So the cat is here to cause some fear or at least get an oh dear as you come to peer. Also showing the need for a cat around to maybe thin out the crowd. I think you can guess that for R we go into a rat of a mess.
Oh so cute,
And not at all a brute.
But they might bite,
Still not a bad site.
Then you get two,
Who plan to screw.
And we go down hill,
As they get a thrill.
You get a full cage,
As they unleash their sexual rage.
Rat sex at my sea,
I'll go anywhere as I'm that crazy.
Then comes your stock,
That will make all gawk.
Must be rough to feed,
And a big shovel you will need.
For they leave lots behind,
That does not smell kind.
Will eat your trash though,
Kind of recycling at your show.
But then you won't see the floor,
Maybe not even the door.
So as they go,
You won't even know.
You'll be a hoarder like this guy.
With food prices sky high.
Yes, it is true,
This guy hoards this many at his zoo.
They even grow wings,
And fly over things.
Letting whatever loose,
They feel like from their caboose.
But then they evolve once more,
To Nutria rats at your shore.
They could be rather scary,
And are really hairy.
Then they take over,
Become worse than rover.
This will not do,
Never get two!
Did you enjoy the rat show? Maybe like the Rat King you like the ratty glow. Who gives a rats behind, the cat just had rat pop into his mind. Could it be the cat needs a snack? Either way you get a rat attack. I am all done with my rat sass. Those giant ones still scare my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
Loved the last picture best. I'm sure the cat wouldn't let the population be a problem.
ReplyDeleteCongratulations Miranda
DeleteYou are #1
The leader, under the sun
Miranda is #1!! Lets Hear it for the Girls!!
DeleteEnjoy it for another day or two
DeleteAs then Hank will be back in view
Rat sass.....I laughed ......clever
ReplyDeleteDo I want a rat.......Never
I keep cats just for that reason
At the ranch, there is no season
In the barn I keep some food
To attract the cats when in the mood
On rats they get full to the brim
It may not make them very trim
But they enjoy their scrumptious feast
On bloody bones to say the least
Sure they keep them away
DeleteThere at your bay
As they chow down
And make each rat frown
With each strike
Maybe they should also use a treadmill or bike
To get some of that fat off
But I'm sure after their meal they don't scoff
I don't like rats and Never want a friend like Ben!!
ReplyDeleteBut Ben will love you through and through
DeleteAnd make you have a rat zoo
Stopping by to see where you're at
ReplyDeleteand see your rhyming about the rat
I should have brought along some cheeze
gotta go before I sneeze
At least a sneeze
DeleteBeats fleas on your knees
So, the cat has brought some rats
ReplyDeleterat a tat, rat a tat goes the beat
have to admit rats scare me at your flat
would rather have them on the street
and not in between my sheets
good you have a cat as they are clever
will catch those rats that roam on your mat
PS - now, see what you have done rats have invaded my day..
have a good one at your bay..
Rats invading your day
DeleteThanks to my bay
Oh what fun
Under my sun
The cats will keep them away
We aren't prissy at our bay
I read rather quickly today
ReplyDeleterats creep me out, I'd say
don't wish them to invade my day
Sure the dogs at your lair
DeleteWill leave them with a scare
Nutria rats look like beavers without the paddle tail
ReplyDeleteThey don't look as scary as the others that cause a wail.
Still, so germy they all seem
as they crawl through the wall seams.
haha.
And what? No rat burger in view?
That is just not like you!
Yeah they don't look to scary at all
DeleteBut still prob germy at each hall
Which curls my ocd
And the rat burger has been done by me
Once or twice
So I avoided such a price
ew, ick, yuck, horrid. Increase the cat population, quickly, rats are so gross to me (unless it's Splinter...he can't help being a rat, you know ;) ).
ReplyDeletehaha Splinter is the best rat
DeleteHe would be left alone by this cat
woah that escalated quickly. I wanted a rat when I was younger but my mum got me a hamster instead....i finally stopped having them after i had around 15
ReplyDeleteWow Hamster lady you were
DeleteWith all that hamster fur
Yes, having male and female rats together is not the best idea, but they do make cute pets.
ReplyDeleteThat they can indeed
DeleteJust don't breed
Have you seen the movie "Ben"?
ReplyDeleteHe had thousands of rats at his Den
My cat Ruby has killed three mice in the last year
That qualifies her a serial killer so she better get in gear
haha a serial killer
DeleteSure must thrill her
No rats around here
Bugs are just killed by my rhyming rear
It's Saturday, I have to run
DeleteLots of errands to be done
Lurking here is much more fun
Laughing at you guys and cat's bun
Hahaha...I'm off.
haha enjoy your day
DeleteAt your bay
As you go to and fro
Always on the go
You can get two as long you don't have a lazy cat
ReplyDeleteso many these days won't chase a rat.
That is very true
DeleteNone of the ones will at the other zoo
Oh my gosh--the picture of that kid--I'm still shaking inside. lol
ReplyDeleteLOL he seems quite happy though
DeleteBut yeah may scare many with such a show
Ugh!!!! I dont like rats but the las picture is really funny!!
ReplyDeleteanyway you always have the most terribles pictures I have seen!
haha at least I can keep you on your toes
DeleteWait until Z comes, that will really cause woes
Some rats, they did tarry
ReplyDeletewhile sailing the seas.
A plague they did carry
and were helped by some fleas.
Nasty indeed
DeleteAs they eat your feed
And the ship
Around each trip
This was a very scary read
ReplyDeleteas I so detest rats feeding
anything, so I will fly quickly now
even though there is a bit of snow
in the ground, alas spring is afar ~
Keep the snow your way
DeleteDon't send it to my bay
And yeah they can scare
At any lair
Oh, my gosh, those photos,yikes, now that is truly gross.
ReplyDeleteLucy from Lucy's Reality
haha grossed you out
DeleteFun to hear such a shout
Recently I was thinking it wouldn't be too bad to own a rat. After seeing this I think I was wrong, yikes is the only word that properly sums up how I feel seeing this Pat haha.
ReplyDeletehaha yikes is a good word
DeleteAs that many rats is absurd
Those finicky rats what do you do?
ReplyDeleteEspecially troubling is seeing rats screw.
You never know...rat porn might sell,
but not underage rats or you'll end up in jail.
One thing's for sure, a rats word ain't worth spit,
as shown in your post, they're all full of shit.
Trusting the cat would make much more sense
he's the security guard, always on the defense.
But, watch out for the Nutria, he has a bad rap. This
large wetland rodent could even beat up the cat!
Jennifer a.k.a Urban Gypsy Girl
Have to hire a dog
DeleteTo take out such a huge rat hog
Then the cat would take down
The others with a frown
Who are so full of shit
And out their bones he'd spit
But you never know
Rat porn some may find a fun show
Love it! But you knew I would ;)
ReplyDeleteI have 4 rats right now and they are the best little pets. Nutria are some very big rodents and so are Gambian Pouched rats and lets not forget the Capybara- the biggest rodent in the world.
Dark Thoughts Blog
Yeah knew you would indeed
DeleteAnd the Capybara is scary indeed
oh my goodness...the pics gave me goosebumps....we lived in an old farmhouse once and i had my fair share of rats and mice there...enough for the rest of my life....ugh...
ReplyDeletehaha never again
DeleteI take it at your den
Such a scary sight in any light
ReplyDeleteThat they can be
DeleteTo many
Even though the rodents are not liked by me
ReplyDeleteI am glad to find they're shown at your sea.
The last picture seems to be a version of hell
For cats who don't do what their masters tell.
Yeah that is sure a version of hell
DeleteFor a cat to dwell
What's that kid doing there with all those rats? Where are his parents?!!?
ReplyDeleteProb taking the picture I suppose
DeleteAs the rats go around his toes
That was rather scary, but the rats seemed quite merry. Even the cat at the end seemed to see that rat as a friend.
ReplyDeleteI think the cat was drugged or paid
DeleteFor such a thing to be played
No, no, no. rats, mice, vermin are NOT my favourite.
ReplyDeleteSo what you mean
DeleteIs No at my scene?
Hi! Pat Hatt, Miss Priss, and Where is the cat?
ReplyDeleteafter viewing all Of these rats here at your mat!
I decided that I couldn't take it any more as I viewed rats galore...intimate ones, gray ones, white ones, big ones and small ones here at your shore!
OMG! these rats are taking over the map... Will someone call an exterminator or build a bigger mouse trap!!!!
I fear that I can't take much... MORE!!!
Now, please excuse me as I run out your... DOOR!!!!
Ha!ha!
deedee :)
The rats scare you
DeleteSo fun to come due
Here at my zoo
I could have shown rumps in view haha
I really really don't like rats.
ReplyDeleteYou are not alone
DeleteWith such a tone
grossed out
ReplyDeletewithout a doubt
www.wearinglemon.blogspot.com
haha fun to hear
DeleteTo my rear
This makes me miss my days in the lab. So here's a story I shouldn't tell. Now understand that in order to study what goes on inside a rat, one must kill the rat and sometimes you don't use lethal overdoses because they interfere with the active protein you want to study. There's two ways to kill the rat then. One is to do a live decapitation using a guillotine. very bloody and messy as you can imagine, but it was my preferred method. Other people used the "stunning" method. For this, you grab the rat by the tale and slam it's head into a table and he dies pretty darn quick. So here's my story.
ReplyDeleteWe have these undergrads come in to interview for the Ph.D. program and take them around to see what the real world of research is like. So I take a group into this lab that using the stunning procedure. It's summer and the windows are open. This bloke grabs the rat by the tail, goes to slam it's head into the table and the tail of the rat breaks off. The rest of the rat goes sailing out an open window. Jaysus the look of horror on those faces! We're four floors up and the rat survives the fall and runs off. So really the story had a happy ending, except that lab rats don't know how to survive in the wild so the little bugger likely died of starvation days later.
I miss my job.
haha wow that is one strong rat
DeletePoor guy prob got eaten by a cat
But at least it beats getting stunned
Or off with its head and shunned haha
Actually miss work?
That must have been a perk
I miss being a part of a group of people who are like me the most. Learning something brand new all the time was a real high as well. I don't miss the hours though.
DeleteHey, I like your new banner. Who is the bald guy in the back?
Yeah I can see that
DeleteThe hours are the worst part to the cat
Of any job at all
Plus having to go to fro certain times to the work hall
And the bald guy is poor Drazin back there
As he gives his bobblehead glowing eye stare
Watched your pics
ReplyDeletewith closed eyes
R for rats-
why I'm not surprised?
Disney's cartoon
at least
made each of them
the artist
Yeah Disney ones are great
DeleteCan talk at any rate
Not only will I not get two, I won't even get one.
ReplyDeleteAre we following each other, Pat? At this point I have no idea...
I agree
DeleteWith thee
And hmm have to check
Here at my deck
I don't think I could love a rat like my cats, but who knows. I don't think they're gross or horrible. In fact, I think they're kind of cool. Although with all that sexual energy, they should get a room or a entire hotel. :) :)
ReplyDeleteYeah they sure need their own island or something
DeleteTo have a fling ring
We used to have 3 blind mice here!
ReplyDeletehaha bet they were eaten
DeleteAnd surely beaten
Those pictures of rats I hate to see,
ReplyDeleteFor here in the islands afraid of them I be.
They scurry around from tree to tree,
If I could I would drown them all in the sea.
haha how violent of you
DeleteBut can't say I'd disagree at my zoo
If that many were around
Need to get a rabbit hound
I have a cat, I got permission, to get her for the mission, of keeping away from us, rats.
ReplyDeleteThere you go
DeleteNow no rats will show
I was reading about rat kings, a few days ago, supposedly it is when a group of rats tails get stuck together due to excrement, blood and dirt, supposedly it is a sign of bad luck. Not that you need a reason to be disturbed by ten rats stuck together at the tail by their own filth.
ReplyDeleteNice post, the rapid increase in rats reminds me of that animation about the rats worse enemy...the cat. It was called 'The Cat comes back' about a man plagued by a cat...that comes back. It is on Yt.
Knew about the cat came back
DeleteHere at my shack
But not about the tails tied together
That would be nasty in any weather
I loved the movie King Rat. Jim just told me he loved it too!
ReplyDeleteNeither of us had any idea we had this great love of King Rat in common. Very Awesome entry Pat, even if I must flip my alphabet on Monday and start with R. xox jean
Yeah went out of order at your shore
DeleteBut oh well you can still explore
And King Rat
Never saw that
Nightmare city! Holy cow that is a lot of rats! What a fun romp though. You have such a way with words!
ReplyDeletetm
I have a away
DeleteMay not always lead to a nice display haha
HAHAHA, love this post. But some of those images were totally gross!
ReplyDeleteMy cats are often bringing in rodents of varying descriptions, and I often rescue them while they're still alive. If they're too big I just leave 'em alone though. I only rescue the babies/teens :)
That they are
DeleteNear and far
And mine stay indoors
Here at our shores
So thankfully no gifts like that
For Pat from the cat
That being said, pigeon isn't too bad for eating.
ReplyDeleteHmmm I'll take your word for it
DeleteNot going to try it one bit
ICK ICK ICK
ReplyDeleteI think these pikchurs is fascinating but the Human says they turn hur stomick (ick ick ick) so she wouldn't even let me finish reading! Pfft!
haha the human is so mean
DeleteIt is just a rat scene
Need to pitch them all in the sea
ReplyDeleteBut some cam swim
DeleteThen they may come after you and things could get grim
A fun tale is never stale even when the photos ail. All those rats, they made me shiver, need some booze to quell my liver.
ReplyDeleteVR Barkowski
haha booze may screw up your liver though
DeleteAnd make much in the loo show
R is for rodent. May the cat eat well tonight!
ReplyDeleteThe cat sure will
DeleteGet his fill
Where did you dig up those pics? Funny and gross.
ReplyDeleteP.S. I like the new header.
Glad you like
DeleteAnd yeah fear could strike
"Did you enjoy the rat show?"
ReplyDeleteMy answer- Hell No!
Well at least you tell the truth
DeleteHere at my booth
You succeeded in giving me the hee bee gee bees! I'm running as fast as I can from this post! LOL!!!
ReplyDeleteLOL just watch where you go
DeleteDon't want an injury to show