In the movies and TV they are sure grand to see. One has been wanted by many for a while as they wish to fly a good long mile. But the thing with that is they are fake. I for one am glad they have yet to be made at any lake. And what am I going on about today? Why it's the flying car at my bay.
Wouldn't it be cool,
To fly around like a fool?
Many can't even drive right on the ground.
But surely such problems would no longer be found.
I mean it's a flying car.
With it you could travel far.
Not have a twisty road.
No need to crush a toad.
Forget the need to land.
Accidentally crushing some food stand.
I'm sure there is insurance for that.
If not, we'll keep that mishap under our hat.
No lines or roads at all.
We can twirl and have a ball.
Look another collision just took place,
Can I help it I want to fly all over to the rat race?
Pffft to the snow.
That no longer stops me when I want to go.
Besides it makes a nice cushy landing too.
When I try to land unable to view.
That powerline was in the way.
You can't expect me to watch out for that every day.
Those things are everywhere.
Hit one, what do I care?
Oops, bumped a building or two.
Sorry if I scared you.
Just pretend it was an earthquake,
The next time the building gives a shake.
At least you didn't have it rough,
Like the last one I left in a huff.
I went right through the window there.
But I only did that once, I swear.
Pfft to any plane.
I will get in their lane.
I can move faster than those things.
Did I just clip their wings?
Damn, that was all in just one day.
But at least I'll never drive into the bay.
Of course there I may crash,
But I'll make a big splash.
Yep, so glad flying cars have never been made and I hope such tracks are never laid. Nuts are bad enough with the constrictions on the ground. Let them loose in the air and many more problems would be found. Plus they would cost a lot of gas and this has just been another thought from my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
Wouldn't it be cool,
To fly around like a fool?
Many can't even drive right on the ground.
But surely such problems would no longer be found.
I mean it's a flying car.
With it you could travel far.
Not have a twisty road.
No need to crush a toad.
Forget the need to land.
Accidentally crushing some food stand.
I'm sure there is insurance for that.
If not, we'll keep that mishap under our hat.
No lines or roads at all.
We can twirl and have a ball.
Look another collision just took place,
Can I help it I want to fly all over to the rat race?
Pffft to the snow.
That no longer stops me when I want to go.
Besides it makes a nice cushy landing too.
When I try to land unable to view.
That powerline was in the way.
You can't expect me to watch out for that every day.
Those things are everywhere.
Hit one, what do I care?
Oops, bumped a building or two.
Sorry if I scared you.
Just pretend it was an earthquake,
The next time the building gives a shake.
At least you didn't have it rough,
Like the last one I left in a huff.
I went right through the window there.
But I only did that once, I swear.
Pfft to any plane.
I will get in their lane.
I can move faster than those things.
Did I just clip their wings?
Damn, that was all in just one day.
But at least I'll never drive into the bay.
Of course there I may crash,
But I'll make a big splash.
Yep, so glad flying cars have never been made and I hope such tracks are never laid. Nuts are bad enough with the constrictions on the ground. Let them loose in the air and many more problems would be found. Plus they would cost a lot of gas and this has just been another thought from my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
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ReplyDeleteHank
Back on top
DeleteAfter a flop
Flying cars? Amazing I would say
ReplyDeleteWell, it may just happen any day
Pilot's licence?
That's the essence
The police will have a field day
Hank
That is true
DeleteThey'd harass you
With tickets galore
At your shore
Many would prob sue
For some reason I love the idea of flying cars, I guess that comes from watching Chitty Chitty Bang Bang when I was younger haha! No need for competition today, Hank is well on his way, congrats buddy!
ReplyDeleteExactly what I was thinking!
DeleteBang, Bang, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, We love you!
haha...omg...now it's stuck in my head!
Somebody help me!
haha was not me this time
DeleteWith a chitty chitty bang bang chime
Grab your spoon
And sing the tune
Me too. I used to dream of a flying car after seeing that film. But I was little and didn't think about power lines and such.
DeleteYeah none of us ever do
DeleteAt that point at our zoo
Yeah, that would be grand alright! I do rather prefer to stay on the ground though...
ReplyDeleteThe ground is where I would stay
DeleteAny old day
Good Morning,
ReplyDeleteflying cars, would be the rave
but, better left for the brave
as I think it might be scary
all that traffic in the airways
I wonder how this would work
it certainly would have quirks
and I might add some nice perks
but, there will always be some jerk
Would we need airbags all way around
to save us in case we hit the ground
oh, my and can you imagine the sound
as everyone flies around...
Interesting thoughts to ponder
as I fly way over yonder..
ascending and descending
popping my eardrums
as the engine hums...
Wishing you and the cats
a wonderful day..as you
fly the sky with a smile
don't forget to buckle
up as the ride could
get kind of wild as
you try avoid air pockets..
I now have the image
of the Jetsons flying
around in my head..
so here is a line from Mrs Spacely - her quote..
"Traffic is thicker than a cloud of meteors today"
HAR!!!
Har-ing away
DeleteNow at my bay
you can har
While i get my flying car haha
But yeah so much to ponder indeed
And so much greed
Would prob come due
Along with the nuts at the zoo
that surely not worth the time
For it would add to many a crime
Teleportation is the thing
That we need at each wing
Day is good
Got massaged in my hood
Oh so nice
with insurance $3 was the price lol
Sorry about the Har-ing
Deletebut, I had to give it a try
teleportation, what a
mode of transportation
we could be on Bora beach
eating a juicy peach
in no time at all..
a massage in your hood
that must have felt good
and the price was nice..
Hope you are enjoying your day..
Yeah found a new bay
DeleteAlso today
Get out of this hole
That is the goal
and with teleportation cars and such we'd barely need
So it will never come due do to greed
You found a new bay
Deletehip hip hooray
hopefully it's not
too far away..
Do you know why my posts have those gaps..lol..
sometimes they are there and sometimes they
are not..
I know your thoughts are deep
but, do try and get some sleep
nope only a hop skip and a jump away
DeleteMakes moving easy at my bay
Blogger just doesn't like you i guess
those gaps happen off and on more or less
Hmm....maybe for the snow, no never mind the white-outs would block the view of the power lines and hitting them would put people at risk of freezing (at least in my ridiculously cold state). One thing's for sure, your rhyme reminded me that I don't miss winter. ;)
ReplyDeleteYes winter sucks indeed
DeleteNeed to move south at every feed
They would be fun if you had the only one
ReplyDeletethat would be the only way
DeleteAt any a bay
I'm going to wait for teleporting but I better not hold my breath!
ReplyDeleteYeah that would be great
DeleteSomeone supposedly already did it at their gate
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ReplyDeleteThey're were too many typos in my writing here
DeleteSo I had to start fresh, as fresh as a new yar
A typo a day
DeleteBrings the grammar nazi to your bay
I remember in the 1980's watching movies taking place in future years
ReplyDeleteThey all featured flying cars by now, no need for gears
I guess those movies understimated our technological advances
But what the heck, at least they took their chances
Yeah funny to watch them now
DeleteAnd raise an eye brow
But maybe one day
If we don't get blown away
It would just be mass chaos
ReplyDeleteIndeed it would
DeleteAvoid it we should
what
ReplyDeletei would total dig the jetsons gig
at least then we have up n down
to clear traffic, no not that up n down
thats sick, in public & would stop
traffic with the size of my buick
it would probably help in the elements
and no more nasty embankments
First to I address
DeleteYou gutter confess? lol
elimination is the key
But when the crash and go into the sea
Way less of a chance of surviving too
So better off with the up n down at your zoo
I just kept 'hearing' the Jetson's theme song and remembering that they never had any clouds, or just white puffy ones, I think? Now, let's order up that fun world! Oh, and their fun robots that did all the housework, yeah, I want the Jetson's world. lol
ReplyDeleteLucy from Lucy's Reality
haha until the robots go all terminator on you
DeleteThen what will you do?
The Jetsons had it all figured out. Spacely's Sprockets were the bomb!!!
ReplyDeleteThey knew how to get it done
DeleteBut some nut here would fly into the sun
And, Happy Summer!
ReplyDeleteI'm here with my rummer!
But it's filled to the brim
with coffee for my caffeine whim!
A pot before noon
DeleteWith it you swoon
no...without it, I swoon.
Deletehahaha.
haha staring at it all day
Deletewishing it would come out and play
um...that sounded realllly funny.
DeleteLOL going to the gutter
DeleteWant some butter?
No..don't need any butter!
Deletewould you get out of my mind? You're making me shudder!
lol....
LOL only fair I return the jaunt
DeleteAfter you were in my haunt
Flying cars sound good, but ultimately it would be a bad idea.
ReplyDeleteNow, get me one that teleports and we'll talk.
Teleporters would be the best
DeleteUnless they allowed in an unwanted house guest
What a thought, ain't no bummer
ReplyDeleteFly around, fill your rummer
Would be a thrill, would be so rare
If you were the only one in the air
With other cars, same old fuss
I think I'd rather take a bus
Yeah at least if you were to get hit
DeleteThey'd be the one crushed in it
The bus less of a chance
Away you'd prance
Sorry, but you still have to watch-for-traffic, when flying. Not quite as bad as on the ground. But!!!!!!! It's harder to see 'em coming, up there.
ReplyDeleteSpeaking about, in a little Cessna, I mean.
Bah just fly under and over
DeleteCould be done by rover
I, too, thought of the Jetson's... but you'd need so many air traffic controllers... doubt it'd be cost effective. It could solve the unemployment problem and bankrupt nations at the same time!
ReplyDeleteYeah it would never ever work
DeleteWay too many a jerk
But jobs a plenty indeed
At least at the non bankrupt feed
No need to crush Toad
ReplyDeleteunless you're Bowser down the road
He'd squash em flat
DeleteHe is very fat
hehe..
ReplyDeleteso much clutter on road..
what will happen in air...
up up and away... hehe may be for forever :P
Yeah some would go up up and away
DeleteThey wouldn't have a very nice day
haha but a very very bad day :P
Deletethat they wood
DeleteIn their hood
Bumper cars in the sky?
ReplyDeleteMakes me want to never fly!
Yeah avoid we all will
DeleteCrash into a landfill
I think a flying car might be okay though!
ReplyDeleteJust not the drivers
DeleteOr scuba divers
Hey Pat, A flying car would be totally cool, I would definitely be a flying fool. Reminds me of one of my fav cartoons "The Jetsons."
ReplyDeleteMadison:)
haha everyone is agreed
DeleteThe jetsons are on today at my feed
How would road-rage play out in the sky?
ReplyDeleteWould one flip the bird with birds flying by?
And scream out loud
While in a cloud?
Or catch a bee
When driving over a tree?
Or slam on the brake
And fall into a lake?
Maybe road rage is best when kept to the streets
Where drivers can't perform such amazing feats.
xoRobyn
Yeah best to stay
DeleteOn the highway
Where all they can do
Is cause an pile up or two
A car in the air's not a sight to see
ReplyDeleteHot air balloons instead for me
Ah, to float gently in the breeze
Unless allergies make me sneeze
I could really love to fly
But just too expensive to buy
Hmm that would be fun
DeleteTo one day give a run
Unless you were to crash
Then I would be out of there in a flash
orlin N cassie...ya dunno how manee times we thanx cod everee day ther iz noe flyin carz...flyin cars wood meen trips ta de vet in de flyin car N next thing ya noe ya look over inta de next lane N sure enuff ...
ReplyDeletedamn burdz.....
hay, hope everee one haza grate week oh end !
hahaha you would be up close
DeleteAnd personal with the burds in your flying house
To fly in the sky
ReplyDeletesounds fine to my mind
but reality is there
and 'twould make
me swear.
To clutter the
skies with folk
and all their smoke
my view would be
blocked from the sun
I love much.
And on cloudy wet days
to fly on a dare
could end ones life
and cause some strife.
Hell that's what killed John Junior and he was an experienced pilot.
Yeah just wouldn't do
DeleteWithout a flight crew
No one thinks of the crap
That happens flying across the map
If it were to come to pass
No sun means dead grass
I'd fly high
ReplyDeleteUp in the sky.
No potholes there,
Just pockets of air.
A silky smooth ride;
We'd take great pride,
If no one else is there
Up in the air.
Yeah but all would join
DeleteDrop the coin
And get in the way
You wouldn't have a nice day
Shouldn't we have already had flying cars, per the folks who make Back to the Future? I'm sure glad they got that one wrong, because if that's how you plan on driving in the air, I don't want to have anything to do with flying cars lol.
ReplyDeletehaha yeah glad they got it wrong too
DeleteNo need for nuts to be lets loose in the air at each zoo
Hi! Pat Hatt, Miss Priss, and The Cat...
ReplyDeleteFlying cars...Oh ! no, I can imagine some "nuts" trying to fly to mars ! Therefore, let us thank our lucky stars...
...That this idea didn't come to pass...Oh ! I just had a terrible thought what if in mid air the super flying car run out Of gas ! ha! ha !
deedee :)
haha yeah down they would go
DeleteTo the earth below
Have to build in a censor bar
That when low won't let it be a flying car
I couldn't even imagine what it would be like for people to drive in the sky! I hope it never happens, or the human race will go extinct!
ReplyDeleteYeah I hope so too
DeleteWould be bad for every zoo
I can't even drive and flying cars is what they're talking about? Aren't planes enough?
ReplyDeletePlanes are too big
DeleteOr a noisy rig
Shouldn't be a problem,
ReplyDeleteif you wear the helmet,
like in a movie "5th element"...
Yeah they zoomed on by
DeleteControlled the sky
i'd land on a food stand
ReplyDeletethen be told to pound sand
a man without a land
with nothing planned
forced to glad hand
eventually canned
and
at best bland
Better tune up the band
DeleteAnd never pound sand up that gland
Happy summer! A flying car with sass...I like that! I hear they're making self-driving cars, so who knows what kind of vehicle technology would be available in 50 years. =)
ReplyDeleteYeah those things can bite me
DeleteNo way is a robot car driving at my sea
Haha, a flying car
ReplyDeleteLike in Back to the Future?
You could travel through time
And continue to rhyme
In present and past
It would be a blast! :)
Yeah that would be grand
DeleteCould then win the lottery in my land lol
The Jetsons used to fly their car!! Maybe you don't remember the Jetsons. They used to talk on phones where you could see each other and talk also... Now look, we can do that.
ReplyDeleteYeah I remember that
DeleteI hope no flying cars come to our mat
It would lead to mass confusion and accidents
ReplyDeleteCame back twice
Deletehow nice