You will get ecstatic on this dVerse day. Just wait until you see what I have to say. So many things will run through your head. You will not even be able to go to bed. Yeah, it is that good here in my hood.
Expressions you will use,
When I light this fuse,
Will come far and wide,
From every side.
No way!
You will say,
At your bay,
All through the day.
Are you kidding me?
You'll shout with glee.
Staring at me,
Like a killer bee.
Really?
No, you can't have a feely.
But you may want one,
After this is done.
Get out of town!
You sure won't frown.
It is the best.
It will pass any test.
Holy crap!
Will be shouted across the map.
You will flap,
Unable to shut your yap.
That is sick!
You'll say quite slick.
Not the germ way,
Or I'll kick you from my bay.
You are pulling my leg!
Round hole, square peg.
It can fit,
Just shove it.
Wow!
Take a bow.
You have the shortest retort,
Here at my court.
Are you ready?
The above will come steady,
From all of you,
Today at my zoo.
The cat found lots of money, so much it is not funny. The stuff is in piles everywhere. There has to be thousands I swear. I will have such good luck with enough pennies to make more than a buck. Plus they are out of print up here. I'm going to be a rich rhyming rear. What? Did you just wow at my hut? I know it is great to come to pass for my penny rich little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.
Expressions you will use,
When I light this fuse,
Will come far and wide,
From every side.
No way!
You will say,
At your bay,
All through the day.
Are you kidding me?
You'll shout with glee.
Staring at me,
Like a killer bee.
Really?
No, you can't have a feely.
But you may want one,
After this is done.
Get out of town!
You sure won't frown.
It is the best.
It will pass any test.
Holy crap!
Will be shouted across the map.
You will flap,
Unable to shut your yap.
That is sick!
You'll say quite slick.
Not the germ way,
Or I'll kick you from my bay.
You are pulling my leg!
Round hole, square peg.
It can fit,
Just shove it.
Wow!
Take a bow.
You have the shortest retort,
Here at my court.
Are you ready?
The above will come steady,
From all of you,
Today at my zoo.
The cat found lots of money, so much it is not funny. The stuff is in piles everywhere. There has to be thousands I swear. I will have such good luck with enough pennies to make more than a buck. Plus they are out of print up here. I'm going to be a rich rhyming rear. What? Did you just wow at my hut? I know it is great to come to pass for my penny rich little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.
No.#!
ReplyDeleteHank
It's now # 28
DeleteWithout a break!
Hank
Almost 30 in a row
DeleteLook at you go
The cat found lots of money?
ReplyDeleteHe's surely my newest honey!
Penny galore
DeleteAre at my shore
Coming on to good times
ReplyDeleteThat is a very good sign
Go for it!
Don't be late
Thing's work out just fine!
Hank
That they seem too
DeleteEventually at ones zoo
Still waiting though
At my show
Every penny counts.
ReplyDeleteCould come in handy
DeleteGet one where it is sandy
except in Canada where pennies are gone
Deletethey round up even at dawn
Go to 5 cents at our sea
DeleteCould work in favor of me
Piles of money piles of socks
ReplyDeletePiles of Hickory Dickory Docks
Piles of crap by horses in the park
Be careful where you step when walking in the dark
But piles of money, I have never seen
Only piles of grass, this is my only green
Yeah sadly that is true
DeleteJust grass in my view
If piles of money show
I'll swipe them and away I'll go
"Holy Crap!" I say, shouting with glee
ReplyDeleteanother day in the deep freeze for me!
"Get out of town" I'd like to go
but I can't get out, for all the snow!
I'd like to be
DeleteOut of town by a warm sea
Stupid freeze and stupid snow
Need to go bug a crow
Finding unexpected money is always a joy
ReplyDeleteJust don't go spending it on a fancy toy
Instead, you should give it to me
I shall spend it with glee
haha want my two whole pennies I found?
DeleteYou may find more walking on the ground lol
This is perfect for you!
ReplyDeleteare you kidding me???
Lol
lol kidding you
DeleteIt's what I do
Holy crap is funny!!lol
ReplyDeleteHoly crap
DeleteCan be holy across the map
I saw an ad recently where someone paid their tuition in pennies, lol. A penny saved is a penny earned. ;)
ReplyDeleteLOL that must have weighed a ton
DeleteBut being debt free be fun
Wow! Holy crap! No way!
ReplyDeleteAll things I would say
If I found money at my bay
But money unexpected any day
Isn't how my luck can play
Ah, well, I guess being broke is OK
haha yeah broke and alive
DeleteIs better than rich and dead at ones hive
MOL! I have lots of pennies too, but my Dad has no cents at all!
ReplyDeleteNot even two cents to rub together?
DeleteMust be rough in bad weather
Well, I never!
ReplyDeleteha.
haha I missed one
DeleteWith my run
Put pennies in the jar,
ReplyDeletebury them in the ground,
grow big tree of dollars!
If only that were true
DeleteI'd have quite a few
With price of gas, higher taxes and the cost of bitter cold weather,
ReplyDeleteI need truckloads of pennies to make our finances any better.
Yeah I'd need a full dump truck or three
DeleteTo make mine better at my sea
hey - that is cool - so buy the cat a new suit and have some lobster and champagne to celebrate....smiles
ReplyDeletehaha a few pennies won't go far
DeleteWon't even fill the car
Really, wow good for you ~ perhaps you will take a vacation out of winter too ~
ReplyDeletehahaha pennies won't get me there
DeleteStuck at my lair
Hahahaha... whatever will you do with all those pennies???? Put them in one of those old machines that count them for you? Do those still exist? ;)
ReplyDeleteI did find myself reading faster and faster to find out the news... You're right. I won't be able to go to bed... not until I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GOING TO DO WITH THE MONEY!!!!!
haha not sure what I'm going to do with all that money
DeleteWon't get me any place sunny
A penny saved is a penny earned
ReplyDeleteThat's what I always learned
Sure wish they were worth a lot more
so you could travel away from your shore
but maybe the next find will be dollars
so many that you'll scream and holler!
Yeah be nice if they were more
DeleteCould sell them at a store
Or buy a bunch of crap
Maybe move across the map
Wow, like, that is so cool, dude!
ReplyDeletePennies--we collect our loose change and take a trip. Last time we had $500, which amazed us.
That much would be grand
DeleteSadly only a few bucks in my land
Wow! Get out of town! You're seriously pulling my leg! ;0)
ReplyDeleteDidn't you feel the yank?
DeleteAll the way to the bank
My daughter counted my change yesterday. "Wow, you have over $23 in change. I bet more than half of that is pennies. I counted 98!" Math isn't her strong suit.
ReplyDeletelol she just exaggerated a bit
DeleteBet she wanted some of it
The cat is probably wondering what he's gonna get with all those pennies. Treats?
ReplyDeleteA treat or two
DeleteOr maybe some catnip can come due
A cat with lots of money would surely be my new best friend. This was fun!
ReplyDeletehaha yeah pennies could bring friends
DeleteCould start new trends
orlin N cassie
ReplyDeleteiz we barkin up de wrong tree ore did ewe guys just hit pay dirt....hope ya got cash comin out de wazoo :)
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haha well we have lots of dirt at our sea
DeleteBut still very little money
Hey Pat! I'm trying to imagine living in a country which doesn't make pennies anymore! Whenever I taught third graders about money, I had to share Canadian coins too. Boy did they use to crack up over loonies and toonies! I bet the cat could scare up more than a few Canadian pennies here! Thanks for your well wishes on my last post. I'm on the mend ~ now my face is flat and yellowish purple! LOL! Have a good one!
ReplyDeletelol a yellowish purple face
DeleteMight scare the cat and off he'll race
Yeah loonies and toonies sure give all a chuckle
But no longer are their pennies in ones belt buckle
Holy Moses!
ReplyDeleteWhat a symbiosis
of money and joy,
a cat and a toy!
Fun fun fun...
My comment is now done.
Glad it was lots of fun
DeleteAs my pennies were spun
Well if one shoves hard enough..i do think Nature responds with push..for squares to become round..to make the hole thing..
ReplyDeletework....
Shove it in shove it in
DeleteHmmm that could be a sin
Cool :) Buy the cat some fresh tuna and shrimp :) You are the rhyme king!
ReplyDeleteThe rhyme king I like to be
DeleteHere at my sea
A nice poem that I enjoyed reading.
ReplyDeleteThank you. Love love, Andrew. Bye.
Glad it was grand
DeleteIn my land
Oh the excitement!
ReplyDeleteSo how much have you already spent?
That's the trick isn't it?
Mine seems to disappear to bills before I can spit :)
LOL
Yeah to the bills it goes
DeleteCausing so much woes
Just another day
ReplyDeletemany will come to say
but, they'd rather play
or listen to the Fray
Start each day with a smile
as you travel many miles
making the day worthwhile
singing a song is my style
cat has acquired some cash
now he's busy hiding his stash
The cat will eat it
DeleteBit by bit
So stash will go
As you sing at your show
Driving a long a good mile
With your light hearted smile
My bird would eat it too
Deletemaybe, just make designs
I tell you she likes to chew
haha have to keep it in a bank
DeleteOr no money to fill the gas tank
I did not have a frown
ReplyDelete'till I read the whole way down
as there was nothing more to rhyme
I'll come back another time
Not even one word
DeleteThat is absurd
Next I'll talk about a turd
Then you won't flip me the bird
No freakin' way! You've struck it rich at your bay? I want my cat to find money. That would make my day quite sunny.
ReplyDeletehaha yeah struck a whole bunch of pennies at my sea
DeleteI can go to the dollar store with glee
Nice post
ReplyDeleteYippeee
DeleteFor me
If I struck it rich I'd scream at a high pitch
ReplyDeleteJust do it far away
DeleteCat's ears are delicate at his bay
Can the cat hunt some down for me?
ReplyDeleteHe could try
DeleteAnd then it would rain from the sky
I used to tell my Daughter money didn't grow on trees, but she was a waitress and told me it grew on tables. Wish I could find a stash of money somewhere.
ReplyDeleteYeah be fun to find a huge stash
DeleteThe run off with the cash
Can the cat come out to play
ReplyDeleteat my house if he is that lucky?
I sure could use some more money
that would be ducky!
(glad though that it is happening at your zoo :)
betty
haha pennies only go so far
DeleteWaiting for him to find a gold bar
How very cool is that! Our mom wishes some money would fall her way too . . . {{sigh}}
ReplyDeletehaha pennies can't do much
DeleteBut there are many to touch
Every bit helps! Ironically, the mom had found earlier the day you posted this, $2000 worth of bonds she'd forgotten about in some of her important papers. Unfortunately for her, they are The Girl's. Lucky girl!
Deletehaha wow that is sure a great find
DeleteThe girl will find that more than kind
Our metal detectors have not been so good at finding loose change in the fields. Maybe I should hire your cat.
ReplyDeleteThe cat can spot it
DeleteThen he'll eat it bit by bit
Send some of that money my way! I could use more. :(
ReplyDeleteYou want pennies you say
DeleteMight not get far at your bay
exploding verse will ruin the day
ReplyDeletemuddle up what you're trying to say
leaving blood and gore all about
when you've lost your throat it's hard to shout
but maybe with all the money you found
your cat can buy himself a nice bloodhound
and catch the perps before they get away
and everything will turn out A-OK ~
A guess a bloodhound might be due
DeleteTo keep the scaries from my zoo
Question: How does a killer bee stare? Is it with buzzy intensity? (sorry, couldn't help it)
ReplyDeleteIt stares with its stinger in the air
DeleteGetting ready to stab with flair
a penny saved is a penny earned
ReplyDeleteand so many burn them in parking lots,
you could save lots by just picking them up...
treasure hunters rock the beep beep beep
of the walking want to find the metal
Yeah something like a few million bucks in pennies in the junk yard
DeleteBut to find them all would be rather hard
OMG oh wow oh cool holy crap awesome! I need money, too, I'm so poor. Where'd you find it? I need to know so my kitty and I can come search for more.
ReplyDelete:)
haha found it under the bed
DeleteAt least that is what he said