
Pat couldn't resist writing back, could he, cat??? LMAO It's ok because hate mail is always fun to read about. I'd love to hear the actual message that you received. hahaha ONly you, Cat!
ReplyDeletehaha nope had to be done
DeleteAs egging them on is such fun
It was deleted a while a go
For you know I'm always 40 ahead at my show
Just the typical rant you'd get from some nitwit
Gave me something to do as at work I sit
Hang on, I just read you rhymed back at them in your responses? Oh, that's to good, Pat!!! I love it!! I bet that drove them insane. LMAO!! I was going to try to come up with something witty, but right now it would just sound shitty LOL
ReplyDeletehahaha yeah it drove them up the wall
DeleteSo I kept doing it at my hall
They were like "can't you have an actual conversation" or some shit like that
And I just kept being a rhyming cat hahaha
It's at times like this that I'm rather proud of you Cat.
DeleteProud of the cat
DeleteDamn, we can't have that
All this nice stuff of late
I need to get your video stalker guy back to get some hate hahaha
LOL I know, Anne and I need to get back into the groove of things...okay, tomorrow. Tomorrow starts the vile and trash talk all over again
DeleteThat video guy was good craic Cat. Epic stuff and even the big Irishman agreed with you on that!!
DeleteElsie, I promise to stop being nice to this feckin feline post haste!
Tommorrow you have to be nice too
DeleteFor what comes due
Or course you can be mean to the beer guy
We can make him fry haha
LOL epic is fun to throw around
Maybe one day another video guy will be found
At least it made you laugh!
ReplyDeleteYeah was quite fun
DeleteHad to be done
I don't get hate mail in the land of Dan.
ReplyDeleteBecause I try to be nice to everybody...the best that I can.
Sometimes I wish the mail would come in
An excuse to let Workingdan show off his sin!
I'm no stranger to going on the attack,
leaving those spammers lying flat on their back!
All in due time I will get the mail
And then hell will break loose as I let my shame sail!
haha it can be fun to let loose
DeleteAnd I do so with my rhyming caboose
They want to rant at me
While I'll let them have it for free
And if they don't go away
Once I've had my say
Blocked they will be
And no longer bother me
I do get a lot of spam in my mail but, it's always to do with penis enlargment/viagra/fu*book/ etc etc etc...it goes out of my spam straight into the can... >>> Flush. ...Damnit Pat, you made me rhyme..again! Spam and can.. go well together don't they :)
ReplyDeletehaha Spam in a can
DeleteI'm not a fan
But don't you want some fun stuff like that
It too is flushed by Pat
There's only a few of you that get into my inner circle and can contact me by email. Too many freaks out there and being a female blogger is more dangerous too. I tolerate too much at my lair but I gave that last troll a bit of a scare.
ReplyDeleteYeah the freaks sure fly
DeleteAs bothering all they give a try
Sure you could scare them far away
Should they ever bother your bay
I get so much vile crap said on my older posts which is why I moderate everything over a day old. Jesus, the disgusting things that people will say to women on blogger. Most of it's anon and some of it is from blogs that ran for about a month, failed and the idiots got bitter and just troll stroll the blososphere. These are never, ever anyone we know though.
DeleteWow never knew that
DeleteWhat a bunch of weirdos at the blog mat
I guess they feel the need
To do such a deed
Because their mommy's basement is empty or something
There at their wing
A horrid Cat
ReplyDeleteattracts the
crap.
The creeps
will crawl
all 'round
your stall.
For poo
you fling
from cans
of Pringle,
a hairless
arse you
dare to
flaunt
for all
to see
and probe
at will.
You wallow
in swill.
You disgust me!
haha I don't wallow
DeleteI won't even make you swallow
Just chuck it on your face
At a steady pace
Then you may smell
But oh well
Now isn't that better Cat. No more Mrs. Nice Girl. All is right with the world!
DeleteYes all is right
DeleteSo much easier one my sight
I havent had hate mail in awhile or so
ReplyDeleteSome people negative comments are darker than crows
Yeah but they think they are grand
DeleteAnd prance around like a peacock in their land
new try - just don;t cry...
ReplyDeleteDidn't fly
DeleteStill a - to the eye
Hate mail? Really? They are missing the point.
ReplyDeleteThey just like to get their nose out of joint
DeletePoint or no point
Poetry snobs make me ill.
ReplyDeleteI sometimes don't rhyme;
but that is no crime.
Of arrogance I have had my fill!
haha yeah they are ill worthy indeed
DeleteBut fun to make fun of at my feed
SPAM can be tedious
ReplyDeleteand cause much delirium.
Especially those emails.
From royal Nigerians.
If only I could steal their so called dough
DeleteSadly it'd prob be made of jello
This is one of the best responses to hate mail I've read. Definitely amusing take on spam. :)
ReplyDeleteGet spam, rhyme back
DeleteSo fun to cause them flack
Yeah, there are some real nut jobs out there. Sorry one came close to your lair!
ReplyDeleteYeah they are all around
DeleteSand they should pound
Between the search engines, the commenters, the flappies and the email hate mail, all the loons do come to your place. Amazing the gibberish tossed about, how they just have to stomp and shout, you'd think they'd have something better to do, than to do what they do. But yeah, great attitude there at the end, at least they gave you a post to mock them in, hopefully they read and somehow get back in, would love to see their face when this they read, would be quite the sight to see
ReplyDeletehahaha yeah that would be fun to see
DeleteIf they rant once more to me
Doubtful though
As I blocked them at my show
Haters gonna hate
ReplyDeleteJust their fate
DeleteAt any rate
How much fun was this? Enjoyed your work and the comments, too!
DeleteGlad you did
DeleteAnd no one flipped their lid