So the cat has to confess that each day what comes up is anyone's guess, but that you knew. What I have to confess is I'm addicted at my zoo. For the trail keeps blazing on as new ideas dawn. I hop around and all kinds of ideas are found. Plus just type one word and then comes out something absurd.
Damn, I can't stop.
Another post goes plop.
That point above,
Deserves more love.
The one below,
People have to know.
That ugly sight,
Was sure a fright.
But I just have to tell,
So what the hell.
Another post will come due,
Making me 100 ahead at my zoo.
Wow, I could take a three month break,
And go sit by a lake.
Look I even have to brag,
Should we discuss the rule of tag?
No, I really hate rules,
They are for fools.
The words give a command,
And to be told they demand.
I can't stop the flow,
They come high and low,
More ideas grow,
And give off their rhyming glow.
Even the old comes back,
On the rhyming attack.
Like turn OFF stupid WV at your shore.
Ever consider the mechanics of a slamming door?
See anything comes to mind.
This writing thing is so unkind.
Making me miss my nap,
So I can fill the gap.
But that gap never closes up.
It's like I have too much coffee in my cup.
Making the ideas hyper at my sea.
Of course no complaint will come out of me.
The writing just wants to be told.
Even if the post is three months old.
As it takes a while to come to pass.
Writing this one while I have gas.
It is November as well.
Boy, isn't writing swell?
It makes me do all of this.
I need to run around and hiss.
But oh no.
The rhymes have to flow.
About a speck of dirt.
Or some bimbo that wanted to flirt.
See that idea has to come out as well.
Plenty to tell.
Round and round the writing goes.
Now I will go chew on Pat's toes.
You know the bigger one is easy to grab. But if you can give the small one a nab, you may be able to run off with that. Although might hurt your human, poor Pat. But this writing hurts me. It is addicting you see. Actually I suppose it is better to do. Or the ideas would always be in my head turning me blue. Well I have to go write another post that keeps up the huge backload of this rhyming host. For another idea has come to pass. Writing is so demanding of my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
Damn, I can't stop.
Another post goes plop.
That point above,
Deserves more love.
The one below,
People have to know.
That ugly sight,
Was sure a fright.
But I just have to tell,
So what the hell.
Another post will come due,
Making me 100 ahead at my zoo.
Wow, I could take a three month break,
And go sit by a lake.
Look I even have to brag,
Should we discuss the rule of tag?
No, I really hate rules,
They are for fools.
The words give a command,
And to be told they demand.
I can't stop the flow,
They come high and low,
More ideas grow,
And give off their rhyming glow.
Even the old comes back,
On the rhyming attack.
Like turn OFF stupid WV at your shore.
Ever consider the mechanics of a slamming door?
See anything comes to mind.
This writing thing is so unkind.
Making me miss my nap,
So I can fill the gap.
But that gap never closes up.
It's like I have too much coffee in my cup.
Making the ideas hyper at my sea.
Of course no complaint will come out of me.
The writing just wants to be told.
Even if the post is three months old.
As it takes a while to come to pass.
Writing this one while I have gas.
It is November as well.
Boy, isn't writing swell?
It makes me do all of this.
I need to run around and hiss.
But oh no.
The rhymes have to flow.
About a speck of dirt.
Or some bimbo that wanted to flirt.
See that idea has to come out as well.
Plenty to tell.
Round and round the writing goes.
Now I will go chew on Pat's toes.
You know the bigger one is easy to grab. But if you can give the small one a nab, you may be able to run off with that. Although might hurt your human, poor Pat. But this writing hurts me. It is addicting you see. Actually I suppose it is better to do. Or the ideas would always be in my head turning me blue. Well I have to go write another post that keeps up the huge backload of this rhyming host. For another idea has come to pass. Writing is so demanding of my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
No.#1
ReplyDeleteHank
As my comment was publishing I checked my computer clock and I'd posted my comment just 17 seconds after posting! By the time it had published you were number one and John's comment had already processed too so it must have been so close, like a matter of seconds between the three of us, wow!
DeleteLol...still on a roll
DeleteHank is on a roll, the pressure still is not taking a toll.
DeletePhoto finish, all three
DeleteHappened again,just crazy!
Hank
Hank is just a smidgen faster than hall
DeleteEach day at my hall
one
ReplyDeleteNope still not today
DeleteNot today
DeleteAt my bay
#1
ReplyDeleteNot quite..
DeleteSo close
DeleteAt my house
Poor things
ReplyDeleteA minute off for you
DeleteAt my zoo
No writers block for you and at least my #1 was shortest
ReplyDeleteThe shortest you are
DeleteThat is loaded at my bar
As a blog writer, even if a poor one at that, I know how incredibly difficult it can be keeping up to date with posting. The fact that you are three months ahead to me is a testimony of how good you are at this Pat, crazy to think that ideas still are falling out of your hat! I wonder if you'll ever take a break although I don't want you too, your seven posts complete my week, I'd hate to see an end to your posting streak.
ReplyDeleteWell when nonsense comes easily
DeleteCan get ahead quite fast at my sea
Gives me a nice break too
One day my streak will break as all do
waffles, that's because you write from your heart. The cat does not....it comes from an entirely different part of his body....lol.... He does quantity over quality and you do the opposite. ok...I'll stop now and run or the cat will have me cooked well done!
Deletelol....
Suck up you are
DeleteHere at my bar
You mean my ass
Oh aren't you being crass
At least the cat isn't as long winded as him
If I did that things would get grim lol
I love that you've got your writing caught up so far ahead. I usually put up whatever comes to mind first thing in the morning. If a hiccup comes around, then I have no back-ups written at all.
ReplyDeleteSounds like you have some business savvy in addition to rhyming talent. :)
Yeah business savvy I can be
DeleteLots of things in the background at my sea
I write what comes to mind too
Just doesn't show for a few months at my zoo
You're an absolute genius that's what you are. I have a hard time coming up with a post daily. Hoping that it here easier as time goes by. But it looks like I'm destined to always be in pain caz I'm racking my brain to get the most out of these post.
ReplyDeleteWow I had to get up at 4 am to have my comment so close to the top.
Doesn't get easier I fear
DeleteJust lucky to be able to do what ever the hell I want with my little rhyming rear
And need to be fast
To make Hank's #1 a thing of the past
Damn, no one can catch you
ReplyDeleteyou never know
DeleteI could get caught at my show
You post about 15 times more than me in a month, so writing is indeed demanding of your little rhyming ass.
ReplyDeleteYeah demanding as hell
DeleteThankfully I have a deep well
Ideas come real and quick
ReplyDeleteGives Pat such a big kick
If it is that easy
What about his energy?
It's bubbling,fluid and big!
Hank
Energy abounds
DeleteHere at my grounds
Still broke
So don't poke
Or you may hear swearing sounds lol
ha, but its fun
ReplyDeleteand better than shooting a gun
hope the blasters set to stun
3 months ahead, its almost back to the future
can you tell if i win the lottery?
If only I could
DeleteAs well I would
Then demand a kick back
For being so kind at my shack lol
Don't take a three month break
ReplyDeleteThat's too much for your readers to take
There's worse things for you to be addicted to
Like heroin, reality tv, or those Nickleback dudes
haha I can take the break
DeleteSit by a nice lake
And still have plenty to show
Being 100 ahead has its perks you know
Three months ahead on posts? I do good to come up with something the day before.
ReplyDeletehaha but you have lots of people to give a shout
DeleteAt least that gives you something to talk about
You are the cat's pajamas of what a mind can do
ReplyDeleteDetermination is a word you bring it to your zoo
Semper Paratus brings you peace without a frantic face
While others grabbing at the wind are in a losing race
If I see one grabbing at the wind somewhere
DeleteI'll send them to a rubber room lair
Only if they expect to catch it though
Wish when you admitted nuts they still paid dough lol
100 posts ahead... good for you. I am maybe like 5 ahead.
ReplyDeleteWell that helps too
Delete5 gives you a break at your zoo
Dang, it takes my brain 2 days to come up with some witty puns for some of my weird and wacky posts.
ReplyDeleteBut they are good
DeleteThere in your hood
That sure counts
As the pun amounts
Wait, your head is Blue? Like the Grumpy One?
ReplyDeleteAlways bragging over here. It's no wonder your heading is swelling. Maybe it will just go POP!! One can hope. Brag. Brag. Brag. *Yawn*
The only thing I can agree with you on today, cat - turn off the WV!!
Happy Wednesday, Pat. Get Bent, cat.
I have to once in a while
DeleteAfter you visit it smells so vile
The cyclops stench scare people away
So I brag to bring them back at my bay
Bite me one eye
Then you'll choke and die lol
I love our friendly banter, cat
Deleteit makes me want to come back and chat
but I have better things to do
than waste my time with the likes of you!
Yeah like climb so stairs
DeleteOr avoid the flares
As you get them shot at you
By trackers trying to end your one eyed view
I'll give you a cent for the toes!
ReplyDeleteA cent you say
DeleteHmm sold at my bay
It will be November before we know it
ReplyDeletetime goes by so fast it won't quit
Yeah it keeps flying on by
DeleteHate age, sigh
I think you are the most AHEAD blogger, I know!!! :-)
ReplyDeleteYippeee,
DeleteThe most ahead works for me
100 posts ahead!
ReplyDeleteYou can easily rest in your bed.
Hell, when I get up seven!
I am in total Heaven :)
Lucy from Lucy's Reality
haha just times it by ten
DeleteAnd you'll get near by den
Oops finger slip
ReplyDeleteGood Morning,
Addicted to your zoo
who would have knew (lol)
3 months ahead
now you can stay in bed
or take a break
off to a lake that
sounds great..wish
I could do that at
my flat..
So many things you need to say
new rhymes can come each day
as we come to say hey, you
brighten our day...
So, now I know where to
find you and the cat
you're laying on a beach
drinking refreshing tea
oh, what a treat..
can I tag along
I could write a song
or poem or two get
lost in the view..
dreaming away
here at my bay
my head is always
in some cloud drifting
away..but, hey that's ok
So, we just keep writing
as we have so many things
to say and well it is
the creative way..
Wishing my friend
a great day
from start to end...
Someday, cat...Pat and I will head to the beach..(lol)
what do you think of that..
Yeah being ahead
DeleteGets things out of my head
And lets me lounge about
While the cat eats trout
You do seem to drift away
Fun where you go at my bay
With your blabbermouth display lol
Even if you screw up and have to re-comment what you want to say
Someday a beach will come due?
Pffft the cat has no fear you are too far away from our zoo
And if it is true
At least there is lots of room for the cat to dig and use the loo
You are funny, that you are
DeletePat the Hatt and his magic cats
100 posts ahead, that's a lot of thread
well, now you can rest in a feather bed
yikess..second thought scratch no feathers
thanks for letting me go at your bay
it really makes my day..as my thoughts
run astray..(lol) and I become a blabbermouth
on display..wanted in your land..
Well, I hope that beach comes due for you
you deserve it my friend..where the fun
never ends..
Perhaps, the cat can dig his way to the sand
now, that would be grand..
PS - I hope the cat did well at the vet
and didn't put you in too much debt..
maybe, the cat would like a little
red corvette..teehee..
Wishing you a good night..sleep tight..
Vet is tomorrow I fear
DeleteFor cassie and his rhyming rear
So no bill yet
To make me fret
Blabbermouthing too soon
The cat will dig a sand dune
And keep you all away
While in the sand he does play
100 posts ahead? Would you like to write some for me? ;)
ReplyDeleteSure you can keep up
DeleteJust write about the pup
I'm zero ahead.
ReplyDeleteYou get today's thoughts live, like I said.
I write and hit publish!
None of this 100 ahead rubbish.
For me, things would be outdated
or maybe over-rated
if they were to post 3 months later
than when they happened at the zoo without a gator!
But you have that luxury
when you write in a timeless way, don't you see.
As you write about anything at all
and I write in the here and now at my stall!
lol....
Yeah the way the cat goes
DeleteHe cat write whatever flows
And get away with pushing them here and there
You too could do some at your lair
As famous people and cats
Don't need any here and now at your doormats
Just have to think outside the box
Could even rant at poor old fox lol
Only time I have to be sure is holiday ones
For christmas in july would not seem right to give runs
rant about poor old fox?
DeleteOh, that might make him loose his socks!
hahahaha.
hahaha dare you too
DeleteAt your zoo
Oh, he's so shy, he'd hate the attention
Deleteor get the wrong idea and misread my intentions.
lol...
haha yeah wouldn't want that
DeleteLuckily being nuts like me you can't offend at my mat haha
A rant about me?
DeleteThat I'd like to see.
How can you complain?
Do I cause you two pain?
But to dedicate a post to me
Would show I am "The Most," you see!
haha the ego would rise
DeleteWith the fox cries
Oh, yeah!
ReplyDelete"The rhymes
have to flow"
You set your
"bimbos"
up and low
for us dance the limbo
to catch and follow
Dancing a limbo
DeleteAnd avoiding a bimbo
Damn, never knew
That is what I do lol
Still 100 ahead at your zoo?
ReplyDeleteYou could do what I do
You could pretend to be a teach
And sit on a beach
You could fly to Blue's Pandora
Or do do prefer Bora Bora?
You could do my grammar course
Or sit on a horse
I mean 100 is a lot
It's like your very own adrenaline shot. ;)
So you pretend to teach
DeleteWhile you play as peach
Beating mario up
Or lying on the beach like a pup
No shots of that
Screwed up enough at my mat
Blogger ate my response
DeleteMaybe it contained a nuance?
Damn thing doesn't like me
Responding to the blue guy at my sea
Maybe because you are a fake
Sitting by a lake
Aha Blogger again that can't be good
DeleteEating zombiebutts is what they should
Too many of those in my neighborhood
Wish I had a lake at my sea
There's one two miles down south and it's for free
So no complaining here like little DWei
This is fake sweat is all I can say :)
You are giving me fake sweat?
DeleteNot wanted by this pet
Go jump in a lake
Wash away the fake
It's hard work pretending to work hard
DeleteIt's so much easier to catch a fart
Make it explode and jump in a lake
Go to Gloria and have some cake
Fart and cake
DeleteNot sure such a combo I want to make
100 posts ahead? Wow, Pat!
ReplyDeleteGlad I can wow
DeleteDidn't even need a cow
Mama Zen is right! That is quite a sight!
ReplyDeleteCongratulations. You know, at your zoo
there are far worse things to be addicted to!
:P <-- that was supposed to be a smiley face but I hit the wrong letter! DOH!
jean
Yeah worse things indeed
DeleteThen rhyming at my feed
Poor smiley guy
Doesn't get to spy
orlin N cassie...if yur dadz gonna take a break for three months, N we noe thiz iz one oh thoz math questionz kinda deelz, but he better make sure therz about 739,012,455 canz oh cat food in de houz sew ewe guys haz sum stuff ta eat....that ore give ewe hiz charge oh card sew ewe can dial up sum carry out ~~~~~~ !!!
ReplyDeleteSadly we won't eat from a can
DeleteThose can's we ban
Which is why the cat has to go back to the vet
Such a pain in the arse pet
You're way ahead of my too. I have about 30 days worth of posts written at any given time.
ReplyDeletewell that is a good spot to be
Deletekeeps you a month ahead at your sea
My goodness, what is your secret, Pat?
ReplyDeleteAre powers held by your hero cat?
Or do you wear a magic hat?
Tell us, how does your brain work like that??
PS Great poem at your mat.
xoRobyn
Brain just clicks on
DeleteFrom dusk to dawn
Doesn't want to go off
But i don't scoff
Gee, I feel good getting a weeks worth of posts done early! I agree with the no WV!
ReplyDeleteWell a week in advance
DeleteAt least lets you go around and glance
I have ideas, but they're always too timely.
ReplyDeleteWhen I write in advance, my posts are behind me.
Today I have ten that wait in my hopper,
all are old news and will end in the chopper. :(
VR Barkowski
haha can't chop them up
DeleteOr feed them to a pup
Just wait for the a to z
Then make it old posts from thee
Holy carp, Pat Man; it seems you can't stop
ReplyDeleteYou write and write right over the top
Your posts give cheer to every ear
That you one day might be see that spinning gear.
OK, got a little carried away there
But you sure do have hold of a bear
Keep writing your thoughts in rhyme
We'll keep reading the sublime.
Carried away is grand
DeleteHear at my land
Hope nothing spins out my ear
That would cause fear lol
Good grief
ReplyDeleteWhat a relief
Your words go plop
Watch them drop
Watch them stop
In the bowel below
I told you so.
Telling me so
DeleteAt my show
Pfft I say
I will stray
Everything glows
ReplyDeleteWhen ideas flow.
But when they go splat
Everything's flat.
Thankfully haven't had that
DeleteAt my mat
Dear Pat, I've spoken to the three cats with whom I live about setting up a blog but after reading the meows and mews and yowls of the cat with whom you live--the Rhymer!--Ellie, Maggie, and Matthew had said, "We know we don't have those skills. We find something else with which to pay the bills." Peace.
ReplyDeletehahaha could go into manure
DeleteThere at your shore
With three cats
Must has to come due at your mats
Yeah I think you cant stop Pat and maybe you are really crazy:)
ReplyDeleteCrazy I am each and every day
DeleteSo fun at my bay
Its really great you are so inspired! Sometimes our mom doesn't know what she is going to write about until its time to start.
ReplyDeleteSure you kitties inspire her
DeleteWith all your fur
You are a true writer indeed
ReplyDeleteOver here at your feed!
I wish I could be as motivated as you
But some days, I just don't have a clue.
Motivation is key
DeleteOr I'm motivated so then i can be lazy haha
A HUNDRED posts ahead??? As in 100?? 10 x 10??? Geez, Louise! My Human barely has ONE ahead and sometimes the cupboard is totally bare indeed! OMG. The Human has to go lie down now.
ReplyDeletehaha all wore out from the math?
DeleteMaybe spitty will give you a bath
I, too, have written ahead
ReplyDeleteBut not as far as at your shed
I knew internet access would not be good
This month in my neighborhood
So all is done in advance
So I can pretend to be... Lance
NOT!!!!!
That is the way to be
DeleteLet your inner Lance free lol
Just the right thought in just the right time...
ReplyDeleteYou can make almost everything rhyme!
That I can at my sea
DeleteAnd if I can't I'll make up a word with glee
hehe..
ReplyDeletePatt please never stop writing
blogosphere won't be same without your rhyming ass :)
haha I will try not to
DeleteBut there may came a time at my zoo