So the cat thought it would be fun to give some top search terms a run. How is that a whore you say? Well if I use them I could get them to come to my bay. Thus whoring more views. The cat just can't lose.
Boobies galore,
Is what I expected to whore.
But some of these are so clean,
It is just obscene.
Tory Burch?
Left me in the lurch.
Had to look it up at my sea,
No clothing for me.
J Crew?
More clothes coming due.
I sense a trend with clothes,
Just causing me woes.
I guess I was wrong,
As Fubu sings its song.
Now it is shoes,
How could boobies lose?
The IPAD 3,
Gets a chime in I see.
And Whitney Houston searched for more dead than alive.
That is kind of rude of the internet hive.
Hurricane Sandy,
Because the weather is oh so dandy.
I was expecting rain.
To be atop one at some lane.
SOPA debate.
Thanks mate.
But there is no need,
To Slap Old Pat's Ass at our feed.
Oh that is just wrong.
But so is the next dong,
As pussy riots win.
That I expected at my bin.
Morgan Freeman is up there.
Why, I ask at my lair?
I guess it is his voice,
People hear it and search him out, having little choice.
And cats in the litter.
Okay, I put that to be bitter.
So hopefully one will find,
And get a big view of some scary behind.
There you go, as I whore out some of the top search terms of last year at my show. What the hell I say, the cat's ego can still grow a bit at his bay. Not quite as fun as my search engine crazy pass but then that was a given to my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
Boobies galore,
Is what I expected to whore.
But some of these are so clean,
It is just obscene.
Tory Burch?
Left me in the lurch.
Had to look it up at my sea,
No clothing for me.
J Crew?
More clothes coming due.
I sense a trend with clothes,
Just causing me woes.
I guess I was wrong,
As Fubu sings its song.
Now it is shoes,
How could boobies lose?
The IPAD 3,
Gets a chime in I see.
And Whitney Houston searched for more dead than alive.
That is kind of rude of the internet hive.
Hurricane Sandy,
Because the weather is oh so dandy.
I was expecting rain.
To be atop one at some lane.
SOPA debate.
Thanks mate.
But there is no need,
To Slap Old Pat's Ass at our feed.
Oh that is just wrong.
But so is the next dong,
As pussy riots win.
That I expected at my bin.
Morgan Freeman is up there.
Why, I ask at my lair?
I guess it is his voice,
People hear it and search him out, having little choice.
And cats in the litter.
Okay, I put that to be bitter.
So hopefully one will find,
And get a big view of some scary behind.
There you go, as I whore out some of the top search terms of last year at my show. What the hell I say, the cat's ego can still grow a bit at his bay. Not quite as fun as my search engine crazy pass but then that was a given to my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
o9ne
ReplyDeleteNoooo, this is the most humiliating typo I've ever made ever! A hollow victory
DeleteAhhh Whats a little typo among friends
DeleteIt's not like you're diving and get the bends
hahaha...oh, a plain old 'one' would have been boring!!!
DeleteAt least you made it interesting
DeleteOh the shame
DeleteWinning number one but spelling wrong with your claim to fame
Next time just type "1"!
Deletebut don't goof and get the 2 in there with it. lol....
Deletehaha 1 is fast
DeleteCan make Hank a thing of the past
Tomorrow will be take number two, at Pat's zoo.
DeleteHank may be back
Deletetrying for 1 at my shack
You had me at boobies!
ReplyDeleteSucked you in
DeleteAt my bin
Agree with Fran!
ReplyDeleteThat makes two
DeleteWhat they can do
Well once a whore, always a whore.
ReplyDeleteNever a bore
DeleteAt my shore
Boobies galore
ReplyDeleteDo they have a store
Not that I would to fend
I'm merely asking for a friend...
haha I'll nod and agree
DeletePretending to believe thee
Boobs rule the world!
ReplyDeleteNo argument here
DeleteBy my little rhyming rear
I guess I'm not very cool
ReplyDeleteWould it help if I went back to school?
The "in" buzz words I don't know
So I can't ever use at my show
haha i had to look some up to
DeleteSo you aren't the only one at your zoo
This is what you mean, by drive-by-readers coming to our blogs, because of search engines??????
ReplyDeleteA work used in a blog post, may well bring 'em in?????
Hope all our new posts, show up "somewhere", today, for our Dear Readers!
"Auntie"
Yeah that is what I mean
DeleteWorks at every scene
And just as i said months ago
Show up fine in the blogroll of every show
With all the words you have used today
ReplyDeleteyou'll probably draw new lurkers to your bay
but the question is: Will they stay?
Hope you enjoyed Canada Day!
Probably don't want them to stay
DeleteBut it will make for a fun search engine chime at my bay
You could have stopped at boobies. Seriously, we have a post from 2011 that had the term 'big Russian boobies' in it, and we STILL get hundreds of hits a day for that. Why, Internet, why?
ReplyDeletehaha wow those russians sure like you
DeleteMay have to convert at your zoo
A whore has their good points
ReplyDeleteThat they do
DeleteAt their zoo
you know i totally want to search for slap old pats ass just to see if it comes up as you....ha...now i imagine whore will be showing up at your door all the more...
ReplyDeletehahaha I typed it in
DeleteAnd #1 was my bin
They will come too
More crazies for my zoo
Be interesting to see how your whoring works out
ReplyDeleteThat it will
DeleteOne won't get a thrill
This was quite a searching show
ReplyDeleteThough you will never know
What's in people's minds when
the weather is all mixed up mayhem ~
Happy Canada Day Pat ~
Yeah they are strange
DeleteAt every range
Happy day to you
Here at your zoo
Haha, brilliant. Let's hope it'll bring you millions of new visitors ;-) By the way, the top search terms for my blog are "Vanessa Morgan naked", "Vanessa Morgan boobs" and "Vanessa Morgan naked pics". Really. But they won't find what they are looking for.
ReplyDeletehaha at least you can keep them hoping
DeleteAs long as they are far far away with no chance of groping
I forgot all about SOPA
ReplyDeletewhich is something you don't want to drop in prison.
Nope not at all
DeleteOr you may get a ball
Nope not one bit
DeleteWould not be a hit
I get the "whore for shoes" one
ReplyDeleteBut I need myself a pimp
cuz I am a wimp!
jean
haha hopefully he is nice
Deleteand gets a good price
A wimp is fine
DeleteAs long as you notice the sign
I think we will be searching for building an ark after this week!
ReplyDeleteYeah us too
DeleteRain rain rain at our zoo
Yeah same at our lane
DeleteRain rain rain
Well I never thought like this but my blog comes under tag Harry Potter a lot because one of my post is based on arry potter thing ! Got lot of views... :)
ReplyDeletethat is the way to be
DeleteReview and suck in many
Do reviews
DeleteAnd get lots of views
You had me with Whore, I thought it was going to get kinky but then you threw in Tory Burch and J.Crew I was so excited that it was a post about shoes and clothes and then somehow we were talking iPad, SOPA and Morgan Freeman? No, NO,AND NOOOO I wanted more shoes and clothes,like Louboutin or Gucci or Christian Dior, don't those rank? I mean seriously stay with shoes and clothes. Oh, sorry lost my head,again, you just had me so excited with the materialism stuff,imagine that :)
ReplyDeleteLucy from Lucy's Reality
haha a materialistic whore
DeleteOne day a post could explore
From some top search terms
ReplyDeleteThere's something to learn
Boobies and whore
Seen them before
Makes it easier to function
Hank
Yeah seen them before
DeleteAt ones shore
So easy they are
To ignore at ones bar
Unless they are ones you can explore lol
How rude is that?
ReplyDeleteBlogger was putting my own replies in spam at my mat
buwwhahaha
DeleteLaughing at me
DeleteOr with me at my sea lol
My husband said Morgan Freeman is everywhere. Now I can confirm it as true. :)
ReplyDeleteYep he is all around
DeleteHis voice is always found
No building an ark here!
ReplyDeleteHave you seen the YouTube video "Morgan Freeman: Morgan Freeman"?
Never saw that one
DeleteWill have to give it a run
Search engines are scary
ReplyDeleteThose words can get hairy
I would rather stay clear
And live with no fear.
Bah a little fear
DeleteCan keep you with a perked ear
orlin N cassie...speekin oh rum N gettin drunk...heerz ta a happee canada day...eat lotz oh ham samiches N friez long with yur rum N dont let yur dad hurl in yur litter....
ReplyDelete:)
If he did that
DeleteWe'd demand a new litterbox at our mat
i like your style, dark deeds with a smile
ReplyDeletethere's a trick that starts out fun but leaves some sick
gas attacks are the polished shtick of a certain prick
but what's life without some fun with buns and
nothing usually goes wrong after beer pong
sign me up for some good old fashioned sins at your bin
that riot crime is best done with generous slime
haha my you delved down deep
DeleteThere at my keep
You sure know how to sin
That is a win
Thank you for strategy
ReplyDeletelesson,
wish only
words could be...
handsome
That they are not
DeleteThe whole lot
People do love Morgan Freeman.
ReplyDeleteThat they do
DeleteMakes a good movie too
Poet Iam not, So i cant rhyme a lot.
ReplyDeleteWhore or a lady women are great
if yoi dont believe me try going on a date;)
Been there done that
DeleteRather be avoided by Pat
Dear Pat, I'm not sure how to find which tags/search words are googled most often. So much of this eludes me! Peace.
ReplyDeleteUnder your stats on the blog
DeleteJust like turning a cog
Dear Pat, thanks for telling me. Peace.
DeleteNo problem at all
DeleteAt my hall
Oh my, the searches my blog gets are boring compared to yours. *pouts*
ReplyDeleteNow now don't pout
DeleteJust give a boobie shout lol
Morgan Freeman has a great speaking voice, but I wouldn't exactly put him under the search term, "whore"!
ReplyDeletehaha well I want to whore it up
DeleteSo people will search him and visit my little place as they sip from their cup
Morgan Freeman's the man.
ReplyDeleteMakes a good flick
DeleteAll are rather slick
Hey Pat and his cat,
ReplyDeleteThis is rather funny, a word search
whore at your shore, now that
explains your love for laying
in the hay...(lol)..
People find me through "wandering"
wandering with werewolves & vampires
wandering minds..you get the idea
so many interesting searches in view
who would have knew...
Just wanted to say hi
now I have to good-bye
tuning in the new show "The Dome"
I hope you enjoyed a great Canadian Day
at your fun bay..that is all I have to say
see you tomorrow my zany Pat and his cats..
Sweet dreams until you scream..lol..
a long day dropped a word..
Deletenow I have to "say" Good-bye
see what you do to me
wanting me to be in the hay
DeleteAnd scream at my bay
who had the dirty mind last night
Here at my site
Even flustered yourself
That you dropped a word at my shelf
Does the Dome do it for you?
LOL still have it sitting to watch at my zoo
Ohhh, I love Tory Burch! If you ever meet her because of you mad blogging skills, please have her send some samples my way ;)
ReplyDeletehaha will do
DeleteAs I'd never use it at my zoo
Hate the word whore.
ReplyDeleteMom used it as a label when I was only 12.
Now a days it doesn't hold the same meaning, but still. . .
Interesting blog. Those search terms do get weird!
haha yeah i only use it in such a way
Deletethat makes fun of myself at my bay
The Human will tell you a story:
ReplyDeleteIn Arthur Miller's play The Crucible (about the Salem witch trials in the 1690's) John Proctor says a line that goes: "It's a whore! It's a whore! My wife's only crime was that knew a whore when she saw one!"
The Human's American Lit class was reading this section of the play, and the kid playing John Proctor said, "It's a war! It's a war! My wife's only crime was that knew a war when she saw one!"
Because to the under-18 set, the "other" word is "Ho."
Ha ha ha!
hahahaha my how times have changed at ones sea
DeleteWhore and war don't even look the same at ones tree
From the search terms, I am thinking "What the hell kind of people come to Pat's site"... but again, what the hell! I am one of them :-)
ReplyDeleteAs long as you don't type any of that
Deletein a search engine mat
Bend over and I'll slap your ass for you Patt. ;)
ReplyDeleteHmmmmmm hmmmmm again
DeleteI will avoid you at my den lol
I totally forgot about Fubu lol! And let the cat litter in private' meanie! :)
ReplyDeletehaha what a search whore can do
DeleteYeah Pat should not view
Oh, my goodness o9ne and SOPA gave me such a laugh
ReplyDeleteNow I must type carefully not making my own gaffe
On this phone with tiny keys
Hit the right ones please oh please!
haha the phone can be hard to type right
Deletebeen there many a time at my site