How can it be that the most pay goes to the baby? At least if you're the biggest baby of all there at the movie hall. Cry me a river has a whole new meaning when you get a movie that is screening.
Look at me sit in my chair.
I am a human that is so rare.
I have a full head of hair.
And if not, I have a wig to wear.
I sit and suck my thumb all day.
Stopping for a moment or two to have my say.
Wait! The words are not even mine.
I just have to memorize the line.
And if that is too tough for little old me.
I'll just get some cue cards big enough to see.
Then I go back to my fancy chair.
There I will give an evil glare.
It will indicate things will soon head south.
So please me as I stick my thumb in my mouth.
You must read my mind to,
Or I will cry, boo hoo.
Don't be rude,
Get me my food.
I want to have a drink,
Something from the Alps and not a sink.
I don't want to pick out my clothes.
I'm too great to even pick my nose.
So both will be done by you,
Unless you want me to boo hoo.
You may as well bath me while you're at it.
But you have to do it where I sit.
I'll take a shave as well.
Do it now or I'll cause hell.
I'll stomp into my little trailer,
Crying like a drunken sailor.
Oops I meant a newborn baby.
I don't want to hear no or maybe.
Just say yes and get it done.
Do not walk, you better run.
I don't care if you're a nun.
I want you to get it done.
Making me repeat myself is not wise.
For I will let loose my wailing cries.
After all I am such a great actor.
I put to shame those people on Fear Factor.
Call the cat crazy but to be so lazy that you can't even get your own damn drink, you are nothing but a fink. I bet they think their crap don't stink. Probably a better class in the clink. I'm done looking at that so called class, with my crazy but never lazy, little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.
Look at me sit in my chair.
I am a human that is so rare.
I have a full head of hair.
And if not, I have a wig to wear.
I sit and suck my thumb all day.
Stopping for a moment or two to have my say.
Wait! The words are not even mine.
I just have to memorize the line.
And if that is too tough for little old me.
I'll just get some cue cards big enough to see.
Then I go back to my fancy chair.
There I will give an evil glare.
It will indicate things will soon head south.
So please me as I stick my thumb in my mouth.
You must read my mind to,
Or I will cry, boo hoo.
Don't be rude,
Get me my food.
I want to have a drink,
Something from the Alps and not a sink.
I don't want to pick out my clothes.
I'm too great to even pick my nose.
So both will be done by you,
Unless you want me to boo hoo.
You may as well bath me while you're at it.
But you have to do it where I sit.
I'll take a shave as well.
Do it now or I'll cause hell.
I'll stomp into my little trailer,
Crying like a drunken sailor.
Oops I meant a newborn baby.
I don't want to hear no or maybe.
Just say yes and get it done.
Do not walk, you better run.
I don't care if you're a nun.
I want you to get it done.
Making me repeat myself is not wise.
For I will let loose my wailing cries.
After all I am such a great actor.
I put to shame those people on Fear Factor.
Call the cat crazy but to be so lazy that you can't even get your own damn drink, you are nothing but a fink. I bet they think their crap don't stink. Probably a better class in the clink. I'm done looking at that so called class, with my crazy but never lazy, little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.
No.#1
ReplyDeleteHank
Now it is # 51
DeleteA new round has begun!
Hank
The big 1 0 0
DeleteCould show
Not much difference between a pampered actor and a baby, is there?
ReplyDeleteNope, not much at all
DeleteExcept they can speak a bit more at their hall
Big baby can sure cause some havoc
ReplyDeleteCan keep many quietly at their dock
Just so a few rantings
Keep others scurrying
It's felt better not to let the boat rock
Hank
Pitch them off the dock
DeleteThen the boat can rock lol
An original by you
ReplyDeleteAlways creative at your zoo :)
Can create
DeleteAt my gate
An original by you
ReplyDeleteAlways creative at your zoo :)
Times two
DeleteNot so original by you lol
A double comment, how fun
DeleteMore views under the sun
As you now get three from me :)
Three is great
DeleteThree is grand
At this rate
I'll have no room in my litterbox sand
So many big babies come to mind while reading this...
ReplyDeleteSometimes I wish everyone would just tell what they know about so and so; it would be so entertaining.
Unless they tell what they know about me...I wouldn't like that so much. LOL
LOL could put on a show
DeleteWhere they blabber about you high and low
Don't forget the imported pure water for the bath... that's a must, I hear for some.
ReplyDeleteUggg yeah heard that too
DeleteI'd use it for the loo
This brings Hollywood to mind
ReplyDeleteThere are many babies there to find
Too good to pick out their own clothes
And they just walk around turning up their nose
That is all they seem to do
DeleteWay more than a few
even if their nose is plastic
Snap them with an elastic
I guess it's our fault, we the people
ReplyDeletePlace them higher than a steeple
Then their ego say Oh Gee
I'm the greatest. Look at me
That is true too
DeletePeople need to get a clue
OK, now tell us how you really feel.
ReplyDeleteha.
Then I would swear
DeleteToo much at my lair lol
heh. yes he who cries the loudest gets the care from those outside your lair, i know a few big babies kinda glad i am not one of their diaper changing ladies, you know...ha
ReplyDeletehaha yeah that would be a job
DeleteI'd leave to dear old what about bob
I don't think I'd ever be able to become "one of those people." It would make me so uncomfortable to treat people like dirt.
ReplyDeleteYeah and I'd just feel lazy too
DeleteCan get my own water bottle thank you
I love babies anyway lol
ReplyDeleteEven 200 pound ones?
DeleteThey can cry tons
Don't think I could be pampered in this style, would not want to behave like this for a very long while.
ReplyDeletebetty
Yeah would no be the way
DeleteI'd want either at my bay
Plenty of those in the movie business
ReplyDeleteThat there are
DeleteNear and far
Bawling babies are not attractive, whether they are little tykes or spoiled adults!
ReplyDeleteYep, both are a pain
DeleteBut one should no better on the baby train
We're all just big babies in big grown up bodies. Some worse than others.
ReplyDeleteSome way way worse
DeleteEnough to surely make me curse
I would never make it in Hollywood
ReplyDeleteI prefer the way I run my own show in my hood.
Couldn't stand to have someone wait on me all day
Having someone do it all for me? No Way!
I agree
DeleteWould bother my ocd
To have it all done for me
Here at my sea
The squeaky wheel gets the attention, right?
ReplyDeleteThat is true
DeleteFor more than a few
Squeaky wheel. Yeah. One thing that's nice is that very young children can learn sign language to communicate before they're able to form words.
ReplyDeleteThat is true too
DeleteThey have more of a clue
You've got that right!
ReplyDeleteWhat a fine sight!
Like being right
DeleteAt my site
The thumb? There's a sucker born every minute!
ReplyDeleteAnd they suck away
DeleteEach and every day
If a yahoo wants to act like a big spoiled baby,
ReplyDeleteI've got just the cure, and I don't mean maybe.
Knock him out of that me-first rut
By taking away his limo and paddling his butt.
Paddle their butts, and take
Paddle and take
DeleteThey will shake
Find someone new
To make things come due
orlin N cassie...ya noe what class we hate de most...math...rite next ta like his tree N that one bout noe inn up frum down...uh...geo o graffee !!! lunch brake class...now yur talkin !!!
ReplyDeletede blessings oh St Francis two everee one N heerz ta a grate week oh end !!!
Math is easy at our sea
DeleteWe add things up like a busy bee
Some people are just attention seekers and act like butts when they get the power.
ReplyDeleteThat they do
DeleteMore than a few
Some hilarious ones in here buddy, made me laugh.
ReplyDeleteGlad it is fun
DeleteUnder my sun
This was rather funny
ReplyDeletethey have a lot of money
so, they sit on their throne
not acting very grown
crying like a baby..poor me
to their trailers they do flee
I've read some stories about these babies
give me, give me, give me...lol..
Yeah read plenty too
DeleteAbout such a baby crew
Sad really
They even have to pay one to cop a feely lol
Sadly true.
ReplyDeleteTrue
DeleteAt my zoo
Are you talking about Bieber, K clan, or Honey Boo Boo?
ReplyDeleteWell I guess it doesn't matter. All of them are poo.
I'm so glad to be through
With Tv & those whiny stars
So filthy rich
Life is a bitch
And so are they.
I cry in private at my bay
Drowning in bills
What's there to say?
If they leant me money, hey,
I'd pay them to just go away.
xoRobyn
haha yeah I agree
DeletePay them to flee
Such idiots get the dough
Well we eat crow
The nastier they are the higher the pay, although, today I'm thinking the politicians are winning the whining, crying and, bull shit throwing prize!
ReplyDeleteYeah they have that in the bag
DeleteThey sure no how to whine and nag
Join the Navy, have some fun.
ReplyDeleteA drunken sailor?
I once was one.
I never would have guessed
DeleteYou got drunk until you confessed
Not all babies like this
ReplyDeletesome are conscious
Some are
DeleteNear and far
Great new covers for your blog. I especially like the elephant. It cracked me up!
ReplyDeleteSome days I'd just like to lay in bed sucking my thumb.
haha lying in bed i can do
DeleteBut sucking my thumb is rather eww
Everyone's shite stinks
ReplyDeleteThat it does
DeleteNo matter the buzz
Hmmmm now who gets you your drink Mr Cat?
ReplyDeleteCould it be Pat
Imagine That
I'm a poet and didn't know it. I can rhyme if you give me time.
haha rhyme away
DeleteAt my bay
I have no thumbs
At least you don't have to wipe our bums
Hey Pat
ReplyDeletewhere you're at!
Great post! You hit the mark!
Skewer those narcissistic babies with funny snark!
That the deserve too
DeleteAt their zoo
Great post
ReplyDeleteAnother yippeeee
DeleteFor me