The 24 Hour Rhyme Time Movie-athon
A Post Every Hour Today At My Lawn
Are you exhausted yet? So fun to do by this pet. As one an hour keeps up all day. For Pat's birthday and because picking ten last Monday annoyed me we are having a movie day at my bay. If you are able to comment on every one, may get a little reward under my sun!
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In no order at my border and the first that come to mind, it's a Top 10 Movies To Avoid List from my rhyming behind.
MY GOD!
Go kiss a cod.
This thing is abysimal in every way.
Pluck your eyes out before even thinking of watching it at your bay.
Go listen to a dog bark.
This will never hit the mark.
Your mind will go dark,
So much you'll think you're a dog at the dog park.
What can I say?
Plastic nipples on display.
Corny as can be,
Avoid it at your sea.
Crap in every way.
Snipes ego shines through on display.
With that nose piece, triple h, snarling all the way through,
Flush this one down the loo.
Wanted to like,
But a boring hike.
You will snore,
And not want an encore.
Complete garbage in every way.
Never insert it into your tray.
Instead use it as a coaster,
Better yet, shove it in a toaster.
Should have remianed silent too.
For this is an awful view.
You may even need to pop a pill,
Just from this movie's great thrill.
A load of crap.
Kids won't even clap.
They'd rather do a chore,
Proving it's a bore.
Nothing happens at all,
Until the last call.
You watch people drive a train.
It will rot your brain.
Wow! The same name is above,
Tried twice and still no love.
Sucks just as bad.
Anything named Unstoppable is just sad.
Another one down, now now don't frown. Just wait an hour or less than that and a new list will come from the cat. Going for 24 posts in one day. Damn, even I may get all movied out at my bay. Can you keep up with each pass? Sure fun to watch by my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
No.#1
ReplyDeleteHank
Seven in a row
DeleteUnstoppable at my show
1
ReplyDeleteBoth at eight
Deleteisn't it great
but I was the first
On your very first post
At midnight
can't beat that!!! :)
haha you`ll always have that win
DeleteAt my bin
The likely 10 to avoid
ReplyDeleteAccepting your expertise
Justt being a sport
Just stay at ease
Hank
Yeah avoid each an every one
DeleteThey stink up the screen a ton
I haven't seen any of those and have no plans to do so.
ReplyDeleteThat is good
DeleteAs well you should
Are you really spending your birthday doing a blog-athon? Cool! Happy birthday, Pat. Keep enjoying your cats! Thanks for the warning on those movies.
ReplyDeleteYeah that is what I`m doing today
DeleteHere at my bay
But they are all preset
So I can go play with the pet
Silence Hill/always gave me the chills! :-)
ReplyDeleteGreetings from London.
Yep just a stinkin piece of crap
DeleteThat is so scary I want to take a nap
Crappy movies every single one
ReplyDeleteYep indeed
DeleteSo all should take heed
These are all terrifying movies and I think that I'd like to avoid them myself. I've heard good things about the Silent Hill games but I guess I'll still stay away from the films. This is so cool, perfect way to celebrate being 24 without being a bore!
ReplyDeleteAlso I watched Alien vs Predator Reqium at the time of release and it was terrible! Also you're not 24, oops
DeleteYep all are loads o crap
DeleteNever take such a lap
And add 4 years to that
For the age of Pat
Love these movies ~ I don't think I can keep up with the every hour marathon ~
ReplyDeletehaha not many can at my sea
DeleteBut there is a few that so far have done it with glee
I hope unstoppable isn't like it's namesake in a dvd player. Imagine that playing like a broken record.
ReplyDeletehaha that would annoy
DeleteAnd bring no joy
Scary movies...
ReplyDeletesometimes we need
to wake up...
Yeah and toss them in the trash
DeleteAs they just leave a bad rash
ON checking back to see what you reply
ReplyDeleteSome big hairy monster poked me in the eye.
My comment is gone and now it's forgotten
sometimes blogger is just plain rotten.
Hmm I guess blogger had a little upset
DeleteMaybe spam was met
Have to see
Either way your there now at my movie tree
I have not seen any of these
ReplyDeleteso your warning I will take heed!
Good, avoid everyone
DeleteUnder your sun
Now see I liked a few of these. Especially Blade Trinity..I just like looking at the guy who played Vlad, all shirtless and stuff.
ReplyDeleteBlah to that
DeleteBlade 3 was hated by the cat
You're right Cat, these all suck!
ReplyDeleteThat they do
DeleteEvery one in view
Pure crap. Each one!
ReplyDeleteRight on
DeleteAt my lawn
So true, that's why I haven't seen most of them, makes sense that some of them are form the worst sequel list.
ReplyDeleteYeah some are a match
DeleteAs the suck in either batch