Boy, parthenophobia must really suck. With it you would get no luck. Any idea what it is? If you have it I hope you seek help for such a biz. I wonder if a woman had it how would it go? I bet no mirrors would be able to show.
So parthenophobia is the word of today.
If you suffer from it, oh the dismay.
Even though the cat is snip snip,
He still would never take such a trip.
If you suffer from it,
You are scared more than a bit,
Of a certain gender.
Those who are supposedly more tender.
Now I can see how the likes of old one eye,
Or the halloween nazi could make you cry.
Or those with a huge plastic face,
You may not want to embrace.
But a fear of the female,
So much so that when you see them you wail.
That is just rather umm odd.
Too attached to your hot rod?
When parthenophobia is at play,
The inflicted scream and run away.
Like they just saw the Boogey Man.
Old one eye flick you boogers in a trash can.
See, you are scaring males or maybe females,
Could be your scary tails.
Anyway, back on task.
Why you ask?
Beats the heck out of me.
They swing from a super crazy tree.
But women may be oh so scary,
Whether or not they are hairy,
Yet something more is even scarier to them.
You'd think it was a monster that spit flem.
Old one eye, I said stay away damn it.
Besides her, what causes this fit?
A women who is a big scary virgin.
Oh no! She must have some sort of fur fin.
That is oh so scary to one and all,
Run and hide in a nearby bathroom stall.
I can't take a virgin woman in front of me.
I'm so scared I may pee.
Pffft get a grip.
Parthenophobia is as dumb as boarding a sinking ship.
Sorrynot really if I offended you and your parthenophobia when scary women come in view. Maybe you will get over it or just sit there and spit. Be afraid of something like germs, or maybe worms. But being afraid of a virgin, or not, lass makes you out to lunch in the eyes of my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
So parthenophobia is the word of today.
If you suffer from it, oh the dismay.
Even though the cat is snip snip,
He still would never take such a trip.
If you suffer from it,
You are scared more than a bit,
Of a certain gender.
Those who are supposedly more tender.
Now I can see how the likes of old one eye,
Or the halloween nazi could make you cry.
Or those with a huge plastic face,
You may not want to embrace.
But a fear of the female,
So much so that when you see them you wail.
That is just rather umm odd.
Too attached to your hot rod?
When parthenophobia is at play,
The inflicted scream and run away.
Like they just saw the Boogey Man.
Old one eye flick you boogers in a trash can.
See, you are scaring males or maybe females,
Could be your scary tails.
Anyway, back on task.
Why you ask?
Beats the heck out of me.
They swing from a super crazy tree.
But women may be oh so scary,
Whether or not they are hairy,
Yet something more is even scarier to them.
You'd think it was a monster that spit flem.
Old one eye, I said stay away damn it.
Besides her, what causes this fit?
A women who is a big scary virgin.
Oh no! She must have some sort of fur fin.
That is oh so scary to one and all,
Run and hide in a nearby bathroom stall.
I can't take a virgin woman in front of me.
I'm so scared I may pee.
Pffft get a grip.
Parthenophobia is as dumb as boarding a sinking ship.
Sorry
Experience spring, have a fling.
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ReplyDeleteHank
Without a break # 34
DeleteWhat good luck once more!
Hank
Would you believe it?
DeleteNo takers for 18 minutes!
Hank
Got lots of luck today
DeleteR must have been away
Fear of young women, especially virgins. Very odd fear. Although when one tries to flirt with me at the gym, I do shy away because I don't look my age and those girls have no idea I'm old enough to be their father.
ReplyDeletelol don't want to be a dirty old man?
DeleteThat sounds like a good plan
That's a strange fear.
ReplyDeleteStrange indeed
DeleteCooties they may not need
Something that gnaws at the conscience
ReplyDeleteTrying very hard to look for some reasons
Fear of them
Or other way round
What is it when a virgin is afraid of men?
Hank
Hmmm the opposite maybe?
DeleteOr wise at their sea
That's a strange fear. Wonder how many people have this. I put up my fear on my blog today. I'll have to see if there's a name for it. Lol
ReplyDeletelol there is a name for them all
DeleteUnless you fear maybe grass at your hall
If all young men suffered from this affliction
ReplyDeleteI'd like to make a far flung prediction
Over population would be cut to the bone
If young people only dated by use of the phone
Yeah we'd be screwed
DeleteIf all thought such a thing was scary and rude
Well there's a word for everything. I wonder if that means from a baby until marriage (which of course is the first time someone would not be a virgin anymore, ha!), people are scared to be around these young women. OR, if it starts developing at a certain age. Either way, that's just nutty.
ReplyDeleteI'm w/Manzanita about the overpopulation. Let the kids date by phone only (says the mom of a teen girl). I'd vote for it. :)
haha not sure the phone
DeleteWith a message at the tone
Would go over the best
Not sure how long until, if ever, they get over the scare test
never heard of this before
ReplyDeleteso strange at your shore
maybe it's fear of dating
for some it can be haunting
It could translate to that
DeleteAnd then it goes a step further at their mat
Great post
ReplyDeleteYipppeeee
DeleteFor me
First time to learn of such a word ~ Really, I don't no idea such people have such fears ~
ReplyDeleteHave a good weekend Pat ~
haha guess it goes to show
DeleteFear can be anything to some on the go
Maybe they're onto something. I mean, have you seen a hymen? It's like a spiderweb of evil, just waiting to catch its penile prey...
ReplyDeletelol never thought of it as a spiderweb of evil before
DeleteI'll never get that out of my head at my shore lol
there are some women that it might be heatlhy
ReplyDeleteto fear from, it would be a terrible fate, all that love
gone to waste though, i think i'd rather have
the ladies at my show....
True, there are some crazies to run far far away from
DeleteOr they could end up glum
*rolls eyes*
ReplyDeletelol don't like that fear
DeleteAcross the sphere
Long word Pat. but great to read as usual. I wonder what age Alex looks?any ideas?
ReplyDeleteYvonne.
Hmmm 30 or so
Deleteat his show
Dang, I thought it was a fear of really long words!
ReplyDeleteNope, that is a whole other fear run
DeleteUnder ones sun
How do you find out that a woman is a virgin or not? Why exactly would anyone be afraid of a virgin?
ReplyDeleteFear of disappointing? It isn't even road less travelled but road never travelled.
Breaking ice in bars is much more tougher than breaking hymen?
Let me go back. Fear of virgin? Boy virgin or gal virgin?
haha it is a girl one I guess
DeleteAnd I guess they only way they know is if they confess
Why would they confess it is not like you advertise for "experienced only apply"
DeleteUnless they deflower they won't know and once it is done she isn't "virgin" anymore. This is fallacy I say.
Maybe they could find some pee in stick kinda thing to find that out. "virgin" "not virgin" "inconclusive"
haha well they just fear women at the start
DeleteSo if they hear she is a virgin they run away faster in their go cart
That is quite a word, with such a strange phobia. There are so many men to fix the problem for a man suffering with this fear.
ReplyDeletehaha that I suppose is true
DeleteThey can have them until they turn blue
Why in the world would anyone be afraid of a virgin? How bizarrre!
ReplyDelete"bizarrre" looks bizarre. ;)
DeleteI can give you five reasons. I'm sure Pat can do too ;)
Deletehaha well I'm sure there are some
DeleteI'll let blue give that a hum
Now, that's a new one...
ReplyDeleteYeah nuts indeed
DeleteAt every feed
You're certainly extending my vocabulary this month, Pat;)
ReplyDeleteHave a happy Easter.
Give you a word or three
DeleteFrom me to thee
I'm with the silver fox – that the definitely a new one. :-)
ReplyDeleteDeb@ http://debioneille.blogspot.com
New to all
DeleteRight here on my wall
A weird fear indeed.
ReplyDeleteHappy Easter to you :)
Same to you
DeleteAnd all at your zoo
Such a strange thing
ReplyDeleteI've never known
not even from a King
sitting on a grand throne.
To be afraid of girls
and not give them a whorl
would be dull indeed
and leave a man in need.
So run away
I say
to keep fear at bay
live like a Monk
in a Monastary
every single day.
Live like a monk
DeleteTo get rid of the funk
Sit in a robe all day
And let the breeze have its say
Well, this was a new one to me!
ReplyDeleteWho knew they could be so scary! ha.
So scary indeed
DeleteNumb tongues at ones feed
This one perplexes me.
ReplyDeleteHow can you spot a virgin from afar and then flee?
Women don't advertise how many men we have done
So that those with parthenophobia can peek out and then run
Except for hussies like Kim K.
Parthenophobes can find her and have their way
Then again, anyone can have her and make a vid.
It'll sell on EBay to the pathenophobe with the highest bid.
xoRobyn
haha beats the heck out of me
DeleteThey must ask around at their sea
Then find out and run
Of course they are afraid of women to begin with under their sun
So who they ask
About the task
Beats me
As they flee
I thought a virgin was every mans dream
ReplyDeleteWhat rises to the top is usually the cream
I suppose some prefer the tried and the true
But running and hiding should only make you blue
Blue literal i suppose
DeleteAs some may get woes lol
Oh my gosh and I have seven of em over at my place! all up in your face!!! xox jean
ReplyDeletelol look at you go
DeleteMight be a scary show
Well your P was different than I thought it might be
ReplyDeleteand I learned a new word from your zoo
Parthenophobia I do not think I have or suffer from
but now I am curious, do you?
betty
haha nope, not at all
DeleteJust germs at my hall
Well, at least that's one phobia I don't have. :o)
ReplyDeleteCan't have that one
DeleteUnless you go strange under your sun
Never heard of this word, but the only phobias I have are claustrophobia and mmm, whatever the phobia for heights is called.
ReplyDeleteWell at least you won't fall from some place high
DeleteOr get stuck in a small place and sigh
I used to have the opposite
ReplyDeleteJust not the virgin bit
A fear of men of all kinds
Until the shyness unwinds
haha hmm wonder what they'd call that
DeleteA reverse one at your mat
Hairy women make me scream
ReplyDeleteWhen they want me on their team
"Come hither and play"
"Not even at some kitty cat bay"
Does that means a virgin's fun?
Nope they too make a blue man run
Kitty claws aplenty, no need for a brand new bore
Go read a manual before you hit my shore
Or so Patman says I know he did
Hairy virgins… heaven forbid!
haha you better run
DeleteShould a hairy virgin come undone
You could go blind
Or get lost in that hairy behind
Could put beware
I snore at my lair
Or send them to the humper
Tell them he is thumper
That is one strange fear
ReplyDeleteThat it is indeed
DeleteAs they run away at top speed
Now that is a fear you don't see every day
ReplyDeleteNope, something new
DeleteSurely at my zoo
That is a new one! I had to look that one up even though I got the gist by what you wrote. Learn something new everyday so thank you for that...Mr. Cat! LOL
ReplyDeleteThe cat likes to teach
DeleteAnd umm use the sand at the beach
I fear
ReplyDeleteIt's clear
Your theme
A scream
Like a nun on a clown
Might make you frown
VIRGIN on the ridiculous
I give this a miss.
Pawstive wishes,
Penny the cordial host of the Alphabark Challenge! :)
A scream for a theme
DeleteI guess it does beam
Did you make this up as it is so very strange?
ReplyDeleteMen run away when a virgin is in range?
haha they run away from women big and small
DeleteBut run super fast if a virgin is at the ball
And nope, found it out and about
Never made up my shout
The Halloween Nazi has lost her virginity a long time ago
ReplyDeleteNo need to go running and screaming from her show.
Well you are still female
DeleteSo away they would wail
All the fears out there
ReplyDeletelots of things that cause a scare
And most of them are dumb
DeleteAnd then some
Never heard this word before
ReplyDeleteBut I really don't need to know any more
Fact is stranger than fiction
Boy...what a strange affliction
Hi Pat!
Yeah stranger indeed
DeleteFar far out there at ones feed
Parthenophobia? Maybe of efurryone would read Lysistrat they would understand? The Human teaches that play to her seniors, but they are all girls so no one gets too scared! Have a wonderful weekend!
ReplyDeleteAll girls you say
DeleteWell then that will never come to play
Never read it at my bay
You saying it's scary and will make me run away
Oops--make that LysistratA!
ReplyDeleteWas done by greek
DeleteYup, must be really up crazy creek
What a peculiar phobia
ReplyDeleteGlad it doesn't bring me dystopia
Yeah no need for that
DeleteAt any blog mat
Where do people come up with things like this.. Me thinks they are crazy.
ReplyDeleteThat they are
DeleteNear and far