So the other day, yes day, not night at my bay, we were going about the floor as I was pestering Cassie and Pat at our shore. Then I was through and a nap had to come due. I so wish I had stayed on the couch and never noticed Cassie's wagging tail as she peered out the window in a crouch.
There I was about to have a snooze,
When Cassie ducked down like she had gotten in the booze.
She gave a little growl,
So once more I went on the prowl.
I climbed the cat tower,
Being my usual meower.
I talk no matter where I go,
That you should already know.
So I grabbed the curtain and pulled it back,
Trying to find what caused Cassie's growling attack.
A car? A bird?
She wouldn't say a word.
She just gave another growl,
That is when I heard a howl.
My ears perked up,
And my eyes expected to see a yappy pup.
Oh how I wished for dog drool,
Even the rear end of a mule.
Instead I got a blinding sight,
Something that shouldn't be seen even in the night.
A bare naked ass,
And all the other features of a human lass.
What is wrong with that you say?
Even if I am snip snip at my bay?
The car I mentioned before,
Would probably have an easier time fitting through the door.
My head began to bob,
I could not believe the sight of such a blob.
If she didn't move around,
You'd think nothing in the window was found.
Yeah she took up that much space.
She could run her own three legged race.
And as I stared at this wall,
I can tell you no nude sun bathing was done at her hall.
So much junk in that trunk,
That she'd scare gay a monk.
Now my eyes are forever burned,
And one thing I sure have learned.
Cassie is a pervert,
And that lass would need extra large sheets if she was ever to convert.
One for each bun,
As she could block out the sun.
Cause an earthquake if she tried to run,
Alright, now I am done.
You want to be the size of a house or the size of a mouse, fine by me as it is your choice at your sea. But for the love of God, pulls the curtains so no one can see that thing you call a bod. Such is the life of crummy apartment dwelling. I hope I didn't scar you with my retelling. Maybe next time I'll get a picture of the lass so all can live in the misery that has come to pass for my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
There I was about to have a snooze,
When Cassie ducked down like she had gotten in the booze.
She gave a little growl,
So once more I went on the prowl.
I climbed the cat tower,
Being my usual meower.
I talk no matter where I go,
That you should already know.
So I grabbed the curtain and pulled it back,
Trying to find what caused Cassie's growling attack.
A car? A bird?
She wouldn't say a word.
She just gave another growl,
That is when I heard a howl.
My ears perked up,
And my eyes expected to see a yappy pup.
Oh how I wished for dog drool,
Even the rear end of a mule.
Instead I got a blinding sight,
Something that shouldn't be seen even in the night.
A bare naked ass,
And all the other features of a human lass.
What is wrong with that you say?
Even if I am snip snip at my bay?
The car I mentioned before,
Would probably have an easier time fitting through the door.
My head began to bob,
I could not believe the sight of such a blob.
If she didn't move around,
You'd think nothing in the window was found.
Yeah she took up that much space.
She could run her own three legged race.
And as I stared at this wall,
I can tell you no nude sun bathing was done at her hall.
So much junk in that trunk,
That she'd scare gay a monk.
Now my eyes are forever burned,
And one thing I sure have learned.
Cassie is a pervert,
And that lass would need extra large sheets if she was ever to convert.
One for each bun,
As she could block out the sun.
Cause an earthquake if she tried to run,
Alright, now I am done.
You want to be the size of a house or the size of a mouse, fine by me as it is your choice at your sea. But for the love of God, pulls the curtains so no one can see that thing you call a bod. Such is the life of crummy apartment dwelling. I hope I didn't scar you with my retelling. Maybe next time I'll get a picture of the lass so all can live in the misery that has come to pass for my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
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ReplyDeleteHank
Four
DeleteAs you take the first tour
If one cares for a snooze
ReplyDeleteGet it done or one will lose
Others will get one's attention
Naked lass is a big distraction
May not happen everyday of course
But when it does the cause is lost
Hank
Yeah such a fright
DeleteYou will never sleep good at night
So avoid one should
There in their hood
Why is it those who like to wear the least amount of clothing are the people who really shouldn't do so? That's why I don't like going to the beach.
ReplyDeleteI'm sorry but I'm shy and cover up like a normal guy!
Deletehaha yeah that always seems to be the way
DeleteMaybe it's because enough clothing to cover them up cost too much at their bay?
Covering up is fine
But not for the feline
oh man, you might get in trouble for this one...haha..
ReplyDeletescare a gay a monk...snort....ha...extra large sheets if she converts...ha...oh my...
hahaha those just popped in
DeleteAs away I went at my bin
Not afraid though
Will say anything at my show
I like big butts and I can not lie
ReplyDeleteYou other brothers can't deny... you should have contact sir mix-a-lot
If he likes that big of a butt
DeleteHe has to be a butt sniffing mutt
Like my Dad always says, "If you tell her to haul ass, she's gonna have to make two trips".
ReplyDeleteJust Keepin it Real
DeleteHahaha Never heard this before
Made me laugh
LOL first time I heard that one too
DeleteAnd sadly very true
Good Morning,
ReplyDeleteOuch I think you should have stayed on the couch
climbing that tower can sometimes turn sour
for one never knows what one will see
when they take a peek, or play hide and seek
perhaps, she didn't realize all was in view
I have no problem with one being nude
but, please pull the curtains when you do
I guess you won't go seeking anytime soon
better to stay on the couch and snooze..
Have a good day at your bay, maybe take a nap you silly cat...
Yeah one wants to be nude
DeleteGo ahead, it isn't rude
Just save my eyes the plight
Pull the curtains and stay out of sight
Especially when that big
I'll have a nap after in the litter I dig
Unless her sheets
ReplyDeletewere stood on by big feets
the smallest breeze
might make you scream PLEASE!
Prob lose my voice
DeleteAnd would never rejoice
That was clever of the cat
ReplyDeleteTo sit around and chew the fat
Too much flesh, I agree
Sends some men on a spree
With most women it's a biggie
They all want to look like twiggie
If you don't then please take cover
Or you'll never have a lover
Oh the twiggie crap is nasty too
DeleteAs you can see right through
Pffft to that
Says the Pat and cat
But when so large
As in a barge
One needs not trot in the window
When nude at one show haha
Hope that was just a dream
ReplyDeleteSadly it was not
DeleteWish it was a robot
Ha ha this was a good way to start my day
ReplyDeletereading comings and goings at your bay.
Not a sight that was a good start for me
DeleteRather have a flea
I"m with Alex...
ReplyDeleteHave to agree
DeleteWith him and thee
The sheets and monk remark was very good
ReplyDeleteFun what pops in
DeleteEven if it is a sin
What you happen to see
ReplyDeleteBefore you drift off to dream
They claim is key to your fantasy.
Lucy Lucy's Reality
I only wish it was a dream
DeleteHere at my stream
Please no pictures here at this site,
ReplyDeleteYour descriptions alone give me a fright.
Some people have no sense at all
They do't even think that seeing their stuff might give someone
a fall.
Yeah of sense she had none
DeleteWith her nude run
And don't worry about a pic
I think just looking at it my camera would get sick
Ugg, not a sight that brings any delight
ReplyDeleteNot at all
DeleteAt any hall
When I lived in an apartment I used to see stuff like this as well. I had a neighbor who was so fat she was literally handicapped. As in, she had a handicapped sticker on her car, drove around in a little scooter, etc. So imagine seeing THAT change when her blinds weren't closed. Ugh.
ReplyDeletehahaha yeah after my sight
DeleteNo need to imagine such a plight
Need to go reach
For the bleach
Hate crummy apts and their sights
An the sounds of nights lol
This make me laugh Pat!:)
ReplyDeletehaha did not make me laugh on bit
DeleteWhen I saw such scary shit haha
Weight was never an issue for me until I got sick... then I looked worse than Twiggy. Now that I am well, I have gained most of my weight back.
ReplyDeleteYeah you could see through Pat
DeleteAt our mat
Orlin and Cassie the voyeurs! Who'da'thunk-it??? :)
ReplyDeleteWe stayed at a hotel on Wall Street once that was so ridiculous. It was huge, and the apartment building directly across from it was huge too. All windows on both. I just knew there were telescopes over there. It gave me the creepies. It still does when I think about it. I hated that hotel.
They may have DRs. avail. for assisting your cats w/their peeping Tom and Tomette problems. It's worth considering. ;)
Yeah who knew
DeleteHere at our zoo
hahaha the pervs probably loved their place
As they could embrace
Cassie needs such a guy
As she is a perv under our sky
Please do not torture us with pictures of that lass! I cringe just thinking about it!
ReplyDeletehaha could torture all
DeleteNot just me at my hall
Gee, I usually just see birds and squirrels outside my window!
ReplyDeleteLucky you
DeleteWhat we saw was ewww
Looks like cassie scared you
ReplyDeleteforever for good!
if you recover from it anyway,
say...
stay away from the window!
Yes I will avoid the window
DeleteDon't need another show
This is one post that certainly does NOT need a photo to accompany it.
ReplyDeletehaha maybe one day
DeleteBut then all would go blind at their bay
To fat, to skinny, just right?
ReplyDeleteThat was the question yesterday, not night.
I guess beauty is in the "eye" of the beholder,
thin, medium or great big and bolder!!!
Yeah to each their own
DeleteJust leave my eyes alone
Very funny, Pat!
ReplyDeleteScary sight where you're all at!!!!
Scary indeed
DeleteHere at my feed
So thankful to live in a house
ReplyDeleteEven with the occasional mouse
Better not to see
What has been seen by thee
Yes not a sight you want to see
DeleteRather see a money in a tree
orlin N cassie...
ReplyDeletetrust me...ya sur dont wanna see me momz azz either...eye dunno how big it iz, dunno how small it iz...all eye can say for sure iz...eye feel sorree for de toy let lid ...coz it haz ta look at her azz.... everee time her...stands up !!
tuna
hahahaha poor toilet lid gets all the flack
DeleteFrom a big arse attack
that's why toilets don't have eyes
DeleteI would surmise.
hahahaha.
haha yeah they'd go blind
DeleteFrom every behind
Glad there were no illustrations or photos or diagrams.
ReplyDeletehaha guess not drawing is a good thing
DeleteFor once at my wing
do dogs and cats get along?
ReplyDeletewho's right and who's wrong
They can get along
DeleteBut they all hate donkey kong
Tower and meower might be one of the last things that you've never rhymed before Pat, love this post man, I guess that was the plan?
ReplyDeleteYeah first time I used that
DeleteAnd scary sight at my mat
Well, that'll teach you for peeking, lol. My bum is as wide as a house too; I keep windows, doors and everything else closed whenever I undress. Its wide enough, and white enough to scare little children and old men.
ReplyDelete......dhole
haha sure it isn't that size
DeleteShe was scary enough to block out the skies haha
My oh my, in the middle of the day?
ReplyDeleteWith the curtains open, and a nude display?
Scary sight I would agree
Sorry your eyes had to see such misery!
hahaha.
haha yeah misery was there
DeleteAs I went blind from her in no underwear
Good thing she didn't see you gawk
ReplyDeleteor she might have taken a walk
right to your door to knock
and ask you undo the lock!
HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA. HEE.
hahaha blah to that
DeleteWould squash Pat
Already screwed up enough
No need for her in the buff
One wonders how she sees herself
ReplyDeleteAs wide, or narrow? A whale or elf?
Cuz if she were an honest lass
She'd close the curtains
And start a lifelong fast.
xoRobyn
Must think she is grand
DeleteIn her imaginary land
As she flaunts away
With her open display
So many talks!
ReplyDeleteThis "lady" probably
having hiccups...
Wish she would have had those
DeleteAnd stayed away avoiding eye woes
I live in an apartment too. I saw a grandmotherly woman come out of her apartment last month to shut her screen door...no problem except for the fact that she only wore a shirt...no pants.
ReplyDeletehahaha not something I'd want to see
DeleteSo many are creepy
Something weird is going on in your crib, for sure. Hate apartment living, glad I live more rural, but the smell of sh.. this time of year, can be a bit overwhelming. But can't complain, I look out the window and see green trees, not a big white earth bound 'moon'. :)
ReplyDeletehaha the smell of shit
DeleteWould cause less of a fit
Then such a full moon
At high noon