So for dVerse here and there, Truedessa writes little tales with Pat and the cat at her lair. They are fun and very well done. So the cat ripped her off today but not in the usual way. For a tale has come to life as Grumpy Goo and Captain Red Shoes cause them strife.
Well that may not be how it really goes, but another book is here to pose. Sorry Truedessa, it has no rose. Now they go where the wind blows. And now book 25 has come to pass from my little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.
There was a man,
Who had a tan.
He was absurd.
With his yummy bird.
I wanted to eat it.
Every little bit.
So we fired away,
In some sort of bay.
I made Pat go and fetch the thing.
He grabbed it by the wing.
Then swung on back.
I needed my snack.
See, yum!
That bird was dumb.
It tasted like chicken though.
But then, oh know!
She came on the ship.
She had a cement hip.
She sunk us into the sea.
How rude of she.
She even killed Pat.
I had to stop the dingbat.
A murderous streak.
She needed to go up the creek.
She waited the treasure,
It brought her pleasure,
All to herself.
What a greedy elf.
But the shine brought Pat back.
A woman he did not want to attack.
But then she looked ill,
And fit the bill.
She was a blue guy in disguise.
Ticking the cat off was not wise.
I kicked him in the giant litterbox.
He sure caused bitter shocks.
The pirates all ran away.
Captain Red Shoes was in dismay.
He had fallen for a blue guy.
I think he started to cry.
Click here for the real story. It isn't so gory.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.
No.#1
ReplyDeleteHank
It's now #7
DeleteOf some relevance
Hank
7 in a row
DeleteLook at you go
Another best seller! Congratulations, Pat. Great story. Now I know what book to spotlight next week.
ReplyDeleteThanks a ton
DeleteFor the spotlight run
Twenty five's a lotta books
ReplyDeleteYou'll go for more come hook or crook
Good job, well done, hip hip hurray
I know that cat will have his say
I'll have many done
DeleteAt least until 2014 has had its run
After that who knows
Which way the wind blows
I always enjoy your rhymes thanks , they cheer me no end.
ReplyDeleteYvonne.
Glad I can bring cheer
DeleteFrom my little rhyming rear
Book twenty five!
ReplyDeleteThe writer is staying alive!
For now anyway
DeleteHere at my bay
i think i might cry if i fell for a guy
ReplyDeletehows that bird in your tummy the problem with yummy
things is they can cause trot trains
i think you and tru should do a book as two....
haha the bird tasted great
DeleteThe blue guy would be a scary fate
And she does inspire a tale or ten
Don't worry more will come from my den
25 so far
ReplyDeletenow 50 is the goal of the star
50 is next up indeed
DeleteThen 100 at my feed
This was so funny Pat!
ReplyDeleteOMY twenty five books!! You are a writer machine lol
A machine at my sea
DeleteAs I poke fun at all including thee haha
I love the story Pat and illustrations are so well done ~ Congrats for another book ~
ReplyDeleteCheers to more adventures ~ And neat title by the way ~ Smiles & keep warm ~
The story was fun to do
DeleteAs was the weird version I did at my zoo lol
Love it! Great job.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the love
DeleteI'll send a dove
Well, that's another feather in your cap...so to speak.
ReplyDeleteA feather in the hat of pat hatt
DeleteHow about that
Book twenty-five is a numbers that's impressively big,
ReplyDeleteSo happy for you I'll do a little jig.
haha Don't fall down
DeleteWhen you jig about town
Aww, I love that one, and I love the illustrations too, very colorful and nice! Congrats!
ReplyDeleteLots of love from you
DeleteThanks from our zoo
Its funny that I am reading this post today. Just yesterday I was watching an episode of my newest netflix obsession and they played a prank where they made a man totally blue. I kept feeling like your character in here could be that man lol!
ReplyDeletehahaha all nice and blue
DeleteSure would be quite the view
oh i'm glad everything turned out well... beware of who you're asking on board..ha
ReplyDeletehaha yeah make them strip
DeleteBefore they get on the ship
I enjoyed the clever tale!
ReplyDeleteHope it inspires many a sale.
25 books: May none fail!
Sure more will come
DeleteFrom my little rhyming buim
Hooray for #25 Pat!!!
ReplyDelete25 done
DeleteAll kinds of fun
orlin N cassie !!!! conga rats onze again...at this rate ewe will haz writed N sold 87 bazillion copeez by 2014...oh wait, it iz 2014....oh kay...june oh 2014 !!!! yay two yur dad !!!! way awesum....hope yur week oh end wuz good...it bee 75 thousand bee low zee row heer...gotta hate it !!!
ReplyDeleteThe cold sucks a ton
DeleteWe need way more sun
Be nice to sell that many by June
Then we'd sing a tune
25! Quite an accomplishment.
ReplyDeleteNot through yet
DeleteOn that you can bet
Congratulations on yet another book! Starting out the new year right!
ReplyDeleteThat I am at my zoo
DeleteWill sure be a few
Of course she was a blue guy in disguise
ReplyDeleteShe looked too innocent and wise
To kill you off
And take the prize.
Congrats on number 25!
I'm inspired and bewildered, no lies.
Much luck and many buys.
xoRobyn
Be nice for many buys
DeleteAnd yeah have to remain wise
That blue guy is a cheat
Plus he has big feet
Oh my! You start the year like that. Rest assured I'll be back, and back, and back, Pat Hatt.
ReplyDeletehaha never fear
DeleteMuch to come from my little rhyming rear
Congrats on book 25!
ReplyDeleteThanks a bunch
DeleteEven if I am out to lunch lol
How unfortunate to have a cement hip, and fall into water!
ReplyDeleteI am impressed with the 25 books.
Yeah it would kinda suck
DeleteJust crap outta luck
So the cat had his way and ripped me off today(haha)
ReplyDeletethe post is a bit twisted leading many astray
as to what really happened on the way to bora bay
those pirates had it out for me as we sailed that day - HAR!!!
IF you want the full story, visit Amazon is all I can say
Another book from the mat of Pat Hatt is now on display
Aye Captain, are you in the mood for some sword play(haha)
hmm a cement hip..who or what is it cemented to I say..
Pat, you did a great job capturing the adventure
Wishing you success in all your future ventures...
25 books that is quite impressive...
Always great to impress
DeleteThat I will confess
Hmm cemented to a thingy
Some type of magigy
That may sound bad
I'll just whack away at my pad
Hmmm that sounds bad too
I'll stop now at my zoo
lol..that might sound sound bad
Deleteyou may walk the plank you cad
teasing you as I sashay around
don't worry I won't let you drown
but, may give you a whack or two
before the day is through..hahaha
haha should be sound really bad..I may have stuttered..
Deleteas you have left me speechless here today..I may
have to go on a blabbering attack as well.
haha don't seem very speechless at my sea
DeleteAs you blabber away with glee
Good you won't let my drowned too
The mermaids may get me then at their zoo haha
A stutter is okay
As I whack away
haha..those mermaids tried their best
Deletebut, the cat and I put them to the test
before Neptune hurled us out of the sea
from their mesmerizing grip you were free
Never again
DeleteWill I go to their den
The captain they won't pouch
As long as below there is a couch lol
Nice book
ReplyDeleteYippeee
DeleteFor me
What a great story and so well illustrated. Love anything about well dressed wahines and treasure and islands. This tale has em all!
ReplyDeleteAll in one go
DeleteCan do it with ease at my show
You have the most entertaining ways to advertise. I love it.
ReplyDeleteAlways like to entertain
DeleteHere at my lane
ho ho ho a gift for the kids ho ho ho
ReplyDeleteBuy a bunch and give them out
DeleteWith your ho ho ho shout
Hey that is a good idea Santa you could give them as gifts..
DeleteWouldn't have to make so many toys
DeleteFor all the girls and boys
25 is quite the feet, another hit
ReplyDeletemeant feat
DeleteHaving 25 feet would be quite the thing
DeleteSome sort of insect at your wing
Pat--I love this! Been away too long!
ReplyDeleteWelcome on back
DeleteTo my shack
I love what you've done
ReplyDeleteSo much fun
Glad it was fun
DeleteUnder my sun
Great promotion!
ReplyDeleteHow about "Enjoy your winter, KISS a printer"? Our mom likes that much better! (Obsessive, isn't she?)
hahaha still trying to get your way
DeleteHuman printers are nice at our bay
Congrats on #25
ReplyDeleteand what a tasty tale
hope it does well
and lots you sell!
betty
That would be nice
DeleteCould get some fuzzy dice
Happy 25 at the board!
ReplyDeleteYou could save the bird :(
The cat wanted a treat
DeleteSo he had to eat
I really don't think you can go wrong in reading a story that includes a pirate and bling-bling. Congrats on the big 25.
ReplyDeleteBoth make it easy to do
DeleteHere at my zoo
Drew me in had to read and read to the very end...loved it...bkm
ReplyDeleteHooked you until the end
DeleteSo fun as I go around the bend
Cute story! ♥
ReplyDeleteGlad it was fun
DeleteTo give a run
I don't blame him, I've always wanted to eat a parrot too.
ReplyDeleteProbably taste like chicken
DeleteWith some finger lickin'
Interesting story
ReplyDeleteNot too terribly gory
Just a pit
DeleteBut only the retell at my pit
25th book you say! What a great number of books for your bay! Thought eating a parrot doesn't sound nice, pass me a turkey and I'll gladly have a slice!
ReplyDeleteDon't want to eat food that can talk back?
DeleteIt may attack
You wrote a mini-book to promote your new book! You are awesome!
ReplyDeleteCongratulations on #25. :)
haha a mini me
DeleteTo promote at my sea
You had a lot of fun with this! Thanks for the news.
ReplyDeleteYep, lots of fun
DeleteHad to be done
Never take to the water with a woman who has a cement hip
ReplyDeleteFor on the search party's radar, you'll not make a blip
Sink and sunk
DeleteToo much junk in her trunk
Bravo to Pat on a job well done,
ReplyDeleteanother book has come to pass.
whatever else, you're writing sure is fun!
Congrats to your little rhyming a$$!!
Great illustrations too! Good for you!!
Lots of fun is always had
DeleteHere at my pad
So cool the way you promote your book. Congratulations. You are a prolific and talented writer.
ReplyDeleteFun way to promote
DeleteGlad i got your vote
Great book... The blue men acting to be girls withe cement hips can be a nuisance ;-)
ReplyDeleteYeah it can be such a pain
DeleteHit them all with a train
Congrats on another book. You soon will have no room
ReplyDeleteHave to make more
DeleteAs many more come ashore
Congrats on yet another finish!
ReplyDeleteYou are really on a win-ish!
The artwork here is superb
And your sample is a nice little blurb!
Was fun to do
DeleteAt my zoo
A story within one
Under my sun
Highly amusing tale. I forgot if you do your own illustrations, but they were just hysterically perfect with this well-crafted tale.
ReplyDeleteA to Z Team @ Blogging From A to Z Challenge 2014 (where our team's poem is, by MJ)
Tina @ Life is Good (where I hang my hat)
Nah, not done by me
DeleteIf so then people would flee lol
This is awesome :)
ReplyDeleteGlad it is so
DeleteAt my show
Yay! for you!
ReplyDeleteYour stories rule.
:)
glad they do
Deleteat my zoo
WEll.. Pat it's been a while since i looked at your CAT..
ReplyDeleteI like that CaT..and you are kinda kool too PAT..
I like Pirates..and wild cats 2..
So aye CAT sailor ..have A great sailing adventure for the rest of the day...
And YNOT.. heck yeah..have a great rest of 2014..
It's a great year for CATS...and PATS.....
Truly it is...
You can 'trust me''
on that Pat
and your cat....2
okay I'll trust i guess
DeleteAs long as what you confess
Is good and true
At your zoo
Another book at your bay... Good for you Pat. The more the merrier.
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