The cat was out and about when he heard a familiar shout. It was Gung and Ho, both of whom are rather slow, sitting on a stump. It might have even got stuck up Gung's rump.
"So Ho, think we should give the A to Z a go?"
"Gung, is your bell rung? But okay, it can't be hard to post every day."
The pair sat there and tried to think. I bet there are more brains in a kitchen sink. But they gave it a go while I hunted down a crow.
"A is for Panama, right Gung?"
"No, I think it is for lung. Air goes into a lung so lungs need A to have a nice day."
"But A is in Panama three times. Without A, Panama may as well just home mimes."
They argued back and forth for quite a while. They even used language that was rather vile. That is when they agreed on one, at least for a few seconds before going on another argument run.
"Ass! That gets an A pass."
"Yeah Ho, look at us with the A to Z flow."
"Wait Gung! An ass is a donkey and there is now A, not even in its dung."
"Damn! We almost had one. Lung is still the most fun."
They were still hung up on A. They went back and forth on it throughout the whole day. Finally they just skipped to the end. These two could drive anyone around the bend.
"Ho, Z is the hardest one. Let's give that a run."
"Gung, what are you doing? Were those sleeping pills you were chewing?"
Gung fell asleep and started to snore. You know how much I love that at my shore. Ho caught on to his lame brain thing and fell asleep too giving a snoring ring. The cat was not about to take that again. I grabbed a nearby pen. I stuck it in Gung's ear and it went right through. It was a perfect view. They woke up before I could have much fun. But I still drew on their face a ton.
"Ho, I got the best idea ever. Z is for sleep, I'm so clever."
"Gung, that is great. Now we can solve them all at any rate."
"We just need to sleep on it. Then we will get them bit by bit."
"Look at our reflection in the pond. C is for clown, it was given to use from beyond."
"We have a fairy godmother, Ho. An A to Z one, bro."
The pair looked around for a few hours expecting someone to show up with powers. Then they decided to sleep once more. I took off so I did not have to hear them snore. Somehow I do not think they will pass the A to Z like my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
"So Ho, think we should give the A to Z a go?"
"Gung, is your bell rung? But okay, it can't be hard to post every day."
The pair sat there and tried to think. I bet there are more brains in a kitchen sink. But they gave it a go while I hunted down a crow.
"A is for Panama, right Gung?"
"No, I think it is for lung. Air goes into a lung so lungs need A to have a nice day."
"But A is in Panama three times. Without A, Panama may as well just home mimes."
They argued back and forth for quite a while. They even used language that was rather vile. That is when they agreed on one, at least for a few seconds before going on another argument run.
"Ass! That gets an A pass."
"Yeah Ho, look at us with the A to Z flow."
"Wait Gung! An ass is a donkey and there is now A, not even in its dung."
"Damn! We almost had one. Lung is still the most fun."
They were still hung up on A. They went back and forth on it throughout the whole day. Finally they just skipped to the end. These two could drive anyone around the bend.
"Ho, Z is the hardest one. Let's give that a run."
"Gung, what are you doing? Were those sleeping pills you were chewing?"
Gung fell asleep and started to snore. You know how much I love that at my shore. Ho caught on to his lame brain thing and fell asleep too giving a snoring ring. The cat was not about to take that again. I grabbed a nearby pen. I stuck it in Gung's ear and it went right through. It was a perfect view. They woke up before I could have much fun. But I still drew on their face a ton.
"Ho, I got the best idea ever. Z is for sleep, I'm so clever."
"Gung, that is great. Now we can solve them all at any rate."
"We just need to sleep on it. Then we will get them bit by bit."
"Look at our reflection in the pond. C is for clown, it was given to use from beyond."
"We have a fairy godmother, Ho. An A to Z one, bro."
The pair looked around for a few hours expecting someone to show up with powers. Then they decided to sleep once more. I took off so I did not have to hear them snore. Somehow I do not think they will pass the A to Z like my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
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ReplyDeleteHank
It's now sweet #16
DeleteYoung and gallivanting!
Hank
Still flying high
DeleteAlways on time and spry
An A to Z for the whole month
ReplyDeleteA grip on one's concentration
But it should be ok
Keep others at bay
Giving a try out at least for once
Hank
Easy to do
DeleteAt my zoo
Have one each day
Anyway
Z for sleep might put people asleep
ReplyDeleteThat it could
DeleteSome may need it in their hood
Great post!
ReplyDeleteYippeee
DeleteFor me
Both of you - don't you get tired? Get a dictionary or Rosetta stone - there are 26 alphabets but you have ocean of words..try something new please...
DeleteYippeee
DeleteFor me
You both are made for each other. Why bother..
Deletehaha easy to copy and paste
DeleteOn R why real words waste
Ha ha ha ha ha!!!
DeleteYippeee
DeleteFor me
They were certainly creative with their ideas.
ReplyDeleteAt least there is that
DeleteWith the brains of a bat
Is there someone with power?
ReplyDeleteThen A to Z wii be covered,
or how to explain to the muse
she/he will think: it's abuse...
The power could be
DeleteAll in the head of me
Go to the A-Z, Go to entertain me. See you then!
ReplyDeleteIt will entertain
DeleteMuch one can gain
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ReplyDeleteThe A to Z will keep everyone on their toes
Deletetell me, will anyone catch any zzzz's
I think I'll doze and dream of a rose..
have fun with the challenge, cat is a pro
he's all done with the A to Z at this show...
his mind is quick with the rhyming flow
Easy to do
DeleteAt my zoo
No mistakes like little old you
Didn't want the bad spelling in view?
No one can catch the cat
Way ahead always at my mat
Still not over the snoring, huh.
ReplyDeletelol....
lol that sticks in the head
DeleteOh the dread
Not participating in the everyday A to Z thing, too much for me ~
ReplyDeletePut I suppose you are all ready to go till like July, smiles ~
Spring is finally here ~
lol all ready to go until almost august now
DeleteSo the a to z doesn't make me have a cow
Gung and Ho what a pair
ReplyDeleteWe'll see them on the Challenge stair
With lofty words and lack of sleep
They'll follow like a pair of sheep
Tomorrow's the day, the rush begins
The a to z of all our sins
Sins you say?
DeleteIs that the theme of your bay
Could get juicy there
At your duck buying lair haha
lol Methinks you may be right. Should be interesting!
ReplyDeleteThat it should be indeed
DeleteIn brain cells they are in need
The A to Z is not for me
ReplyDeleteI don't have enough brain content to post daily
But I admire those that do
Like you at your zoo
Just a big break for me
DeleteMakes it nice and easy following a to z
If this is just a sample of A through Z I think I'm hooked. It's like the back alley of Sesame Street. "A, A is for Ass. B, B is for Black Tar Heroin..."
ReplyDeletehaha the back alley of sesame street
DeleteHmmm that idea is neat
Hahaha. They are 21st century Shakespeare, methinks. :)
ReplyDeleteThey sure think so
DeleteToo bad they are very low
ha i could use some of the letter Z
ReplyDeletei was up too late working on a paper and lost sleep
so gung and ho will run your show A to Z
whooptifrigginD
ha
Gung and Ho ran out after one post
DeleteSo I sent them to the coast
Hopefully those zzzz's come due
Can't have a half eye opened gawker at your zoo
Of course it can't be hard to post every day
ReplyDeletefor someone as clever as you
heck you managed to do 24 posts in one day
a fact that was very true!
have fun with the challenge!
betty
haha yeah A to Z is just a break
DeleteMakes posting easy, piece of cake
I think I saw Gung and Ho on the late show once!
ReplyDeleteWow, they get around
DeleteI guess they are more famous than that lassie hound
Haha! Me thinks your A to Z challenge will be action packed with a lot of fun.
ReplyDeleteIt should be fun
DeleteAlthough a few posts may make many run
Zevilithiavan a
ReplyDeleteword with a z
too bad it
was made up
by little old me.
Pfft, people will want a pat on the back for the A-Z, but the Cat does this 365 days a year. Silly little happy people :)
Made up words are the best
DeleteYeah they get a pumped up chest
But nothing new to me
365 days a year and a 24 post in one day spree
Should be a fun month for all of us.
ReplyDeletehaha might disturb some too
DeleteAs there are things to view
Looking forward to reading cat's A-Z posts!
ReplyDeleteShould be fun
DeleteAs always under my sun
Looking forward to what you'll do with your A to Z posts.
ReplyDeleteHave much planned indeed
DeleteHere at my feed
I bet you finished your alpha-posts
ReplyDeleteMonths ago but do not boast
The rest of us will have some fun
Doing alpha blog post hits and runs.
So enjoy, cuz
I know yours will be
Fun and silly for all to see.
xoRobyn
haha they may scare
DeleteAlso at my lair
And yeah was done months ago
Doing July now at my show
Pat, Gung and Ho sounds like wonderful characters for a picture book. Perhaps you're working on one in your bay, er I mean at your nook. :-)
ReplyDeletehaha They would have some fun
DeleteAlthough with those two, yet to do one
So what are you waiting for?
DeleteWe need good lore. :-)
Hmm thinking
DeleteIn an idea is sinking
Finally a story about snoring at your bay
ReplyDeleteSnoring in my book is pretty okay
Much louder than the neighbor's butt
Getting his rocket all stuck in a rutt
That mutt
hahaha don't like the oooo and ahhhhh each day
DeleteThey neighbor just likes to play
If I'd thought of 'sleeping on it', my posts would have been complete by now. :)
ReplyDeletehaha all should do that
DeleteMuch easier at each mat
I followed Pat's example and had my posts ready and waiting.
ReplyDeleteThat is the way to be
DeleteEasier for the a to z
Woo hoo! Can't wait to see what you come up with for AtoZ!!!
ReplyDeletehaha some will be fun
DeleteSome a scary run
No A to Z for me
ReplyDeleteBut I'll be checking in at your sea
Just the thought of posting daily gives me a freight
If I were to try I would become quite a sight
Well start now at your sea
DeleteThen by next year you'll be done with your a to z spree
orlin N cassie...well, ya gotta give gung & ho Credit for tryin !!
ReplyDeleteYeah at least the try
DeleteAs their brains fry
'Z is for sleep.' Can't argue with that one;)
ReplyDeleteWorks for me
DeleteAt my sea
I've been seeing it around. I'm glad it's not something I missed (which is what I thought after reading another blog). Looking forward to seeing what you've written.
ReplyDeleteNope, all of April it will be
DeletePosting every day, nothing new to me
I am not doing the A to Z ... no time and now warmer weather is coming and I want to get outside and enjoy it
ReplyDeleteLet's hope the warmer weather comes
DeleteAnd winter still doesn't beat its drums
they could make some interesting a to z posts
ReplyDeleteThat they could
DeleteCould be dull as wood
I will look for your A to Z
ReplyDeletealways fun to see what is at your tree
I will be here to see
you can depend on me!
Always at my shore
DeleteWith just about every addition to my lore
The A to Z challenge is back again? Seems like it was just here! How time sure does fly when you are having fun. I am too lazy to post every day. But I'm sure your ambitious little ass already has yours completely done, pre scheduled for posting :)
ReplyDeletehaha my ambitious little ass is almost done July
DeleteTime sure does fly
Maybe I should try this A-Z challenge but eh. You do it way better than I would =P
ReplyDeleteYou never know
DeleteCould be fun at your show
Happy A-Z eve and more. Good luck with the arguments at your shore. If A takes that long, B could be like ping pong.
ReplyDeleteB was easy to do
DeleteAt least a nice view
Z is for sleep
ReplyDeleteS is for sheep
D is for deep
DeleteL is for leap
A is for April
ReplyDeleteI think I will
Stop and chill
Cause I've had my fill
Already had your fill
DeleteMay needs to come to your hill
I haven't a hope in hell of publishing every day ~
ReplyDeletebut I'll enjoy seeing what you do at your bay!
24 in one day ~ 1/day should be a walk in the park!
haha yep, easy as can be
DeleteHere at my sea
Looking forward to reading your A to Z posts.
ReplyDeleteShould be fun
DeleteUnder my sun
If anyone can pull off A to Z,
ReplyDeleteIt certainly will be thee
It may indeed cause some to catch some ZZZs
But others it will surely please
Deep inside I suspect 26 posts all done
Up in advance at your sun...
Yep, all done
DeleteReady to run