So the cat has made fun of this or that but never the size of what is seen at your mat. It is so small bugs can't even read it. But it needs to be there to cover some nitwit. Even if they are at fault they need to keep their money hidden away in their vault. Now what am I going on about today? I guess we'll just have to rhyme away.
WARNING right in your face.
So big you could easily trace.
Then poof.
It looks like a goof.
For nothing is after it.
Guess someone just wanted to have a fit.
Oh wait!
Could that be an exchange rate?
Maybe it is some voodoo?
An alien tag to view?
A secret code?
A new Mario Land mode?
Damn, I have to squint.
Is the thing covered in tint?
Since when is a package a car?
Are you with me so far?
So many questions may hurt your head.
But you don't want to be dead.
WARNING! Is all you see.
What could it possibly be?
An Archie comic strip?
Recipes for a secret chip?
Something free?
Maybe a way to kill a flea.
That would work for little old me.
Damn, it is still hard to see.
Must be some kind of riddle.
A backwards hey diddle diddle?
I bet you can't do that.
Not even going to be bothered with by the cat.
Oh look a magnifying glass.
Let's see what is with this cryptic sass.
WARNING! Yeah we hear you.
But what else comes due?
Could cause cancer, blindness, liver failure and/or constipation.
Wow, now that is a revelation.
No wonder it is so small.
People would bounce off the wall.
Can't have that being scene.
"This stuff makes you lean."
But causes death in some cases,
May even paralyze faces.
And if your lucky,
Make you talk like Plucky.
I could see it now.
Someone gives a meow.
Buy it here.
It causes tons of stuff but you get nifty gear.
Woudn't that be quite the pitch?
Instead they try to be a sneaky bitch.
Making things oh so tiny,
So no one gets whiny.
Warning! It is time for you to go blind. Thanks to my little rhyming behind. If you can read this props to you. I bet a curse is coming due. You know it is true. Oh the things I can do. Now my warning has come to pass and I warn you to watch out for my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
WARNING right in your face.
So big you could easily trace.
Then poof.
It looks like a goof.
For nothing is after it.
Guess someone just wanted to have a fit.
Oh wait!
Could that be an exchange rate?
Maybe it is some voodoo?
An alien tag to view?
A secret code?
A new Mario Land mode?
Damn, I have to squint.
Is the thing covered in tint?
Since when is a package a car?
Are you with me so far?
So many questions may hurt your head.
But you don't want to be dead.
WARNING! Is all you see.
What could it possibly be?
An Archie comic strip?
Recipes for a secret chip?
Something free?
Maybe a way to kill a flea.
That would work for little old me.
Damn, it is still hard to see.
Must be some kind of riddle.
A backwards hey diddle diddle?
I bet you can't do that.
Not even going to be bothered with by the cat.
Oh look a magnifying glass.
Let's see what is with this cryptic sass.
WARNING! Yeah we hear you.
But what else comes due?
Could cause cancer, blindness, liver failure and/or constipation.
Wow, now that is a revelation.
No wonder it is so small.
People would bounce off the wall.
Can't have that being scene.
"This stuff makes you lean."
But causes death in some cases,
May even paralyze faces.
And if your lucky,
Make you talk like Plucky.
I could see it now.
Someone gives a meow.
Buy it here.
It causes tons of stuff but you get nifty gear.
Woudn't that be quite the pitch?
Instead they try to be a sneaky bitch.
Making things oh so tiny,
So no one gets whiny.
Warning! It is time for you to go blind. Thanks to my little rhyming behind. If you can read this props to you. I bet a curse is coming due. You know it is true. Oh the things I can do. Now my warning has come to pass and I warn you to watch out for my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
No.#1
ReplyDeleteHank
Staying on top
DeleteOf the crop
I heed the master's warning and rhyming ass!
ReplyDeleteGlad you heed
DeleteFun indeed
May cause you to see things that aren't there too.
ReplyDeleteAt least with them in view
DeleteOne will have someone to talk too
Warnings on drugs
ReplyDeletebut on blogs too,
no this simply
cannot be true.
Of what you speak
I do not know
of script so small
on blogs that I
do go.
What culprit
here has caused
such fear and
caused the Cat
to flap?
Is this about labels on drugs and such or on blogs. You confuse me with your word play oh mighty one :)
Deletehahaha well I have seen it on a blog or ten
DeleteAs I jump around from den to den
This was more about the drug crap
And every other thing inbetween that they flap
I wasn't sure as when you say "at your mat" you usually mean on a blog. Either that or I need more sleep.
DeleteAt my mat
DeleteAt my sea
To the cat
All the same to me haha
I got your comment Cat. In all seriousness, I hope you don't have to buy a new computer. They all come with Windows 8 and I don't like the new operating system.
DeleteFixed it some
DeleteBut still gives off a crap hum
And a bunch of buttons on the keyboard bit the dust
So yeah it is kind of a bust
But can still do work arounds I suppose
And I heard windows 8 blows
I still think 7 is out there
Hopefully some where
ha i am already a little blind, i am going to the doc this month
ReplyDeletemy near vision is blurring as i age, all the rage, so my eyes will be behind glass, and might be good if i sit in the back of class, no curse please, achoo! it might make me sneeze....
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DeleteJust like your twin
Deletewho jumped in the contact bin!
Sadly I think I'll prob join the two of you one day
DeleteAs I can't easily see things far away
But shhh I'll pretend I still can at my sea
No need yet to look like a 4 eyed monkey hahaha
Just get contacts and no monkey will come due
Deletebut we can call Brian one, between me and you.
hahaha.
Prob will when that day comes
DeleteRight now just get stabbed and the somes haha
yeah, stabbing is enough for now.
Deletewouldn't want you to have cow.
haha.
haha nope not at all
DeleteStabbed plenty today at my hall
the warnings seem sometimes worse than what you get
ReplyDeletei wonder why they nearly try to hide it
haha yeah hidden away
DeleteForget the things that make you have a worse day
The only thing funnier than reading those tiny disclaimers
ReplyDeleteIt to hear one on the radio, and they are not tamer!
Just waaaay faster as to fit
1000 symptoms into the time which is a tiny bit.
Talk sped up so fast you can't understand
but it really says you'll be tortured and die at your land.
But buy away
it's the best, they say.
haha.
That is very true
DeleteThey yap away on cue
And go like some auction chap
Hey, maybe you can decipher their crap haha
I can now decipher the auction crap
Deletebut my first day on the job I did almost snap!
Couldn't tell what they were saying at all
and really wanted to leave the hall! hahaha.
With the commercial disclaimers I think you must
know how to talk like a chipmunk or bust.
Increase the speed and it's little rodent speak
and the talking is done quick as a wink.
hahaha glad you got on
DeleteAs fun seeing the auctions at your lawn
And then you don't have to sneak out
And repo any more making people shout haha
Yeah alvin and the chimpunks always have a gig
As the increased speak gets in there for the final dig
so so funny!
ReplyDeleteyou make me laugh every time!
and that warning... if anything happens to me I'll hold you responsible - I have proof and witnesses! ;)
have a great day!
haha pfft the cat doesn't mind
DeleteHe can't be responsible for human kind
Oh no, I don't want a curse
ReplyDeleteone which might bring on a hearse
or a word or two that is terse
or a 'shot-toting' nurse!
Then comes the jab to the ass
DeleteReady to pass
From the nurse lass
My what a trespass
Drink this stuff and you will turn blue
ReplyDeleteOr striped like a zebra in a zoo
Try it and it all depends
You could get Montezuma's revenge
haha damn that be a bad fate
DeleteYou would sure get much hate
LOL... That is why I do herbs. They have warning too, but not as many. I also have a warning on my blog not to do what I do.... Just in case!
ReplyDeleteThe cat has no warning in place
DeletePeople can try to rhyme off their face
Fine by me
And yeah herbs are less deadly
Time to go blind? I'm already halfway there with my amblyopia
ReplyDeleteHad to look that up at my sea
DeleteBah to the eye that is lazy
Disclaimers, sigh. If you blog about a product you have to give one. If you do a review and you got a product to sample you have to give one. If you get paid, you have to give one too.
ReplyDeleteIt seems silly and overrated to me, but I'm always one to play by the rules. And so I disclaim away. Of course...nothing that will hurt you, cause you to go blind, or kill you is being reviewed over at my place. ;)
haha technically everything can kill you
DeleteOne way or another at your zoo
Just not likely the case
When you review stuff like ear thingys at your place
Heed the warning
ReplyDeleteof the small prints
One way to hoodwink
An unsuspecting being
Hank
Yep hoodwink away
DeleteIs what they try everyday
Ohh those tiny warnings!
ReplyDeleteWhich is best? Ignore them so one doesn't come down with the *possible green dots on the chest,* of which they tell?
Or... Be sure to enlarge and read 'em?
Which? Who knows.
Gentle hugs,
"Auntie"
Yeah who knows indeed
DeleteGuess we just have to take heed
If we didn't have so many morons running around, we wouldn't need that many disclaimers. Thus, we live in a sue happy world, so the disclaimers are here to stay.
ReplyDeleteThat is sure true
DeleteAll are sue happy at their zoo
You always have to peruse the fine print
ReplyDeleteEven though it's so small you have to squint
Yeah have to have a look
DeleteOr in your back there could be a hook
WARNING: Reading this comment may result in night-blindness, word vomit, mental diarrhea, and stage 4 lung cancer. Please consult your doctor before reading this comment.
ReplyDeleteI'd rather consult a vet
DeleteThat is a safer bet
That's a good point Cat, it's so annoying that these guys feel the need to put warning signs on everything but it's a necessary evil haha, nitwits will always exist, just look at the spam commenters who persist.
ReplyDeleteThat is true with the spam
DeleteAll the nitwits show up and create a traffic jam
My eyesight is poor Pat so darn those warning on the labels ~
ReplyDeleteHope you are having a spring-like weather ~ Happy day to you ~
Some you just can't read
DeleteAs they put them under the fold or crinkly paper at their feed
They didn't heed the warnings in France,
ReplyDeleteAnd look at them now,
Tiny ants wearing tartan pants dance and prance to trance.
That is a warning in and off itself
DeleteNeed to put that back on the shelf
orlin N cassie
ReplyDeleteR mom says her wished mario land wooda had a warning at level 4....coz it caused her ta cuss, swear, toss de game control, pop de cartridge cross de room, buy plaster ta fix de wall were de cartridge wuz tossed... N a bloody tongue her had ta bite...when her took it over to her nephews houz N ta get it ta level 5.... & him had de whole dam game beat in a week
we all sew wanna say haza happee week oh end anda happee eazter az well :)
hahaha the poor wall
DeleteAt least it didn't go flying down the hall
Fun to swear away
As the levels get harder at ones bay
But getting shown up too
Oh the shame to the mom at your zoo haha
talking of killing fleas...my grandma could catch a flea with just her hand..even with over 70 she still was lightning fast...ha
ReplyDeleteDamn that is fast
DeletePut the poor flea in a cast
lol..my grandma - too
Deletedid they know each other
at that old zoo? :)
damn fast in old age
DeleteThose fleas must have went into a rage
labels so small
ReplyDeleteits no wonder we can read them at all!
Nutschell
www.thewritingnut.com
So very true
DeleteAs they try and dupe you
Everything that helps or tastes good is a: "Buy if you dare."
ReplyDeleteYeah, yeah, we will all die anyway, & do not care.
I'll tell the labels where to go.
And there ain't no warning labels there.
xoRobyn
haha way to go
DeleteJust ignore their flow
And suck it back
Living life at your shack
Warn me if you must,
ReplyDeletefor many still I do not trust.
My favorite places are those that still card.
Apparently, I still look like a babe in the yard.
haha that works well
DeleteStaying young at your cell
I have to wear reading glasses these days just to read the directions on most labels.
ReplyDeleteNot at that point yet,
DeleteThankfully for this pet
Annoying little labels they are
ReplyDeleteMy vision and sanity they mar
I guess my blog should have one, too
Don't go shooting animals outside your zoo
Or one might make lunch of you
haha that is a great warning to put up
DeleteWould sure scare off human and pup
Hey Pat!
ReplyDeleteSo clever
was your endeavor!
It had me guessing
and with my head was messing.
Such a delicious post!
I loved it the most!
It was even better than your movie marathon!
And now to work out :( I must be gone!
Glad it was grand
DeleteHere in my land
Enjoy your work out
As you go out and about
I don't think that darn fine print is fine at all!
ReplyDeleteYep not fine one bit
DeleteAt any pit
Sorry cannot make out what you wrote
ReplyDeleteIs there some sort of antidote?
Penny the Jack Russell dog and modest internet superstar!
Trying to type this from afar ha ha....
Pop a pill
DeleteHave a thrill
That is all I got
For a modest mutt haha
Hola Pat, muy ameno en cuanto a su lectura, felicidades
ReplyDeleteSaludos desde felicidadenlavida;
Un saludo,
Francisco M
Umm okay
DeleteI'll nod and agree at my bay
I will listen to the warning
ReplyDeleteonly if it sings to me:
I would click on link
if it's plea
Not sure they sing
DeleteBut could make your ears ring
Maybe cat's getting old and needs reading glasses. ;)
ReplyDeleteUp close I can see
DeleteFar away not so perfectly
if my ears ring-
ReplyDeleteI will cling
for Sting
Beats some
DeleteWith their rock n roll hum
Reading glass and a magnifying glass--now THERE's the ticket.
ReplyDeleteThat it is indeed
DeleteMakes it easy at ones feed
I was so proud of myself that I could read the ending! LOL! That shows how old I'm getting ;)
ReplyDeletehahaha at least your eyesight is still there
DeleteSo far as your plus thirty self comes for a stare
Watch out for those warning labels
ReplyDeletebecause you might trip over a table
fine print says may cause this or that
gee, I don't think I want to go splat
Yeah splat would be bad
DeleteAt any pad
As out the window you could go
And get flatten more as a car ran over your toe
At least it doesn't cause hairy palms! Ahahahaha!
ReplyDeletehaha that would be a first
DeleteBe quite the burst
Read the fine print
ReplyDeleteIt's smaller than lint
Which gives us a hint
They're makin' a mint.
So true too
DeleteAll about the dough at every zoo
Oh, you hit on a pet peeve,
ReplyDeleteI don't have many, do believe.
Just cigarette smoke
And "vital" warnings so small I joke
I might as well up and croak!
haha both are a pain
DeleteAt any lane
As the smoke comes in
And clouds ones bin
Here's a disclaimer with a special button to press.
ReplyDeleteSending my to google
DeleteFor an oogle