Where to begin with this third person talking nut who has forever plagued my hut? Ever since the cat and Pat tried to get across the border we've had to deal with his short bus order. He has had weird clones and gave off plenty of cat slipper groans. Of course many may not know. So for D Drazin comes back to my show.
He started out at another sea,
Before he came to bother me.
Just look at that mug.
Doesn't he look like a thug?
So then he came,
Talking his third person game.
With a rather annoying claim,
That he was a God of fame.
The Great God Duke Drazin,
With the mind of a raisin,
Came after us time and time again,
Even beating on Tarsier Man at our den.
Then through some sort of weird pass,
He was on the side of my little rhyming ass.
I guess Island of the Gawker did that,
With Glitch of a Witch also at our mat.
He even has an incarnation in the novels of Pat,
Which brings shame to the cat.
Although not as much as this,
For now he truly is a God you can't miss.
That is right!
Drazin gets to see the children's book light.
He gets to share it with a mutt,
Who likes to sniff a butt.
This incarnation is really mean though.
He tosses gods to and fro.
Will he win in the end?
I guess you'll have to wait until The Divine Shrine comes around my bend.
Now without further adieu, the nut can come bore all of you.
"Drazin is glad you finally shut up, fleabag. All of this rhyming crap has Drazin ready to make you and that other fleabag into slippers once again. But Drazin is proven to be a god with your next book. So Drazin will let you be, although Drazin expects a royality. Damn, Drazin is now rhyming which Drazin hates. So off Drazin will go until Drazin is needed for further dates."
Now isn't he fun?
Saying his name by the ton.
Now all know,
Drazin and his red eyed glow.
The mook has been here a while so I thought for D I'd turn it to his dial. Plus got to plug a new book that will soon be coming to my nook. It stars a mook and a mutt. Almost drives me to sniff a butt. I also had to hold back the sass from Cass or this would have been a huge post from my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
Before he came to bother me.
Just look at that mug.
Doesn't he look like a thug?
So then he came,
Talking his third person game.
With a rather annoying claim,
That he was a God of fame.
The Great God Duke Drazin,
With the mind of a raisin,
Came after us time and time again,
Even beating on Tarsier Man at our den.
He was on the side of my little rhyming ass.
I guess Island of the Gawker did that,
With Glitch of a Witch also at our mat.
He even has an incarnation in the novels of Pat,
Which brings shame to the cat.
Although not as much as this,
For now he truly is a God you can't miss.
That is right!
Drazin gets to see the children's book light.
He gets to share it with a mutt,
Who likes to sniff a butt.
This incarnation is really mean though.
He tosses gods to and fro.
Will he win in the end?
I guess you'll have to wait until The Divine Shrine comes around my bend.
Now without further adieu, the nut can come bore all of you.
"Drazin is glad you finally shut up, fleabag. All of this rhyming crap has Drazin ready to make you and that other fleabag into slippers once again. But Drazin is proven to be a god with your next book. So Drazin will let you be, although Drazin expects a royality. Damn, Drazin is now rhyming which Drazin hates. So off Drazin will go until Drazin is needed for further dates."
Now isn't he fun?
Saying his name by the ton.
Now all know,
Drazin and his red eyed glow.
The mook has been here a while so I thought for D I'd turn it to his dial. Plus got to plug a new book that will soon be coming to my nook. It stars a mook and a mutt. Almost drives me to sniff a butt. I also had to hold back the sass from Cass or this would have been a huge post from my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
No.#1
ReplyDeleteHank
Back on top
DeleteAfter a one day drop
Of course Hank would be here today, Drazin sounds like he needs to be locked up.
ReplyDeleteThat he does
DeleteWith his third person buzz
drazin with the brain of the size of a raisin...hihi I love your rhyming skills!
ReplyDeleteCan rhyme most anything at my sea
DeleteEven Drazin who thinks he's oh so scary
So Drazin dares
ReplyDeleteto visit your lair
with his first person
glare.
With his shiny head
he fills all with dread,
to hit Tarsier Man
with the back of his hand.
Bring back Tarsier Man
I say to thee
for he gave one and all
so much glee.
Another book Cat and so soon after the other. You are definitely not resting your hand.
While this one I'm sitting on
DeleteUntil next month at my lawn
And maybe for T
Tarsier Man will come to my sea
So Where is Drazen Today
ReplyDeleteHas he gone on his Way
Or decided to stay
And wreak havoc at your bay.
LOL.... I rhyme like a 2 year old.
Terry
DeleteOh my goodness I do say
I love your rhyming here today
Infectious, ain't it.
LOL
haha a two year old rhyme
DeleteIsn't a crime
Beats a mime
And yeah Drazin is off somewhere thinking he's in his prime
Hi! Pat Hatt, Miss Priss, and The Cat...
ReplyDeleteI see that [evil-doer] Drazin, has returned to your Mat...
Now, I see with a new book that he think he will score....
I say grab him by the seat Of his pants and show him the door!...Ha!ha!
Before he wreak more havoc and do more wicked things here on your shore...
deedee :)
[postscript:As you well know me and Drazin, have "butted" heads here before on your shore!
DeleteTherefore, it's obvious that I don't think that he is swell, but I really do hope that his new book do well...Ha!ha!]
Drazin will come
DeleteAnd make all glum
As his name flies
And he stares you down with his glowing eyes
That is one scary picture! Those eyes will haunt me.
ReplyDeletehaha yeah haunt they can indeed
DeleteAt any feed
There are many things of fond
ReplyDeleteGoing on beyond my pond
Things intrepid, things of cool
Subjects kids don't learn in school
Like Drazin with his gleaming eyes
Just one look, your courage flys
Drazin, now, can even rhyme
Proves he's better with his time
When Drazin comes, he'll fight some evil
Just like the mighty Evil Knievel
Drazin does fight some evil I suppose
DeleteMouthing off as away he goes
If the damn arm was good
Would sure see him more in my hood
With a story as it unfolds
But with the arm that has holds
This is no one I would like to meet!
ReplyDeleteYeah no meet and greet
DeleteIn some dark street
welcome back drazin, maybe the third person could be cures by a lozenge, like a cough, only turn your head when you do, his golden statue actually looks kinda cool...like you, with yet another book at your zoo.
ReplyDeleteYou just never know
DeleteWhat a third person flow
Can do at ones show
And yeah continuing my book flow
Drazin made a comeback
ReplyDeleteThere's no turning back
Ok, brain of a raisin
Or just as a has-been
In with a red eye glow
Back at your show!
Hank
Those eyes sure glow
DeleteBut we really know
He's a dunce indeed
Has been at my feed
If you could keep the Drazin
ReplyDeleteas a statue high -
you would light up a room
with his glowing eyes...
nobody even guess about
his raisin brain
as well as his cruel temper
insane
Yeah that would sure glow
DeleteAnd maybe get me some dough
With all that gold
And now no one needs to guess as they've been told
How exciting. Drazin definitely deserves his own tale. Did he just beat up a room full of angels? Or are those Roman soldiers? Either way - totally badass.
ReplyDeleteYeah he goes all badass
DeleteWhen his freedom comes to pass
At olympus's shore
Where he gives a godly roar
And crushes Zeus and the rest
At their godly nest
Drazin looks like a scary dude,
ReplyDeleteand displays plenty of 'tude.
Not sure I see him in a children's book,
they seem more like something he might cook.
His eyes all glowing and scary and mean,
Give me the creeps here at the scene.
I might have to give him a very wide berth,
and hope that he never really comes to this earth.
Yeah that is a good plan
DeleteFor of many he isn't a fan
And is always quite mean
Making a third person yapping scene
So best to steer clear
Instead hide behind my little rhyming rear
Best of luck with your Drazin book!
ReplyDeleteI hope a lot of people take a look!
We shall see
DeleteWhat comes at my tree
Another book coming out ~ Goodness those eyes are scary and piercing ~
ReplyDeleteCheers ~
That they are
DeleteNear and far
I think you're talking about me -- the mind of a raisin.
ReplyDeleteAwesome rhymes.
haha sure yours is bigger than his
DeleteWith his third person yapping biz
Staring a monk and a mutttttt. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...
ReplyDeleteHaha got you thinking
DeleteHope it did not result in tons of blinking
Drazin is full of bling :)
ReplyDeleteLook forward to the rest of your challenge posts!
Damyanti @Daily(w)rite
Co-host, A to Z Challenge 2013
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Not sure it is bling
DeleteBut he is full of something
I wouldn't want to meet him in a dark alley
ReplyDeleteNope sure would not
DeleteHe'd scare a whole lot
And I've even heard of Drazin!
ReplyDeletehaha yeah you've been around a while
DeleteSo have seen him go the rhyming mile
Okay. Now I'm going to have nightmares seeing Drazin's glowing eyeballs in my sleep!
ReplyDeletehaha sorry for that
DeleteBut in candyland he did make you go splat haha
I have to say that Drazin is one evil looking and scary bugger that in a million years I wouldn't dream messing with haha. Hell will be raised and knees will be grazed when Drazin makes his play today at your bay.
ReplyDeleteYeah he thinks he is not to be messed with indeed
DeleteBut we still go at him at our feed
Dear Pat, I've seen your comments on Elisa's blog often and tried to learn about what books you were writing. I purchased two of your children's books as Christmas gifts for my two great-great nephews who are eight. They so enjoyed them. Thank you for sharing your creativity with us. Peace.
ReplyDeleteThanks a ton
DeleteAnd glad they enjoyed them when given a run
And thanks for stopping by
Under my sky
Your Drazin is not how I pictured god, he seems to be a bit of a clod. But I wish you well, so I'll give him a nod.
ReplyDelete:o)
Well he is not the god, just a god
DeleteWith the mind of a cod
Wow, so prolific you are
ReplyDeleteYou will surely be a star
Hope all your books go far!
Yeah another one
DeleteSure is fun
Drazin looks like a scary crook. I wouldn't want to find him at my nook. Congrats on another new book :)
ReplyDeleteOne might surely want to run away
DeleteWith Drazin on display
He looks like our computer guy,
ReplyDeleteWho changed out photos to a place we can't find
And everything mucked up,
For me such a luddite
Oh computer woes
DeleteThey can curl anyones toes
Do you think raisins discuss currant affairs?
ReplyDeleteYour Drazin amazin
Yes I'm one who cares!
Hmm you never know
DeleteThe could at their show
And you care
He'll like that with his glare
Wishing you every success with your new book, Pat!
ReplyDeleteWe shall see
DeleteWhen it comes out next month from me
Drazin may have the brain of a raisn, but I bet all the guys would like to be built like he is.
ReplyDeletehaha yeah that is true
DeleteMany would like his stature to come due
Maybe he is one of the California Raisins...at least I heard that theough the grape vine!
ReplyDeletehaha look at you
DeleteGoing all reference today at my zoo
We widdle in his general direction!
ReplyDeleteMay give him an erection
DeleteWith such a detection
Good luck with Drazin!
ReplyDeleteMay need lots of luck
DeleteWith such a schmuck
i just hope he did his math homework ya know...smiles
ReplyDeleteProbably not
DeleteAs he suffers from brain rot
orlin N cassie...
ReplyDeletepleez ta tell yur dad sniffin buttz iz wear itz at....
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if mor N one cat
iz at yur bay
a butt sniff will happen
most everee day
itz R way oh gettin
conversation ta start
long az de other cat
doeznt toot a big fart
=^..^=
Well we barely sniff each others butt
DeleteThink we know now at our hut
The smell that comes from both
Unless or course a toot heads south with its stinky growth
This is my first introduction to Drazin
ReplyDeleteHe looks quite brazen
He tries to be
DeleteBut is taken down a peg or ten by Cassie
Say, didn't dinosaurs have brains the size of a walnut? So these creatures could be on equal footing?
ReplyDeleteHmm I suppose they could
DeleteBoth almost as dumb as wood
Interesting fellow for sure.
ReplyDeleteOne way to put it
DeleteAs he lets his third person self spit
I come from the school of thought that you can't tell who's a thug just by looking at them. I still stand by that...but coming across anyone with glowing eyes like that would freak me out, thug or no thug!
ReplyDeleteYeah that is true
DeleteBut with glowing eyes in view
He is sure one to run from
As he beats his so called godly drum
Hi Y'all!
ReplyDeleteHe is so scary that I think I'll stay wary...
Y'all come by now,
Hawk aka BrownDog
Sure right to stay away
DeleteAnd avoid his scary display
What kind of powers does he have
ReplyDeleteThat makes Drazin so bad?
It looks like he released a stink bomb
that made everyone around him drop dead on the lawn.
hahaha well I stink bomb can work too
DeleteHe has the power of yapping is about all we've seen at our zoo
Eek, Darzin's got some creepy glowing eyes. I'm not sure about his mutt either. haha.
ReplyDeleteThanks again for sharing. Fun illustrations to go along too. :)
Yeah he can be a creep
DeleteAs he gazes quite deep
What's going on over here? Did you change the scene again? Am I going insane?
ReplyDeleteI'm just stopping by to say hello. I'm glad Drazin is getting his own book...and a shrine? Good golly!!
Yeah always a Drazin fan
DeleteYou like that so called man
And changed that a while ago
Just to blind people at my show haha
Drazin with eyes blazing
ReplyDeleteseems he will be misbehavin'
statue of gold, sort of bold
waiting to see how this story unfolds
at your zoo, anything could be true
dogs gone nuts sniffin butts..
a new book for the nook
hope everyone gets hooked..
wishing you success at your sea...
Yeah gold is a bit over the top
DeleteGuess he doesn't want his ego to flop
And who knows
How the book flows
Great to see you razin' Drazin,
ReplyDeletea "D" to be reckoned with for sure.
What a spooky guy with those glowing eyes.
He makes for quite a lure.
~VR Barkowski
That he does
DeleteAnd throw in that third person buzz
He becomes quite the loon
At our sand dune
That Drazin doesn't look like a very nice fellow, and his eyes are rather sinister too. We'll stay under the bed while he's around.
ReplyDeletehaha good place to hide away
DeleteFrom his freaky eye display
On Season One of 24
ReplyDeleteIt's really quite amazin'!
(Just wait--yes, there is some more)
The villain's name was Victor Drazen!
haha and that would be
DeleteWhere I got the name from at my sea
He looks scary! I'd definitely be wary.
ReplyDeleteI would too
DeleteWith him in my view
Well as long as you aren't sniffing his butt it should be ok right?
ReplyDeleteThat is true
DeleteNo butt sniffing his gazoo
He sure looks mean, Pat. But I'm sure that's because he's butt-slapped at his zoo by the Missus.
ReplyDeleteNot sure he has a female around
DeleteOne day may she could be found