The cat thinks this is dumber than buying a bucket of rocks. But I'll say umm truck it and see if I can't get some head cocks. Damn, bad choice of words for the gutter mind. But fun to my little rhyming behind. So a little while back the cat read Mona Lisa gave the moon a smack. That is right, they sent her digitally there one night. Point in sending stuff to the moon? It clearly escapes this loon. What the hell, let's pretend it is swell.
Let's bombard the moon,
From evening to noon.
It is such fun,
Wasting money by the ton.
Let's send a digital house,
For a digital mouse,
Who runs from a digital cat,
Who lives with digital humans at his mat.
Then some digital trash.
Some digital cream for a digital rash.
A digital Mount Moon would be grand.
Faces looking out across the moon's land.
But with this day in age,
It would be all the digital rage,
To have the faces be,
Bieber, Vampire, Pitt and Clooney.
Arnold would try to buy his digital way in.
Sadly his digital votes would not let him digitally win.
But with a digital pyramid as well,
He would chop of his nose and find that digitally swell.
Maybe some Digimon would try,
To digitally go to the moon through the sky?
Makes just as much sense as this crap.
This idea should quickly take a nap.
Better yet,
One perk found by this pet.
Let's beam all the brains of those,
Who bring forth reality tv woes.
Those that want us to believe the news.
Those that pray for us to lose.
Those that create war,
Let them all get beamed to the moon's shore.
Other than that,
The meaning eludes the cat.
Whoopdi friggin doo,
I can beam things to the moon for no one to view.
I suppose the man in the moon might like such crap. Or there could be an alien there taking a nap. They may laugh at what is done on this globe, finding us too foolish to even bring out the probe. So ends my digital sass. I will now go wiggle my digital little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
Let's bombard the moon,
From evening to noon.
It is such fun,
Wasting money by the ton.
Let's send a digital house,
For a digital mouse,
Who runs from a digital cat,
Who lives with digital humans at his mat.
Then some digital trash.
Some digital cream for a digital rash.
A digital Mount Moon would be grand.
Faces looking out across the moon's land.
But with this day in age,
It would be all the digital rage,
To have the faces be,
Bieber, Vampire, Pitt and Clooney.
Arnold would try to buy his digital way in.
Sadly his digital votes would not let him digitally win.
But with a digital pyramid as well,
He would chop of his nose and find that digitally swell.
Maybe some Digimon would try,
To digitally go to the moon through the sky?
Makes just as much sense as this crap.
This idea should quickly take a nap.
Better yet,
One perk found by this pet.
Let's beam all the brains of those,
Who bring forth reality tv woes.
Those that want us to believe the news.
Those that pray for us to lose.
Those that create war,
Let them all get beamed to the moon's shore.
Other than that,
The meaning eludes the cat.
Whoopdi friggin doo,
I can beam things to the moon for no one to view.
I suppose the man in the moon might like such crap. Or there could be an alien there taking a nap. They may laugh at what is done on this globe, finding us too foolish to even bring out the probe. So ends my digital sass. I will now go wiggle my digital little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
No.#1
ReplyDeleteHank
Well in for first
DeleteWith your burst
I've just called the dickhead Ray a head cock, he's confused!
ReplyDeletehaha confused
DeleteAnd now abused
Call him a knobhead Fran, he'll understand that!
DeleteI understand both
DeleteMy the cat ha such growth
i rather like hands to the face than the digital block red numerals, its all the rage though, the digital age, and plenty things to keep you occupado, i will say though that when beaming becomes reality sign me up...that way i can get up and be at work in like 10 minutes...extra sleep time, making the digital monsters early morning yell a crime...
ReplyDeletehaha that type of beam
DeleteI'd take at my stream
Send me along with no fuss
Would not even have to cuss
Digital, diggery, doo
ReplyDeleteIt all amounts to poo
I just wanna see Clooney's full moon
That would surely make me swoon!!!
LOL you can keep that sight
DeleteGive me a fright
They said the man on the moon
ReplyDeleteCan well give a lovely swoon
A form is due
Any song will do
Creating a grand digital boon
Hank
He could swoon
DeleteWith a toon
At noon
If it is dark over a lagoon
Another waste of money
ReplyDeleteComplete waste indeed
DeleteAt any feed
I wonder who is paying for all this stupidity?
ReplyDeleteTax payer more than likely is
DeleteWith this stupid biz
I often look up and swoon
ReplyDeleteAt the awesomeness of the full moon
But I refrain form letting out a howl
For that might cause some people to scowl
That it might
DeleteUnless a mutt is in sight
Then blame it
For the howl as you sit
Sending things to the moon in digital form,
ReplyDeleteplease do not tell me this is becoming the norm.
While time and money could be spent doing something worthwhile,
Mona Lisa is floating in space with her smile.
Reality this and reality that
nothing is real, ask any old cat.
Stars are made in the little black box
of people who truly are quite the new pox.
If man would spend half his time figuring out
a way to do good things instead of this bout.
Just think of the wonderful things we could see,
and how much better all of mankind surely would be.
Yeah but sadly they do this crap
DeleteAs they digitally send stuff to fill the gap
Just some the moon can embrace
Her stupid smiley face
Always doing dumb things
Instead f worthwhile at any wings
Then they whine when no money is found
Need to throw these idiots in the pound
a ton of money to put her on the moon
ReplyDeleteNasa wastes so much for just a swoon
That they surely do
DeleteWhen aliens they could have in their view
Pretty soon we will be leading digital lives
ReplyDeletecutting meat with some digital knives
cats will be digital, and dogs will too
and we will be able to visit a digital zoo
countries will be involved in digital war
with digital counters to keep the score
our bodies will indulge in digital sleep
and for adventure we'll ride in a digital jeep!
Have a digital day; be glad it's almost May!!
Glad it is almost May
DeleteThen the snow will fully go away
And yeah all digital crack
To the digital pack
I hope your weekend rocks and I hope nobody moons you!
ReplyDeleteYeah a moon would be bad
DeleteWe get one all the time from that Pat lad
Oh Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! "Auntie" can not abide with any messin' with the moon. Certainly no projecting of images on the Moon. Eeeek!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -spit- -hack- -cough- -belch-
ReplyDeleteIn case you aren't sure, I don't like the idea. -grin-
Isn't an idea I fear
DeleteThey beamed to the moon her rear
Was Mona Lisa's
ReplyDeletesmile bigger than
a mile
projected way
up there
where no one's
there to care?
What of the Cat
why not send him
with his Pringle
cans of poo?
What of him
would aliens make
with mind so
dim they'd surely
go
Whoopdi Friggin Do.
Yeah, this is a serious waste of money. They've been piping audio from various things like old tv shows and speeches from JFK and such. The Spawn told me the other day that those radio waves have just now left our galaxy.
haha yeah it is sad
DeleteAs if contact with et is had
They will come as hippies to our shore
Thinking it is how they should look when they explore
And pfft the cat would sit up there
And drop pringle cans on all below without a care
Let's send crackers and have a feast
ReplyDeleteSince we all know the moon's a big ball of cheese!
Or just a spotlight
DeleteNot really there one big conspiracy on site haha
I wonder if she found her eyebrows
ReplyDeleteor saw the jumping cow!
Better chance of the jumping cow
DeleteAs the eyebrows would really wow
Whoa. I come over
Deleteand see tile over your shoulders.
Hands over my eyes
as looking could be my demise.
Need to know if that's the kitchen or your shower there
before opening my eyes I dare.
hahaha.
hahaha the other one went kaput from the site I got it from
DeleteSo this is the first one I found to give a hum
So are we really all crowded in the loo
Deletewith you?
ha.
hahaha just maybe
DeleteBut you went there, not me
Ha, hey diddle diddle, Betsy made me think of that riddle
ReplyDeletePeople should take more care of where they digitally fiddle.
That the should
DeleteAs many have digital heads of wood
Have you ever seen a Wallace and Grommit episode about going to the moon to get cheese? If you haven't, try to find it. Nick Park is brilliant.
ReplyDeleteI thin I saw it a long time back
DeleteVaguely remember it at my shack
Very soon money
ReplyDeletewill be funny
as we start traveling by beam
with happy grin :)
A beam travel
DeleteCould make ones cells unravel
lol...
Deleteso maybe we don't need a shape
one only cell and tape...
:)
They say duct tape fixes all
DeleteCould put back together poor beaming Paul
Totally believe in Man in the Moon,
ReplyDeleteToo soon to believe that we're the only goons...
In town.
Yeah sure more out there
DeleteAt each lair
Not enough money to fly people to Mars,
ReplyDeleteOr cold cash available to circle the stars?
No sweat. If we can't do something smart,
We'll dazzle the moon with our digital art.
And like the moon really cares
DeleteOf course may ruffle the man in the moon's hairs
Digitally punching the moon? Will putting out the sun with water become a reality soon? Great rhymes at your shop, this definitely wasn't a flop.
ReplyDeletehaha not sure there is enough water for that
DeleteAt any planatary mat
The moon has something to hide,
ReplyDeleteshe only shows her good side.
People hope to find alien spawn,
Well I say "screw you, you wannabe deceptacon."
haha a wannabe
DeleteAt ones sea
That would be fun
To throw the deceptacon in the sun
While I love to gaze at the moon
ReplyDeleteespecially when she glows full face
she has mystic powers,so beware the hour
I'd rather see the fork run away with the spoon
A fork and a spoon on the run
DeleteWould make for tons of fun
Wish I could rhyme,
ReplyDeleteSo many do,
Guess I'm one of a few!
With no time!
Happy Spring!
So you say
DeleteWith no rhyme at play
That's all I need . . . a Bieber moon!
ReplyDeleteOne bad fate
DeleteGet lots of hate
My cat just came back from the moon. He said he didn't see a man up there. Just footprints and a flag. (And a few hundred craters.)
ReplyDeleteCan count to a hundred too
DeleteMy what a smart kitty at your zoo
The famous dog who lives with me
ReplyDeleteWent out to see
A glowing moon
And not too soon
She tells me you're quite some trick
Somewhat like a lunatic...
That is fine
DeleteBy the feline
Crazy as can be
Here at his sea
Some day
ReplyDeletePretty soon
I'll send my Human
To the Moon
But I don't wanna be real dumb
I gotta wait till I grow a thumb
haha yeah those thumbs are hard to come by
DeleteUntil then we can't make them fly
Mona Lisa's smile
ReplyDeleteWill certainly beguile
Leonardo, what a master
But moon landing was a disaster
Mona ended up all alone
On a crater-only zone
No one to keep her company
She felt very lonely
So back on earth she went
And paid very high rent
In a NYC loft with a view
Of the moon in a sky so blue
Such rent
DeleteWould make be vent
More than some make in a year
For one month to peer
Prob cheaper to go to the moon
And live in a sand dune
Sending Mona Lisa to the moon is whack!
ReplyDeleteThose Nasa folks must be on crack!
Must be good stuff too
DeleteAs they've done it with a few
I didn't know that...sounds kinda ridiculous.
ReplyDeleteIn every way
DeleteAny day
But when it comes to digital bucks....
ReplyDeleteThat is fine by me
DeleteAs long as they can be turned to cash at my sea
I know advertisers have been scheming.
ReplyDeleteTo advertise on the moon they have been dreaming.
How demeaning!
That it is
DeleteWith this moon ad biz
monalisa n moon..
ReplyDeletecombo is not bad at all :D
Except waste of dough
DeleteAt any show