So for U what can the cat do? I did united last year as the puppets had a hand up their rear. So why not just use that. No, no repeats at my mat. Up is the word of today here at my bay.
It was a toss up today,
What would end up on display.
I never get all worked up though.
I just bucked up at my show.
So you may be barking up the wrong tree,
If you think bringing up the rear is me.
Chalk that up to the rhymes.
I do not clam up like mimes.
But I can cheer you up.
No need to gas up a pup.
Don't gang up on me.
Hands up if you have to pee.
Sit up and take notice everyone.
Shape up or ship out and run.
If you take me up on that,
Then this can be wrapped up by the cat.
Guess I have to stay up to no good.
Don't turn your nose up at my hood.
Things are looking up now.
Tomorrow you may laugh it up or have a cow.
Could go shack up with someone.
Own up to it, it is fun.
Did he pick up the tab?
Hopefully you didn't get all dolled up in a cab.
You sure fouled that up.
Ease up on that coffee cup.
Everything is coming up roses.
Truedessa may now do bottoms up poses.
Live it up today.
Get all jacked up at your bay.
Sit up all night.
Strike up a conversation or fight.
The stars would then be lined up.
Hopefully before a well up in years hiccup.
So what have you been up to?
I take it you have no one to talk up at your zoo?
Are you up against it?
Work your way up past that fit.
Get laid not laid up at your bay.
Glad I could whip something up for you today.
Are you up to speed yet? Hopefully you are not up early like this pet. Don't get worked up over my post. Shape up and understand the rhyming host. Or just go watch Up in mass and forget about my uppity up little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
It was a toss up today,
What would end up on display.
I never get all worked up though.
I just bucked up at my show.
So you may be barking up the wrong tree,
If you think bringing up the rear is me.
Chalk that up to the rhymes.
I do not clam up like mimes.
But I can cheer you up.
No need to gas up a pup.
Don't gang up on me.
Hands up if you have to pee.
Sit up and take notice everyone.
Shape up or ship out and run.
If you take me up on that,
Then this can be wrapped up by the cat.
Guess I have to stay up to no good.
Don't turn your nose up at my hood.
Things are looking up now.
Tomorrow you may laugh it up or have a cow.
Could go shack up with someone.
Own up to it, it is fun.
Did he pick up the tab?
Hopefully you didn't get all dolled up in a cab.
You sure fouled that up.
Ease up on that coffee cup.
Everything is coming up roses.
Truedessa may now do bottoms up poses.
Live it up today.
Get all jacked up at your bay.
Sit up all night.
Strike up a conversation or fight.
The stars would then be lined up.
Hopefully before a well up in years hiccup.
So what have you been up to?
I take it you have no one to talk up at your zoo?
Are you up against it?
Work your way up past that fit.
Get laid not laid up at your bay.
Glad I could whip something up for you today.
Are you up to speed yet? Hopefully you are not up early like this pet. Don't get worked up over my post. Shape up and understand the rhyming host. Or just go watch Up in mass and forget about my uppity up little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
No.#1
ReplyDeleteHank
Without a break #40 to savor
DeleteIt's perfect 10 four times over
Hank
Ten times four
DeleteLook at you go with your #1 tour
Nice post
DeleteYippeeee
DeleteFor me
Get laid not laid up. Sound advice. Think I'll go back to bed and do just that...
ReplyDeletehaha and almost number one
DeleteSome of the best advice given under my sun
Up up and away things got cheered up
ReplyDeleteHappily ganging up they sure are smart
Things looking up
And living it up
Sure that all got off not looking like a dud
Hank
A dud
DeleteBrings them down in a thud
Down not up
That's a hiccup
Just about everything is up, up and away
ReplyDeleteMake it your theme of the day
And if you can't strike up a pose
Up your nose with a rubber hose
Tiz better to just strike up the band
And Cowboy UP in rodeo land
Cowboy up with the boots
DeleteGetting after all the brutes
Do some line dancing thing?
As the band begins to sing
I've been wanting to see Up forever, but I can't today because alas!, I have to get up and go to work. This was so brilliant...young upstarts like you are always so quick on the uptake! :)
ReplyDeletehaha you caught on too
Deleteafter getting all uppity up about your work zoo
'Up' makes me cry. Every single time. And my family laughs at me. Silly animated film. Or silly me. ;)
ReplyDeleteHmmmm I'll go with silly you
DeleteI might laugh at err umm with you too
Phft. Well, I'm going w/silly film. :)
DeleteUp up and awaaayyyyyy
ReplyDeleteLike Superman or a movie directed by Michael Bay
Still need to see the movie "Up"
Since it makes mail4rosey cry like a pup
Anything by Bay
DeleteWill blow up they say
And it is sure true
Up was a good view
I cannot stand up to pee
ReplyDeleteI'm a girl you see
we pee while we squat
and tend to pee a lot
so we'll leave it up to you
to do that thing you do
That is not true
DeleteYou can stand up too
Just need to get creative at your sea
Or simply go out and buy a shewee
Well, I can pee while I hover
Deleteabove a seat without a paper cover
nothing worse than a public seat
covered in germs, bugs and others feet (??)
nasty people who don't know how to clean
makes me want to scream
so, yeah, I guess I can stand
if I have to at my land
haha yeah I never go in
DeleteUnless I really really really have to at my bin
Nasty as nasty can be
Thankfully in a bush i can pee
Coming here is never a downer,
ReplyDeletenot even a turned down lips frowner
and I am always down with that...
but now it's time to nap on my cosy down-filled mat!
Up to down you say
DeleteIn a positive way
I guess that down is okay
Up by what you say
Yes, I was up early
ReplyDeletecream in my coffee all swirly!
Sun is not up but the clouds are
hiding him near and far.
Didn't do D for down?
That might make us frown.
No, I don't remember what you did for D.
I'm trying to forget all those words, you see.
Most I couldn't even pronounce
as you do your A to Z pounce!
Almost done with the alphabet zoo!
Now what will come on May 1st from you?
Hahaha! You make me laugh Betsy!
DeleteI tryinh to forgrt too lol
haha look at you go
DeleteMust have coffee in you at your show
A whole friggin pot
And yeah forgetful at your lot
I can easily excuse
And even abuse
As at your age
You can forget the last page hahaha
And tomorrow even you won't forget at your sea
DeleteIt will be burned in the brain of thee
Oh, but maybe my old age will help
Deleteand I can forget after giving a yelp.
hahaha.
haha you better hope so
DeleteAs you know what may show
ha! You are bothered
Deletewith I said, o come on cat
we have to answer too
here in this your show:)
Bothered? Since when
DeleteNothing bothers me at my den
ok!
DeleteYippeee
DeleteFor me
Thanks for the cheer up Pat much appreciated.
ReplyDeleteYvonne.
Glad I could cheer up
DeleteWith my up cup
Yeah I get up early want or not lol
ReplyDeleteI love the movie UP :)
early riser at your sea
DeleteGet bit by a sand flea?
nope ha!
DeleteBed bugs
DeleteThey are thugs
everyone is finding that wrong tree
ReplyDeletemaking barks of plea
Maybe they need a maple
Deleteto become a staple
What's up with this post? It went tits up in a hurry. No, actually, I'm just up to no good. It's up there with the best of them, so I'll stop jumping up your ass. Keep up the good work!
ReplyDeleteTits up are better than tits down
DeleteAll saggy makes one frown lol
In the mornings I never know what's up or down. I just float along until I've poured enough Java down my throat.
ReplyDeleteOh where i could go with that
DeleteBut I'll be a good cat lol
Congrats of releasing three books. This post may get you some weird looks. I'm raising my hand because I have to pee. That's how weird I am at my sea.
ReplyDeleteA weird look or ten
DeleteHas already come to my den
So that is nothing new
Bring them on at my zoo
Yeah, big difference between getting laid and being laid up...
ReplyDeletehaha yep, one is fun
DeleteThe other causes cursing by the ton
It was up to you
ReplyDeleteand only you were up
to such a up challenge
even up in a cup!
betty
Up all around
DeleteUp can be profound
well up adds to everything
ReplyDeleteas silver explained, it would suck to be down all the time
though going down has its priveledges as well
all in the frame of reference...smiles.
haha yeah that has it's place
Deletewith a certain embrace
Keep it up
ReplyDeleteand moving
the stars lined up
so alluring!
That they do
DeleteAll above you
I'm soaring high after reading this uppity post!
ReplyDeleteDon't crash
DeleteAnd get a bad rash
Up my spirits are now
ReplyDeleteThere you go
DeleteWith my uppity up flow
What about Up Yours? The classic way of telling someone off without the use of profanity?
ReplyDeleteThe cat would rather swear
DeleteMuch more fun at his lair
I'm always bringing up the rear
ReplyDeleteThe slowest cyclist of all I fear
But up in the mornings I can get
And up a hill with much sweat
Up go the photos and the quilts
And up go the snowflakes as the whole house tilts
Up you got in on indeed
DeleteUp to top speed
orlin N cassie...de food serviss gurl likes ta use de UP werd two....spesh a lee round her place o employ....
ReplyDeletestick it UP yur a$$
shut ...the... #!^... UP
UP $#!t creek
frank lee we due knot get it coz werk all ways brings her DOWN
:)
happee thurzday !
Yeah that is said here too
DeleteWhen we have to go to the work zoo
Nicely done !
ReplyDeleteThanks a ton
DeleteGlad it was fun
We should always look up to enjoy the celestial beauty. We also need to look down to avoid tripping. I didn't, and fell like a tree, knocked out. Lesson learned.
ReplyDeletehaha good tip indeed
DeleteWatch where we go at our feed
I only worry if the rear is too near!
ReplyDeleteThen comes some gas
DeleteOn that I'll pass
Are you saying we use that word way too much?
ReplyDeleteCan't stop it without getting panties in a bunch.
We use every word too much I think
DeleteExcept maybe supercalafragilisticexpaladious at ones rink
You know, it's just as much fun to come to your blog to see the neat pictures on the top as it is to see what you've written.
ReplyDeleteDeb@ http://debioneille.blogspot.com
14 or so up there
DeleteHere at my lair
This post makes you look in only one direction
ReplyDeleteAs you try and try and try to reach perfection
Some data life us not that easy
You thought I was going to say some thy sleazt
haha well it is easy to go there
DeleteAs direction can rhyme with it at my lair
Up your arse I say
ReplyDeleteeach and every day
as you yowl and whine
not so divine
by the light of the moon
you glow.
Looking up at the sky
you beg and you cry
"Please probe me tonight
lest I die."
And you come through
DeleteI hear your finger is now rather ewwww
Anne O'Leary is up there, making me feel really square!
ReplyDeleteYou two are quite the pair!
Keep it up, Pat Hatt!!!
jean :)
haha she can rant and rave
DeleteThe cat just send her make to her mini cave
Working on the stars lined up thing....
ReplyDeleteHopefully you'll get there
DeleteAt your lair
I knew you were up to no good
ReplyDeleteAlways at my sea
DeleteThat's where you can find me
Just glad I'm not a puppet.
ReplyDeleteYeah no hand up an ass
Deletethat would be crass
You have so much new rhyming to share, but aren't you at least tempted to dig through your historical posts and offer a repost or two?
ReplyDeleteYour originality inspires me Pat.
When I am 120 posts ahead
DeleteNo repost need to go through my head
everything is coming up roses... i will have an earworm now all day...ha...smiles
ReplyDeletehaha hopefully it doesn't wiggle a ton
DeleteThat might not be fun
Great post! Thanks a bunch for sharing:-))
ReplyDeleteYippeee
DeleteFor me
Forgive me, I say
ReplyDeleteFor such a delay
Congratulations to you
For three Tarsier books too.
Look awesome, they do
Much success to you.
Part 2:
If he can't get it up
Then I can't get laid
And he'll be laid up alone
With nobody to bone
xoRobyn
Well that would suck
DeleteBoth be outta luck
And thanks for the cheer
For the bug eyed creep who is near
I am late for this one at your show
ReplyDeleteTruedessa striking a bottom up pose?
let me ponder in a bed of roses..haha
perhaps, when the full moon glows...
Bottom up to the sky
DeleteOh me, oh my
UP you say!? What goes up, must come down.
ReplyDeleteNot a rocket
DeleteThat is shot out of pocket