This post will be about nothing at all today at my hall. That is what Betsy called for way back when at my den. So nothing is going to come due for all of you to view.
How was that for a post about nothing today, here at my bay? Wait, isn't it always that way? I guess I have a random display. But if the blog is a rockin it is okay to come a knockin. For a snip snip has come to pass to my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.

Do nothing day.
There at your bay.
Holiday for the rest of us.
Won't get hit by a bus.

Be a book thief.
Cause librarians grief.
Fun to do.
Unless they find you.

Wag your tongue,
Like your bell is rung.
Or call Jimmy too.
I hear Jimmy likes to talk to you.

Or take up the whole dance floor.
As you flail about and explore.
Others will move aside,
As you flail with pride.

Get a nifty suit.
Walk and toot.
All will smile,
Or run a mile.

This is what the Grammar Nazi strives to be.
Better watch out or he'll get thee.
No soup for you,
May also come due.

You are styling now.
People will go wow.
Or cringe a bit,
Thinking you are a twit.

You are so cool,
Could jump in the pool.
But it my shrink,
And won't get you a wink.

Who doesn't like a good shower?
Especially one with power.
Multi task as you clean.
That is oh so serene.

But do not jump down the rabbit hole.
That is not a lofty goal.
You may get stuck.
Or maybe you just need to up chuck.
How was that for a post about nothing today, here at my bay? Wait, isn't it always that way? I guess I have a random display. But if the blog is a rockin it is okay to come a knockin. For a snip snip has come to pass to my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
No.#1
ReplyDeleteHank
three in a row
DeleteLook at you go
#2
ReplyDeleteWay late
Delete#2 is your fate
is he washing the salad in the shower....?
ReplyDeletethat's not such a bad idea me thinks...smiles
Seems like an idea to be had
DeleteAs he seems rather glad
I'm not doing much today either... It's the weekend and time for a couple days of rest. Have a wonderful weekend Pat!
ReplyDeleteThat is the way to be
DeleteNothing at all for a few days at your sea
WOW A potpourri of nothings
ReplyDeleteCould fill a room with cussings
It's hard to tell which way to go
In or out high or low
This or that them or those
Wishful thinking strike a pose
You're better off with nothing to say
To go back to bed and forget the day
Gets lots of sleep
DeleteThat way at your keep
Unless two have nothings to say
Or whisper them at their bay
Then you may not get any sleep
The poor bed may end up in a heap lol
ha. i have a book called the art of doing nothing, its not so easy to do as you have demonstrated at your zoo, or combine a few, like grate the cheese while you use the loo...make salad dressing while having a boil lanced
ReplyDeleteCheese on the loo
DeleteWhat a thing to do
The art of doing nothing would be quite the art
Nothing is always something, even a fart
remind me never to eat cheese at Brian's house...
Deletehaha okay unless they are brown
DeleteThen you know he didn't flush it down
Only a crook
ReplyDeleteWould steal a library book
Always take a warm shower
George knows a cold one will make you, um, lose power
Yeah power to the cold
DeleteThings look less bold
My husband loves Seinfeld and it is too sad that I know all those shows.
ReplyDeleteLucy from Lucy's Reality
Not sad at all
DeleteNow if you know all the shows to 50 different shows then give sad a call
Is it nothingness with the Seinfeld gang?
ReplyDeleteOne is engrossed not wanting it to end
It's heady
Light comedy
Most entertaining episodes all the time
Hank
Yeah entertain
DeleteDoing nothing at their lane
As away they go
To and fro
Being rather vain
I would love to do nothing today
ReplyDeletebut have lots of errands to do today
Have a lovely weekend Pat ~
A cheat rhyme too
DeleteLook at you
You said Jimmy too, and I thought of Jimmy Choo!! Anything that gets me thinking of shoe shopping is alright by me. ;)
ReplyDeletehaha oh the shoes
DeleteBet you have enough to fill a cruise
I'm not a Palm Beach girl anymore. Jimmy Choo's are frowned upon in Michigan (GASP, it took a lot of years for me to come to grips with such things). I now wear sweatpants and blue jeans most of the time, and have come to like it. :) Must be the old age thing creeping up on me (that savage knows no boundaries). ;)
Deletehaha old age
DeleteMust be all the rage
Lazy clothes
And nothing fancy on your toes
Sometimes nothing is a darn good option!
ReplyDeletethat it surely is
DeleteNothing would be a great biz
One task done...another task...Bing!
ReplyDeleteStop it all for once...I wish I could do that...sigh!
But somehow I think
Just to watch and do nothing
you should be sitting real high
Yeah i wish too
DeleteCould stop and do nothing at my zoo
But plenty to be had
Here at my pad
Sitting upon high
With a gawker eye
That was quite a post about nothing today! Kinda like pulling a rabbit out of a hat?
ReplyDeleteYeah that it kinda was indeed
DeleteDid it at super speed
Ha, I like that nifty suit
ReplyDeleteand bet it cost lots of loot!!
Bet it does indeed
DeleteNever pay that or wear it at my feed
Doing nothing
ReplyDeletekeep on flushing
also brushing
and no think!
Thanks for little,
thanks for nothing
for today
at your display!
Nothing is fine
DeleteBut he feline
Away be dine
And cross the line
That's exactly how I dance - a flail about! :)
ReplyDeleteLove the post about nothing!
Flail about
DeleteWith a twist and shout
No rhyming today because I have to say:
ReplyDeleteThe humor of Seinfeld is pretty much my humor.
That is why it was one of my favorite, and oft-quoted, shows.
Yeah it was a great show indeed
DeleteEnjoyed it to at my feed
A day of nothing at your zoo
ReplyDeletereally amounts to something
just look at the Seinfeld crew
a show about nothing really
became a big hit, who knew
One is always doing something
like, breathing, dreaming, sleeping
even when they think they are doing
nothing..lol..so always something
to do at one's zoo...
Hope you enjoy your day doing something...
Yeah nothing is something indeed
DeleteAt each an every feed
Always working one way or another too
As you body works to rid things from you
So can't really say that
but it will be said any way by the cat
Good memories of Seinfeld
ReplyDeleteMuch ado about everyday,
shrinkage, pimp hats and lettuce in the shower
Elaine's jerky dance and the cafe before empowers
was a word...
Much indeed
DeleteAs they planted the nothing seed
This post ever so slightly devolved from nothingness to actually something but I still liked it all the same time Pat haha, it's funny the things that you can get up to when you're really doing nothing!
ReplyDeleteNothing at all
DeleteCan turn into much at my hall
The funny thing is I only watched 3 episodes of that show and the soup Nazi episode was one of them. That was funny.
ReplyDeleteYeah the soup nazi was great
DeleteHe sure had hate
Nothing like a little Seinfield. Soup Nazi is a classic. Although glad I didn't see a couple images of those while I was eating.
ReplyDeleteYeah probably for the better I'd say
DeleteMay ruin your appetite at your bay
Awesome post today! Ah, the Elaine dance...don't you just wish you can dance like that?
ReplyDeleteMadison:-)
Right
DeleteI got two left feet anyway at my site haha
no soup for you
ReplyDeletebut luckily it was poo stew
Lucky indeed
DeleteBlah to that at ones feed
Don't remember such a request
ReplyDeletebut you scored with the Seinfeld best!
Knew every single one
and the pool shrinkage has won.
hahahaha....
hahaha that was great
DeleteAs was each trait
About nothing at all
They gave a call
Good advice. You never know what might be in a rabbit hole!
ReplyDeleteYeah the rabbit hole
DeleteMay really house a troll
Is it sad that I know every single one of these episodes? I can quote from each one! I even have the Seinfeld DVD game ha ha
ReplyDeleteHave a great weekend!!
Not sad at all
DeleteKnow many at my hall
But don't have the board game
I guess you are more lame
A little nothing
ReplyDeleteturned into something
but nothing to do
with Seinfeld's shoo.
I'm a rare bird
and missed the hullabaloo.
Must have been on another planet
caught up in stuff.. just stuff, damn it.
All the more pleasure today
Great jokes held at bay
For a very long time.
Now discovered in your gut-tickling rhymes.
Thanks, Pat Hatt! Really must pop over here more often. Always a laugh and some thoughts to be had too :)
It was fun
DeleteI watched it after it was done
So missed it too
Had other things to do
glad it is grand
To visit my land
No pictures like you
But I make due
When Seinfeld went off the air,
ReplyDeleteTW's faculty partied with flair:
They served Yoo-Hoo and Junior mints
Big salad, Snickers and Twix!
They had soup and marble rye and Pez
And it was a real blow-out, so she says!
Damn that was grand
DeleteThere at your land
Didn't get to join in?
That is just a sin
I have learned nothing from this post. Mission accomplished.
ReplyDeleteDamn I am good
DeleteIn my hood
Oh, I love Seinfeld, too
ReplyDeleteA funny post at your zoo
A puffy shirt, yeah styling
Nothing like Elaine dancing :)
haha yeah great show
DeleteEven as they stoop low
Great show
ReplyDeleteWas indeed
DeleteOn the tv feed
Yep, a perfect show about nothing
ReplyDeleteNothing at all
DeleteOn the tv wall
My husband got me started on Seinfeld. I never watched it when it aired, but have caught up with the dvd sets. Seriously one of the best shows about nothing ever!
ReplyDeleteThat it is indeed
ReplyDeleteAlso watched it after it aired at my feed