So today the cat will prove how gullible the dog is with his rhyming biz. Yeah, I'll give some attention to the mutt. It's okay to do every once in a while at my hut. So just nod your head and agree as I go on my rhyming spree.
The dog wants to treat,
It wiggles its ass and puts up its feet.
Like a good little attention whore,
It gets a treat for such a chore.
While the cat demands a treat,
Or you'll be out on the street.
And after you feed a treat to a cat,
The only way you will get a paw as if it wants to give you a bat.
The dog has to go for a walk,
To prance about and let people gawk.
But it can't even pee all at once.
Instead it goes from tree to tree like a dunce.
While the cat digs a hole,
Maybe even taking care of that mole.
Then let's it fly,
Back once more to watching the birds in the sky,
You tell the dog a simple no,
It pouts and sinks down real low.
Waiting for you to change your mind.
Hoping from its sad face you'll turn kind.
Tell a cat anything to do with no.
They will do it anyway at their show.
Maybe even pretend they don't for a while,
Waiting until your sleep to act so vile.
You tell a dog to come as you pat your knee,
Looking like a crazy person at your sea.
And they come and slobber on you.
Just like you knew they would at your zoo.
You call a cat and do a dance.
They will barely give you a glance.
If you want them you have to come their way.
Don't expect it to be the other way around at any bay.
Then of course is where you sleep.
In the dog will creep.
And try to take the bed from you.
But at the end it will reside in view.
While in the cat struts its stuff.
If you don't move, things will get rough.
As extra scratch marks are just for you,
I know you needed an extra one or two.
The cat could go on all day here at his bay, that you obviously know from each daily rhyming show. Especially with the difference between the two. They are so gullible at each zoo. So was the cat spot on? At least we never leave things for you to pick up on the lawn. Of course you may find a dead rodent in the grass but that is just what is left and you will never see the part that comes out my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
The dog wants to treat,
It wiggles its ass and puts up its feet.
Like a good little attention whore,
It gets a treat for such a chore.
While the cat demands a treat,
Or you'll be out on the street.
And after you feed a treat to a cat,
The only way you will get a paw as if it wants to give you a bat.
The dog has to go for a walk,
To prance about and let people gawk.
But it can't even pee all at once.
Instead it goes from tree to tree like a dunce.
While the cat digs a hole,
Maybe even taking care of that mole.
Then let's it fly,
Back once more to watching the birds in the sky,
You tell the dog a simple no,
It pouts and sinks down real low.
Waiting for you to change your mind.
Hoping from its sad face you'll turn kind.
Tell a cat anything to do with no.
They will do it anyway at their show.
Maybe even pretend they don't for a while,
Waiting until your sleep to act so vile.
You tell a dog to come as you pat your knee,
Looking like a crazy person at your sea.
And they come and slobber on you.
Just like you knew they would at your zoo.
You call a cat and do a dance.
They will barely give you a glance.
If you want them you have to come their way.
Don't expect it to be the other way around at any bay.
Then of course is where you sleep.
In the dog will creep.
And try to take the bed from you.
But at the end it will reside in view.
While in the cat struts its stuff.
If you don't move, things will get rough.
As extra scratch marks are just for you,
I know you needed an extra one or two.
The cat could go on all day here at his bay, that you obviously know from each daily rhyming show. Especially with the difference between the two. They are so gullible at each zoo. So was the cat spot on? At least we never leave things for you to pick up on the lawn. Of course you may find a dead rodent in the grass but that is just what is left and you will never see the part that comes out my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
#1
ReplyDeleteStaying on top
DeleteWith the #1 pop
I love the feud that cats and dogs have but both are awesome and at the end of the day they're hard to decide between, I know which one you'll say though Pat.
ReplyDeleteYeah both are great
DeleteBut to the cat Pat has to relate
Cat/Dog difference is so true
ReplyDeleteEspecially habits of the loo
At the Farmers Market I did stroll
To buy some veggies was my goal
A man came walking with his duck
Harness and leash and a bit of luck
What a pet, is he potty-trained
I think the man must be hair-brained
I'll take the cat with his box of sand
And free the duck to roam the land
hahaha wow that would be a sight
DeleteHope the duck doesn't bite
Cat and dog over duck
Will surely board this truck
Err umm car
At our sand bar
Between cats and dogs are lots of difference
ReplyDeleteThey react not the same to similar situations
Dogs follow it plain
Cats are difficult to train
Funny enough Pat's Cat is never a problem
Hank
Yeah never a problem at all
DeleteHere at my hall
Just create a few
For those to view
And give a cat call
My lame brain never understood cats because they are complicated creatures. I speak dog language 'cause it's easier, "eat, pet, play, poop".
ReplyDeletehaha well you have them down
DeleteAs they want to mark everything in town
I used to have a cat
ReplyDeleteA while back,
That would come to my feet in a rush,
Every time I'd pull out his brush.
Odd I know,
But I did love that cat so.
I miss him.
Some love the brush
DeleteOthers won't mush
They'll go the other way
With such a display
Ha, ya I agree...if you tell a cat to do something (or not) it doesn't listen.
ReplyDeleteWhereas a dog listens perhaps half the time! LOL..
And as for peeing all at once, mine (for the most part) do.
Odd though...my boy dog doesn't 'mark' places other dogs have been
but one of my females sometimes does. LOL.
And my boy dog, being so much around his sisters,
most of the time will pee like a girl! Ha.
Too much information, I know.
hahaha never fear
DeleteIt is never tmi here
That is funny that he'll squat when he pees
Maybe he doesn't like going when there is a breeze
And the cat does it all with attitude. The dog has an attitude as well, just not sure what.
ReplyDeleteYeah the dog has an attitude of me me me
DeleteLook look look, child like at ones sea
There is only one Queen in my house.
ReplyDeleteAlthough,I wouldn't mind a cat
IF, it would kill the mouse
But my dogs listen nicely to my chat.
So,I will stick with critter control
Therefore,I guess I'm a silly fool.
Lucy from Lucy's Reality
haha yep you are the silly fool
DeleteAt least you don't drool
ha the cat def has a mind of its own, but it does have a compassionate bone, mine likes to snuggle, but only when it wants, or it will give trouble....
ReplyDeleteOh yeah when they want to
DeleteThey can show compassion at ones zoo
When they want to
Otherwise big screw you
Cats are jerks, but at least they're incredibly graceful. Cats are the only animal that can jump up on my computer desk and walk across my laptop, my pictures, and knick knacks like a little ninja without touching a single one of them. A dog, meanwhile, would jump up on the desk, freak out, and destroy everything in a single step.
ReplyDeletehaha yeah that is true
DeleteThey can go across and not bother you
Dogs just bulldoze through
Who cares what is in view
My cats come when I call!
ReplyDeleteAll 15 at my stall!
ha.
haha follow the leader
DeleteTo the kibble feeder
This is SO TRUE. Cats never conform, well maybe for one moment then back to their selfish ways. Although I love dogs and cats both, cats keep you on your toes and that's much more fun.
ReplyDeleteYeah cats keep you on your toes
DeleteDogs do to, as they chew things and cause woes
Cats are naturally selective to say the least
ReplyDeleteYep select everything
DeleteWhen they want to do it at their wing
When my dog goes for a walk she likes to run at light speed
ReplyDeleteshe's faster than a steed
Guess it would no longer be a walk
DeleteA run then as people gawk
Hi ! Pat Hatt, Miss Priss, and The Cat...
ReplyDelete...I must admit that you were spot-on [today] here at your mat as you compare[d] dogs [sometimes silly behavior] to [prissy out-going] cats...
By the way, it's good to be back...here at you mat...I have missed Miss Priss, and the ever-so bossy cat...lol
deedee :)
Yeah both are sure that way
DeleteAs they go about ones bay
You sure nailed a host of great comparisons. Dogs want to please, cats demand to be pleased.
ReplyDeleteYep they sure have the demand down
DeleteAnd if you don't listen they'll make you frown
Dogs can be logs and cats can be brats
ReplyDeletedespite the all the scratches
despite all the pats.
But be they big or be they small
it's hard not to love them in the face of it all.
VR Barkowski
That is very true
DeleteOnce they are with you
Hard not to
At your zoo
Yikes that kitty
ReplyDeleteshows no pity
for this drooling sort
that loves to cavort
over hill and dale
searching for a tail
to tug
overturn any rug
that doesn't allow
my sexy bow wow
haha must be many a rug
DeleteYou give a tug
And destroy
But it can bring joy
I could get my cats on my lap at will
ReplyDeleteOpen a can of tuna, oh what a thrill
They always thought cat food for sure
And often I couldn't resist, so pure
I also could coax them to my lap
But never for a relaxing nap
I'd pick up my yarn and then my hook
And they'd be playing before I could look
Yarn would be all over the floor
And I'd have to go buy more
haha yeah they see string
DeleteAnd they want the thing
Be right there at your feet
To tear it apart and eat
Cats and dogs have their differences
ReplyDeletethat is true, but what can you do
they both like treats & are unique
as they play hide and seek..
cats have their own mystique
But, just keep the cat away from
my bird, as I think he might
like that treat..yikes..
Hope you are enjoying your day!
haha yeah they both go for the treat
DeleteThere at their street
And just keep the he/she up high
And all the cat will do is give birdie the evil eye haha
orlin N cassie
ReplyDeleteeveree thing said bout de dawgs bee troo
think yur dadz gonna haz one ther at yur zoo !!
bulldog :)
haha maybe one day
DeleteBut not for a while at our bay
So very true
ReplyDeleteCats leave me feeling blue
When they don't come when I call
Instead, they high tail it down the hall.
My dogs are always eager to please
Every time I pat my knees.
But I love both dogs and cats
And would take either, in at my mat.
Yeah they both have their perks
DeleteAnd can bring forth smirks
One day a dog may come due
Won't make for a happy kitty crew
Dogs are superior
ReplyDeleteThey just don't know it
While cats can be bitchy
And ready to show it
Put them together and
Ask which is best
I'll say my stuffed animals
Beat all the rest.
xoRobyn
You still have stuffed animals on display?
DeleteThey are easier any day
No need to feed
No need to be peed
Just give them a hug
Or a drink from an imaginary mug
While cats may be nice and clean
ReplyDeleteLicking their paws and using them to preen
Give me the mutt every single time
They show that they love you, and don't think it's a crime.
hahaha the mutt can show with ease
DeleteBut it can even love fleas
WeeeeeeeeeeeDoggies, you are sure right!
ReplyDeleteFun to be right
DeleteHere at my site
And...that's why I have rats. lol
ReplyDeleteRats in a cage
DeleteCan be all the rage
Hahahhaha.... so true about cats and dogs. A dog will try to please the master, a cat will tell you where to get off if you even try to think you are the master.
ReplyDeletehaha yep, they'll flip you the bird
DeleteAnd make you feel absurd
The cat has the right of it:)
ReplyDeleteBeing right once more
DeleteWorks for me shore
Love them both
ReplyDeletea lot,
but cats - wiser,
sitting always on
the healing spot
Yeah they are more wise
DeleteBut both have great ties
Hmmm, woofies are people-pleasers;
ReplyDeleteWe are People-teasers.
We kitties value our pride;
Woofies shove theirs off to the side.
I'm glad that I'm a cat
No shred of any doubt about that!
haha yeah none at all
DeleteAt your hall
They do shove theirs aside
Wanting to go for a car ride
Caught them both, dogs have no pride what so ever
ReplyDeleteNo they do not
DeleteCats always plot
I have to say that I believe Black Jack
ReplyDeleteIs part cat!
She conforms to many of your words
Never showing the habits of nerds.
She caught a vole in a hole
(That's pretty close to a mole)
And as for coming when I call
She checks first for, at the very least, a ball (if not food).
hahaha one smart pup
DeleteMake sure food is in her cup
Love it Pat. You captured the cat dog contrast perfectly. :) You should see my cat though. He has a liquid imbalance in his brain, so he slobbers, stumbles, and enjoys walks on the leash around the neighborhood. Check him out, lol: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3TmnjUtUqY
ReplyDeletehaha wow he really goes
DeleteMany cats would just sit there and lick their toes
Our old cat used to think that she was a dog: played with toys, came running when I whistled, begged for treats, etc.
ReplyDeleteIt was a bit confusing for my simple brain.
Maybe that was the point
DeleteTo confuse you at your joint
Hey there Pat, I've been away
ReplyDeleteMissed some posts at your bay
But this was funny and true
Cats and dogs at anyone's zoo
Act like you said in your post
Dogs are loyal the most
Cats are aloof but cute still
Pets (and poets) are a thrill :)
That they are
DeleteNear and far
Dogs will please
And even share fleas
we have had both dogs and cats.
ReplyDeleteMyself, I am a wolf
A wolf isn't like cats, Pat
it is way more like a dog.
I was going to rhyme this thing
but I just am too tired!!!
Good to see you today at my home base,
You always cheer me up. xox jean
haha too tired to rhyme
DeleteThat is a crime
But glad I can bring cheer
With my little rhyming rear
I think the cats.ony make they want and sometimes love teasing you!
ReplyDeleteyou know always looking with his eyes so proud of themselves :)
Yeah he is rather smug
DeleteWith his proud mug
Sigh, this reminds me of how my ferrets used to break into the pantry all the time to steal food and treats for themselves.
ReplyDeletehaha no manners at all
DeleteJust steal, eat and have a ball
I love cats and dogs, but am highly allergic to cats. So Patches is my pet and my hubby says sometimes she's more cat than dog! :)
ReplyDeleteAllergies surely suck
DeleteBetter cat than duck haha
Hi Y'all,
ReplyDeleteWhile we run from tree to tree, boy cats spray all far and near without regard to indoor or out.
Y'all come by now,
Hawk aka BrownDog
haha yes there are some like that
DeleteThey are a naughty cat
I like them both. :)
ReplyDeleteThe way to be
DeleteAt your sea
Cat and Mutt..
ReplyDeletegiving you hard time Pat :)
But, it looks like you are enjoying that too :P
haha oh yeah fun to watch indeed
DeleteAs long as none bleed