So after the dumb criminal act the cat hears many bloggers made a pact. They wanted to show all how it was done and then retire some place with sand and sun.
There they were outside a bank,
Folklore the getway driver with a full tank.
With her big fancy redneck horn,
All would get out of the way and go look at porn.
Brian gawked the situation over.
He pretended he was some crazy rover.
Betsy sent in an army of cats,
Who gave fleas to all the banker dingbats.
Optimistic bored the passerbys to death,
Yapping until he was out of breath.
Terry and Manzi gave the rest worms,
Many humans got what one may call the squirms.
Alex used chopsticks to pick the lock.
It worked, which left many in shock.
Mary waited in the bushes,
Just in case her dogs had to bite tushes.
Truedessa sadly let one get away,
And they called the cops to join the fray.
She was too busy waiting for the moon.
More fixated than a bad saturday morning cartoon.
The beer guys had a plan.
One in which they were the only fan.
They got drunk and made puke puddles in the road.
So the cops would slip while they took their money load.
But when the cops showed up,
Old one eye walked out and scared even the police pup.
They all peeled over in disgust.
So the heist was not a bust.
Rosey used her learned mail skills,
She directed everyone taking the bills.
Theresa thought what a great giveaway.
Yes, we know the Halloween Nazi isn't all okay.
They piled into their stolen bus.
Folklore then let out some cuss.
She hit her horn and away they went.
She even told a mime to get bent.
I hear they got away.
To some nice sunny Timbuktu like bay.
Sadly pesos don't go very far.
But at least they can rest at a sunny sand bar.
See, there is a crime for thee. Wasn't it so not dumb? Hmm well they did not leave a bread crumb. So there was no fail that landed them in jail. I guess that is a pass. That is as much as it gets from my little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.
There they were outside a bank,
Folklore the getway driver with a full tank.
With her big fancy redneck horn,
All would get out of the way and go look at porn.
Brian gawked the situation over.
He pretended he was some crazy rover.
Betsy sent in an army of cats,
Who gave fleas to all the banker dingbats.
Optimistic bored the passerbys to death,
Yapping until he was out of breath.
Terry and Manzi gave the rest worms,
Many humans got what one may call the squirms.
Alex used chopsticks to pick the lock.
It worked, which left many in shock.
Mary waited in the bushes,
Just in case her dogs had to bite tushes.
Truedessa sadly let one get away,
And they called the cops to join the fray.
She was too busy waiting for the moon.
More fixated than a bad saturday morning cartoon.
The beer guys had a plan.
One in which they were the only fan.
They got drunk and made puke puddles in the road.
So the cops would slip while they took their money load.
But when the cops showed up,
Old one eye walked out and scared even the police pup.
They all peeled over in disgust.
So the heist was not a bust.
Rosey used her learned mail skills,
She directed everyone taking the bills.
Theresa thought what a great giveaway.
Yes, we know the Halloween Nazi isn't all okay.
They piled into their stolen bus.
Folklore then let out some cuss.
She hit her horn and away they went.
She even told a mime to get bent.
I hear they got away.
To some nice sunny Timbuktu like bay.
Sadly pesos don't go very far.
But at least they can rest at a sunny sand bar.
See, there is a crime for thee. Wasn't it so not dumb? Hmm well they did not leave a bread crumb. So there was no fail that landed them in jail. I guess that is a pass. That is as much as it gets from my little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.
No.#1
ReplyDeleteHank
No break it's now #51
DeleteStarting another run
Hank
100 could come due
DeleteUnless Truedessa tries to stop you
With a powerful crowd this time they fared better
ReplyDeleteThey could work out strategies perfect to the letter
Best to decide
And not to slide
Way back but to come back with ideas that matter
Hank
The ideas seems to work
DeleteAs the stealing was a perk
Not good morning?
ReplyDeleteI follow sand and sun,
Thank you for warning!
Off to sand and sun
DeleteThat would be fun
Do not pass go. Do not collect $200. Go straight to jail. lol
ReplyDeletelol can you get out as easy
DeleteThat may be kinda cheesy
The heist was not oceans eleven
ReplyDeleteNor even the magnificent seven
But the gang made a plan
It had many a fan
Hopped on the bus sped on their way
With loot to spend at a sun shiny bay
Might be in a 3rd world place
DeleteMight enjoy the sun's embrace
haha - This was quite the morning caper
ReplyDeletewhat would the headline read in the paper
Crazy bloggers pull off a bank heist
the good news no one got iced
well, it had to be a full moon
for these swirly eyed loons
no time for them they got away
having fun catching sun rays
heard they want to form a band
playing their songs in the sand..
haha a band you say
DeleteThe bank robbers at play
They steal your loot
And play a tune to boot
haha can you name that tune:
DeleteNinja Wannabe can you play this one:
"Take the Money and Run"
Go on take the money and run
Go on take the money and run
They got the money, hey
You know they got away
cat this song will now be stuck in your head
as you try to drift to sleep in your bed..haha
haha I'll play other annoying songs now though
DeleteThen they will just be jumbled at my show
The steve miller band won't win
Not at my bin haha
Well just to jumble your show
Deletelet's give this one a go
Band on the run; band on the run
And the jailer man, and sailor Sam,
Were searching everyone
For the Band on the run...
lyrics thanks to Paul McCartney..
Uggg that one will get stuck in way more
DeleteThanks for that at my shore haha
We got away - awesome!
ReplyDeleteI am actually quite proficient with chopsticks.
Tell Brandon and Bryan that was alcohol abuse to waste all that beer.
haha the chopstick ninja wannabe
DeleteThat would be a sight to see
LOL This is awesome! Loved reading this little caper to start my day. ♥
ReplyDeleteThey made it through
DeleteToo bad they didn't get much at their zoo
pass the sunscreen! ha.
ReplyDeleteOn a beach
DeleteJust outta reach
Nice post
Deletemy comment, you boast?
Deleteor the post
by the host?
ha.
Yipppeee
DeleteFor her or me!!!
I love to scare away the cat
ReplyDeleteand get him while he's away from his mat
but scaring the cops is a new feat
one that is pretty freakin' neat
It must be my awesome beauty
and my cute lil booty
that stopped them in their tracks
or maybe it was bodacious rack.
hahaha or maybe you just dropped dead
DeleteThen the smell went to their head
They had to gag and run away
Fresh air was needed at their bay
Finally, a well-planned crime!
ReplyDeleteToo bad it wasn't more dough
DeleteEnough to line stacks in a row
OMG...Optimistic bored the passersby to death!
ReplyDeleteKeith is going to get you one day! LOLOL
lol the cat has no fear
DeleteHe is too optimistic I fear
Guilty as charged
DeleteI'll go ride in a barge
See fine as can be
DeleteHere at my sea
Pesos are a good excuse to travel to Mexico. ;)
ReplyDeleteI do have mail skills... I've been married to a mailman for a very long time. :)
There you go
DeleteDown to mexico
With the drug lords and such
If you see, don't touch
ha its like Oceans Eleven, we could rob a bank or seven
ReplyDeletejust to keep it even, no thats odd
good god man, i'd lend a hand
we'll clean the clock of this land
We'd have all the dough
DeleteAnd then leave the 1% on skid row
we can repo the cars
Deleteto get away far!
ha.
I'll leave that up to you two
DeleteMake sure you steal on that is new
Okay, so on the surface, the puke covered surface...it wasn't such a great heist. But, when there is a smile to be had, really it's all not so bad?
ReplyDeleteYeah as long as a smile comes due
DeleteWorks for my zoo
Ha, about now I would do most anything to get away
ReplyDeleteeven lurking in the bushes for this caper is okay
I will do anything I can to help the cause
just wish it didn't involve breaking laws!!
Not so crazy about that Timbuktu
Better Hawaii with warm ocean blue!
Hawaii would be a better deal
DeleteNeed to make that real
Get far far far away
From snow at every bay
Hawaii sounds good to me
Deleteso much there we could see...
Lots hop a plane
DeleteOr maybe train
or sail on our ship of dreams...
DeleteSets the sails
DeleteArms, feet, legs, hands all remain inside the rails
orlin N cassie
ReplyDeletepatz followers bee de best at crime
guess it "pays" ta reed rhyme time !!!
Pays to read the scat
DeleteThen one can get the loot and scat
fleas to the bankers....ha... not a bad idea if i think it over... esp. not to such that cause economy to crash
ReplyDeleteYeah let them all scratch and itch
DeleteAnd laugh as they twitch
Bloggers made a pact?
ReplyDeleteFollowing dumb criminals
Is really quite an act
Proving they can beat
DeleteAny dumb criminal on the street
The new and improved dumb crook! Hey, love your header!
ReplyDeleteDumb crooks that win
DeleteIt isn't a sin
Hey Cat, I'm out slumming today and thought I'd pop in and say hello.
ReplyDeleteHELLO CAT!
Look who finally decided to show up
DeleteNo more liquor in your cup? lol
Will they share with everyone else?
ReplyDeleteHmmm I don't know
DeleteThey may give sharing a go
Well at least it beats this snow and lets them have some sun
ReplyDeleteTrue, no snow at all
DeleteSun at their hall
Beer Guy's plan was the best!
ReplyDeleteThen and their beer
DeleteWith a puking fear
I can't think of a better crew
ReplyDeleteto commit crimes with, then head off with to Timbuktu!
Enjoy such a land
DeleteSure there life is grand
Hooray for a slick, puke filled getaway!
ReplyDeleteA slip and slide
DeleteMust give them such pride
Another very cool new header from you
ReplyDeleteA favorite of mine at your zoo
A getaway in the sand and sun
Sounds like so much warm fun
As I listen to the cold wind blow
Watching stingy clouds that don't share snow
Yeah much better than snow
DeleteWhich header did show
Many abound at my sea
More than two or three
I can pllay Chopsticks on the piano ......but cant's use them
ReplyDeleteYvonne.
haha that is one more than me
DeleteHere at my sea
:) I love it when you weave in friends and followers. Fun.
ReplyDeleteFun to do indeed
DeleteHave a few more ready at my feed
I could use some sunny sand bar right now ~ Enjoyed the blogger names here ~
ReplyDeleteEnjoy your Friday ~
Think we all could up here
DeleteWith snow giving us a daily cheer
chopsticks to trick a lock
ReplyDeletethat's like using basketball as a clock
haha well you could put hands on it
DeleteAnd it could be a hit
Quite the crime
ReplyDeleteCarried out in rhyme
By your good friends this time
Kind of glad that I've been out of line
haha you ran away
DeleteSaving yourself from a crime array
There are so many uses for chopsticks!
ReplyDeleteThey can be grand
DeleteIf able to be used across the land
This sounds almost as bad as some of the heists that my friends and I do in Payday.
ReplyDeletehaha as long as it works in the end
DeleteCould set a crime trend
Haha I have bored many a passerby in my time
ReplyDeleteI even bored a mime
Betsy's army of cats sounds like a fun addition to the story
Those purring furballs, in all their glory
Yeah hawk up hairballs
DeleteAnd have all slipping down halls
Didn't realize so many bloggers
ReplyDeleteenjoyed a life of crime
they must be careful
or they will all be doing some time!
betty
Only if they get caught
DeleteHave to have a good plot
I'll have you know we never puke after drinking. Only before and during. I hope we got a lot of money from this heist. It's gonna take a lot of cash to medically repair my insides.
ReplyDeleteBefore you say?
DeleteHmmm that must take some skill at your bay