So what do you do when your ear drums can take it no more at your zoo? The cat was at the other sea and they sure snore with glee. So much I perk up my ears and run away due to snoring fears.
Hide under the bed,
To avoid the dread.
But it can wake the dead.
Paws over ears on my head.
Nope, that don't work.
Damn, snoring jerk.
Keeping the cat awake.
Drown them in a lake.
Turn on the fan.
They still sound like a trash can.
This is an awful fate.
It is getting late.
Earplugs don't work too.
What can I do?
Try a different room,
And they still bring my ears doom.
The cat needs to pack.
Enough of this ear attack.
Let's go back to our sea,
Where we can sleep snore free.
Sounds like a race horse,
After finishing a course.
Or maybe a train horn.
Some coma induced porn?
Oh what a fetish that would be.
I'm sure it is to a few at their sea.
But we do not want to know.
So snore freak, keep it on the down low.
Maybe I could sell tickets to the attraction?
I could get plenty of action.
Takes bets on the loudest one.
The cat could make a ton.
Bet on length as well.
This could be swell.
Any takers?
Could be money makers.
Better yet I'll get a sock.
Use it as a snore lock.
And if that doesn't work as a buffer,
I'll grab a pillow, hopefully they won't suffer.
So much more peaceful at our sea with no snore spree. How can someone go so loud and not draw a crowd? Quite the freak show I say. Of course in a nice way. Now the cat will go sleep in mass as after that noise he is a tired little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
Hide under the bed,
To avoid the dread.
But it can wake the dead.
Paws over ears on my head.
Nope, that don't work.
Damn, snoring jerk.
Keeping the cat awake.
Drown them in a lake.
Turn on the fan.
They still sound like a trash can.
This is an awful fate.
It is getting late.
Earplugs don't work too.
What can I do?
Try a different room,
And they still bring my ears doom.
The cat needs to pack.
Enough of this ear attack.
Let's go back to our sea,
Where we can sleep snore free.
Sounds like a race horse,
After finishing a course.
Or maybe a train horn.
Some coma induced porn?
Oh what a fetish that would be.
I'm sure it is to a few at their sea.
But we do not want to know.
So snore freak, keep it on the down low.
Maybe I could sell tickets to the attraction?
I could get plenty of action.
Takes bets on the loudest one.
The cat could make a ton.
Bet on length as well.
This could be swell.
Any takers?
Could be money makers.
Better yet I'll get a sock.
Use it as a snore lock.
And if that doesn't work as a buffer,
I'll grab a pillow, hopefully they won't suffer.
So much more peaceful at our sea with no snore spree. How can someone go so loud and not draw a crowd? Quite the freak show I say. Of course in a nice way. Now the cat will go sleep in mass as after that noise he is a tired little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
No.#1
ReplyDeleteHank
Now it's #15
DeleteOne so pristine!
Hank
Keeping up
DeleteMust have lots of coffee in your cup
Nice post
DeleteYippeee
DeleteFor me
I can hear my husband going at it like a freight train right this second and I'm three rooms away. :) It doesn't bother me at all, I don't even notice most times.
ReplyDeleteI guess you get used to it maybe
DeleteStill scary at the other sea
Roar of the snore is 'music' to the ear
ReplyDeleteJust plug up the ears and say no more
Peaceful sleep
What one needs
Otherwise just pretend one does not hear
Hank
Hard to pretend
DeleteWhen the snore goes right around the bend
you get used to things....when i lost weight i stopped snoring, just saying....
ReplyDeleteits like the music of the night you know, shaking the walls of your show...
So it is a weight thing
DeleteI may get smacked if I mention that at the other wing haha
It is hard to sleep in the presence of snoring, I think. Thankfully, my dogs don't snore. LOL.
ReplyDeleteThe cat snores light
DeleteWhen he does it at our site
So Pat can sleep
Should he take such a leap
Are you saying your nana snores and is a bother?
ReplyDeleteOr maybe it was really just your brother?
haha.
The cat no place to hide at the other shore
Deletewhen night falls to the sound of loud snores
the noise creeps through the walls & door
try to ignore the snore or go explore...
haha posted in the wrong place but, wonder is it
Deleteyour nana or brother who is snoring as the shore?
No, it is her
DeleteAnd not anyone else or anything with fur
Go explore sounds better indeed
DeleteRun away at top speed
Maybe you could drop a hint
Deleteand give her Breathe-Right Strips for a gift?
haha.
Someone snoring is the worst.
At least if it's your spouse you can let out a burst
and a little shove
and say, "Roll over, love!"
haha.
haha push them right off the bed
DeleteThen they'll hear what you said
Snoring sounds a lot like thunderstorms here!
ReplyDeleteMust be used to thunder too
DeleteThere at your zoo
I suppose as Rosie saysI, one can learn to live with it
ReplyDeleteIt may even become popular and be a real big hit
It might become like the ticking of a clock
One would barely notice and sleep just like a rock
But if you live without a snorer
I do admit there's nothing borer
Used to it you say?
DeleteHmmmm is there a trick at ones bay
My boyfriend snores so loud! I think all men do it, haha
ReplyDeletehaha not me
DeleteThankfully
me neither, as I don't sleep on my back
Deletethat causes snoring at anyone's shack.
Sleep on my side
DeleteSo snoring goes for a ride
My hubby sleeps on my left, and snores like a truck. My dog sleeps on my right and is louder still. I have one good ear, deaf in the other. So if I sleep on the good ear, I can usually muffle it! Otherwise I'm downstairs in the quiet!
ReplyDeletehaha geez that is bad
DeleteTwo snorers at your pad
One night son came home late
ReplyDeleteand reported this news the following day
he heard snoring from all that were asleep
the mom, the dad, the corgi, which I guess all was okay.
At least at that time all of us were snoring
and no one kept awake
because we've had nights like that
which all of us hate.
betty
haha yeah that is okay
DeleteAs all at once you play
Were the three of you in sync?
Could rattle the kitchen sink
My ears are free from snoring for now
ReplyDeleteThat is good
DeleteThere at your hood
It'll be noticeable only
ReplyDeleteif one stop snoring
suddenly
I can hear the building heater all night
or rain flowing in the gutter
but I guess it gives inspiration for dreams,
though, no noise - better.
I stick on the fan
DeleteThen noises all around I ban
Who could get used to that kind of racket
ReplyDeleteThey must exist in some strange bracket
Sleeping alone gets kind of old
Especially on nights when it's pretty cold
But peace and quiet are a better place to be
Here at my place or anyone's sea
True peace and quiet is great
DeleteSnoring is a bad trait
Get a dog or cat and all is well
Have someone to sleep with that may smell
For sure
ReplyDeleteMe neighbours snore
What a bore
Earthquake from the floor
Four snore and seven years
Brings me to tears.....
Could send them a telegram
DeleteOr get some nose plugs and jam
Hello dear I love your blog I'm new follower,hope you can follow me too :)
ReplyDeletehttp://shopaholicbyilda.blogspot.com/
Hello dear spammer
DeleteCare to get hit in the head with a hammer
#34
ReplyDeleteI'm a snoring jerk... or so they say
DeleteAnd I keep snoring at my bay
Scaring off the missis making her rant
But I'm asleep like a blue plant
Dreaming of you know what
All the thing I haven't got
No need to use a dirty sock to stop the show
Just show me the couch, I'll go.
Haha. It is like the attraction tours I visit, we are world's 134th largest building and without antenna we are worlds 123th tallest building . Congrats on your 34th.
DeleteWell at least you go away
DeleteAnd snore up a storm at your bay
Maybe sit a cat on you
That may make less snoring come due
Might be kinda smelly a cat butt or two
DeleteMaking nightmares about blogger come true
Call me Captain Snore
Still better than being a whore
Except when you think about bills
A cat butt really kills
a cat butt kills
DeleteCould be a hitman and pay the bills
Snoring. That would be awful if you have to sleep next to them. But when you have neighbours like my previous ones, snoring would be nothing.
ReplyDeleteTheir moaning and midnight, midday breaking bed episodes would make you run to train station and sleep next to tracks.
hahaha well at least they were having fun
DeleteHumpity humping away in night and sun
Fun for them and what rhymes with fun that means awful and horrible and awkward for others? I once had playdate for my kids and had kids parents as well and then this bed creaking noise - talk about awkward.........NO, I WASNT JEALOUS. :)
Deletehahahaha oh that would be awkward indeed
DeleteAs they humped away and did the deed
Your last verse takes the prize! Hey cat, stick a paw under the snorer and make him move a little without waking out. I swear, this works! LOL!
ReplyDeleteCan the cat use the claw?
DeleteOr is that against the law
The single socks have their uses
ReplyDeleteStick it in their nose
DeleteOr mouth and strike a pose
Mica Moo snores but sometimes its more of a squeak!
ReplyDeleteA squeak isn't bad
DeleteUnless a mouse is in your pad
I sure hate the snoring too! If it's not the husband, it's the dogs. I can't catch a break around here!
ReplyDeletehaha snoring all around
DeleteAt least it is a familiar sound
Haha. No, fans kill any noise. We have used them here for every kid trying to sleep here for years. They are magical...
ReplyDeleteYeah fans work great
DeleteUse it at my gate
I admit that I have been told that I snore
ReplyDeleteMakes the nighttime anything but a bore
Thankfully it's only on occasion though
So I don't put on a show
My cat snores the cutest snore ever
I could listen to that forever
haha a cute snore is fine
DeletePlus snores usually aren't loud from a feline
I have to wear ear plugs every night because my Hubs snores like a freight train.
ReplyDeletehaha well at least ear plugs work
DeleteAnd are a perk