So for dVerse we are going to play a game. Warning, it may not turn out so tame. Now we go to all of you where only a few lines can come due. That is right. Only allowed for two lines to come to light.
There we were in the dead of night.
I saw some bats take flight.
Hank: "Did I see what I think I just saw?"
Don't interrupt or I will show you the claw.
As I was saying, there I was in the dark.
Not even a dog out to bark....
Terry: "What happens if I press that?"
You people are really annoying the cat.
Brian: "Did I see what I think I just saw?"
I think it is time I lay down the law.
Folklore: "What happens if I press that?"
You will put your finger in scat.
It will turn very brown.
Now all of you leave my crazy town.
Keith: "Did I see what I think I just saw?"
Do you want me to smack you in the jaw?
Manzanita: "What happens if I press that?"
An anvil will drop on your head and squash you flat.
Truedessa: "What happens if I press that?"
Your lips will be stapled shut and you can't blabber at any mat.
Alex: "Did I see what I think I just saw?"
Quiet ninja wannabe or on your guitar strings I'll gnaw.
Mary: "What happens if I press that?"
I'll send you a nice dead rat.
Lucy: "Did I see what I think I just saw?"
Yes, it was a grocery store so you can now pick up your jaw.
Yolanda: "Did I see what I think I just saw?"
Only if you like cowboys that give a yee haw!
The Silver Fox: "What happens if I press that?"
Orson will sit on your head like a hat.
Anne: "Did I see what I think I just saw?"
Was it a rabbit eating your gardens raw?
Adam:"Did I see what I think I just saw?"
Yes, that guy really can't draw.
Rosey:"What happens if I press that?"
You will wind up with a permanent tat.
Klahanie:"Did I see what I think I just saw?"
Maybe Penny will whack you with her paw.
Susan:"What happens if I press that?"
You will get swarmed by a gnat.
Waffles:"Did I see what I think I just saw?"
Does whining count as breaking the law?
Farawayeyes:"Did I see what I think I just saw?"
Sadly, having no shoes on your feet is a flaw.
Betsy:"What happens if I press that?"
All your cats will call you fat.
Al:"What happens if I press that?"
Nothing, a sidewalk loo is rather flat.
Elsie:"What happens if I press that?"
You get a nice present on your doorstep from the cat.
Damn, this really went to hell.
Next time be nice and at least ring the doorbell.
Could you guys not think of any other lines? You have less of a vocabulary than monkeys swinging from vines. I guess I'll have to put some traps in the grass. That will keep your two lines away from my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
There we were in the dead of night.
I saw some bats take flight.
Hank: "Did I see what I think I just saw?"
Don't interrupt or I will show you the claw.
As I was saying, there I was in the dark.
Not even a dog out to bark....
Terry: "What happens if I press that?"
You people are really annoying the cat.
Brian: "Did I see what I think I just saw?"
I think it is time I lay down the law.
Folklore: "What happens if I press that?"
You will put your finger in scat.
It will turn very brown.
Now all of you leave my crazy town.
Keith: "Did I see what I think I just saw?"
Do you want me to smack you in the jaw?
Manzanita: "What happens if I press that?"
An anvil will drop on your head and squash you flat.
Truedessa: "What happens if I press that?"
Your lips will be stapled shut and you can't blabber at any mat.
Alex: "Did I see what I think I just saw?"
Quiet ninja wannabe or on your guitar strings I'll gnaw.
Mary: "What happens if I press that?"
I'll send you a nice dead rat.
Lucy: "Did I see what I think I just saw?"
Yes, it was a grocery store so you can now pick up your jaw.
Yolanda: "Did I see what I think I just saw?"
Only if you like cowboys that give a yee haw!
The Silver Fox: "What happens if I press that?"
Orson will sit on your head like a hat.
Anne: "Did I see what I think I just saw?"
Was it a rabbit eating your gardens raw?
Adam:"Did I see what I think I just saw?"
Yes, that guy really can't draw.
Rosey:"What happens if I press that?"
You will wind up with a permanent tat.
Klahanie:"Did I see what I think I just saw?"
Maybe Penny will whack you with her paw.
Susan:"What happens if I press that?"
You will get swarmed by a gnat.
Waffles:"Did I see what I think I just saw?"
Does whining count as breaking the law?
Farawayeyes:"Did I see what I think I just saw?"
Sadly, having no shoes on your feet is a flaw.
Betsy:"What happens if I press that?"
All your cats will call you fat.
Al:"What happens if I press that?"
Nothing, a sidewalk loo is rather flat.
Elsie:"What happens if I press that?"
You get a nice present on your doorstep from the cat.
Damn, this really went to hell.
Next time be nice and at least ring the doorbell.
Could you guys not think of any other lines? You have less of a vocabulary than monkeys swinging from vines. I guess I'll have to put some traps in the grass. That will keep your two lines away from my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
No.#1
ReplyDeleteHank
Now #27
DeleteGood heavens!
It's 7.21
Hank
An off day
DeleteAll are lounging about their bay
even late still first
Deletefar from the worst
Lucky day
DeleteThat I'll say!
Thanks Adam.
Hank
Lucky
DeleteAnd Plucky
#2
ReplyDeleteA little late
DeleteSuch a fate
Wow, you'd think your follows could say more than two lines
ReplyDelete*followers
DeleteTwo is hard to do
DeleteMaybe three will be said by a few
Yikes, a nice dead rat would not be something for me
ReplyDeleteI'd throw it out in the deep blue sea
or onto a branch of the highest tree
or give it to some cats for company.
(Did you see my interview over at dVerse
It was an honor, not at all perverse!)
Have not saw that
DeleteWill have a look at the dVerse mat
And I'm sure you'd give glee
Too many a kitty
ha we will always be full of questions and randomly mention them and curiousity, you know what that does to the cat but we do similar where we are at a curious lot indeed...
ReplyDeleteCurios is the way to be
DeleteLet it fly free
Nice post
ReplyDeleteSo you say
DeleteEvery day
Don't touch the guitar strings!
ReplyDeleteOnly two lines? That's about all I say anyway.
The cat would like to chew
DeleteAt least I got two out of you
YEA, I get the shit line!
ReplyDeleteJust a bit of scat
DeleteNothing wrong with that
What happens if I press that?
ReplyDeletemy lips will be stapled shut
no blabbering thanks to the cat
have no fear, I will blabber this day
my mind you cannot close at my hut
resourceful, I will find another way
haha a handy dandy staple remover
and this I know how to maneuver
now, I am free to blabber away
as you wiggle your butt & do your strut
now, cat here I am for another say
my lips are free to sing & shout
as my wagging tongue blabbers about...
lol..oh I will blabber some more today
you can count on that at your bay..
LOL damn staple remover
DeleteLetting you flap like a hoover
Oh that just fit
The cat has such wit
Just when you wag your tongue
Don't pop a lung
Or drool at all
Of course if you stick it out long enough you may get a cat call haha
I told you I would find a way to blabber
Deletecheck out my bay as I blabber away...lol..
Will go there
DeleteAnd have a stare
Sometimes I struggle to come up with more than two lines
ReplyDeleteIn the writing world that is punishable by several fines
They can be made out to the cat
DeleteIf you can spell that use Pat
Did you see what I think I just saw
ReplyDeleteI just couldn't believe my eyes
It's already 7.21am
and still no takers
the winning streak
without a break
Made it by the skin of my teeth
Hank
In by two minutes today
DeleteCould have gone a different way
Don't press that Pat!! You never know what might come out of there.
ReplyDeleteBut I have to know
DeleteSo a pressing I will go
Never turn your back on a cat, ask the rat.
ReplyDelete:)
The rat can't answer though
DeleteIt no longer is around to show
Press that? We're all wishing for an 'easy button' to press... to make you shut up. lol....
ReplyDeletefat? seriously? geesh.
LOL not gonna happen at my sea
DeleteDone through november with glee
Hey, it wasn't this cat
It will be all the ones at your mat
done through november you say?
Deletequality is better than quantity any day.
and you're putting words in my cats' mouths
they would never say I was fat down south.
hahahaha....
Don't worry some big ones will come
DeleteAnd nothing about your bum haha
geesh! I hope not. lol...
DeleteLOL well there are a few about you
DeleteOne is a video too
Press a button watch things go
ReplyDeleteDrop an anvil from head to toe
Squish me flat like a mat
I'll come back and haunt the Cat
I've got powers, scooby doo
I'll be back when you hear BOO
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Hahaha Another great, creative post
Then I will have to get the mutt
DeleteSome scooby snacks at my hut
He'll come and scare you away
If not, the cat will just stink up his bay
Two lines sounds a lot to me.
ReplyDeleteIt sounded like they were all in the back-seat of the car and you are driving somewhere.
"Are we there yet?"
haha yeah that it does indeed
DeleteCan annoy and be fun to do at ones feed
"Did I see what I think just saw?"
ReplyDeleteThe cat trying to swipe me with his paw?
"What happens if I press that?"
I make the cat use my name instead of 'one eye' at his mat!
Pfft!!!!!
That is what you get old one eye
DeleteFor stealing an eyeball under your sky haha
I may do a post just for you
Deleteand use that avatar at my zoo!
haha be fun to see
DeleteAnd give more ammo to me
"The Silver Fox: "What happens if I press that?"
ReplyDeleteOrson will sit on your head like a hat."
I'm laughing because you wrote that and I'm sure could write more than two lines, but that's OK because you have some many saying so much.
Orson's my cat, in case you're wondering.
DeleteCan write more each day
DeleteAt my bay
As can the fox
And yes Orson resides at his docks
You really must learn to curb these violent tendencies... Scat! Claw! Staple! Tat! Swarm! Rat!
ReplyDeleteSounds like the Cell Block Tango, but with cats...
Bah let the loose
DeleteTake them out on a goose
Can ring its neck
They aren't playing with a full deck
I wouldn't be surprised if Orson did sit on my head. He's been sitting everywhere else he's not supposed to sit!
ReplyDeleteAnd... Only two lines? Me? Ha!
haha counter and what have you
DeleteIs so much fun to do
Yes, long winded at your zoo
Can come into view haha
Oh, how I try to avoid the grocery shopping.
ReplyDeleteYesterday, I ate Peanut Butter and Honey
But today I must go isle hopping.
Oh, goodness I hope it turns out sunny :)
haha in and out is the way to be
DeletePush by them or hit them and go weee
How appropriate that you've put Hank first! :)
ReplyDeleteHad to be #1
DeleteAs he goes for it under my sun
HA! Too funny Pat. Maybe I need to have a Press Conference!
ReplyDeletehaha could really get press happy
DeleteThey may get flappy
The last time I pressed that...I lost a barrier and the bet!
ReplyDeleteDamn, might want to be paranoid
DeleteAnd from now on avoid
If the button
ReplyDeleteis pressed,
you better run
for nothing will
be left
under your sun.
The bombs will
fly from the
sky and to Canada
we'll all say
"bye, bye".
"Not here!"
you say
from the mat
at your bay.
"We've done
nothing wrong.
We're just
singing our song."
It could happen
to anyone
WWIII here we come!
Pfft the cat will catch it in his ass
DeleteThen blow it out like nothing but gas
No WWIII for me
I'll pitch those suckers in the sea
I didn't know you could do that Cat. I'll ring up Putin directly and make a deal. You'll be mass produced in no time and I'll be rich. Rich I tell you!
DeleteI'll sue
DeleteAnd take every penny from your zoo
"Don't touch that button!" you yell in a rant?
ReplyDeleteMaybe I'll press it just 'cause you say we can't!
You can't tell old ladies what not to do;
We reserve the right to be foolish, too.
That right is fine
DeleteBy this feline
Then the ammo I can use
Nutty old ladies make the news
My kids don't ask. They just press.
ReplyDeletehaha better to ask forgiveness than permission I suppose
DeleteEven if it causes woes
Oh my, Cat! What did you do with your finger?
ReplyDeleteNot just that, but why did you let it linger...?
It's not always good to put it in scat,
to turn it brown , tan or all that....
I'm sorry I passed the two line limit,
I pressed the doorbell but there was nothing in it...
You had a lot to say
DeleteMore than two lines today
And at least you know about the scat
That will keep you clean at your mat
Even if I knew it was wrong, I'd still press it. Can't resist temptation, even if it's going to burn my ass later.
ReplyDeletehaha I may have to use that
DeleteHere at my mat
That you did, my friend. That you did lol.
Deletehaha shhh can't tell
DeleteHave to wait a spell
If whining breaks the law Pat then I am in big trouble, probably looking at a couple of consecutive life sentences! This was just hilarious Pat, loved it.
ReplyDeleteAt least you'll have a nice cell forever
DeleteMaybe you want to push the button or pull a lever
Nothing good comes outta pressing that
ReplyDeleteNo flowers or rainbows at your mat
So I say, I've gotta run
There are others things to touch
That are lots more fun.
xoRobyn
haha oh to the gutter I go
DeleteAre the things high or low
some buttons would stay better un-pressed...yet...who really could resist...ahem..smiles
ReplyDeletehaha yeah have to give it a go
DeleteWith their red glow
lol - What can I say? So glad to visit the cat today:)
ReplyDeleteGlad you are
DeleteAt my sand bar
I heard an explosion down by your mat,
ReplyDeleteGuess they pressed that button in no time flat.
Will they ever learn not to do that?
Messing things up on your vat.
Nope, away the go
DeleteLetting it flow
As they search high and low
At least there is no lawn to mow
orlin N cassie
ReplyDeletesum times pull iz just az bad
R two line verse iz trooly sad
:)
hay, enjoy yur twoozday !!!!!!!
haha not that sad
DeleteMaybe just a tad
No way I will press my finger on that
ReplyDeleteand get strangled with my cravat
now let's sit down and chat
I know you can be cuddly, dear cat
Fun read Pat :-)
haha try to cuddle the cat
DeleteAnd you may turn flat
Press that?
ReplyDeleteYou bet, then scat.
Don't tramp in scat
DeleteLeft by a rat
This is so funny Pat ~ I think I will just ahead & press that ~
ReplyDeleteA least you confess
DeleteThat you'd press
Did I see what you saw? A star, a star, shining in the night! It will bring us goodness and light....
ReplyDeleteLet's hope so
DeleteAnd not a plight decides to show
How about Cat and Pat?
ReplyDeleteWill they press that?
Did they see what I saw?
Or they just back and fro?
:)
They pressed it long ago
DeleteHere at our show
You label your poems as fun & games
ReplyDeleteFunny, because I'd label them the same way
haha fun to do
DeleteAt my zoo
Dear Pat, you are one talented rhymer and one talented thinker as well! Peace.
ReplyDeleteTalent times two
DeleteWorks for my zoo
There are lots of possibilities to find words that rhyme with that, but saw is a bit harder right from the bat; still I admire your attempt to give it a try, even if it did go a little bit awry.
ReplyDeletebetty
haha yeah can be a pain
DeleteAs saw only has so many at ones lane
Uh, we think we won't be touching anything!
ReplyDeleteGood choice
DeleteYou can rejoice
I always thought those films stretched credulity.Didn't he die of cancer in the first one?
ReplyDeleteLaw of diminishing returns, it descends in to cartoon.
Talking of cat though, did you see the cat twerking vid?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SnkOdUORlmE
Yeah it is quite a stretch
DeleteThem I do not want to fetch
LOL look at that cat go
Quite the flow
you are incorrigible at your sea
ReplyDeletei liked the shit line too
three lines is all ur getting out of me:)
Well you beat two
DeleteThere at your zoo
Fill your rummer,
ReplyDeleteLast night was the first time
Some Kiwi friends ordered rum and coke
I said to them I didn't know Kiwi blokes
drank rum and coke
They said it was America's Cup
and without a hiccup
they were drinking the sailors muck
Wow going all out
DeleteWell out and about
Before the end of summer
Filling that rummer
Rhyme sublime this is not
ReplyDeletebut loads of fun: it is hot.
I see friends from the pub -
but here's the rub -
they're answering back in droves!
Yeah they talk back
DeleteAt my shack
Who knew?
I guess a few
Loving the rhyme! Keep it up and great looking site.
ReplyDeleteWill do
DeleteAt my zoo
They say curiosity kills the cat :)
ReplyDeleteThat is fine at my bay
DeleteAs satisfaction brings me back the next day