So after the last time the cat had to see if those female humans improved at all with their chime. Sadly, not a one, which works for me under our sun. Don't need Pat bringing home any ball and chain. So let the crazies rain.
I am a arsy person mos days.
So are you lippy under sun rays?
What does an arsy person do,
When they go to the zoo?
Luv forweeling.
Your language just left me reeling.
Plus you want to play in the mud?
Must have been where your head took a thud.
Hoping to real in a reel fish.
Click your heals and make a heel wish.
Damn, now you got me doing it too.
That just will not do.
Beautful an talented an also sweat!
Wow, you will make many hearts skip a beat.
Just to get through your rant,
Makes me want to date a plant.
I enjoy outdoors including movies too.
Do drive ins still exist near you?
Or do you charge your little DVD thing,
And hike with it letting the movie sing?
New to this, which me luck.
You'd have better luck dating a truck.
I'll give you a buck,
To quack like a duck.
I only speak French.
Umm did you get hit with a wrench?
None of your words are French at all.
I guess you talk French and write English on your wall?
Been having the wort dats ever.
How so, when you are clearly so clever?
I mean how could anyone not want to date you?
You sound so wonderful at your zoo.
Trying this out....might be crazy.
At least you are not lazy.
But thanks for the stalker heads up.
I'll go play with a pup.
I go for jail birds, but no bad boys.
What, do they have different toys?
Some dyslexic tendencies there,
Or maybe you like feathers instead of hair?
So as you can see, still all are very scary. I guess they don't know spell check has been invented at their show. Or maybe they have the hillbilly kind just to give them a little piece of mind. At least there is no worry of Pat bringing home a lass which delights my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
I am a arsy person mos days.
So are you lippy under sun rays?
What does an arsy person do,
When they go to the zoo?
Luv forweeling.
Your language just left me reeling.
Plus you want to play in the mud?
Must have been where your head took a thud.
Hoping to real in a reel fish.
Click your heals and make a heel wish.
Damn, now you got me doing it too.
That just will not do.
Beautful an talented an also sweat!
Wow, you will make many hearts skip a beat.
Just to get through your rant,
Makes me want to date a plant.
I enjoy outdoors including movies too.
Do drive ins still exist near you?
Or do you charge your little DVD thing,
And hike with it letting the movie sing?
New to this, which me luck.
You'd have better luck dating a truck.
I'll give you a buck,
To quack like a duck.
I only speak French.
Umm did you get hit with a wrench?
None of your words are French at all.
I guess you talk French and write English on your wall?
Been having the wort dats ever.
How so, when you are clearly so clever?
I mean how could anyone not want to date you?
You sound so wonderful at your zoo.
Trying this out....might be crazy.
At least you are not lazy.
But thanks for the stalker heads up.
I'll go play with a pup.
I go for jail birds, but no bad boys.
What, do they have different toys?
Some dyslexic tendencies there,
Or maybe you like feathers instead of hair?
So as you can see, still all are very scary. I guess they don't know spell check has been invented at their show. Or maybe they have the hillbilly kind just to give them a little piece of mind. At least there is no worry of Pat bringing home a lass which delights my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
#1, woot!
ReplyDeleteYay Rosey!!!
DeleteYou slipped right in there and broke the Hank reign.
Rockin' Rosey!
DeleteYay
DeleteQueen Rosey for a day
Have your stay
Wow 4 in a row
DeleteToday at my show
First time for that
All trying to be #1 at my mat
No.#1
ReplyDeleteHank
Dead-heat 3 in a row
DeleteFirst time that I know
Had not happened before
Hank
Beg your pardon
Delete4 in a row!
Hank
Yeah first time that one has happened at my sea
DeleteAnd you almost had double digits with your first spree
I'm so far behind!
ReplyDeleteSo close yet so far
DeleteAt least there is no tar
No 1
ReplyDeleteNot quite
DeleteToday at my site
No 1 wanna be? ;)
DeleteA wanna be
DeleteSeems I get many
Some people with all their spelling actually does scream out either dyslexia or somebody using a foreign search robot thing or something. I love when you do these posts buddy, every time I think that the idiots will stop you always make a post displaying the most recent flop.
ReplyDeleteShocked when I made my mad dash to your page that two had already beaten me, striving for first comment is all the rage!
Like to show a flop
DeleteJust can't stop
Yeah quite the shock
All want to be first at my rock
Quite sure Orlin never expected a girl (Cassie) to come rushing in... just saying. These things just happen. :)
ReplyDeleteActually Cassie was here first
DeleteSo it was the other way around with such a burst
Ahahha, I have that book! Never mind me, I'm a dingo. ;)
Deletehaha too busy gloating over first
DeleteMaking Hank the worst haha
Number 1 was a fight today at your bay. I guess no one has to wonder why they are still single
ReplyDeleteYeah no chance
DeleteAfter giving them a glance
Maybe you'll even start dating a girl who can't spell...bwuahahaha. Never mind me, I'm just giddy with being #1 today. ;) Happy Wed. to ya.
ReplyDeletehahaha sure taking 1 to heart
DeleteToday at my cart
As long as she uses spellcheck at my bay
I can be fine with a bad speller my way
Don't these people look at their awful spelling?
ReplyDeleteYou would think
DeleteBut instead they go to the brink
desperate out there...I won't even put my big toe into the dating pool. I might just clone myself and marry myself. is there any law against that?
ReplyDeleteHmmm not sure if there is a law
Deletebut with that deal there may be a flaw
Just ask Hank what females can do to you..... They sneak right in and break a perfect 10.
ReplyDeleteSorry Hank but I gotta say it again. YAY ROSEY!!!!
Will give way to a lady
DeleteShe's a fighter Ms Rosey
At the top
A great hop
Congrats! Females are happy!
Hank
haha yeah they are all happy
DeleteYou losing made them quite yappy haha
Waw, Mr. Pat Hatt, you know how to rhyme... A pity I'm not good enough at English to answer you in the same way. I've done a couple of courses with our Blue friend, but that doesn't suffice to say what I have to say in a rhyme. Hope you'll be able to forgive me for that!
ReplyDeleteI'll come back soon to check out your rhymes. Let's say I need some distraction from this bloody MA thesis :D
Bah don't have to rhyme
DeleteWith a chime
The blue guy teaches you too
I guess he isn't such a grumpy goo
I'd need a break from that too
If such a thing was in view
Oh my, what do my eyes see?
DeleteCould this be Debz at the furry Cat's sea?
Calling him Mister and all, how polite!
Telling the Cat how the Blue's out-a sight?
How could she not be good at English...
You reckon, Pat, I taught her some Spanglish?
Just for fun as a joke
MA thesis going up into smoke?
What d'you mean you need a break?
So many questions - that I know
Bet the Cat's got the answers at his show.
haha I would not put it passed you
DeleteAs you can make another a grumpy goo
Questions and answers I can do
As soon as they payment comes through lol
On an unrelated note I just caught a stray cat with an ingrowing claw and have taken it to the vets.
ReplyDeleteGreat thing to do
DeleteHope it is cheap at the vet's zoo
Oi! There are days when I'd like to wear a tshirt saying "Duct tape: use it on your fingers!"
ReplyDeleteMethinks that when it comes to spelling
their skills are truly smelling.
That they are
DeleteNear and far
And duct tape would prob make it worse
They'd be bad enough to make me curse
HaHaHa my girl friend would never go out with any guy who couldn't spell or use proper grammar on those online dating sites. I suppose it irks both sexes.
ReplyDeleteThat it does indeed
DeleteThey should at least be able to use spellcheck at their feed
I think spelling is quite important but English isn't my first language so I'm afraid I make many mistakes as well!
ReplyDeleteWell mistakes here and there
DeleteI do at my lair
Not problem with that
Blatant crap annoys the cat
Yep spelling is a pre-req
ReplyDeleteNeeds to be checked
Although I'm not one to talk about it
Since I notice on here that sometimes my comments need an edit
I type to fast and then don't proof-read
Goes to show that quality wins rather than speed
Yeah I do that too
DeleteEspecially with the crap computer at my zoo
As the damn buttons barely work
Sooo not a perk
Robyn would so approve of your verse today!
ReplyDeleteThat is where I got it from
DeleteHer dating hum
beautiful, talented and also sweat?
ReplyDeleteOh, that will get some dates, I bet.
I mean, who doesn't want a perspiring girl
to take on a dating whirl?
hahahahahahaha!
Yeah always have a drip
DeleteFrom lip to hip
Maybe one likes to lick
Then both are sick haha
Ew. Sweat I do not like.
DeleteOne reason I don't like to hike.
Quite the sissy I am.
I avoid sweat whenever I can.
hahaha.
hahaha but with all that heat
DeleteMust be tough to beat
When summer rolls around
Just hop in the shower when it is found
ok, dont get started on grammar
ReplyDeleteto me you can take the hammer
no boyfriends in the slammer
and i know i am guilty in the comment box
perhaps i need to wake up jus a beet
lol, did that one on porpoise
haha we all do it in the comment box
DeleteDoesn't ruffle my socks
As you have a little fun
But no need for dating sites under your sun
Lucky you
Scary at such a zoo
People who talk like this, give hill billies a bad name! Harrrrumph...
ReplyDeleteMaybe they'll get attacked by a hillbilly
DeleteAll willy nilly
Cat is really sharp today
ReplyDeleteIn the verses has his say
The beauty queen with armpits drip'n
Would ruin any drink one's sipp'n
So now they put GOOD boys in jail
Send her one without a fail
All the lasses for the books
Turn the page they may be crooks
Yeah away I went
DeleteNo time will be spent
On such ones at my sea
I just had to use them for a rhyme with glee
As it proves one should stay away
From such a fishy bay
Handel it with care
ReplyDeleteVerdi’s AIDA melodious
Shell we dance King & I
Esso! One that’s tedious
Blew Danube so Strauss
Been a long day
One just got away!
Hank
Damn look at you go
DeleteAt your show
References galore
Find one, I'll latch on at my shore
"I go for jail birds, but no bad boys." WTF?
ReplyDeleteYeah dyslexic I will say
DeleteOr really screwed up at their bay
The - I only speak French - gave me laughing stitches
ReplyDeleteBut yikes on those spelling glitches
No wonder some would rather be single
Than date someone who is better off in a jungle ~
Have a nice day Pat ~
haha in a jungle they should go
DeleteAnd go wild letting everything grow
And yeah the french one
Was really fun
in all my life I think I drove past a sign for a drive-in just once. My local city does put a show in the park as an outside movie.
ReplyDeleteNever ever been to one
DeleteNone even near my sun
Ball and chain? Such a romantic.
ReplyDeleteThat is the cat speaking not Pat
DeleteHe'd fear getting smacked if he said that haha
Was here before and blogger wounldn't let me post
ReplyDeleteSometimes I think they hate me the most.
Such beauties as these are had to pass up
Maybe Pat should consider taking one out to sup.
Be warn him to be careful the women who flock to these sites
Some of them may have more than a few mites.
Best to be such, meet a nice girl at church.
Those are the ones that won't leave you in a lurch.
haha church you say
DeleteNever tried meeting one there at my bay
I guess Pat would have to go first
But yeah online is the worst
Beautiful,talented and willing to sweat would have definitely been enticing to some I bet. *wink* *wink*
ReplyDeleteLucy from Lucy's Reality
haha I suppose she surely would
DeleteIn many a hood
Well I hope you get to reel in that real ><(((º>
ReplyDeletehahaha not I hope
DeleteNot sure I could cope
OMG each of these made me snicker
ReplyDeleteBut the bad boys comment was a real kicker!
Yeah that one takes the cake
DeleteOne with a file she may make
Gee, Pat, that was phun!
ReplyDeleteI wonder if these folks can walk and chew gum at the same time...
Prob can't even walk in a straight line
DeleteSo sad to the feline
I'm actually afraid to comment in fear of not having a clever rhyme... so I'll just say, "Best post of all time!"
ReplyDeletehaha and yet you rhymed away
DeleteWorks for me at my bay
Glad I stooped by today. Fun post! And I think that cat needs a cheeseburger.
ReplyDeleteThe cat needs something after that
DeleteSo sad to see these crazies at his mat haha
better luck dating a truck. *snort*
ReplyDeletelove your rhymes
Nutschell
www.thewritingnut.com
That I would
DeleteWhen ever I wanted I could lift the hood lol
I know some of these,
ReplyDeletewilling to please,
with bad knees!
Rather have fleas
DeleteOr arm myself with anti-freeze
I bet you hate auto-correct, right?
ReplyDeleteAuto correct is a pain too
DeleteAs it screws up many a time with what comes due
Another fine bunch of lasses at your shore!
ReplyDeleteYeah fine
DeleteTo get pringle cans of crap thrown at from the feline
I agree about auto correct!
ReplyDeleteSo often they are auto-wrong
I'd rather make my own mistakes
with words either short or long!
Yeah at least then
DeleteYou can blame yourself at your den
And no some stupid machine
To which you shout words rather obscene
orlin...thiz iz why we has ree maned bachelorz all R lifez
ReplyDeleteboomer N tuna ~~~~~~~~ =^..^=
:)
A good way to be
DeleteAt your sea
An ARSY person?
ReplyDeleteNow that's a fright.
She must love your bum
when seen on first sight.
A bum toucher you say
DeleteWouldn't want to hold her hand any day
Arsy persons that go to the zoo,
ReplyDeleteStop to tell the tigers toodle doo.
cough cough choke choke
haha with that
DeleteThey may get eaten by the stripped cat
I had forgotten how much fun
ReplyDeleteCould be had by reading some
Dating ads by lonely folks,
So much better than knock knock jokes.
If you think personals are bad
Imagine the souls who are glad
To respond to such a fad...
Scary thought, don't you think?
Perhaps in need of a shrink.
Or perhaps they are a shrink
DeleteWho wants to give a wink
Or maybe drum up business too
My the things a shrink could do
Not a native English speaker myself, so might expect some of these, and some more.
ReplyDeleteHopefully, I am the last commentator on this post.
#last :-)
Not a chance I would say
DeleteSomeone will be about while I sleep at my bay
There's a drive-in movie place about 2 hours south of where I live. I caught the movie the Avengers there last summer. Loved it. I wish there were one closer to me. This gives me a great idea for an activity with friends. Yes!
ReplyDeleteSounds like a place to go
DeleteNone around my show
Hey! We'd like in on the jail birds! We bet they are tasty and fun to play with!
ReplyDeleteOh what I could do with that
DeleteBut I will be a nice cat lol
At least one of us is!
Deletehaha for now
DeleteWith my meow
What's a dats and how can one make it better?
ReplyDeletePat, how come DWei never ever has the answers? Do you reckon we need to send him to my summer camp? Who doesn't know what a dats is, right? ;)
DeleteNot sure how
DeleteMaybe ask a weather predicting cow?
Yeah you need to enroll him
And make his life grim haha
Good thing I speak Cat at you show
ReplyDeleteMEOW! Well, what d'you know?
Wow you got it down
DeleteShould get a burger king crown
Well, I can see why these things
ReplyDeletewould scare you away from a date
who knows what these dates would bring
perhaps, you just need a spring fling
dance under the moon and play a tune
do you sing and kiss in French (lol)
drive in movie could be cozy do
they even still exist in the digital world?
perhaps, you could give it a whirl..
what movie would you see by your sea?
I have to run enjoy your sun..Hun...
Yeah them all I avoid
DeleteThey make me paranoid
Had a stalker at my den
No need to make ten
I can ask where the bathroom is in french at my sea
That is about it for little old me
The kissing I could do though
And nope, no drive in movies near my show
But Iron Man 3
Was seen the other day by little old me
Hi
DeleteIron Man you did see with
what did you think
about it at your sea
do you feel stronger
PS I wanted to tell you my birdie layed her egg
she is much better this day!
It was waaay better than two
DeleteAnd well worth a view
Not sure I am stronger though
And glad you birdie is happy now at your show
'Thanks for the stalker heads up' lol
ReplyDeleteReminds me of a dating site post i saw where a guy called himself 'logophile', don't put anything on a dating site with the word 'phile' in it dude.
Yeah that is just common sense
DeleteThat dude must be dense