I'll Give You A Hand To Make It Grand!

So you want to start the new year off right? Now you can thanks to my site. The cat will give you tips to get everything ready for a year that will be great and stay steady.

First survey your kingdom from upon high.

You have to know each and every cry.

Noise in the night,

Can be a real fright.

See, it can pin your ears back.

Know the noises at your shack.

Then you'll get a good sleep.

That is step one at your keep.

Step two is to stretch.

Don't go play fetch.

Stretch out as far as you are able.

Even lie on the table.

Or just the back of a chair.

If it can hold you at your lair.

You can flop over it.

It also is a hit.

See, get in the game.

Proof of my claim.

You can be as bendy as can be,

Just by stretching at your sea.

Get fresh air.

Easy at your lair.

But some rarely do.

Then again smog is around many of you.

I'm showing you what not to do.

See! This is wrong at your zoo.

No fresh air under the bed.

Get that through your head.

Step 4, posture is key.

On that just trust me.

And if yours really does suck.

Get an ass pillow to be in luck.

And don't forget the vitamin D.

That is important at your sea.

Without it you'll wither away.

That will not be a very nice day.

And you can do two in one,

Stretching and some sun.

Now my steps are through.

Aren't you glad I shared them with you?

You can be on your way to a great new year thanks to my bay. Just modify so they work where you play. I mean some humans can't fit in the cupboard or whatever. Although the cat would like to watch that endeavor. Happy New Year from sassy Cass and my ever so helpful little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.