Robbie Raisin is back and you know I never lack. But Whoopdi Friggin Doo is going national now. All of you will see me and bow as I come out on stage. I'll be all the rage. But that means a new sound crew I have to hire and during the interviews things surely got dire. I'll show you the best of the worst. Boy, were they whacko in their burst. Think it is something in the water? Maybe they ate bad sea otter? Whatever the case may be you can surely see why they were never hired by me.
Why should I choose you for this job over Bob?
Keepin it Real Folks: "OOOOHHHHH"
Wow, you sure put effort into the interview I'll say. You do know it's the middle of the day?
How much are you looking for to help my fame grow forever more?
Fred: "i think I'll crumble up this scribbled up paper and take a shot at the wastepaper basket"
So you think I would double it. The rim you could not even hit.
What do you think of my show? Don't be afriad to let me know.
Brian: "its like a soap opera isnt it, get enough people to togeher and the piles start to shit up"
You can't even spell. So I say go to Hell! Such rude people now a days. I guess weeding them out during the interview process pays.
What are you thinking right now as you raise that eyebrow?
RCB: "I wonder if there's a color called Poo Blue"
So you think about poo during an interview? Good thing I never asked you what you knew. I'd probably get more toilet talk. You are not up to snuff and so take a walk.
What is your best advice for making those pay the price?
Al: A mime with a sneeze isn't the worst of woes. Unless he ended up with boogers from his nose.
Okay, I guess the nut jobs really are out today. First the poo and now boogers come due. Did someone call the bodily fluid squad? Of course Brian gave a nod.
What do you think of office romance and what is your stance?
Betsy: "I guess you get in trouble if you blow me a She's Sweet bubble"
I guess I'll never do that, I'll go back to the OHHHHH interviewee to chew such fat.
How are you? Are you ready for your interview?
Anne: "I've been a bit of a grump with my head up my rump."
Hmmm that is talent I will admit. But I don't think that will make my show a hit. Especially if it stays there a bit and you have to ummm shit.
Can you do a cartwheel while you eat a happy meal?
Gloria: "????????"
Oh dear. I confused her I fear.
Will you show up on time and work for a dime?
Hank: "Top of the table! Hank"
Great! He talks in the third person, just my fate.
Would you make me lunch during a time crunch?
YeamieWaffles: "I hope that you get to eat a bat"
Hmm your cooking leaves much to be desired. If you were ever hired you'd surely be fired.
Anything you wish to share other than your obsession with hair?
Jax: "I have an elephant figurine in my room that I face towards the door."
That will surely get you the job if it weren't for the two elephant figurines owned by Bob.
What is with that dirty look? Are you writing a book?
Elsie: " I'm just catching up from yesterday and saw that you called me OLD"
Well I have to tell the truth. Is it my fault you look like an old bitty named Ruth?
Is your work ethic high like that Bob guy?
Daydreamertoo: "....and not half arsed or fat arsed at all ...simply all about a lazy arse"
Why not just say ass? Think arse has more class?
What is your thoughts on people and their work plots?
Heaven: "Then of course, they whine harder and louder now"
Hmmm are we talking about the same thing? I never asked about a fling.
Do you expect special treatment at all when you are on call?
Mary: "thankfully no one has ever thrown soup!"
Hmmm I guess that is a no if you are willing to stoop that low.
What do you think when you let this picture sink?
Sherry: "did you know bananas are a natural mosquito repellant"
Wow, so you look at a house and you think of not a mouse but a bug. I think your hole is dug.
Things can cause a strain, can you handle the free reign?
Adam: "They are also berries and slightly radioactive"
Are you trying to prove you are better than the rest? I doubt they are radioactive, they may smell bad at best.
And that was just the tip of the iceberg too. Now I will show you another 1000 questions that came due.........
I think I will end his rant right there. I hope he and Bob have quite the affair. Maybe they will shoot whoopdi friggin doo near your town and then you can come on down. The Price is Right already has that line. Maybe you could swing down on a vine? Tarzan might not let such a thing come to pass. But no matter what it is fun to use the comments left to my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
Why should I choose you for this job over Bob?
Keepin it Real Folks: "OOOOHHHHH"
Wow, you sure put effort into the interview I'll say. You do know it's the middle of the day?
How much are you looking for to help my fame grow forever more?
Fred: "i think I'll crumble up this scribbled up paper and take a shot at the wastepaper basket"
So you think I would double it. The rim you could not even hit.
What do you think of my show? Don't be afriad to let me know.
Brian: "its like a soap opera isnt it, get enough people to togeher and the piles start to shit up"
You can't even spell. So I say go to Hell! Such rude people now a days. I guess weeding them out during the interview process pays.
What are you thinking right now as you raise that eyebrow?
RCB: "I wonder if there's a color called Poo Blue"
So you think about poo during an interview? Good thing I never asked you what you knew. I'd probably get more toilet talk. You are not up to snuff and so take a walk.
What is your best advice for making those pay the price?
Al: A mime with a sneeze isn't the worst of woes. Unless he ended up with boogers from his nose.
Okay, I guess the nut jobs really are out today. First the poo and now boogers come due. Did someone call the bodily fluid squad? Of course Brian gave a nod.
What do you think of office romance and what is your stance?
Betsy: "I guess you get in trouble if you blow me a She's Sweet bubble"
I guess I'll never do that, I'll go back to the OHHHHH interviewee to chew such fat.
How are you? Are you ready for your interview?
Anne: "I've been a bit of a grump with my head up my rump."
Hmmm that is talent I will admit. But I don't think that will make my show a hit. Especially if it stays there a bit and you have to ummm shit.
Can you do a cartwheel while you eat a happy meal?
Gloria: "????????"
Oh dear. I confused her I fear.
Will you show up on time and work for a dime?
Hank: "Top of the table! Hank"
Great! He talks in the third person, just my fate.
Would you make me lunch during a time crunch?
YeamieWaffles: "I hope that you get to eat a bat"
Hmm your cooking leaves much to be desired. If you were ever hired you'd surely be fired.
Anything you wish to share other than your obsession with hair?
Jax: "I have an elephant figurine in my room that I face towards the door."
That will surely get you the job if it weren't for the two elephant figurines owned by Bob.
What is with that dirty look? Are you writing a book?
Elsie: " I'm just catching up from yesterday and saw that you called me OLD"
Well I have to tell the truth. Is it my fault you look like an old bitty named Ruth?
Is your work ethic high like that Bob guy?
Daydreamertoo: "....and not half arsed or fat arsed at all ...simply all about a lazy arse"
Why not just say ass? Think arse has more class?
What is your thoughts on people and their work plots?
Heaven: "Then of course, they whine harder and louder now"
Hmmm are we talking about the same thing? I never asked about a fling.
Do you expect special treatment at all when you are on call?
Mary: "thankfully no one has ever thrown soup!"
Hmmm I guess that is a no if you are willing to stoop that low.
What do you think when you let this picture sink?
Sherry: "did you know bananas are a natural mosquito repellant"
Wow, so you look at a house and you think of not a mouse but a bug. I think your hole is dug.
Things can cause a strain, can you handle the free reign?
Adam: "They are also berries and slightly radioactive"
Are you trying to prove you are better than the rest? I doubt they are radioactive, they may smell bad at best.
And that was just the tip of the iceberg too. Now I will show you another 1000 questions that came due.........
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I think I will end his rant right there. I hope he and Bob have quite the affair. Maybe they will shoot whoopdi friggin doo near your town and then you can come on down. The Price is Right already has that line. Maybe you could swing down on a vine? Tarzan might not let such a thing come to pass. But no matter what it is fun to use the comments left to my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
I LOVE posts where you include all of us and Robbie Raisin is one of my favourite characters so that makes it all the sweeter. Gloria's answer to that question was just perfect too.
ReplyDeleteRobbie Raisin has such fun
DeleteHe picks on everyone
And Gloria might give an oh dear
If she is near
for real on the bananas, i need to make some investments is so to cu the blood suckers at my show, quite the row at your friends and visitors, how quirky at your inquisitors, they really need a spell check thingy on the comment box you bringy
ReplyDeletehahaha yeah spell check they seem to neglect
DeleteBut I seem to detect
One from you too
A time or two at my zoo haha
The sun is out,birds are singing, it's bright and early
ReplyDeleteyet you've given me cause to become bitter and surly
Instead of picking on my eye, you target my age
making me want to fly into a horrible rage
don't let me get near that microphone they're using for the interview
cause I'm about to shove it down inside you! ha ha ha
Happy Monday Pat =)
Do you need a hand to help you with that Elsie? Happy to help.
DeleteHooray! The calvary has arrived! Sure thing, MaMTC...but are you sure you want to risk a flea bite?
DeleteRobbie Raisin did that
DeleteNot the cat
I guess your one eye missed that
With your old age making it go at your mat hahaha
See that was all me
I said it with glee
And they were your words not mine
So you can't blame the feline
And the microphone was only a small clip on one
So if you give the shoving a run
I'll just get some fiber in my diet
And then someone will get hit by it
As out my rear it will fly
And just like old one eye
Needing some help
But you'll never make me yelp
It's obvious Robbie hangs out with the cat
Deleteand caught some fleas while chilling at his mat
because Robbie is just plain mean
picking on one he's never seen.
I will blame the feline and punish him
because I do things on a whim
and I think I'll find a large microphone
one that will make him cry and moan....
**you know, one day someone is going to call PETA on me LOL
You've dug yourself a very deep grave here Cat as I'm turning 50 tomorrow and I'm OLDER than Elsie. Yes, I can taste the sweet taste of revenge.
Delete*chuckling* Get him, Anne!!
DeletePfft Robbie has his own place
DeleteThe cat would scratch his face
But since he got to you
The cat will let him continue
And spout off about old one eye
Even if it is a lie
I should sick the PETA on you
Then they'd make you moo
With a good dose of something
That will make you oh so perky at your wing\
But at least with that old age
You still have such rage hahahaha
Pffft a couple of old farts
With such good hearts
That the Golden Girls want you
For a new show for all to view
Anne and golden 50. First off happy B'day Anne, we would love to serve cat's head in silver platter as your B'day gift
DeleteGood luck with that
DeleteYou'll never catch the cat
I'm honored and humbled to be among the chosen few!!! Next time I'll try to think of something more profound to say other than OHHHHHH. Perhaps a big ol' WHOO HOO!!!!
ReplyDeletehahaha well that might get something more
DeleteThe next time Robbie Raisin comes to my shore
hahahahaa. I loved Jax's answer and you are getting beaten up to pulp by that one-eyed Elsie for sure.
ReplyDeletemorning fun.. :)
hahaha yeah plenty of fun answers today
DeleteAs all have their say
And pffft old one eye can rant away
She still has one scary display
Wecome back MaMTC!!!
DeleteCat you're well and truly fecked!
Pfft not a chance
DeleteI'll just show may arse and pop out a lance
Your arse is infested with boils and we all know it. Better to lance one of those Cat!
DeleteYeah but then they pop
DeleteAnd the puss won't stop
How is that for a visual aid
That one will never fade
Love to read threats from Anne. pat/cat give it up already.
DeletePfft she threats all year long
DeleteBut the cat's still here with his zebra thong
a she's sweet bubble
ReplyDeletesounds like someone could get in trouble
wonder what we were originally chatting about?
you remember, I have no doubt!
Yeah I remember what is was
DeleteIt was the same old rhyme buzz
The Gloria was sucking up to you
And your comment came due haha
And I want to know
ReplyDeleteabout the elephant at Jax's show
and why it faces the door.
Is it so it won't be bored?
lol...
It's probably to keep something away
DeleteLike a deadly sun ray
Or those evil vending machines
Maybe man eating cantines haha
True...or strawberries.
Deleteeven birds that make her wary.
lol....
haha yeah and elevators too
DeletePlus 50 others things that come due
Is it sad I remember saying that?
ReplyDeleteNope not at all
DeleteI remember much too at my hall
I don't know if there IS a color called Poo Blue, but if not, we should submit this to Crayola immediately. They need to hear this.
ReplyDeletehaha I wonder if a royalty will come due
DeleteIf so, we better send it to crayola's zoo
Oh, dear! Good luck with that.
ReplyDeletehaha he'll need it
DeleteWith his whoopdi friggin doo fit
I really like it when you combined our comments with whatever questions..ha..ha....This was a delight to read....just when did I say that (as Heaven)...Happy autumn day to you Pat ~
ReplyDeleteYeah it is fun to do
DeleteAll the time here at my zoo
It was said with something a little while back
When I went on a rant at my shack
Oh dear I know you love to confuss me LOL
ReplyDeletehaha yes that is fun
DeleteAnd once in a while has to be done
"Top of the table! Hank, Great!
ReplyDeleteHe talks in the third person,just my fate"
Some days he got it made
Other times it was plain luck
But he'll make it a point
To leave his comments
A respite from the jaunts
For Pat and the Cat
Always a pleasure
Sir!
Hank
Always a pleasure to read as well
DeleteAs you ring the comment bell
And the Robbie Raisin may abuse
But trying to be first you always amuse haha
Yes, I can surely see
ReplyDeleteWhy they were never hired by thee.
xoRobyn
Yeah not all that grand
DeleteHere in my litterbox sand
Laughing my arse off! But bananas ARE natural mosquito repellents and they might work on mimes, too!
ReplyDeleteWell with the mimes you can't go wrong
DeleteHopefully bananas chase them all to Hong Kong
Whoopdi Friggin Do
ReplyDeleteI hope you
choke on a shoe.
For out of context
I was taken
and sport
you made
of me.
And of
my friend
you've picked
again for
living long
no less.
So at
you're bay
I've come
to play
and say
"Feck off you horrid Cat!"
My beautiful almost birthday girl has arrived! Now the cat will pay for Robbie Raisin's crass remarks!
DeletePfft the cat will not pay
DeleteNot one cent from his bay
You will all just fry
And fall over and die
For the cat will never lose
Go suck on some booze
As you age to well over the hill
Have you updated your will? hahahahaha
I have updated my will Cat. And every shit I take is being preserved and left for you!
Deletehaha well one day things may run dry
DeleteAnd your shit could make me very rich or at least give me something to chuck in an enemies eye
Well, I can actually do a cartwheel and eat a happy meal at the same time. Practice makes perfect, they say.
ReplyDeleteWhoopdi Friggin Doo!
Talented you are
DeleteYou will surely go far
I can burp at will,
ReplyDeletewill this fit the bill!
Well for a special task
DeleteYou might get the ask
good luck
ReplyDeletewith that
So you say
DeleteAt every bay
Tomorrow is my actual birthday Cat and I may stay offline and just spend time with the family.
ReplyDeleteI'm now over the hill and careening madly to the bottom!!
Well happy birthday a day early
DeleteI hope being over the hill doesn't make you squirrely
And you go chew on nuts
And hibernate in your tree huts haha
what a unique type of interview
ReplyDeleteUnique I try to be
DeleteAll the time at my sea