Celebrate Away, Come What May!

There are many ways to celebrate at your sea. The cat will even help you out for free. But beware, some sure may scare. I ripped off the Crypt Keeper a bit there. Wrong holiday at my lair.

First you put one foot in front of the other,

Either by yourself or with your mother.

Then you sing a cheery tune.

Even if you sound like a baboon.

Now you dress like Alf.

No we aren't yet at Ralph.

 You get your furry on,

From dusk to dawn.

 

Or you can get drunk.

You could be in a funk.

Then the next morning go ho ho ho,

Or maybe it'll be uh oh!

 

See, classic uh oh!

Or wtf kinda glow.

With such a glare,

You may make others stare.

 

Dress up all prim and proper.

You could be a show stopper.

Or maybe just some sort of nut,

That dresses like a winter King Tut.

 

Or be all nice and neat.

Sitting around with smelly feet.

Celebrate Christmas in leather.

Hey, at least you're all together.

 

Dress as Santa one and all.

You could really have a ball.

With dirty beards and all.

Watch out you don't trip and fall.

 

Err umm okay.

Be reindeer on display.

Ask if one wants a carrot,

If you aren't afraid to umm share it.

 

Create robo Santa at your sea.

Let him roam free.

He'll rob a bank for you.

Hell, he may even rob two.

 

Or just be a peeper,

Like some kind of creeper.

Just sit and stare,

In your nice red underwear.

Now you know many ways to celebrate at your sea. Are you good and ready? Anyone you wish to try? I bet it is that creeper guy. What? Am I wrong at my hut? The cat will just rest and pass gas out his little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.