Top 10 To Avoid At My Den!

The 24 Hour Rhyme Time Movie-athon

A Post Every Hour Today At My Lawn

Are you exhausted yet? So fun to do by this pet. As one an hour keeps up all day. For Pat's birthday and because picking ten last Monday annoyed me we are having a movie day at my bay. If you are able to comment on every one, may get a little reward under my sun!

In no order at my border and the first that come to mind, it's a Top 10 Movies To Avoid List from my rhyming behind.

MY GOD!

Go kiss a cod.

This thing is abysimal in every way.

Pluck your eyes out before even thinking of watching it at your bay.

Go listen to a dog bark.

This will never hit the mark.

Your mind will go dark,

So much you'll think you're a dog at the dog park.

What can I say?

Plastic nipples on display.

Corny as can be,

Avoid it at your sea.

Crap in every way.

Snipes ego shines through on display.

With that nose piece, triple h, snarling all the way through,

Flush this one down the loo.

Wanted to like,

But a boring hike.

You will snore,

And not want an encore.

Complete garbage in every way.

Never insert it into your tray.

Instead use it as a coaster,

Better yet, shove it in a toaster.

Should have remianed silent too.

For this is an awful view.

You may even need to pop a pill,

Just from this movie's great thrill.

A load of crap.

Kids won't even clap.

They'd rather do a chore,

Proving it's a bore.

Nothing happens at all,

Until the last call.

You watch people drive a train.

It will rot your brain.

Wow! The same name is above,

Tried twice and still no love.

Sucks just as bad.

Anything named Unstoppable is just sad.

Another one down, now now don't frown. Just wait an hour or less than that and a new list will come from the cat. Going for 24 posts in one day. Damn, even I may get all movied out at my bay. Can you keep up with each pass? Sure fun to watch by my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.