A Romp Rat From The Cat!

So the cat is here to cause some fear or at least get an oh dear as you come to peer. Also showing the need for a cat around to maybe thin out the crowd. I think you can guess that for R we go into a rat of a mess.

Oh so cute,

And not at all a brute.

But they might bite,

Still not a bad site.

Then you get two,

Who plan to screw.

And we go down hill,

As they get a thrill.

You get a full cage,

As they unleash their sexual rage.

Rat sex at my sea,

I'll go anywhere as I'm that crazy.

Then comes your stock,

That will make all gawk.

Must be rough to feed,

And a big shovel you will need.

For they leave lots behind,

That does not smell kind.

Will eat your trash though,

Kind of recycling at your show.

But then you won't see the floor,

Maybe not even the door.

So as they go,

You won't even know.

You'll be a hoarder like this guy.

With food prices sky high.

Yes, it is true,

This guy hoards this many at his zoo.

They even grow wings,

And fly over things.

Letting whatever loose,

They feel like from their caboose.

But then they evolve once more,

To Nutria rats at your shore.

They could be rather scary,

And are really hairy.

Then they take over,

Become worse than rover.

This will not do,

Never get two!

Did you enjoy the rat show? Maybe like the Rat King you like the ratty glow. Who gives a rats behind, the cat just had rat pop into his mind. Could it be the cat needs a snack? Either way you get a rat attack. I am all done with my rat sass. Those giant ones still scare my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.