Throughout blogland there are many that come to play in your sand. Although some are rather rude, some are a cool dude, some give attitude and some may be a prude. But I'll show each type so you can avoid the hype.
There is the blog lurker.
Even if your post is a tear jerker,
They will not speak.
They lurk and seek.
The blog hyena on the other hand,
Says plenty in your land.
LMAO and LOL on every post,
Makes them deserve burnt toast.
The popularity blogger is great,
To them no one can relate.
They have 999,999,999 friends,
But only get one whole comment from some adult in Depends.
The blog collector,
They sure are not a neglector.
They follow everyone and everything,
Yet never post at their wing.
The hard up blogger.
Who is a comment hogger,
Posting here, there and everywhere,
About Viagra or some other thing at each lair.
The almost non blogger too,
Always has something to chew.
Each and every day,
They post about how they have nothing to say.
The do nothing blogger,
Except maybe play Frogger.
Yet expects the hits,
Even if they are the pits.
The money blogger is on the scene,
With widgets up the wazoo on their screen.
Click, click, click!
They want a new gold brick.
The pain in the ass blogger,
Who is a time clogger.
Captcha this and captcha that,
Making one want to crush them flat.
The eyesight killing blogger is last.
Your eyesight will become a thing of the past.
Big paragraphs with teeny tiny writing,
Plus white on black lighting.
And there we go, in those categories I know you do not show. Unless you are R or some other spammer at my bar. Then there may be no hope for you in this blogland zoo. So there is each blogger class, helping out all with my little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.
There is the blog lurker.
Even if your post is a tear jerker,
They will not speak.
They lurk and seek.
The blog hyena on the other hand,
Says plenty in your land.
LMAO and LOL on every post,
Makes them deserve burnt toast.
The popularity blogger is great,
To them no one can relate.
They have 999,999,999 friends,
But only get one whole comment from some adult in Depends.
The blog collector,
They sure are not a neglector.
They follow everyone and everything,
Yet never post at their wing.
The hard up blogger.
Who is a comment hogger,
Posting here, there and everywhere,
About Viagra or some other thing at each lair.
The almost non blogger too,
Always has something to chew.
Each and every day,
They post about how they have nothing to say.
The do nothing blogger,
Except maybe play Frogger.
Yet expects the hits,
Even if they are the pits.
The money blogger is on the scene,
With widgets up the wazoo on their screen.
Click, click, click!
They want a new gold brick.
The pain in the ass blogger,
Who is a time clogger.
Captcha this and captcha that,
Making one want to crush them flat.
The eyesight killing blogger is last.
Your eyesight will become a thing of the past.
Big paragraphs with teeny tiny writing,
Plus white on black lighting.
And there we go, in those categories I know you do not show. Unless you are R or some other spammer at my bar. Then there may be no hope for you in this blogland zoo. So there is each blogger class, helping out all with my little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.
No.#1
ReplyDeleteHank
Without a break it's # 24
DeleteTo the fore!
Hank
24 in a row
DeleteAway you go
There are all types that one finds
ReplyDeleteThey just play along all the time
Play along
For a song
But stay a step ahead and shine
Hank
A step ahead is the way to be
DeleteAt each and every sea
Cat said it all in bloggie land
ReplyDeleteChew on this to beat the band
There are blogs I do avoid
Some do make me quite annoyed
But for the most they bring me cheer
I find their posts to be most dear
There will always be some
DeleteThat look like they got into the rum
But yeah many are grand
Across blogland
Don't forget the comment hoarder who couldn't return a comment to save his life.
ReplyDeleteHey, at least R keeps you amused.
Yeah at least R amuses I suppose
DeleteAnd yeah those hoarders like to strike a hoarding pose
Oh dear, it seems I might be the eyesight killer and hyena blogger. LOL
ReplyDeletelol eyesight killer maybe a bit
DeleteBut we can get around it
Good to know. ;)
DeleteHigh and low
DeleteIn a row
I'm here to leave my comment
ReplyDeletealthough my creativity is almost spent;
at least I won't contaminate your hall
with a single LMAO or LOL.
At least you got passed that
DeleteThat works for the cat
Just like the world at large
ReplyDeleteThere are enough unique kinds of bloggers to fit into a barge
The money bloggers are annoying to me
Can't the blogging world just be free?
Well it is free
DeleteThey just want a fee
A fee for free
Adding to their money tree
haha...ok doc diagnose me, where do i fit in your labeleez
ReplyDeleteits funny, i know all too well those who swell at comments
but cant bring themselves to return one...lol...oh darn
i am catching the lol yarn
lol you aren't in there
DeleteYour own at your gawker lair
All about that land
With the occasional lol strand
Absolutely!
ReplyDeleteBut, uh-oh! I fall into the last category. I've been thinking of switching my theme to get rid of the white on black. Hmmm. Maybe I better move that up on my mile long to-do list!
haha yeah that one can make the eyes go crazy
DeleteBut oh well, beats being in a category for the lazy
Now I am insecure. I'm one of these bloggers, I fear. You forgot a type, though. The one who signs up for a bloghop then doesn't show.
ReplyDeleteThat is another one
DeleteI'd be here all day if I gave them all a run lol
The 'captcha blogger' annoys me.. I hate filling in those blanks and for WHAT? The whole concept is senseless and a waste of precious time! Another thing that annoys me is links that lead only to Google-plus, and you have to search around and try to FIND their blog.
ReplyDeleteYeah those damn links annoy the hell out of me
DeleteCaptcha also needs to be pitched in the sea
Something I never thought I'd never see
ReplyDeleteR gets a shout out not covered in fleas
I wonder what you'd say about me
the old one-eyed whiny B?
I know what I say about you
a cat who loves to play in poo
but posts every single day
at his rhyming bay!
R gets one or two
DeleteBut not as many as your one eyed view
You take the cake
As you whine and make people shake
At your scary cyclops sight
Oh so much a fright
what I really hate is alternative comment boxes like Disqus. What was wrong with the standard version?
ReplyDeleteYeah those things annoy a ton
DeletePeople need to stop trying to use some special one
Hold on why I look for the enlargement comment that you requested...
ReplyDeleteYou have to look?
DeleteGeez, a beginner spammer at your nook
Oh, dear, I do that LOL thing a lot - changing my ways. I promise!
ReplyDeleteFrom now on at least one LOL per post!
Or is that three? LOL
LOL that would be three this time
DeleteAt least you put more than just that with your chime
MOL! I have run into a few blog hyenas too!
ReplyDeleteThey seem to laugh away
DeleteMust have fleas at their bay
gah, the screens with optical illusions send me running. Black & white checks, purple and white circles...my eyes, my eyes!! :)
ReplyDeleteYeah, I can only handle a minute or two
DeleteAnd then my eyes go like that too
Gosh I don't know given the choices where my little space fits in and I hate to even think about which category that others would find it.
ReplyDeletehaha there are more spaces too
DeleteI just got the bad ones today at my zoo
Sometimes bloggers need time to learn and get it right,
ReplyDeleteAnd they grow into a blogger that knows what to write.
That is very true
DeleteBut by a few years they should have it at their zoo
I hate the effing captcha... What the heck. They usually want you to put the captcha code in and then they monitor it anyway.
ReplyDeleteYeah that is just above and beyond dumb
DeleteNeed to pull their head from their captcha loving bum
I laughed at the eyesight killing blogger ~ My eyes are so bad that if the print is not too large, I just skipped the post ~ The captcha code is now perplexing as its all numbers...grrrr....
ReplyDeletehaha yeah those small ones just hurt the head
DeleteCaptcha everywhere needs to be put to bed
Those are all legitimate comments about bloggers! I really wish captcha hadn't been invented. It's such a pain trying to read that stuff!
ReplyDeleteYeah worst invention ever
DeleteNot at all clever
orlin N cassie
ReplyDeletesew what ewe bee sayin iz ......we can get PAID for ritin de $#!t that
we rite a bout .........
even if no one understands "trout" .... ore uz, ore quantum physix !!! ???
sa wheat !!!!!!
wear due we sign up :)
heerz ta a friez N flounder happee week oh end !!
You just have to promote thrills
DeleteMeaning little blue pills
And you can get paid
Fair trade?
Hahahah.. the blog collector... a genre defined properly ;)
ReplyDeleteP.S. Sorry for missing out from blogging for so long. Will try to blog more often now. Wish you a very happy new year :)
Glad I could divine it well
DeleteWelcome back to blogland after a spell
Then there's the ones about me, me, me and my, my, my.
ReplyDeleteI wrote a book, so you've gotta buy.
I'm the best, so follow me,
Although never a comment from me you'll see.
I won't comment here, and I won't visit there,
You'll never see me anywhere.
(I'm much too important.)
Yes, there are those
DeleteThink they smell like a rose
When really they stink
Like crap in the sink
Small letters - not for me
ReplyDeleteI will enlarge them with glee!
White on black - cool,
but it makes me pull
my glasses tight -
oh, it's fright!
Yeah it is a good fright
DeleteCan sure hurt the eye sight
Well cat you nailed some good ones
ReplyDeletegiving many blogger types a true run
eyesight killing blogger gives me fright
magnifying glass is what I need on their site
not returning comments is a bit rude
perhaps, they should change their attitude..
Yeah those with small print
DeleteOr with funky tint
Can sure be a pain
Many board the me me me train
Yes, some "popular" bloggers
ReplyDeletehave thousands of followers,
but no one reads or comments
or they have boring contents
or lots of advertisements
Those are not for me
I avoid them at my sea :)
haha yeah they are only trying to sell
DeleteI stay away from that hell
Uh oh. Does the 'ha' make me a hyena? And with my white on black blog,
ReplyDeleteI guess I should apologize for making you read in a bog.
At least I don't drone on and on.
I usually sing a short song!
Off rhyme...I have two commenters that are beginning to be a pain. Every day they whine that they can't do what I do because they're too busy. Or their life is too hard, or whatever. (like mine isn't!?) It's becoming annoying!
Well you ha usually comes with words
DeleteAnd not just haha herds lol
And yeah sometimes my eyes have a fit
But they eventually adjust to it
hahaha vent away
Here at my bay
Whiners just want to whine
Like they see someone who works hard and see a sign
Time to whine
They have no spine
Instead of whining, shut up and do it
Then they won't whine about it a bit
But oh friggin no
They whine to and fro
And people who say "they are too busy"
With their whining tizzy
Really mean they are "too lazy to make time"
So ends this ranting rhyme
Oh, I see you do agree
Deletewith my assessment of the whinies!
Everyone has 24 hours
what you do is within your power!
And yes, busy really means lazy.
But to dis my hard work makes me crazy!
haha.
Red font on black
Deletewould be really bad
You'd beg me to go back
to the white and black attack!
ha.
Yep, the cat agrees
DeleteGive all the whiners fleas
Red would be very bad
No fun would be had
Nice Post
ReplyDeleteYippeee
DeleteFor me
Blog folks are quite the bunch
ReplyDeleteSome are trying for a free lunch
That they do
DeleteWith ads galore in view
I'm noticing many of those around
ReplyDeleteAround they are
DeleteNear and far
I guess I'd be the lazy one
ReplyDeleteLazy at your sea
DeleteOh well, at least its free
A good assortment of those who blog
ReplyDeleteI'm not sure where I fall on that grid
unless it is the LOL one
that I will have to rid!
One thing I have learned through the years
these blogs are always here
Sometimes we let them consume us
more than they should :)
betty
That is very true
DeleteSometimes they sure suck the time away from you
That pretty much sums them up. I can deal with most, but the captcha really irks me. Or, do the captcha, click the grapes, solve a math problem, send in a blood sample, then your comment will be approved after blog owner has had a chance to look it over. Really? If you want comments, make it easy on the reader!
ReplyDeleteYeah they don't seem to get that though
DeleteThey have to make one jump through hoops at their show
Love the new header, although I confess
ReplyDeleteIt might not be new, just not seen by this mess
Another white on black blogger I am
Killing eyesight on the lamb
And while on the road!
In hotel mode...
But that means I finally get to see
All those old videos created by thee!!!
haha they have all been there a while
DeleteIn my header pile
Back you can go
To see the video show
Oh goodness...I think I'm a hyena blogger, collector blogger, AND eyesight killing blogger.
ReplyDeleteHOW do you put up with me???
:(
I just hold my breath
DeleteSo I don't get near death lol
This is a good summary of categories
ReplyDeleteWhere can I find the collectors to follow me, please?
Cuz these days I keep following others who are rude
And don't follow be back, so I'm kinda screwed
With too many blogs on my roll
And no reciprocity. What a blow.
xoRobyn
Yeah that can sure be a pain
DeleteI just screw going down that lane
Too many already at my sea
So I just wait for them to follow me
I've been "collected" at several blogs, lol. Lately though, I've been absent, commenting upon occasion and not posting. This is getting harder to keep up.
ReplyDeleteNow, where do you suppose the Cat falls in these categories?
.......dhole
The cat is in a class all his own
DeleteThe crazy wannabe nut at the tone