Do you enjoy where you go? You know it just brings me such joy at my show. I can remember the days when there was a small little box. It could barely fit a pair of human socks. Also such things as the brand of litterbox sand.
Do you like where you go?
Where the smell does grow?
As you dig and dig,
Looking like you dance a jig.
That crystal stuff doesn't do.
You seriously have no clue.
It doesn't capture much,
We can still smell it in such.
Digging in your own crap,
Would bother any chap.
Don't you agree,
With little old me?
That dusty stuff is awful too.
Who wants to sneeze when they use the loo?
I guess if you can do three things at once,
You would at least not be a dunce.
But it fills the air,
And goes about the lair.
So strike that as well.
That stuff causes my allergies hell.
Then you have that sawdust stuff.
That is all a bunch of fluff.
That stucks to your fur,
And can make your eyes blur.
Stick with the clumping,
Or your leg I'll be humping.
Even if I'm snip snip,
I can still get a good grip.
And don't give me a small one.
That is just no fun.
You can't dig two holes,
And dig around like moles.
Instead on you I have to wait,
And if you are late.
I have to hold it,
Simply because there is nowhere to shit.
You have to like where you go.
Or so many problems show up at your show.
The smell, the size and the sand,
All matter across the land.
Do you like where you go? What things do you prefer at your show? Big or small? Water or TP at your hall? All should clearly enjoy and be an Optimistic Existentialist asking tons of questions, so don't be coy. Do you have a certain need for something high class? I am now done asking questions with my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
Do you like where you go?
Where the smell does grow?
As you dig and dig,
Looking like you dance a jig.
That crystal stuff doesn't do.
You seriously have no clue.
It doesn't capture much,
We can still smell it in such.
Digging in your own crap,
Would bother any chap.
Don't you agree,
With little old me?
That dusty stuff is awful too.
Who wants to sneeze when they use the loo?
I guess if you can do three things at once,
You would at least not be a dunce.
But it fills the air,
And goes about the lair.
So strike that as well.
That stuff causes my allergies hell.
Then you have that sawdust stuff.
That is all a bunch of fluff.
That stucks to your fur,
And can make your eyes blur.
Stick with the clumping,
Or your leg I'll be humping.
Even if I'm snip snip,
I can still get a good grip.
And don't give me a small one.
That is just no fun.
You can't dig two holes,
And dig around like moles.
Instead on you I have to wait,
And if you are late.
I have to hold it,
Simply because there is nowhere to shit.
You have to like where you go.
Or so many problems show up at your show.
The smell, the size and the sand,
All matter across the land.
Do you like where you go? What things do you prefer at your show? Big or small? Water or TP at your hall? All should clearly enjoy and be an Optimistic Existentialist asking tons of questions, so don't be coy. Do you have a certain need for something high class? I am now done asking questions with my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
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ReplyDeleteHank
No takers for 1 clear minute
DeleteHad to rush in to make it!
Hank
You gave them a minute too
DeleteHow nice of you
Today I read some funny blogs
ReplyDeleteOne said that it was raining frogs
A familiar quote by Gypsy Rose Lee
Said a gimmick attracts people to thee
To ask a question is Optimistic's style
Readers offer opinions in a big pile
haha raining frogs would be scary
DeleteThings could get kinda hairy
And yeah they load up in a pile
With his question mile
Quite a bother to find a clean one
ReplyDeleteAnd sieving through the sand is no fun
A litter box
Gives the knocks
Would rather give it a miss and run
Hank
A miss for you
DeleteAt your zoo
I suppose
Could cause woes
And turn you blue
nah hold the water...that is a shocker
ReplyDeleteTP will do, what did Lou ever do to have it named
so by you? i like a good sturdy porcelin,
but will use a tree, even had an outhouse once
but that gets cold on our butts...
haha Lou just deserved it
DeleteHe is so full of umm spit
A tree can work
Yeah an outhouse is no perk
Ha, I have taken long hikes already....and you have to go where you can. LOL. Like most animals do. Haha.
ReplyDeleteLOL yep have to go
DeleteWhen you need to at your show
My cats are the same as yours
ReplyDeleteand prefer the clumping, no dust lures
Has to be plenty big
so they have a empty place to dig.
And you must keep it clean
or they'll split a spleen.
lol.....
haha the same here
DeleteAnd at the other place I fear
Has to clump
Or each one will turn into a grump
Do you like the places you go?
ReplyDeletewell, lets hope the places are clean
dirty ones make me run & scream
would rather go at my own show
but, sometimes one is on the go
try not to touch anything if you can
& don't forget to wash your hands
Cat, how do you like your sand
do you have a hooded loo design
is it fresh & lite or scented pine
you could have Pat teach you to
use the human kind..I've seen
cats that do this on you-tube
perhaps, he can train you too
Pat and Cats have fun today in
the sun and watch out for sand
or perhaps, you will find a
shady place to lay in the hay
if not you could always roll
downhill I heard it was a thrill
...(so laughing)....
Have a great day at your bay..
No way
Deletewould Pat do that at our bay
He is a bit ocd
And would be afraid we'd cover the seat with pee haha
And never use a loo at our place
That is out and about in the rat race
Germs galore
At such a shore
Rather roll down a hill
Still not believing it is a thrill
Well, may two could roll together
Deleteas one down that hill around & around
they go..lol...that might be a thrill
Depends on how they roll
DeleteIf it were a thrilling goal
I refuse to go any mo'
ReplyDeleteAnd I hope it don't show.
Rather have it show
DeleteThen a smell to grow
Someone got squeaky shoe heel,
ReplyDeletebeen suggested like in idiom:
squeaky wheel gets the oil -
so,we brought it to repair-
to dig couple holes,
pour the oil into pair...
its squeak after all,
so back to ?? about the holes-
how many one has to discover/dig
holes that will be enough to
fulfill his/her world? lol
lol hole a plenty can work
DeleteCan be quite a perk
If things come gushing
Other wise one may be pushing while constantly shushing
-chuckle- Truly, one can never know what subject to expect, when they click here. Giggggggggggggggggggggles...
ReplyDeletehaha could be anything at my mat
DeleteTMI is never thought about by the cat
When it comes to the nature's call
ReplyDeleteDoes matter if it's big or small
Time often suggests to rush
To feel relieved after the gush
That it does
DeleteFeel the buzz
And off you go
Letting it flow
I think you covered it quite nicely MOL!!!
ReplyDeletehaha covered it well
DeleteWith no smell
My cat Ruby is so messy with the litter box
ReplyDeleteShe fills the floor around it with those little rocks
Litter here, litter there, litter litter everywhere
Makes me want to pull out all her hair
But I know it's not her fault or anything like that
But still, learn some manners silly cat
Mine do that, too!
DeleteCan really make you blue!
Had to buy a whisk broom and dust pan
because of that mess I'm not a fan! haha.
Yeah Orlin is a big time slob at our sea
DeleteFlicking litter with glee
But not cassie
She is far to ocd
With a window and Febreeze in tow
ReplyDeleteI am fine with where I go.
Mojo likes his too, though I don't stare
He's got a box next to his food at the lair.
To eat and poop, and poop and eat, what else is there?
xoRobyn
haha hope he doesn't flick little on the food
Deletethat would put me in a bad mood
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ReplyDeletedigging through your old crap
Deletecleaning your room deserves a nap
That is does indeed
DeleteAt ones feed
hey, I cannot rhyme
ReplyDeletesaving you some time
good lines bro.
A cheat rhyme
DeleteNot a crime
I think I'd much rather stay clumped than have my leg be humped haha, stay away from me cat, if humping is expected from that haha. Great rhymes buddy.
ReplyDeleteSo you'd rather be constipated
Deletethen be humper rated haha
I only like clean places to go. I won't go in a putrid, smelly, disgusting loo at my show!
ReplyDeleteYeah we avoid those too
DeleteNot a great place to use the loo
Porcelain that shines
ReplyDeletewhen it cups my behind
and holds it in place
while splish splash I make.
If I had a bidet
I'd stay there
all day whilst
smile lit my face.
haha well look at you
DeleteLoving the loo
Where you go
At your show
I tried to litter box train my rats...they just ended up sleeping in it. So now they pick a corner to go and sometimes they throw it out the back of the back and onto the floor.
ReplyDeletehaha that is sure a mess I bet
DeleteOh the woes of a pet
I don't have a cat, but my daughter does.... This cat is so persnickity that she will only go if her litter box is in the right spot with the right litter. Spoiled CATS!!
ReplyDeletehaha Pat can at least move ours around
DeleteBut it has to be clumping and a great big mound
Scratch, scratch,
ReplyDeleteLitter here, Litter there.
Scratch, scratch
Littering flying everywhere.
That it does
DeleteFlies like fuzz
grin
Deletea grin
Deletefor the win
Im Ok with my two bunnies and two dogs thanks:)
ReplyDelete(and all these birds always around bu these count??)
No they don't count
DeleteThe cat could help you decrease the amount
Well Pat! You've covered this topic thoroughly! Tee Hee! In bathrooms in Thailand and Malaysia, there would sometimes be just a hole in the floor. It would crack me up in airports to find western style toilets with footprints on the seats because the locals didn't like the western approach. Conveying this in rhyme was beyond me! Have a good one!
ReplyDeletehaha wow that is sad
DeleteWould hold it at that pad
And funny about the seat
Who knows what were on their feet
Don't really have a pet
ReplyDeleteBut I hope they don't cause such a mess
I have my hands full just
cleaning up the house free from sand & dust
haha sand and dust
DeleteCan sure make cleaning a bust
As they come back
As in people track
If you don't like where you go, you may choose some place else
ReplyDeleteThat i will
DeleteSo not a thrill
I'm quite picky like a cat!
ReplyDelete- But not messy-
Now enough of that :)
Lucy from Lucy's Reality
Did not want to go far
DeleteHere at my bar
I saw some videos of "how to teach your cat to use the toilet". It's a thought.
ReplyDeleteYeah no thanks to that
DeleteProb pee on the seat at my mat
my cat would say goodbye to us every morning, but one day we learned where he would go the minute we walked out the door, to his sand dune..
ReplyDeletehaha the best place to go
DeleteWith lots of sand to let it flow
I like my box, you see
ReplyDeleteAnd so it's where I pee
I even like it to poop in
But my Human should do more scoopin'
Yeah those humans are slow
DeleteAs the smell does grow
Clean is the way to be
ReplyDeleteSure is the way
DeleteHere at our bay
I like to go to places that are within my reach ;)
ReplyDeleteThe way to be
DeleteAt your sea
We live in the country and I once told the mail lady she could come in anytime she wanted and use the restroom if she needed to (there's really nowhere around for her to 'go'). She told me, and I'm still gasping, "No, it's okay, I have my outside bathrooms all mapped out."
ReplyDeleteI like our mail lady, but I have to overlook such notions, egahds. :/
hahaha she knows where to drop her drawers
DeleteNo need to dirty up yours
money can only bring you certain things
ReplyDeletethey can be shiny and have wings
but if we are really digging down into the human soul
there is one thing that can avoid a major taking of a toll
it is a place with a hole
and you get down low
because nothing matters more than liking where you go
Exactly the fact
DeleteHave to like where you do the act
After seeing how some other people have to use the bathroom across the globe, I definitely like where I go!
ReplyDeleteyeah way better here
DeleteOther places cause fear
To keep it simple, let's just say I appreciate cleanliness in bathrooms. =)
ReplyDeleteNothing wrong with clean
DeleteAt ones scene
Nothin' worse than unchanged litter
ReplyDeleteUntil you reach the outhouse spitter
In the woods so deep
Filled by more than one creep
Poopers who miss the pot
And leave an icky spot
For others unknowingly to sit upon
In the dark with no lights on
Yeah does not sound
DeleteLike a place I'd want to hang around