Idioms Galore, Once More!

It has been done a time or two under my sun, but what the heck the cat will let the idioms hit the deck. Feel free to hit the deck to, all you crazies who visit my zoo, meaning the creepy search engine nuts who would probably fall down and sniff some butts.

You humans and your sayings,

Quite weird with their displayings.

But you can put your heads together.

Do you use glue or wait for cold weather?

Someone's face against it?

I hope it doesn't smell like umm spit.

Take a breath is a duh moment in time.

You need to breathe even to rhyme.

Turn the tables though?

If they are rounded is their any point at your show?

I've gotten wind of much.

Some of it I never want to touch.

These rhymes can go a long way.

You see that every single day.

Bear in mind is quite dumb.

Why would you want a bear in your mind when you can hum?

I can see keeping a person in the dark.

After all you don't want to listen to them bark.

But don't ever touch bottom.

Even if they look good in autumn.

Lay that up for a rainy day.

Is almost as dumb as raining cats and dogs that you humans say.

I mean have you ever really seen it rain a cat or dog?

Fish I hear it has done but never even a hog. 

Don't worry there's still plenty more to my bull session today.

Just sit right there and don't go away

For I always burn the candle on both ends.

I never carry a torch for anyone wearing Depends. 

I don't cast sheep's eyes at anyone either at my hall.

And don't try to get a lot of cheek from my wall.

Unless your a chip off the old block.

But if you're chipped the Gawker may gawk. 

I will sure give you a bill and coo,

If you give me a bitter pill to swallow at my zoo.

But I won't blow hot and cold,

For that could just cause mold.

I blow my own trumpet though.

As I get a bouquet of orchids at my show.

I would probably eat them.

I hope they don't cause a hairball or flem.

I guess it will soon be peter out.

What is that saying about?

I guess they just pull the wool over their eyes,

Putting on airs and thinking they were wise.

And how do you put one's foot in one's mouth?

Are you pulling my leg and heading south?

Could rack one's brains all day.

If one has any at their bay.

Without any it could be tough to catch one red-handed.

Living within one's means my leave you stranded.

Just don't bite off more than you can chew.

Seeing inside your mouth is just eww.

Thankfully I never get bogged down,

Being so far ahead at my town.

Why would I want to break even?

Maybe I could go out Steven?

What, you wanted to out peter before.

Humans are crazy at their shore.

But that is nothing new under the sun.

Finally, the cat will never give a clean slate to anyone.

There you go dVerse now there is no need to curse. For the cat used every single one and could go on forever under his sun. But then what idioms what I leave for everyone else at their sea? Wait! I didn't do that anyway, I guess I'm just greedy. And so the idiots, I mean idioms, have come to pass. Now I will go out Steven with my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.