Lets see what the cat can do today at his zoo to get some going with their celebration of fireworks glowing. This should be fun as away I give Independence Day a run.
What to say, what to say,
For good old Independence Day.
Will Smith kicking an aliens ass,
Mel Gibson letting it come to pass.
That is independant right?
As those aliens and British they fight.
Not British aliens though.
That would be one weird show.
I mean such an independent place,
Really gives independence a warm embrace.
For all are so independent each day,
They can make things go away.
Send the jobs overseas,
Cheap labor, yes please.
Thank God for those Chinese,
And lets not forget the Japanese.
Why make it here,
When we can ship it near.
Import from 26 countries to be exact,
At least those are the ones with the above board pact.
Live and let live we say.
As the British import stuff to our bay.
See we are so nice.
Forget the extra shipping price.
At least they tax us no more.
We can pocket our own taxes at our shore.
And if the IRS can't track you down.
A hit squad will decide on your town.
For those taxes we need,
Those million dollar golf games have to take seed.
But we still let you have machine guns.
Those can be bought by the tons.
Forget that they were made in China too.
That just isn't true.
You just rest easy in your beds,
My fellow fluoride heads.
For that is what independence is all about.
Let's give an independent shout.
And live in the past.
It's such an independent blast.
The cat just had to today at his zoo. But feel free to make fun of Canada as well. That isn't a hard sell. Either way the cat has no fear, whether you peer or cheer. All about the fun that comes under your sun. So enjoy your not so independent day there at your bay. I will now prepare for sass which is loved by my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
What to say, what to say,
For good old Independence Day.
Will Smith kicking an aliens ass,
Mel Gibson letting it come to pass.
That is independant right?
As those aliens and British they fight.
Not British aliens though.
That would be one weird show.
I mean such an independent place,
Really gives independence a warm embrace.
For all are so independent each day,
They can make things go away.
Send the jobs overseas,
Cheap labor, yes please.
Thank God for those Chinese,
And lets not forget the Japanese.
Why make it here,
When we can ship it near.
Import from 26 countries to be exact,
At least those are the ones with the above board pact.
Live and let live we say.
As the British import stuff to our bay.
See we are so nice.
Forget the extra shipping price.
At least they tax us no more.
We can pocket our own taxes at our shore.
And if the IRS can't track you down.
A hit squad will decide on your town.
For those taxes we need,
Those million dollar golf games have to take seed.
But we still let you have machine guns.
Those can be bought by the tons.
Forget that they were made in China too.
That just isn't true.
You just rest easy in your beds,
My fellow fluoride heads.
For that is what independence is all about.
Let's give an independent shout.
And live in the past.
It's such an independent blast.
The cat just had to today at his zoo. But feel free to make fun of Canada as well. That isn't a hard sell. Either way the cat has no fear, whether you peer or cheer. All about the fun that comes under your sun. So enjoy your not so independent day there at your bay. I will now prepare for sass which is loved by my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
No#1
ReplyDeleteHank
Guess all competition were on break
Deleteor off to bake a cake
Happy Fourth nice people there
ReplyDeleteFireworks and all wonderful fare
A rejoice
Just as much
Make it fun and games everywhere
Hank
Yeah a carnival of sorts
DeleteAt their courts
With some fun
under the sun
Playing some sports
Happy Birthday USA
ReplyDeleteGoing to celebrate today?
Being victims of an unaccountable
Rouge government , not doubtable
How can a Cat Canuck be more informed
On losses that are not yet mourned
Here's to Independence cheer
Fluoride Heads (LOL) the time is near
hahaha I stole the fluoride heads from you
DeleteHere at my zoo
Canada still has their head in the sand too
Just not as much as down below at the US zoo
I am surprised I have not seen independence day on the TV lately, normally they would show it on all the channels in advance
ReplyDeleteYeah they usually do
DeleteAnd they are making #2
I'm going to a parade & grilling. No fireworks here....unless someone gets angry. LOL.
ReplyDeletehaha don't go pissing anyone off
Deletethey may do more than scoff
ha. happy 4th for what its worth, to those that are free, and those still waiting for the day to say they too are, the home of the richest 1 %, and the ghettos where everyone else is sent...i can get bent but wont, wont get out of joint---its america, and i wouldnt live anywhere else...mostly cause i cant afford to move...ha...
ReplyDeleteYeah freedom is relative no matter where you are
DeleteThe 1% force the rest to live in their car
LOL well since the loonie is down
Your money is worth more at some canadian town
No sassss from "Auntie"... If we can't laugh, at ourself, what a bunch of "stick-in-the-muds" we are. lol... (Ever hear that old line, before???)
ReplyDeleteI come from a line of people, who sailed across the pond, and worked their butts off, to get me to where I am today. And we too, worked our butts off, so we kept to the family tradition. :-)
Happy Birthday, to this Beloved Land which I love...
"Auntie"
Yep heard that time and time again
DeleteAs it has been used at my den
Working ones butt off has to be done
If we are ever to enjoy the sun
So much truth in this gem/despite not living in the States, we, too suffer from the same social phlegm/it takes residence in your chest/end of the day, though, you know you're still oppressed.
ReplyDeleteStill, happy Independence Day! :-)
Greetings from London
Yeah still stuck
DeleteMakes you go what the umm duck
We like to live in our fog.
ReplyDeleteIt enables us to shout
UNITED STATES is "Top Dog"
As others laugh at the tout!
Lucy
haha and laugh they do
DeleteAt your backasswards zoo
So much truth in your sass, better watch out though, or some crazy may take offense and come after your little rhyming ass
ReplyDeleteHmmm need a bullet proof ass
DeleteSo i can avoid such a pass
Hey Cat,
ReplyDeleteMuch of what you say is true
so, I won't give you any sass
but, today is a day of celebration
and I plan to do just that
as I lay under a starry sky
& watch the fireworks display
of red, white and blue..I'll
lay my hand upon my heart
It's America & at least I am free
while so many in the world hunger
for a taste of freedom...
Enjoy your day at your bay...
its sunny here to that I say Yea!
Happy 4th of July!!!
Celebrate away
Deletethere at your bay
the way to be
May as well enjoy it at your sea
But as to the word free
That is all relative you see
More free than many, yes
But free of much and not in a mess
That gets a no
At our backasswards North American show
Well, today we celebrate America's freedom
Deletebut, it doesn't mean all people are free
as there are many chains even for those here
who are free..something to think about at
one's sea.
In any case it is always good to see
my friend Pat & his cats...
Yeah none are truly free
DeleteAlways something binding thee
A tax, a law or this or that
But it could be a far worse mat
the day has lost all meaning, just smoke and mirrors mainly
ReplyDeletethat is basically it
DeleteTrying to make america still a big hit
My country should never be immune to being poked fun at
ReplyDeleteAfter all, we deserve if sometimes for doing this and that
yes, yes you do
DeleteAs do we at our zoo
*it
ReplyDeletecousin it
DeleteHe was a hit
I wonder what George Washington and Thomas Jefferson would think if they dropped in and saw the state of affairs in the good old USA.
ReplyDeleteThey would probably move to some beach
DeleteFar out of the us's reach
Happy Independence Day around,
ReplyDeleteand more important now
if this celebration-
inside oneself than out.
Yeah inside is the best
DeleteThe one and only guest
Happy birthday stars and stripes,
ReplyDeleteEat, drink, and delay the fights,
I try to remember our countries history,
And pass it onto my kids gingerly,
Sad that our world is in such a mess,
Worrying over my kid's future causes much distress.
I fear this war will take a while to win,
So just for today I'll fill my glass with tonic and gin.
If ever it results in a win
DeleteWhich is a sin
But suck back the gin
And just enjoy a day at your bin
Listen my children and you will hear
ReplyDeletePenwasser singing....he's had too much beer.
The 4th of July means a picnic with friends
Burgers, hot dogs, yes beer.
The fun never ends.
Sounds grand indeed
DeleteThere at your feed
Just don't forget that when you prance
You have clothes on so none go in a trance
Will Smith might have been right...I coulda been at a BBQ!
ReplyDeleteYeah he had to take flight
DeleteBBQ would have been a better sight
ha - i think that's the biggest illusion in the world for any country to think they're independent..well meowed cat
ReplyDeleteYep no country is what so ever
DeleteWith their independent endeavor
Maybe North Korea though
As no one wants to deal with their crackpot of a show
Though today I celebrate
ReplyDeleteI've a nagging feeling we're not so great
For all the reasons that you state
If Canada got more sun and heat
I'd move there in a heartbeat.
xoRobyn
Yeah more sun and heat
DeleteWould sure be nice at my street
Hate the snow
That does blow
Any holiday that celebrates kicking the arse of the British is one I can get behind. You poor Canadians are still part of Her Royal Majesty's Commonwealth and you never even get to see the cunt in person either. Hahahahaha.
ReplyDeleteBut do any canadians even care?
DeleteNot that i am aware
The british did nothing to me
But I'll be damned if ever say I'm apart of any crap concerning her so called majesty
Nothing but a big money wasting crock
They all should go hide under a rock
Sit back to reflect, retrospect...give it all a glance
ReplyDeleteThat's how we celebrate the day marking our independence
A good reflect
DeleteOne should not neglect
Certainly we have our moments worth ridicule, no doubt about it. But we're still a patriotic bunch and today's a good excuse to paaaaaaaarty with the fam. :)
ReplyDeleteYou guys just celebrated Candada Day too, you're ahead of us on the party game. ;)
Party away
DeleteThat is a good excuse at ones bay
And yeah beat you
We do it come thanksgiving too
Those poor Brits
ReplyDeleteand their tea
in the sea
at Boston
the shits!
haha yeah poor brits
DeleteTheir tea is the pits
The cat is so busy on his lar
ReplyDeletehe doesnt go now to my yard,
x
I may have to dig a hole
DeleteAnd go then take a stroll
Today I'll appreciate all the great things
ReplyDeleteand not the negatives of which you sing...
Because there is still a wonderfulness
and most of us feel greatly blessed.
Yeah still some good
DeleteIn each hood
Really truly agree with what you say here Pat, I had a feeling that if this blog did focus on Independence Day then referenced would be the fact that there's actually aspects that are lacking in independence. Great post buddy.
ReplyDeleteYeah no such thing as independence for any place
DeleteSome just have a better rat race lol
We are not even celebrating this year. What is there to celebrate? NOTHING!!!
ReplyDeletefreedom?
DeleteFreedom is relative though
DeleteOne big smoke and mirrors show
geesh...go live in North Korea for a while and see if you don't think you had freedom before.
DeleteYep, some problems in the States
ReplyDeleteEconomy still not great
Jobs exported overseas, too
For cheap labor, true
But the principles survive
Of freedom that will thrive
With hard work and perseverance
We can keep our independence :)
Yeah in a way
DeleteIt is still true today
Or so we are allowed to believe no matter the sea
As they sit back and be greedy
I got to sleep in on a normal work day. I was independent from the alarm clock :)
ReplyDelete.....dhole
Well that is a plus
DeleteNo fuss
It has lost its meaning but its a good break
ReplyDeleteor just enjoy it anyway ~ Have a good night Pat ~
Yeah a good break
DeleteThat I'd take
Smith told the alien "welcome to earf"
ReplyDeletethen mr. alien hugged a smurf
The poor smurf
DeleteDidn't like him invading his turf
I wish the silly Humans could just be QUIET. Why do they have to have 'splosions??? I'm going back to sleep wif my little paws over my earsies.
ReplyDeleteI do not know
DeleteBut we wish they also would not blow
We just see it as an extra day from work. A day to gather with the friends and family, then take the kids to a firework show. As the years go by, more and more of our independence is flushed down the drain...
ReplyDeleteYeah that's all I see it as too
DeleteHere at our zoo
Not sure if the Japanese are notorious for cheap labour. Pretty sure they're more synonymous with seafood and questionable pornography.
ReplyDeleteWell i suppose at least all can get a thrill
DeleteWith plenty of fish at their hill
Do I get a reward for last too?
ReplyDeleteSame reward as first
DeleteWith your burst
Once upon a time
ReplyDeleteThis country of mine
Was a jewel for all to see
A place where we could be free
Change seems to stain everything
Taking away reasons to sing
Yet I still cherish my ancestors' fight
To escape a similar fight
And build a legacy and beaming light
That hopefully one day we'll once again get right
Yeah nothing can take that away
DeleteOf what they did at your bay