Back we are at my bar, of course that is no shocker. But did you know the beer guys are being carried around like shoes from Foot Locker? No? Well you will after this show. Could it be rip off week once more? I guess we shall see at my shore.
Last the beer guys knew they were in the shower. No, not together, because Bryan refused to first give Brandon a flower. Then they awoke ready to make fun of some bloke. I guess they had too many beers because their situation was still not clear.
Oh the life of a head in a jar. At least they can visit galaxies afar. Must be hard for them to drink beer. I hope they have an alien with some near. Otherwise that could cause dread. I hope this does not go to their head. So there was a heads up for you on the beer guy crew. It could be all in your head at my grass. Head on down to get ahead of the game and leave a comment for my little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.
"What should we write about today? Damn it! My fingers aren't working."
"I told you not to pleasure our retarded goat any more. There is our next post, six simple ways to pleasure a goat. Miley Cyrus will love it. Damn it! I think I helped you. My arms won't move."
They schemed about their goat post and finally attempted to move and give each other a blog roast. It finally dawned on them they were all head. Three whole hours later, yep, that's what I said.
"Bryan, I have no ass. What did you do?"
"Hmm I knew I shouldn't have spoke to that green skinned woman. Why did I find her nine breasts attractive? She said she was just testing a new product."
"And you believed her? Well she did have nine breasts."
The pair yapped about size, structure and placement for a while, enough that it would make even the most devote porn addict change that dial. Finally they decided to make a plan to make themselves once again a whole man.
"Okay, she has nine breasts right? So she doesn't need all that skin. We can mold them into bodies of our own."
"It's alive, It's alive. I always wanted to say that."
"Then we kick that alien bitches ass with our little gingerbread man, alien breast made bodies and hop a ship for home."
"I'm game. But just so you know, she had two asses. So we leap on three?"
"Leap with what? Didn't you listen to what I was saying? We have to pucker up to each breast and then climb them one by one until we get to her throat. Then we bite through it."
"Do they make shots for alien std's?"
The pair went over their plan time and time again, waiting for the nine breasted alien to enter their display case den. Finally she came into the specimen room and they puckered up, making her alien ears bloom. She stripped and the beer guys were open lipped.
"I told you not to pleasure our retarded goat any more. There is our next post, six simple ways to pleasure a goat. Miley Cyrus will love it. Damn it! I think I helped you. My arms won't move."
They schemed about their goat post and finally attempted to move and give each other a blog roast. It finally dawned on them they were all head. Three whole hours later, yep, that's what I said.
"Bryan, I have no ass. What did you do?"
"Hmm I knew I shouldn't have spoke to that green skinned woman. Why did I find her nine breasts attractive? She said she was just testing a new product."
"And you believed her? Well she did have nine breasts."
The pair yapped about size, structure and placement for a while, enough that it would make even the most devote porn addict change that dial. Finally they decided to make a plan to make themselves once again a whole man.
"Okay, she has nine breasts right? So she doesn't need all that skin. We can mold them into bodies of our own."
"It's alive, It's alive. I always wanted to say that."
"Then we kick that alien bitches ass with our little gingerbread man, alien breast made bodies and hop a ship for home."
"I'm game. But just so you know, she had two asses. So we leap on three?"
"Leap with what? Didn't you listen to what I was saying? We have to pucker up to each breast and then climb them one by one until we get to her throat. Then we bite through it."
"Do they make shots for alien std's?"
The pair went over their plan time and time again, waiting for the nine breasted alien to enter their display case den. Finally she came into the specimen room and they puckered up, making her alien ears bloom. She stripped and the beer guys were open lipped.
"Bryan, your nine breasted alien is a hermaphrodite. She has six peckers. And they look frisky. Damn you!"
"I was hoping those lumps in her pants were a tenth breast."
"I'd rather stay a head than get frisky with your nine breasted, six dicked alien crush."
"You can't deny, she gives a whole new meaning to sixty nine."
The pair pondered that as they remained in their jars, each realizing they would never again visit bars. The alien girl was ready for action though. Who got high and who got low? I don't want to know. End of this six dicked, nine breasted, alien hermaphrodite show!
Oh the life of a head in a jar. At least they can visit galaxies afar. Must be hard for them to drink beer. I hope they have an alien with some near. Otherwise that could cause dread. I hope this does not go to their head. So there was a heads up for you on the beer guy crew. It could be all in your head at my grass. Head on down to get ahead of the game and leave a comment for my little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.
No.#1
ReplyDeleteHank
Now it is #6
DeleteGets one transfixed
Hank
R is on your case
DeleteWith the #1 race
nice post
ReplyDeleteYippeee
DeleteFor me
An alien very much endowed
ReplyDeleteGot all the onlookers floored
Multi-packaged
No not a catch
Just yearning to be adored
Hank
haha it can yearn
DeleteI'll run at every turn
Those beer guys have always been at the head of their class!
ReplyDeleteThey gets the heads up
DeleteA header right into a pup
Only Brandon and Bryan would meet a nine-breasted alien with six peckers while they were just heads!
ReplyDeleteWait, I'm stating the obvious there, aren't I?
Funny stuff, guys!
The obvious is stated
DeleteI wonder how they'd rate it
hahahaha...well it seems she has enough to go around
ReplyDeletetoo bad they are just heads that are round
it would def be hard to climb just by your teeth
but it seems another breast is just out of reach
Yeah it might hurt a bit too
DeleteThere at her alien zoo
As they try and get to her head
An alien club med
At least this'll keep em from thinking with two heads
ReplyDeleteFor a bodiless head can't take a girl to bed
Good to be back after a holiday break
So I can enjoy the rhymes you make
Yeah they are just all head
DeleteWith bodies quite dead
Good boys and a good end?
ReplyDeleteOne may get a good end
DeleteThe other a scary trend
Are these specimens for sale? :-)
ReplyDeleteHave a lovely Monday.
Not sure what they'd charge
DeleteI hear they may be at large
Like Octomom she could nurse a litter
ReplyDeleteIt makes the litter fitter
But don't leave in a bitter flitter
Or you'll be called a boobie quitter
She could nurse a ton
DeleteAnd have fun
Getting quite the thrill
I think I'm a tad ill
You already know what we think about this post, and again, a firm thank you for creating it (it's awesome), so I'm just going to answer my own question.
ReplyDeleteWhy did I find her nine breasts attractive?
Because nine breasts are four and a half times better than two, and that's just basic math.
haha was fun to do
DeleteAs the idea popped in at my zoo
Basic math many may find hard to follow
Their head even with a body is hollow
This is so hilarious and outrageous..ha..ha... Thanks for the smiles Pat ~
ReplyDeleteKeep warm~
haha went far out there indeed
DeleteWas fun to do at my feed
Seeing such a multi-sexed beauty would take a lot of beer,
ReplyDeleteSuch a creature might cause less lust and more fear.
Lust may be around with tons of beer
DeleteMaybe if they saw her from the rare
sometimes you wake up in a pajama
ReplyDeleteand sometimes in an episode of futurama
With only a head
DeleteOh the dread
I image La Perla would be pleased... a new item to create and market. :)
ReplyDeleteHead in a jar
DeleteWould sure go far
When you scroll roll
ReplyDeleteYou get the real
talk show on
...
so why climb to head
if you can press the button
with your hand
...
I realize the beer psychology
is counter- wise
It is counter everything
DeleteAt their wing
So is the way
As they stare at that display
uh.....what the hell?
ReplyDeletehahaha what?
DeleteYou wanted pictures of her at my hut
green-skinned woman, alien or witch?
ReplyDeletebecuz if it's the later, i'd go for that switch
i know, your blog roast here is not a full disclosure sphere
but 'green-skinned woman' brings out my weird
thanks so much for your support, man. you are an amazing blogger and author and i'm really grateful for our connection.
Hmmm you like green
DeleteI like the paper kind at my scene
But you can keep the witch
That is a bit of a glitch lol
I think this post just went to the head of the line!
ReplyDeleteNo need for a head start
DeleteThey only have one part
Wow, that alien brings a whole new idea to the thought of being 'probed' lol
ReplyDeletelol a very scary probe
DeleteThings may just strobe
Grass might be the key word
ReplyDeleteHaven't you heard
It might take grass
To make your rhyming ass
A bust in a jar
You've gone too far
I'm reminded of Strange Brew
Two hosers for you.
Soixante Neuf
You hit the roof....
69 to east to say
DeleteGetting all prestigious at your bay lol
And too far
haha never at my bar
oh my...i'm glad i don't have nine breast...just think about the fuzz when you want to buy a new bra then...oy...
ReplyDeletehaha that would be expensive indeed
DeleteAs they grow like a weed
A great cheering up post.
ReplyDeleteYvonne.
Glad I can spread cheer
DeleteIn the new year
I have no words.
ReplyDeleteI cannot write.
Heads in green substance
Give me fright.
Even when it's the beer duo
Thanks for keeping balls in blue
Out of this show.
xoRobyn
haha no problem at all
DeleteI'll just stick with green today at my hall
All I can say
ReplyDeleteIs that on this day
I am most grateful
That you are definitely not hateful
And posted no pictures for my eyes to peek
Or else a bucket to puke in, I might have had to see.
hahaha no alien pics for you?
DeleteBut she is quite the thing to do
I'll never think of aliens quite the same way again.
ReplyDeletehaha what the cat can do
DeleteHere at his zoo
Wow, where do I begin
ReplyDeleteheads in a jar with a grin
aliens in some funky skin
not sure where you've been
making some heads spin
beer guys may switch to gin
oh, wait that might be a sin
haha gin guys has a nice ring
DeleteBut beer they fling
Head just went with it
Crazy as can be at my pit
The Bs: Bryan, beer, bodies, and breasts. A head in a jar. This is a creative post.
ReplyDeletehaha creative and crazy
DeleteAt least I'm not lazy
Heads are gonna roll
ReplyDeleteAll over the floor
DeleteAnd out the door
Ho ho ho some one lost their head ho ho ho
ReplyDeleteThey they did
DeleteThink you flipped your lid
Now that is an alien I wouldn't want to meet
ReplyDeleteCan't blame you
DeleteBut be an interesting view
That must take some skill for head to climb up them
ReplyDeleteThe beer guys are full of tricks
DeleteAs they get their umm licks
Lol. Thanks for sharing.
ReplyDeleteLike to share
DeleteAt my lair
You men certainly can get in trouble with those breasts. Always thinking first with something other than your brains!
ReplyDeletehaha but with it cut off
DeleteIt can no longer umm think cough cough
Ahahaha! Nine weren't enough! One never knows what is going to happen in your bay, Pat.
ReplyDeletehaha always something at play
DeleteHere at my bay
Um...gotta watch out for those green ones.
ReplyDeleteThey are scary
DeleteAnd a tad hairy
OMG.
ReplyDeletePoor guys. I have several questions about how certain things would work but I think I'll just leave it. I'm blushing now. :)
hahaha mind went to the gutter
DeleteHope you didn't stutter