First survey your kingdom from upon high.
You have to know each and every cry.
Noise in the night,
Can be a real fright.
See, it can pin your ears back.
Know the noises at your shack.
Then you'll get a good sleep.
That is step one at your keep.
Step two is to stretch.
Don't go play fetch.
Stretch out as far as you are able.
Even lie on the table.
Or just the back of a chair.
If it can hold you at your lair.
You can flop over it.
It also is a hit.
See, get in the game.
Proof of my claim.
You can be as bendy as can be,
Just by stretching at your sea.
Get fresh air.
Easy at your lair.
But some rarely do.
Then again smog is around many of you.
I'm showing you what not to do.
See! This is wrong at your zoo.
No fresh air under the bed.
Get that through your head.
Step 4, posture is key.
On that just trust me.
And if yours really does suck.
Get an ass pillow to be in luck.
And don't forget the vitamin D.
That is important at your sea.
Without it you'll wither away.
That will not be a very nice day.
And you can do two in one,
Stretching and some sun.
Now my steps are through.
Aren't you glad I shared them with you?
You can be on your way to a great new year thanks to my bay. Just modify so they work where you play. I mean some humans can't fit in the cupboard or whatever. Although the cat would like to watch that endeavor. Happy New Year from sassy Cass and my ever so helpful little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.
Number one!
ReplyDeleteOh what fun!
What do you mean, "No"?
Happy New Year at your Kitty Cat Bay
May the bills disappear and the rewards stay
Great way to usher in the New Year, Blue
DeleteCongrats to you!
Hank
Thanks, Hank. CLICK
DeleteI thought everyone would be up and in running shoes today
DeleteBang sounds the gun and they're on their way
By a whole five minutes the Grumpster wins
What a New Years start, it ain't no sins
~~~~~~~~~~
A sparkling New Year to all
Actually, it was by a whole ten seconds... (see below)
Deletehaha you had that copied and ready to paste
DeleteGot in there post haste
Ruined Hank's streak
Making him start the new year up the creek
Great post!
DeleteYippeee
DeleteFor me
You bet I did! It was worth the 25-minute wait, too.
Deletehaha waiting in the wings
DeleteSo #1 springs
Waiting in the wings like a cat in heat
DeleteI jumped, I scored an went back to my seat.
haha hopefully you didn't pant and such
DeleteThat may be a bit much
No.#1
ReplyDeleteHank
A little off today
DeleteAt my bay
I don't think so.... Sorry Hank.
ReplyDeleteRub it in rub it in
DeleteThere at your bin lol
Always the last one to arrive
DeleteBeing number one makes me feel alive
Of course, of course the men need win ALWAYS haha
DeleteHave to get in the win
DeleteIf not it could be a sin
Go tell her, Cat!
DeleteThere's only one winner on your mat ha
One each day
DeleteAt my bay
From coast to coast
DeleteDon't mean to boast?
Boast you did
DeleteWith your #1 bid
Happy New Year
ReplyDeleteFill it with cheer
Don't overdo the beer!
:)
No beer belly for me
DeleteThat would be scary
"Aren't you glad I shared them with you?
ReplyDeleteLots of tips extended but check the brew
Looked outwardly useful
Might unwittingly be fooled
Beware there were even classic one in two's
Hank
A little beware
DeleteAs out comes the cat hair
And check the brew
Could make much come due
The cats are happy it's New Years day
ReplyDeletePerhaps a special treat is on it's way
Orlin waits in the cupboard to pounce on those below
It really doesn't matter be it friend or maybe foe
A New Years greeting to the cats including Pat as well
Many rhymes for Cat to write and may all the books sell and sell
Friend or foe
DeleteHe'll give it a go
But with foe comes a hiss and spit
He just has to do it
Many posts will show
As I'm done until July right now don't you know lol
My dog's new years resolutions: sleep, eat, and play--then repeat.
ReplyDeleteSounds grand here
DeleteTo my little rhyming rear
Best resolutions... EVER!!!
ReplyDeletePurrs,
Nissy
Glad you agree
DeleteHere at our sea
Everyone has it covered quite nicely! Happy New Year Pat from all of us at Brian's Home!
ReplyDeleteYeah got it down
DeleteHere at our town
A little stretching never hurt anyone
ReplyDeleteNope, not at all
DeleteAt any hall
You kitty Cats have it all figured out. Those are some mighty good positions for a good nap coming up. Great pictures. Happy New Year to all of you.
ReplyDeleteA good nap can be had
DeleteWith a little stretch at ones pad
Stretching and bending -
ReplyDeletethe way of mending,
enhance in one meow -
your honorar - flow!
Happy New Year to Cat's crew!
Can mend and fix
DeleteAnd perform tricks
Clearly the Cat holds sway
ReplyDeletethere at your bay
with not a dust bunny
on display.
All is clean
spic and span
Pats OCD
rules the land.
Couldn't help but notice how clean everything in your home is Cat. You'll make somebody a good wife one day. Hope you can grow a beard though so you'll fit in with all the other Canadian women )
lol spic and span is the way
DeleteBut there is a little litter and cat hair on display
Can't curb it all
Even with ocd at our hall
I think the beard I can do
Not sure about the clothes though at my zoo
Loved the pictures. Hope you had a great New Years.
ReplyDeleteWas fine ad dandy here
DeleteHope yours was fine that came near
Oh man, I could definitely use some Vitamin D. I miss the sunshine already!
ReplyDeleteYeah it would be nice
DeleteAnd not as cold as ice
Cute pictures of your cats!
ReplyDeleteHappy New Year to all and Pat! :)
Hope a great one is had
DeleteThere at your pad
Those are some pretty intelligent tips, cat. Unfortunately, you forgot one thing!! You need lots and lots and lots of money. Haha happy new years, Pat and cats. :)
ReplyDeletehaha that we do
DeleteBut no money bags or lottery win has come through
Aww the cats! What life they live:)))
ReplyDeleteI love the photos!
Happy new year in your yard:)
They live quite the life
DeleteFree from much strife
And free from a wife...
DeleteLess stressful a life :p
That they are
DeleteBut no humpity hump at their sand bar
Happy New Year to you
ReplyDeleteI hope it's not blue
Hopefully not
DeleteBetter be hot to trot
What's wrong with blue?
DeleteOr a missing shoe?
Lop sided with one
DeleteThen other can't run
Some of those tips are certainly good for me - stretching, bending and the great vitamin C.
ReplyDeleteNeed all three
DeleteTo stay spry at ones sea
Happy New Year to you and your cat too!
ReplyDeleteSame to you
DeleteAnd all at your zoo
Happy New Year!
ReplyDeleteHope yours is grand
DeleteThere in your land
Stretching and fresh air
ReplyDeleteway to be at your lair!
Yoga for all
DeleteAs the cats stretch down the hall
Only thing better than Gumpster and Hank
ReplyDeleteIs pictures of kitties at your plank!
What a treat, your blog today!
Such cute kitty pictures at your bay!
They enjoy being shown off
DeleteAnd they certainly won't scoff
Okay that's the only thing
DeleteOh and maybe a diamond ring
Oh and a Happy New Year fling
And maybe a bit of bling
Or a day in Spring
But other than that, nothing's quite as good
In the Kitty Cat neigborhood.
A bit of bling or a fling
DeleteSure works to make one umm sing
Happy New Years to you at your mat
ReplyDeletehelpful tips indeed courtesy of the cat
stretching in the sun, can bring a smile
these steps can lead to a healthy life stye
Happy New Years from me to you!
I'm sure 2015 will bring more to view
A healthy life
DeleteFree from strife
Works for me
And new things will come to be
Great pics. Our cats have it made don't they?
ReplyDeleteYeah fun in the sun
DeleteAs around they run
All great advice. I'm on it immediately.
ReplyDeleteGlad the cat could help out
DeleteEnjoy a little twist about
Always love the posts with kitties
ReplyDeleteOrlin and Cassie steal the show
I wish I could stretch and bend like they do
I will make that my 2015 goal
Well enough yoga and you might
DeletePat can make many or our poses take flight
Stretching is good for the body. Something I need to do more of! Such cute pics today!
ReplyDeleteHappy New Year!
Yeah good for it indeed
DeleteDoesn't get all seized up at ones feed
Just a darling post, Pat!
ReplyDeleteYour kit-kats are gorgeous
and full of good advice
for the start of the year!
They like to give advice
DeleteAnd do so at a free price
Vitamin D is good for us all
ReplyDeleteThat it is
DeleteSome nice sunny biz
orlin N cassie...ya wood think with de 98 bazillion $$$$ yur dad haz made sellin books... he could at leest put ONE can oh food in de cupboard for ewe....ya noe !!!
ReplyDeleteThat would sure be nice
DeleteA cheapo that buys nothing unless half price
Oh for a cat's life...
ReplyDeleteso much relaxation,
so very little strife!
That there is
DeleteUnless there is vet biz
I must be part cat... I love laying in the sunshine collecting the rays.
ReplyDeleteBest way to be
DeleteAt ones sea